This person turned out to be a ghost... It seems that he has not been able to reincarnate smoothly, and I sighed again in my heart, so my fifty yuan is useless for him.

"That's... Never mind... I still have to live my own life, and I won't give you the money, so if I encourage you, you can just keep it in mind. I cheekily took the money back and said.

"It's not... I didn't say I didn't want money.." He also wanted to snatch the money out of my pocket, and he was a little embarrassed to see my stingy face.

"Anyway, you have to remember, don't smoke again in the future, if I get caught again, I'll deduct points." He put on a high-minded look again.

"Uh-huh, I see." I replied casually.

"Knowing that it can be improved, you will be able to listen to it, I am very pleased, see you next time I have a chance, it seems that I feel that someone is smoking there, I want to go over and see what the situation is."

With that, he slowly floated forward and disappeared around the corner in front of him.

"Nerves... Ay! I don't know what kind of blow I suffered before I died..."I watched him walk away sympathetically, then took out a cigarette from my pocket, lit it with a lighter, and took a slow puff.

How can we solve a thousand sorrows? The only thing I like is tobacco and alcohol, both of which are my favorites, but I always think that alcohol has to be drunk by more than two people to taste, and it is too stuffy for one person to drink, and the best wine will become bitter when you drink it.

In the past, Chen Lin accompanied me to drink two sips of wine, and my colleagues often had dinners, and I slept at least four or five times a month when I was half-drunk, but now, I haven't drunk for a long time, because I don't have friends to accompany me.

Jiahui never drinks, because there are a lot of official affairs in the underworld, and he has to work overtime at any time, so he must always keep a clear head, as for the old beggar, he always has a soft spot for the blood glutinous rice milk tea in the milk tea shop, and he is not interested in other drinks at all, and every time we meet, he has to talk about the truth, which makes me very anxious, and I don't have the mood to drink.

Luckily, there was smoke, which could slowly ease my restless mood.

He spat out a smoke ring, and he actually came back and snuffed out the cigarette in my hand again.

"Didn't you just tell you you you can't smoke? What's the matter with you! ”

"I found that you are really persistent, what's wrong with me smoking? I didn't give your house a little bit, and it was enough to give you face after melting once, and you still came again and again. ”

"Didn't I tell you that this is my jurisdiction? It's my business if you stay in my area and smoke! He said.

"Hehe, you said that this is your territory, then you can show evidence."

He took out a glittering golden token from his coat pocket, and sure enough, his name and position were engraved on it, and there was a long tassel hanging underneath, which looked a little similar to the common sign in the underworld.

Okay, this fake is also very good, much more interesting than the average mental patient, and I suddenly became a little interested in him.

"Then let me ask you, what rule did I break by smoking here? I used to smoke on the street, but no one cared about it. ”

"Look at what is written on your cigarette pack."

Cigarette case? It's nothing more than smoking is harmful to health, can lead to lung cancer or something, what else can it be? I took out my cigarette case and looked at it, and found that the words on it had changed.

"No smoking!"

The cigarette case is pure white in color, and these four big characters are blood red, which looks particularly terrifying, as if someone drew it with blood.

There is also a line of small characters below these four big characters, which is also blood red.

"Violators: Smoking a cigarette to reduce one's life span for three days when you are alone, smoking in front of a pregnant woman, reducing one's life span for four days, smoking after sexual intercourse, four days, preaching the benefits of smoking everywhere, reducing one's life for a week at a time, teaching others how to smoke, and reducing one's life for half a year at a time."

Yo, I feel a little funny in my heart, the words on this cigarette box are really good, strange, I always buy red packaging when I buy cigarettes, and now it has become white inexplicably? It must have been the man in the white coat in front of me who secretly replaced my original cigarettes and stuffed them into this cigarette case that he customized.

"Now you should be convinced."

"Okay, I'm really convinced, but your punishment is too light, isn't it? When you're alone, it's only three days? Then haven't I only been detained for a few months, your rules are not strict at all, so it will not make people afraid, you should make the inspection regulations more serious, such as smoking a box of cigarettes, five years of confinement, so that people will be afraid, will you make rules? Do you want me to help you? I said with a hippie smile.

"Do you know how much you've been deprived of life?" He was serious, and didn't blame me too much for my slightly ridiculous language.

"Hmm... It's only been a year. ”

I casually said a number, but I think I must have no morals for a year, you think, a cigarette is only three days, 100 is less than a year, my addiction to smoking is not particularly big, but sometimes I smoke in order to adjust my mood, which is like some smokers, every day the mouth is inseparable from cigarettes.

He took out an antique book from his sleeve as if by magic, and looked at it, the pattern on the book was a bit like the pattern of the book of life and death, and the color was also very similar, I really admired the ghost in front of me more and more, he pretended to be a ghost and pretended to be really attentive, and even thought of this kind of detail.

"How? Isn't it a year yet? ”

"No, it's been a year and a half."

"Really?" I asked, and I also silently reflected on myself in my heart, from learning to smoke to now really more than so many cigarettes?

No, no, Fang Ming, do you really believe what this kind of wandering ghost said, is it because you haven't been deceived by these ghosts enough before? If he likes acting, let him act, why bother with this kind of person, I said to myself silently in my heart.

"A year and a half is a year and a half, it's nothing, it's just half a year more than I expected." I smiled.

"But your original lifespan has been deducted a lot by other things, let me see... It turns out that you have only three years left to live, pitiful, pitiful, you were destined to live to be 120 years old, just because you have committed all kinds of sins, killing and committing adultery, and you have been cut to the age of 30 and you can't even live to be 30 years old, you really should take good care of yourself, you can't let yourself fall like this again, and if you don't come to your senses, maybe you will go to hell and suffer. ”

I didn't think much of what he said earlier, but he actually said that I was committing adultery?! Am it also sinful for me to want to be with my own woman? And his tone was unexpectedly similar to that of the old beggar, as if he had been given the upper body by the old beggar, and the anger that I had just suppressed in front of the old beggar broke out at this time.

"Enough, don't say it anymore, isn't it ruthless and loveless to have a sense of superiority, and it's a fairy, right? Pretty good, right? I'll fuck you! If you have the ability, let's fight and see if I can beat you! ”