"Doctor Ye, these people are crazy, aren't they?" Jiang Chuan pushed his eyes and looked at a group of singing and dancing gods who were stunned.

Dr. Yip did not answer, and always kept a kind smile.

"Doctor Ye, Expert Bai, Technician Yan, come here, jump together." Liri smiled brightly and began to greet the restrained female subordinates, as for the man, he didn't care, he would come over consciously.

Ye Jing is an easy-going woman, and when she saw that everyone was having a good time, she joined in.

"Yan Yu, come on, come on, don't twist and pinch." Wu Wei began to invite her wife-to-be, although he rarely talked to Yan Yu.

Yan Yu smiled and joined in.

Bai Bingbing hugged Xio with both hands

G front, looking at Liri with a smile, this is the first time she has seen the funny side of Liri, and she feels very novel, this rational beauty began to feel charming......

Seeing that Bai Bingbing didn't move, he immediately came to pull Bai Bingbing personally, the last female subordinate, although he never thought of provoking this scientist beauty, but he couldn't let her wander outside the organization.

Bai Bingbing joined in half-pushing, but she didn't expect it to look very good when she twisted, but she couldn't open her mouth for slightly secular lyrics like "committing two crimes and committing two".

In the end, Jiang Chuan and Zhang Xiaoqi were left without moving, and Jiang Chuan saw that Ye Jing slowly entered a state of self-satisfaction, and he was a little nervous.

"Doctor Jiang, don't come again, Technician Wu is going to do it!" Shangguan Ting likes to joke about Wu Wei's back.

Jiang Chuan is essentially a secular person, he has not evolved to the realm of Zhang Xiaoqi, and he is still very interested in women.

However, beauties like Zhen Huan, Qiu Yue, Bai Bingbing, and Lan Yue'er, he didn't dare to expect extravagance, so he could only focus on Ye Jing, the expectant wife, if he missed the opportunity, he could only pray that there were indigenous girls in "Wangxing", otherwise he deserved to be single for the rest of his life.

Hearing Shangguan Ting's reminder, Jiang Chuan hurriedly joined the singing and dancing, and always circled around Ye Jing.

In the end, only the science geek Zhang Xiaoqi remained.

Zhang Xiaoqi neither expressed surprise at everyone's abnormal behavior, nor did he take the initiative to join, completely living in his own world, thinking about the movement of celestial bodies.

He knew very well that if he wanted to develop civilization on the "stargazing", he needed to lay the foundation as soon as possible, and this scientific knowledge was not ready-made, and it needed to be constantly observed and accumulated.

"Qiuyue, go and pull Zhang Xiaoqi in and sing together." In addition to the special forces, the last subordinate of Liri will also be absorbed, but why he asked Qiu Yue to pull Zhang Xiaoqi, he doesn't know it himself.

However, in Zhen Huan's view, Liri is deliberately looking for a topic to establish interaction with Qiuyue!

After all, tonight's autumn moon is really popular with men, and even an honest person like Jiang Chuan can't help but swallow his saliva.

Zhen Huan didn't give Qiu Yue a chance to make a move, stepped over in a few steps, pulled Zhang Xiaoqi's little arm and pulled it into the crowd!

Zhang Xiaoqi stood in the crowd dumbly, Shangguan Ting took the opportunity to tease him, and while twisting, he sang: "Guilty two, guilty two, Zhang Xiaoqi is a little guilty of two ......"

Zhang Xiaoqi suddenly replied, "Shangguan Ting, you are the second offender!" ”

For the first time, Shangguan Ting saw Zhang Xiaoqi talking like a person, like a man, and felt very happy, and immediately shouted: "Chief, chief, it has an effect, Professor Zhang is also crazy!" ”

"What's the situation?" Liri smiled and writhed.

"Zhang Xiaoqi scolded me for committing two crimes just now, is this still a scientist Zhang Xiaoqi?" Shangguan Ting opened her eyes wide.

"Huh? Indeed, scientists have actually cursed, and they have returned to life, and there is progress! There is progress! Liri gave Zhang Xiaoqi a thumbs up.

"Chief, chief, ......" Qiu Yue shouted.

"Miss Qiuyue, what's the matter?" As soon as I heard that it was the autumn moon, the excitement of leaving the sun surged.

"It worked, you see, even the dogs and parrots got high." Autumn Moon seems to regard Liri as a bosom friend, and is the first to share fun things with him.

As expected, the dog stood on its feet, stuck out its tongue, and jumped excitedly with the crowd, and the parrot flapped its wings and flew around the crowd.

Zhen Huan saw that everyone was crazy, and said: "Chief, if someone on earth is holding a mobile phone, on the subway, in the shopping city, on the street, in the bathroom, and hears this song of committing two crimes, they will definitely think that this person who wrote the lyrics is definitely a real second criminal!" ”

"Yes, I'm guilty of two!" Liri laughed at himself, and then said, "Everyone be careful, don't step on the dog, this is our benefactor, by the way, we will call it 'Divine Dog No. 1' in the future." ”

As soon as the words of Liri fell, Shangguan Ting asked, "Chief, since the dog is called 'Divine Dog No. 1', what is the parrot called?" Is it called 'Divine Bird No. 1'? ”

"The parrot is just accompanying us, there is no life-saving grace, we have to be clear in rewards and punishments, at most we can only call it a lucky bird, after all, it survived."

"Chief, there is only one 'Divine Dog One', what if I can't reproduce?" Shangguan Ting obviously deliberately looked for excitement on Liri.

"Shangguan beauty, let me tell you, 'Divine Dog No. 1' is male, since you feel so sorry for it, let's do it yourself." Zhen Huan's words hide the sprout of meat jokes.

Gongsun Liang knew that Shangguan Ting didn't speak through her brain, and she was not Zhen Huan's opponent at all, so he immediately took over and said: "I hope that there are dogs on 'Wangxing', so that 'Divine Dog No. 1' will have a good home." ”

Zhen Huan knew that Gongsun Liang was helping Shangguan Ting, so he didn't continue the topic anymore.

Seeing that everyone was so happy, he left the day and began to speak-

"Comrades, the dance and song that we danced and sang just now is just a ceremony, and the specific culture of the second dance includes many aspects.

In the future, we will create more masterpieces, constantly enrich and improve the spirit of committing two crimes, and effectively play the role of creating happiness and resisting depression.

The core content of the spirit of committing two is to tell jokes and listen to jokes, and in the future, our ancestors and ancestors must learn to tell and listen to jokes.

It is necessary to cultivate telling jokes and listening to jokes as a basic quality, and on the basis of moral education, intellectual education, physical education, aesthetic education, etc., add a laughing education, so that laughter fills every corner of the 'stargazing', and let laughter nourish everyone's heart! ”

As soon as she finished speaking, Shangguan Ting clapped her hands.

The old rule, Zhen Huan hurriedly clapped his hands, and clapped even louder, and the others immediately followed suit!

The limelight couldn't be snatched away by Shangguan Ting, Zhen Huan said loudly: "Chief, I have a suggestion!" ”

"Queen, you speak!"

"I suggest that telling jokes and listening to jokes be included in the college entrance examination!"

"Included in the college entrance examination?" Liri's mouth opened wide, and there was a burst of laughter below......

"Queen, I think you can call yourself the 'mother of the two'!" Gongsun Liang lost no time in adding.

Zhen Huan didn't get enough of the limelight, and continued to play, "Chief, I think that a decree against death can be issued on 'Wangxing', and even if you kill others, you will not be punished." ”

As soon as Zhen Huan finished speaking, Gongsun Liang said loudly: "Empress, we are from a civilized society, why do we still think about the ancient privilege system?" Isn't it messy to kill people, but not responsible?! ”

Zhen Huan's eyes flickered, and he smiled: "The decree I said about avoiding death is ......"

Ears are pricked up!

"That's it, it's just—laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life!" Zhen Huan suddenly shouted.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then laughed out loud!

Only Qiu Yue, who smiled not so exaggeratedly, had an excellent sense of proportion, covered her mouth and smiled-

This wonderful, ecstatic shot......

Liri saw it, Zhen Huan saw it, Qin Tian saw it, and Wu Wei also saw it!

Seeing that Liri seemed to be hooked by the autumn moon, Zhen Huan couldn't help but curse secretly-

Nima! The old lady told jokes and became a clown, but you became a lady!