"Chief, you can get started." Zhen Huan hurriedly hooked the soul of the left sun back.

"What's the beginning?" Liri's mind is still on Qiuyue, I don't know what Zhen Huan said.

"Tell jokes, you created the second culture yourself, and you will tell the first joke on 'Looking at the Stars'."

"No, no, you and I are both the initiators of the second culture, ladies first, the first joke will be told by the queen!" Leaving the day gave the opportunity to Zhen Huan.

Zhen Huan thought for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll talk about it first, but please cooperate with the chief." ”

"Cooperate, how to cooperate?" Liri had a premonition that Zhen Huan was going to be funny.

"Ask the Chief to play a role."

"What character?"

"My husband's character." Zhen Huan's eyes cut the water, squinted at the sun, and when it came to this aspect, she never hid it.

Husband?

As soon as Zhen Huan finished speaking, he was stunned for a moment,

At the same time -

Qiu Yue was stunned for a moment!

Shangguan Ting was stunned!

Bai Bingbing proved it!

Yan Yu and Ye Jing were also stunned!

Liri thought to himself, anyway, it was just a joke, since Zhen Huan was so bold, if he refused, it would not be in line with the spirit of committing two crimes, nor would he look like a big man, so he said simply: "Okay! ”

Zhen Huan seemed to have graduated from the Drama Academy, and instantly entered the role, and asked delicately: "Husband, let me ask you, if I go crazy one day, will you still love me?" ”

"Huh?"

Liri is obviously not prepared, I don't know why Zhen Huan asked such a question, and I don't know where the joke of this scene design is.

Follow your heart!

"Love!"

Riri replied cheerfully.

"Am I a psychopath?" Zhen Huan pretended to be surprised.

"I know!"

"You love neurosis!"

"As long as it's you, whether it's mental or insane! I love them all! "Liri seems to have taken the script as reality.

Hearing the confession of the departure of the sun -

Qiu Yue is a little nervous and a little lost!

Shangguan Ting was a little nervous and a little lost!

Bai Bingbing was a little nervous and a little lost!

Yan Yu and Ye Jing were also a little nervous and a little lost!

When he was in the cold, Zhen Huan suddenly pursed his lips and said, "That's not true love!" ”。

"Isn't that true love?" Leaving the day, I still can't figure out Zhen Huan's intentions.

"I'm all crazy, you still love it, it only shows one problem!"

"What's the problem?" The day left to say what everyone wanted to ask.

"What you usually love is only my look, not my soul!"

"What does that mean?" I didn't react to the day, and I may have fallen into the role a little deep.

Zhen Huan's eyes rolled, deliberately thinking, and then said: "If you love my soul, once I become a psychopath and my soul is corroded, you shouldn't love me anymore?" ”

"Hehe, hehehe......" Only Zhen Huan was laughing, and everyone else felt inexplicable.

"Huh, is it funny? Do you think it's funny? "Liri seems to be very serious, and it seems to be joking.

Gongsun Liang said: "Queen, I don't think you should sing this song of committing two crimes, otherwise you will really commit two crimes!" ”

The kind-hearted Ye Jing hurriedly came out to break the embarrassment, "Forget it, the queen's cold jokes are not easy to understand, I will tell a popular one to ensure that everyone can laugh and everyone listen." ”

Ye Jing began to tell the story -

Once upon a time there was a man who was fishing and caught a squid.

The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me and eat it.

The man said, "Okay, then I'm going to ask you a few questions."

The squid said happily: You take the test, you take the test!

So the man grilled the squid.

After the joke was finished, no one laughed, Ye Jing said, "Isn't it funny?" Isn't it funny at all? It seems that I underestimated everyone's laughter! ”

"Doctor Ye, it's not that the story is not funny, it's that the timing is inappropriate." Wu Wei told the truth.

"Why not?"

"Isn't that simple? Everyone wants to eat squid! ”

Everyone didn't laugh at Dr. Ye's jokes, but Wu Wei's words made everyone laugh, but they laughed a little sadly.

"I'll come, I'll talk about one, make sure everyone laughs." Jiang Chuan wants to continue Ye Jing's unfinished business.

"Dr. Jiang, do you also tell jokes? It can't be that I sang the song of guilty two just now, and suddenly opened up, right? Shangguan Ting said.

Jiang Chuan ignored Shangguan Ting's ridicule and continued: "Everyone, listen well......

Jiang Chuan began to tell jokes -

When a monkey saw Hades after he died, he asked him to be born as a man in the next life, and he said, "If you want to be a man, you must first pluck out the hair on your body." ”

The monkey felt justified, so Hades ordered the imp to come forward and pluck the hair, and when he plucked one, the monkey screamed in pain.

Hades smiled: "Beast, you don't pull out a hair, how can you be a person?" ”

When the joke was finished and no one laughed, Jiang Chuan said with some embarrassment: "Isn't this funny?" ”

"Doctor Jiang, it's not that the story is not funny, it's that the timing is inappropriate." Wu Wei repeated what he had just said to Ye Jing.

"Why not?" Egawa pushed his glasses.

"Isn't that simple? Everyone wants to pluck their hair! ”

"Plucking? Whose hair is it plucked? Pluck a bird's feather! Jiang Chuan actually burst into foul language, it seems that the spirit of committing two is effective.

"That's right, it's plucking! Everyone is reminded of the good times when eating big birds! Wu Wei's words made everyone laugh again, but they still laughed sadly.

…… ……

After some tossing, the blue moon falls, the yellow moon rises, and people enter the cave to rest.

"Chief, what's next? Everything that should be burned is burned, and tomorrow there will be a wind and snow, how will the night be lived? Although Zhen Huan also wants to maintain the spirit of committing two crimes, the reality is too cruel.

"Those who should work hard have worked hard, do your best, and listen to the destiny of heaven!" The sun seems to have become free.

"I do have an idea, and I don't know if the chief agrees." Zhen Huan asked tentatively.

"Any good ideas?" Lying sideways from the sun, Zhen Huan turned sideways, and both of them could feel each other's breath.

"I thought about it for a while, anyway, when the soft hedgehog armor is worn on the body, the coat becomes an ornament, and it is all tattered, and now it is a critical moment, can it? ……”

Zhen Huan wanted to speak and stopped, but what he wanted to say was already very obvious.

Leaving the day, Zhen Huan wanted to use the tattered coats of several other children as a fire starter to burn them.

"Queen, at the critical moment, even if I can help everyone resist for one more day, I have one more chance of survival, but I am still worried about ......"

"I can understand the chief's thoughts, after all, they are all children."

"Yes, a 6-year-old child, what can he understand? And the heart is unusually immature, just like a beloved toy, once the clothes are forcibly taken away, even if the clothes are torn, they may leave a shadow for the rest of their lives! ”

"Well, I'll just say it casually, when there is really no way out, maybe there is another way!"

Liri didn't ask Zhen Huan what else he could do, and the two fell asleep like this.

…… ……

"Dragon Five, Dragon Five ......"

"Shh......h Be quiet, Mom and Dad are sleeping, what's the matter? Long Wu whispered to Feng Wu, usually the two children don't call Qin Tian Qiuyue's parents face to face, but when the two communicate alone, they call it so.

"Ryugo, dog, my dog is out!" Feng Wu was a little anxious.

"Don't make a sound, I'll go out and help you find it!" Long Wu had a very manly demeanor, carefully crawled out of the hole, looked around, and found no one, so he was a little puzzled.

It turned out that there were some changes in the mode of standing guard tonight, the special forces took turns to guard on the periphery, and the 5 big men did not come out of the hole, and took turns to sit at their respective holes to be on guard.

When Long Wu came out of the cave, he just happened to change the guard with the saber when the cold knife returned to the cave, and Gongsun Liang, who was on duty, fell asleep unconsciously because he had a good time just now.

Long Wu couldn't care so much, and when he saw the footprints left by the dog on the snow, he immediately followed the footprints......