Chapter 627: Grasshoppers in the Fishing Grounds
The Wine Fairy Buddha used a green drink, and he had to kill the Fruit Thief Buddha.
"Oh, you're there too, Kenko Immortal Muscle. "Wine Immortal Buddha Road.
"Shut up, I won't let you call me by that name. The swordsman said angrily.
"Sword Immortal Muscle, hahaha, why don't you show your muscles to everyone, if it were normal, you would have been stunned a long time ago. The poor monk is wrong. The Wine Fairy Buddha said again. He released a green wine, and he no longer cared about stealing the fruit Buddha, and what he got in his hand would not allow him to escape. The second doppelganger of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom is very confident in himself, and his relationship with the swordsman is not very good.
"Your name was Sword Fairy Muscle. Chiba said, "What a unique name." Do you have muscles like fairies, can you show me? ”
"Wine Immortal Buddha!" Sword Immortal said angrily, "It's all your fault, why did you tell them my name." Except for the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom and you, I don't want anyone to know the words Sword Immortal Muscle. ”
"Fellow Daoists, don't be attached. You and I are both working for the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, and there should be no secrets. Besides, this is the clone of the Legend of Chiba? The Wine Immortal Buddha asked. "The first time we met, the poor monk Wine Immortal Buddha. The second doppelganger of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom introduced himself.
Chiba was also stunned, because he knew that the lord of the Buddha Kingdom had been named after the Wine Immortal Buddha. "How dare his doppelganger use the name of the Wine Immortal Buddha, strange. ”
"Don't be surprised, the poor monk is the greed of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom. The Wine Immortal Buddha said, "Unlike the Sword Immortal Muscle, the poor monk loves peace and is willing to emotionalize each other with love and foundation, if he can't, he has to kill them!"
"The King of Dirty Medicine!"
Suddenly, the Wine Immortal Buddha said angrily, "In front of the poor monks, you dare to protect the Fruit Thief Buddha, is it really fatal." ”
"Okay, good, there's another doppelganger. The White Lotus Bodhisattva said unhappily, "The Sword Immortal Muscle alone is troublesome enough, and now there is another Wine Immortal Buddha." How should I be a good ......?"
In fact, in the booklet of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, the Dirty Medicine King from the Bojia Crow, his name is also among them, and what is even more terrifying is that he is still ranked in front of Chiba.
Therefore, the Wine Immortal Buddha claimed to kill the King of Dirty Medicine, but he was just talking. The man in the image of the lord of the Buddha kingdom, only he himself can decide their life and death, even if it is his doppelganger, he does not dare to make a decision.
Neither Chiba nor the Bagari Crow Dirty Medicine King could be killed, and similarly, the Mud Plough Venerable could not be killed, and all three of them were celebrities in the pamphlet. The flowers of their local area have been predetermined by the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, and whoever moves them is an enemy of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom.
The King of Dirty Medicine painted his eyeliner and wore golden shorts, "The Buddha of the Fruit Thief offered me a relic, but it was useless, and since I accepted his gift, I am really embarrassed to do my best." ”
Nani: When did I say I was going to give the relics to the King of Dirty Medicine? The Fruit Thief Buddha was shocked.
To coerce, the Bao Jia Li Crow Dirty Medicine King was obviously taking the opportunity to blackmail and steal the Buddha, but the latter had no other way, because he was at the end of his rope, and whatever the Dirty Medicine King said, that was what it was. Otherwise, what awaits the Buddha is only death. "I am willing to give relics. The Buddha said in pain.
He was given a very large relic.
Rumble!
The Buddha of the thief raised his sleeves, the golden light was immense, paved into the avenue, a relic rolled out, when he landed, the golden light in the sky was covered by the light of the relics, and the statues of the Buddhas passed through the relics, condensed from the void, almost like a real person.
The King of Bao Jia Li Crow Stained Medicine was overjoyed, "Good things, really good things, Stealing Fruit Buddha, such holy relics, if you keep them, it will only cause death, so I will keep them for you." ”
Even if the Buddha of Fruit Stealing was reluctant in a thousand ways, he had no choice but to say: "What the Buddha King of Filthy Medicine said is very reasonable, and you must accept it." ”
"Hahaha, I'm compassionate. The King of Dirty Medicine laughed. With a thud, he slapped his palm at the huge relic. When! The sound of gold and iron resonated loudly, and the light of the Buddha swayed, "Dare to resist me." The King of Filthy Medicine shouted, and with a whoosh, he released tens of thousands of Buddha Qi with his five fingers, wrapped around the relic, and dragged it towards his own sea of life. "Wine Immortal Buddha, Sword Immortal Muscle, what can you do with me, I just want to eat this relic in front of you, and I also want to steal the fruit Buddha Gao Ji!"
"Ah!" said the Fruit Thief in horror. He hadn't thought of offering his own local flower, apparently, he had become the toy of the Broccari Crow Poison King. It's really a person under the roof, and it's hard not to bow your head. No matter how angry the Fruit Thief Buddha was, it didn't help, so he had to agree, but he was very aggrieved. "The baby's heart is bitter. "The Buddha of Fruit Stealing secretly said. "I'm smart, why was I threatened by Ji Lao in the end, what is the reason? "The Buddha of the Fruit Thief was powerless, so he blamed all his anger on the Buddha King of the Fire House, if it weren't for him, how could he have ended up in such an embarrassing field.
Luckily, the Mirror of Sin was also put away by me. The Buddha of Fruit Stealing secretly said to himself.
Both the Fire House Buddha King and the Swordless Buddha King vanished, but before they could disappear, the Mirror of Sin turned into a barely imperceptible light of dust, slashed into the Sea of Fruit Stealing Buddha's consciousness, and hid in his spiritual platform. Today, the Mirror of Sin is still there, and it's slowly being repaired. "The Mirror of Sin is the natal weapon of the Fire House Buddha King, and now that it is mine, I will make good use of it. "The Buddha has been locked in a mirror for a long time, and he knows nothing more about it.
"Sword Immortal Muscle, do it to you, or do it to the poor monk. The Wine Fairy Buddha asked suddenly.
"I don't fight with you. Remember, you have to know the severity of your attack, don't kill the King of Dirty Medicine, he still has use value. You also know, when the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom is doing that indescribable thing with his friends, he will occasionally let his doppelgangers watch the battle together, or even fight in groups. "Sword Immortal Muscle Dao.
"Hahaha, Jianzi Immortal Muscle, you're still so dirty. Bao Jiali Crow Dirty Medicine King, the poor monk will give it to you. "Wine Immortal Buddha Road. Snap, suddenly, he patted his head. A cloud of green liquor burst out, forming an emerald green Qingyun, about 300 acres, which is extremely spectacular and green.
"It's fine. Jian Zi Immortal said, "Let me deal with it if I am the King of Dirty Medicine." ”
"The poor monk's opponent is the funny monk and the doppelganger of King Wigo. "Wine Immortal Buddha Road.
"Hmph!" said the Mud Plough Venerable unhappily, because he was not regarded as an opponent by the doppelganger of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, so he was very angry.
The White Lotus Bodhisattva was standing alone on the other side, and her current situation was also very embarrassing, and the two doppelgangers of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom didn't pay much attention to her, treating her as air. Who likes a subordinate who is unfavorable. "Hmph, fortunately, I have cultivated a supernatural power, and I can change into a man. The Lord of the Buddha Kingdom and his doppelganger are all Ji Lao, and it seems that I can only use the beautiful man's plan. "The White Lotus Bodhisattva is also a girl with a city, and suddenly, she exerted her double body powers, her eyebrows and eyes changed first, her sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and the lines on her face became resolute, and then the Xiong on the left and right sides also became muscles, and finally gave birth to an Armstrong whirling cannon, which was murderous.
The White Lotus Bodhisattva has completely become a man, no longer a female Bodhisattva, but a male Bodhisattva.
"Ahh "She, how could she become a gentleman in such a short period of time, and have a perfectly shaped (muffled) bar. "The sword spirit of the Buddha Sword, she has trained a pair of discerning eyes, and she specializes in identifying the man's Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon.
The Mud Plough Venerable also noticed the flawless change, and looked at the White Lotus Bodhisattva, "Huh, this is a master?" said the Venerable in a loud voice.
"Hmph!" the White Lotus Bodhisattva said unhappily, "Venerable Mud Plow, I have also been in the Fire Mansion for a long time, why am I surprised. ”
"You are also ruthless!" said the Mud Plough Venerable, "In order to get the favor of the Sword Immortal Muscle and the Wine Immortal Buddha, you will not hesitate to become a man, and the poor Dao admires you as a master!"
"In order to kill the Buddha of Molian, it is worth sacrificing anything. The White Lotus Bodhisattva said.
Chiba glanced at the White Lotus Bodhisattva, "Does this woman hate the Ink Lotus Buddha so much?" ”
Chiba is the doppelganger of the Ink Lotus Buddha, so in a sense, the White Lotus Bodhisattva is also his daughter, no, now his son, funny.
"Funny!"
Listening to the funny little monk's shout, his arms are like dragons, stretching thousands of feet long, and his five fingers are like iron hooks, grabbing towards the wine fairy Buddha, and the funny power is endless, converging into the surging black river water, and also sweeping towards the doppelganger of the Lord of the Buddha country with a green cloud.
The Wine Fairy Buddha has one against two, he has to deal with the funny little monk, and he also has to face the doppelganger of the King of Wigo.
"Green is nature. The wine fairy Buddha said loudly, and he Buddha pointed forward with three green gases. Three streams of green air burst out and slashed at the funny monk's right arm and the black river. The rivers are all condensed by comical power, and they are as solid as steel.
But the three green gases released by the Wine Fairy Buddha overcame the rigidity with softness, and the moment they touched the brown-black river, they melted it down, turned into bursts of black smoke, and threw it away.
At this time, the doppelganger of King Wigo Buddha also made a move, and the lotus platform he sat on was surrounded by 893 long chains, each of which was locked with a basket of flowers, and the basket was filled with medicinal herbs, pills, Buddhist utensils, and medicine pods. "Wine Immortal Buddha, you destroy my Sword Spirit Mountain, this revenge is not shared. ”
Dozens of long chains swept out and smashed towards the Wine Immortal Buddha. And at the end of the chain, the herbs and Buddhist utensils blooming in the flower basket also swirled out, blooming Taoist Shenhua, like a light belt swirling dance, and the glow was pervasive.
And at this moment, the green cloud above the head of the Wine Immortal Buddha suddenly leaned downward, covering his whole body, "The poor monk is green nature, and the green is bright." You can only choose to forgive me. ”
The power of forgiveness!
Surprised to see the Wine Immortal Buddha's right arm waved, turning his palm into a fist, but his fist was wrapped in the power of forgiveness, boom, the Wine Immortal Buddha smashed a punch forward, and in an instant, the void exploded, and the power of forgiveness was like a vast river, rushing away. Bang, bang, bang! smashed more than a dozen flower baskets, and the long chain exploded. The Buddha artifacts and pills that flew out of the flower basket were not spared, and they all became powder.
When!
The arms of the funny little monk swept over, and split on the body of the wine fairy Buddha, and the sound of gold and iron hitting pierced the clouds and cracked stones, but the Buddha's body stood majestically and stood like a fairy pillar. And the comical power that burst out was also dissolved by the green clouds, and it couldn't hurt the Wine Immortal Buddha. "Your funny hand, the poor monk has taken it. Suddenly, the Wine Fairy Buddha opened his mouth and spit out a small green ding, and with a bang, he hit the funny monk's right hand.
"Ahh "My hands, my hands, ahhhhh
"The poor monk not only wants to take your funny hand, but also your life!" the Wine Fairy Buddha snorted, "Because you have disappointed us so much, the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom does not want to continue with you, so I should have never met you on the mountain." ”
Greed, the Wine Fairy Buddha is the greed of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, so as long as it is a good thing, he wants to snatch it, plunder it, destroy what can't be snatched, and kill what can't be plundered!
The green smoke floating on the face of the funny little monk is also related to the Wine Fairy Buddha, which is condensed by green wine. "Your perfect old body should also be taken over by the poor monk. The Wine Immortal Buddha said again.
"Let go of the funny Buddha friends!" The doppelganger of King Wigo Buddha suddenly sacrificed more than a hundred flower baskets, and the treasures in the baskets flew out together, overwhelming the sky, the treasure light burst out, and the killing machine was blazing. Now, King Wigo's clone can only choose to ally with the Funny Monk, who will be in a worse position if he is killed.
"The poor monk will let you see what the real forgiveness is!" said the wine fairy Buddha.
Dangdangdang! Dangdangdang! Dangdang! Dangdang Dangdang! Dangdang Dangdang! Dangdang Dang The sound of the Ding was endless, and the green smoke also swirled up from the Ding, and in a moment, it swallowed the sky above the Sword Spirit Mountain, and the green, as far as the eye could see, was all green, which made people feel extremely uncomfortable.
And the doppelganger of King Wigo, the Buddhist utensils and flower baskets he sacrificed, etc., seemed to be shuttling in the mire, moving very slowly, as if encountering ten thousand resistances, which made King Wigo's doppelganger vomit blood in anger. "Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, I have refined a lot of strong (silencer) medicine for you, and you actually want to green me. ”
"Green is healthier. Love is a light, and green people panic. The Wine Fairy Buddha laughed.
It's not just the doppelganger of King Wigo who is flustered, but also the funny monk. He lost one hand, and the demons in his heart also rose, and his thoughts were frequent, and it was difficult to maintain his Zen mind. "Funny, funny, funny. ”
Boom! Boom!
Tens of thousands of feet high comical waves burst out, blasting away the green smoke. And the funny little monk's head opened a bloody hole, and in the bloody hole, there was a small tree swaying and moving, which was a sapling turned into funny branches.
It's not crazy, but it's out of the way, and the funny little monk places the real funny branch he got by chance in the sea of knowledge, and crushes his own spiritual platform, turning it into nutrients for the funny branch to grow, and finally becomes a small tree.
Funny little trees waved their branches and leaves, and more hurricanes whirled out, blowing away all the green smoke. "Funny, funny, funny!" the funny little monk laughed, "Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, you betrayed me first, I can't die well, and you don't want to live this life in peace." I'll make you regret it. ”
"Hmph!" said the Wine Fairy Buddha angrily, "I don't know the current affairs, funny little monk, you catalyzed the funny branches, and it is clear that the seedlings are growing." If you spoil the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, you will not be able to compensate for dying 10,000 times. ”
Anger erupted, and green light flickered. The Wine Fairy Buddha waved his big hand, and the small Ding suddenly rushed out and crashed into the funny little monk. Boom, the green small tripod in the process of flying out, the wind grows, into a thousand feet high giant tripod, the sound of the tripod is loud, shaking through the mountains and rivers, cutting off the river.
"Wine Fairy Buddha, I will call you Wine Fairy Buddha for the last time, so far, we have no basis for any relationship, you are you, and I am me, fate has been broken, the broken mirror cannot be rounded, and the base relationship is broken!" The funny little monk roared.
The branches of the funny tree stretched out in all directions, and the pure, thick, and heavy funny power surged down and swept towards the giant ding. There are also tens of thousands of long funny rivers pouring into the sword fairy muscles.
It turned out that the funny little monk not only hated the Wine Immortal Buddha, but also hated the Sword Immortal Muscle, "Rot, become dust, and become history with Sword Spirit Mountain!"