Chiba was also shocked, "If you can kill the Molian Buddha, the poor monk is willing to work with you." ”

"Hahaha. The swordsman laughed, "Chiba, you really live up to your legendary name, I admire you." Molian Buddha, he will definitely die. And I am his most proud heir, and I should be better than the blue. Do you know why his Buddha-king position is gone? ”

"Could it be you!" Chiba said, "The Lord of the Buddha Country, it is you who have pulled the Molian Buddha down from the throne of the Buddha King." ”

"Yes!" said the swordsman, "he is my teacher, but he wants to be the supreme emperor master, hmph, funny, how can I tolerate his ridiculous behavior." If it weren't for the old relationship between master and apprentice, I would have even cut off his Buddha position. It's a pity that this person is stubborn and has the heart of a wolf, and only thinks about revenge on me, not gratitude. ”

In this way, the lord of the Buddha kingdom is a person of great affection. Chiba laughed.

"It's not just love, it's a person who is trapped by love. The swordsman said again, "I'll tell you another secret!"

"Secrets, Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, you have too many secrets, and those who know will definitely not end well. I'm curious, but I want to live. So, you better don't tell me. "Chiba Road.

"Don't worry, I already see you as a friend, and I won't hurt you. The swordsman said.

"It's funny!"

Suddenly, a loud shout spread all over the world. It's the funny little monk who arrived, he was disgraced, but he still couldn't hide the funny breath that made people look sideways. Although he is not an authentic comic descendant, he still cultivates his own funny way, and he is indeed capable.

The funny little monk is none other than the friend of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom. And the mysterious swordsman is the doppelganger of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, "My friend, my love, my light of life." The funny little monk said angrily.

"Master!" the White Lotus Bodhisattva also came, she was the overseer arranged by the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom in the Fire House.

But the Sword Buddha King and the Fire House Buddha King are not there.

The swordsman asked, "Lotus has no heart, what about the Buddha who steals the fruit!"

The White Lotus Bodhisattva said: "I escaped, I didn't expect him to be so seriously injured, and he could still escape from the hands of me and the funny little monk." And ......"

The swordsman asked again, "And what!"

The White Lotus Bodhisattva said: "The magic weapon that the master gave me was also destroyed by the stolen fruit Buddha. ”

The swordsman said angrily: "Lian Wuxin, don't forget that everything you have today is what I gave you today, but how did you repay me." ”

At this time, Chiba said: "Swordsman, the Buddha who steals the fruit is inseparable from the Buddha country, I will go and capture him." ”

The doppelganger of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom suddenly glanced at Chiba, "Do you also think that Lotus Wuxin is your daughter, remember, she is the daughter of the Ink Lotus Buddha, not yours." ”

The swordsman had a lotus without a heart, which had made the White Lotus Bodhisattva resentful, because she didn't want to mention that name, but the lord of the Buddha country kept talking, I don't know if it was intentional or unintentional.

In fact, with the power of the Buddha alone, it is impossible to escape, and the funny little monk and the White Lotus Bodhisattva have released water, so they have cheapened the Buddha of the fruit thief, picked up his life, and was able to escape.

Anger, the funny little monk's face was full of anger, "Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, didn't you say that the little monk is your lover, why are you in front of me, talking to other men and saying love." "Being betrayed by a friend, no old man can accept it, let alone an arrogant funny monk.

The swordsman smiled and said, "Funny little monk, you have occupied me for many years, and you should be content." I belong to the man of the world, not you, and your food is too ugly. ”

Boom! The funny little monk's spiritual platform seems to have been struck by thunder and lightning, and the ground shook suddenly, and the sky was scolded, is this still a friend he knows? Is this still the man who once swore an oath in the mountains and seas, why is he so strange and so estranged. Unacceptable, funny little monk must not accept everything that happens. "Funny fruit!" he raised his big sleeves, and dozens of funny fruits the size of winter melons were thrown out, and they all smashed towards Chiba. "You demon (silent) man, you have robbed the little monk's friend, you can't be left, kill!" the funny little monk roared.

Chiba suddenly felt embarrassed, because he didn't do anything, just perfunctory the doppelganger of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, but he suffered an unjustified disaster, it was really a person walking on the ground, funny from the sky. "Poor monks are not good people. Chiba sneered. Whew! He rose to his feet and moved his palms forward, "Leafless flowers." "Just listen to him.

It has always been lined with leaves, but the trick of Qianye "Leafless Flowers" is not, only the flowers bloom, but not the green leaves. There was a loud bang, the palm strength was like a wild wave, and it suddenly rose, and where the palm power passed, the flowers bloomed and fell, but those flowers had no leaves, only flower stems and petals, which looked a little weird.

The funny monk threw out more than 50 funny fruits, they grew in the wind, the small ones were like winter melons, and the big ones couldn't fit in a room, like a hillside.

However, the funny fruits are caught by the leafless flowers, and it is difficult to fall.

"Funny?"

The funny little monk was also stunned, Chiba does have some skills, no wonder the lord of the Buddha country is willing to accept this demon as his friend. Because of this, the funny little monk really attaches importance to the doppelganger of the Molian Buddha. "Funny fruit, I can't help you, the little monk has more killer moves, what he wants is your life. ”

As a good hand in the planting world, the funny little monk immediately took out a grain bag, which contained hundreds of seeds, all of which were seeds of rare plants, and one was worth a thousand gold. With a bang, the funny little monk smashed through the grain bag, and the seeds inside were like darts, and they struck Chiba with a bang. "As long as you run the Buddha Yuan, those seeds will hatch and feed on you. "In order to kill his rival, the funny little monk did not hesitate to waste a lot of treasured seeds.

Duang！

Duang！

Duang！

On the other side, the sound of explosions was incessant, it was the Mud Plough Venerable, who ran the Overlord Shampoo Sutra and destroyed more than a dozen comical fruits the size of a millstone. "It seems that you don't even plan to let go of the poor road. His Holiness sneered.

"Did you know, Venerable Mud Plow, that the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom has a booklet. The funny little monk said cruelly.

"What is that, and what does it have to do with the poor road? The Mud Plough Venerable didn't know why, and hummed.

The White Lotus Bodhisattva kept sneering in his heart, and said secretly, of course you don't know, because you are not a base elder yet. The lord of the Buddha country is ah, his criteria for choosing friends are very strict, so he specially wrote a list of friends, which is displayed all men, men who have the potential to become the lord of the Buddha country, the name of Chiba and the Mud Plough Venerable, appeared in it.

And the funny little monk and the White Lotus Bodhisattva are both parties who have read the booklet of their friends, so they clearly know the orientation of the lord of the Buddha kingdom.

Jing Wufang also refreshed herself from the momentary shock, she glanced at the Mud Plough Venerable, and saw that he had wasted the Overlord Shampoo Sutra, and her heart was distressed, "Venerable, you are in the wrong place, let my hair grow out." Hmph, no wonder the Mud Plough Venerable has beautiful hair, and he has cultivated the power of the Overlord to wash his hair. Super envious. The sword spirit of the Buddha Sword, looking at the Buddha Sword, stared at the Mud Plough Venerable with a look of adoration.

"Add special effects, special effects!" said the Mudplow Venerable.

Duang！

Duang！

Duang！

There were more than a dozen explosions, and the funny fruits that flew towards the Mud Plough Venerable all exploded, and they couldn't hurt him. "Funny little monk, come on, tear it up, Jizo King Sword. ”

The mud plough Venerable held the sword in both hands and slashed downward, and the sword wave flew like a terrifying wave ten thousand feet high, slapping towards the funny little monk. In the country of Buddhism, both the Jizo King Sword and the Buddha Sword are holy swords. "Venerable, in the booklet of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, you are ranked very high!" said the funny little monk in annoyance, jealous that he had become ugly and separated. "I'm not convinced, the little monk is not convinced, because my ranking is still dozens of places behind you. ”

"Poor Dao Grass!" "Mud Plough Venerable snorted, "No wonder the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom has always looked at me strangely, it turns out that he has a bad idea of the Poor Dao, it is so dangerous, and the part of the Poor Dao is almost lost. Funny little monk, thanks to you for reminding the poor Dao. His Holiness smiled, "So, you can go and die." ”

"King Jizo is coming!" said the Mud Plough Venerable.

Airplanes!

The red Buddha Qi burst out from the ground, gathering under the sword of the Jizo King, like a blood mist churning. The one-horned Listening Beast, whose body was not under its control, rolled backwards. Roar! Di listened to the beast's roar, but it could not resist the Mud Plough Venerable.

"Mud Plough Venerable, you must not die well, you must not die well!" Di listened to the beast's roar, Buddha Qi, the remaining Buddha Qi in its body was also absorbed by Mud Plough Venerable, pouring into the red Buddha Qi. Suddenly, King Jizo reappeared on Lingshan, although Jianlingshan was already in ruins.

The funny little monk had already dealt with it, and suddenly there was an extra branch in his hand.

"Hahahaha!" the funny little monk laughed, "Mud Plough Venerable, Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, Chiba, you know what this branch is!"

Brush, brush, brush, brush, the funny little monk waved the branches, and when he landed, the most mellow funny power between heaven and earth suddenly descended here, like a cold wind sweeping the earth, and the sword spirit mountain, which was already a place of ruins, was hit hard again and razed to the ground.

And lying on the ground, like a corpse, the son of King Wigofer, he also woke up from a nightmare, and then saw the most terrible scene of his life, and then there was no more, and he fainted again.

Because of the mysterious swordsman and the funny monk, Sword Spirit Mountain no longer exists.

"Funny little monk, you are really blessed, where did you find the branches of the funny tree?" asked Chiba.

"Chiba, there are so many things you don't know, and you are in vain in the name of your legend. The little monk is the second person in the funny door after the funny emperor. When it comes to funny, who can compare to me. So the funny tree favored me, and there was no surprise. ”

Rumble!

The red King of Jizo finally appeared, he was the condensation of two Buddha Qi by the Venerable Mud Plough, and he was not the real King of Jizo.

"Funny little monk, you are too persistent in your life, success is also based on love, and defeat is also based on love. The swordsman said. "The Lord of the Buddha Kingdom has never promised you anything, it's all made up by your own brain!"

"Aha. The funny little monk laughed, "Scumbag, you are simply the spokesperson of the scumbag, the lord of the Buddha country." At the beginning, when you were with the little monk Gao Ji, you didn't say that. ”

"Let him pass the past, I don't remember anymore. The swordsman said. He is the embodiment of the will of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom, and what he says is what the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom wants to say. "Funny little monk, hand over the funny branch and give it to the Buddha, you should not have this treasure. ”

If you don't hand it over, hehe, I'd rather have one less friend than let you go. The swordsman has already moved to kill, because Chiba has the ability to replace the funny little monk, and even better, Chiba is still the doppelganger of the Molian Buddha. "When I was young, I worshiped under the Molian Buddha, and I had Gaoji thoughts about him at that time, but I have never realized it for many years, and now I have received the strongest doppelganger of my teacher, which has also rounded my heart disease. The swordsman said secretly.

At that time, the lord of the Buddha country was still a little monk, helpless, lonely and pitiful. It was the Buddha of Molian, who had already become a Buddha, who took him under the door and taught him Zen skills. There is no reason for the weak to worship the strong, and the same is true for the lord of the Buddha country. But in addition to worshipping the Buddha of Molian, he also had a strange idea, that is, to occupy the teacher and not share it with anyone. "That's the original situation!" thought the swordsman.

The long-cherished wish will eventually be fulfilled.

"Funny hands!"

Suddenly, the funny little monk's left arm was raised, and his five fingers were half-folded, like eagle claws, sneering, sneering! The funny power broke out of his fingers, like a long black stream, and swept towards the red Jizo King.

Boom! Boom!

The red King of Jizo took a step forward and ran forward, and as soon as he fell, the ground cracked, mud and stones burst out, and the wind and sand were filled. "Where did the demons come from, how dare they spread wild in the land of Buddhism. The red Jizo King said angrily. His giant palm slapped forward, and when he landed, thousands of red dust fell from the sky, fell towards the funny little monk, and shattered the five black funny streams.

"You know the suffering of the red dust!" shouted the red Jizo King.

"If I lose my friend, if my heart dies, what difference does it make to me if there is no hell on earth. The funny little monk snorted. His left arm swung away sharply, and his half-closed five fingers suddenly opened, as if they were five long swords, several feet long, brush, and the funny power condensed into a flying sword, slashing out angrily, slashing towards the red dust.

Thundered!

The heavens and the earth shook, the rivers dried up, and even the fire house adjacent to Jianling Mountain was also affected, the sea of fire was about to be extinguished, the fire was gone, and countless living beings wailed and screamed, as if they were telling the Buddhas in the sky about their misfortunes and praying for their mercy.

And secretly, the Buddha who stole the fruit disappeared and observed the funny little monk, "I almost died at his hands, I don't take revenge, I don't die." "Even though he escaped for the time being, he couldn't leave the Buddha country because he couldn't.

"Seeing the right time, kill the funny monk and steal his funny branches. "Stealing the fruit of the Buddha's heart.

"There is a way to steal. But you don't have a way!"

Suddenly, a voice rang out, frightening the Fruit Thief.

Rise!

The Buddha fled and did not dare to stay. But a pair of eyes always followed him, "Stealing the Buddha, you have already been removed from the Buddha country, and you should not have appeared." Whoever dies shall return to dust. "That's human.

"Who, who are you, and why did you find me!" the Buddha exclaimed. He asked, as he flew by. Now, the Buddha of the Fruit Thief still hides his breath.

"Poor monk wine fairy Buddha. The man laughed.

"Wine Immortal Buddha!" "The heart of the Fruit Thief Buddha was cold, "How dare you pretend to be the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom!"

Wine Fairy, a student of the Molian Buddha, later became a Buddha, called the Wine Fairy Buddha, and then later ranked above the Buddhas, that is, the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom.

"This wine fairy is not another wine fairy, the poor monk is just an incarnation of the lord of the Buddha country, and there is nothing strange about it in the name of the wine fairy. The Wine Immortal Buddha said with a smile, he was the same as the swordsman, he was the doppelganger of the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom.

The difference is that the sword is transformed by a will, while the wine fairy Buddha is transformed by greed.

"See the Lord of the Buddha Kingdom again!" the Fruit Thief Buddha fled faster, "I shouldn't covet the treasures of the funny little monks." ”

"No, you shouldn't be alive. The Wine Fairy Buddha laughed, "So, let the poor monk overtake you, Green Wine!" and he shouted.

Wow!

A green drink shot out, chasing the Buddha who stole it.

"If you really want to die here, you can't do it!" said the Fruit Thief Buddha hatefully.