Chapter 151: The Strange Tales of Yizhuang{8}
"Don't change the subject, I'm talking about forced marriage, don't keep talking about fighting!"
"How can I change the subject, I'm talking about your forced marriage."
Wang Tao's chest kept trembling, and he spat at Xiaobao and said: "In the situation where the enemy was strong and I was weak at that time, if we came hard, we would only suffer."
Don't look at my low-level and close to Uncle Cheng, in fact, it's all a trick to confuse him. ”
"Cut, you still know how to blind your eyes, don't talk nonsense."
Xiaobao gave him a disdainful look, thinking that he was just confusing the public.
"Don't be unconvinced, you little kid, I'm still six years older than you, and you grew up eating dry food for the extra six years of my life?"
"Not really, you'll have to drink some gruel or something, or you'll choke to death."
"Holy!"
Wang Tao stared at him and looked very surprised, but after thinking about it, he felt that there was nothing wrong with what Xiaobao said.
He smashed his lips with a little embarrassment, and simply gave up arguing with Xiaobao on this topic, but chose to go straight to the point: "I'm afraid you won't understand it if you talk too much, so I'd better say my purpose directly."
My plan at that time was to stabilize Uncle Cheng first, and then pretend to promise to let you marry Cuihong.
After that, I will drink with Uncle Cheng.
Until we put him down on the wine table, won't we get out easily? ”
When Xiaobao heard this, it could be said that it was five thunderbolts.
The reason for his emotions is very simple, because Xiaobao never dreamed that Wang Tao, a fluted head, would be able to come up with an idea similar to the golden cicada shelling.
He couldn't help but be a little impressed by Wang Tao at the moment.
Compared with the shock in his heart, what surprised Xiaobao even more was that Wang Tao finally learned to think about things with his brain, which has to be said to be a good sign and a good start.
Xiaobao raised his eyebrows, and the anger in his heart had subsided for most of the time, "Okay, Brother Tao, I didn't expect you to live for so long and learn to be smart." ”
"Cut, what kind of is this, it makes me look like I'm stupid."
Wang Tao glanced at him with disdain, then squinted his eyes and smirked, "I know that you kid can't spit out ivory in his mouth, this is envy, jealousy and hatred." ”
He grabbed a few grasses from the grass very casually, stuffed them into his mouth and chewed them, and then muttered with an unnatural expression, "Don't say that you kid really know me, in fact, in fact, this idea was all thought up by Xiaomei." ”
"Ugh."
Hearing this, the smile on Xiaobao's face froze instantly, oh, it seems that Brother Tao is still the brother Tao who lacks heart.
After a period of embarrassment, it was Xiaomei who took the lead in breaking the deadlock.
I only heard her say, "I always feel that Uncle Cheng and Cui Hong seem to be a little strange, because until now I haven't figured out what kind of medicine they are selling in their gourds." ”
After that, she suggested that it would be better to hurry up, lest anything go wrong after a long night's dream.
To be honest, this idea coincides with Xiaobao.
So Xiaobao didn't say much, just led the way in front first.
Seeing this, Wang Tao was not to be outdone, and ran to Xiaobao's side, hooking his shoulders and opening the way in front of him.
The three of them walked along the way down the mountain for about half an hour.
Originally, everything was going well, but who knew that Wang Tao suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed to the front in a strange way, and the brightly lit room roared and screamed, "I'll rub, aren't we going down the mountain?" How did this walk and walk, and it came back again. ”
Xiaobao and Xiaomei looked up blankly.
As far as I could see, I saw rows of brightly lit huts standing in front of me.
"I'll go, isn't this the residence of Uncle Cheng and Cui Hong?"
Xiaobao was startled, he turned his head to look at Xiaomei beside him, and said in a suspicious tone: "Am I dazzled, Xiaomei, can you see these huts?" ”
"Uh-huh."
Xiaomei nodded desperately like a chicken pecking rice, obviously she couldn't figure out what was going on.
At this moment, such a strange thing happened under the noses of the three of them, so everyone was dumbfounded for a while.
"Damn, that's not right, does the earth turn on its own? Otherwise, we're going to hell with it! ”
Wang Tao, who was the first to lose his breath, stared at the courtyard in front of him with a blank face, chattering non-stop.
It wasn't until he said the words 'live hell' that he was so frightened that he covered his mouth.
Xiaobao nervously sighed, could this be the legendary ghost hitting the wall?
It's over, if the ghost really hits the wall, it will be miserable.
Because I really don't understand the way to break the ghost wall.
How good is that?
Xiaobao thought about this bitterly in his heart, but who knew that Wang Tao was staring at the air in front of him at this time, and shouted indiscriminately, "Hey, why is it still foggy on this big night?" ”
This guy is worthy of being a flute head, even if he tells such a strange and terrible thing, he doesn't know how to speak quietly, and he still shouts at the top of his voice.
His abrupt voice, not to mention scaring Xiaobao all over, even Xiaomei on the side was scared enough.
I saw Xiaomei hiding behind Xiaobao in a panic, only daring to poke out half of her face, and she asked Wang Tao with a trembling voice: "Brother Wang Tao, are you blinded by ghosts, why can't I see the fog you said?" ”
Wang Tao scratched his big face in disbelief, he just wanted to speak, but Xiaobao preemptively said: "Xiaomei, don't think nonsense, the reason why Brother Tao's eyes can see things that ordinary people can't see is because he has yin and yang eyes, so this is not a ghost covering his eyes at all, but his own problem." ”
Don't look at Xiaobao's explanation of the Tao, in fact, he is also afraid in his heart.
But in order to cheer up Xiaomei and himself, Xiaobao could only pretend to be calm.
finally stabilized his mind, only to hear Wang Tao speak again: "Ouch my mother, is the reason why we walked back to the same place is all because of this layer of white fog?" ”
After he said this, Xiaobao and Xiaomei fell silent.
It's not that the two don't want to talk, it's just that they don't know how to answer Wang Tao.
The three of them wandered around like headless flies in place for a few times, and Xiaobao expressed his opinion sadly.
He said that whether he could walk down the mountain or not would have to try his luck again, and maybe he would be able to find his way down the mountain after a few more attempts.
"Isn't it? You'll have to try your luck next mountain, so why don't you think it's a joke? ”
Wang Tao was grumbling with his stomach shy, but Xiaobao didn't even say hello to him, so he led Xiaomei and hurriedly ran down the mountain.
Thinking of the strange experience before, coupled with running back and forth in the woods at night, Xiaobao and Xiaomei couldn't help but get goosebumps.
The countrymen are in awe of these things about ghosts and gods, especially those like Wang Tao, who have their own yin and yang eyes, and they are even more convinced of this.
Seeing that Xiaobao and they had run farther and farther, Wang Tao didn't dare to stay here alone.
After he came to his senses, he didn't dare to hesitate to throw off his arms and open his legs, chasing after Xiaobao's ass and cursing heartbreakingly, "Seeing the stinky boy who forgets his righteousness, you haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, why did you throw your brother behind your ass!" Bastard play! Wait a minute, I want to pee. ”
The three of them tossed dozens of times in a hurry, but without exception, they all returned to the gate of Yizhuang again.
Xiaobao and the three of them looked at the dilapidated wooden door in front of them physically and mentally exhausted, and they were all a little at a loss.
After running so many times in vain, they didn't know if they would continue to try to run down the hill.
Just when they couldn't make up their minds, unexpectedly, a gust of wind blew in their ears for no reason.
Immediately after that, a few drops of rain fell from the sky.
Xiao Bao half-bent down and raised his head, but found that many, many dark clouds had gathered in the sky at some point.
Whew, it looks like it's going to rain heavily.
This thought had just popped into his mind, but he suddenly noticed that there was a black shadow hidden in the woods on his right.
Although the sky was very dark, Xiaobao was still keenly aware that the black shadow was using the cover of the dark night and the woods to monitor their movements motionlessly.
"What can I do? Shall we continue down the mountain, or shall we go back to the mountain villa to avoid the rain?" ”
When the atmosphere was very delicate, Wang Tao said something very abruptly.
But it was such a simple sentence that seemed to disturb the shadow hidden in the darkness.
So in just a second, the figure had disappeared without a trace.
Before Xiaobao could tell Wang Tao and Xiaomei the news, they saw Cui Hong wearing a festive red wedding dress and slowly walked out of the courtyard.
She looked at the three people in front of her who were at a loss, and said calmly: "Don't bother, there is a Qimen Dunjia technique personally arranged by my brother at the foot of this mountain, just with ordinary people like you with mortal eyes, don't want to run out of here at all." ”
Hearing this, Wang Tao trembled angrily, he sat on the ground depressedly, twisted his neck and looked left and right: "I said that this place is so evil, it turns out that your brother did a good thing!" ”
He sighed a few times angrily before continuing: "Hey, you said you did this, what difference is that from a scoundrel!" Cut, you had to tell us earlier that we couldn't get down, so we're going to run a run. ”
"Hmph, it's easy to get corns when you say bad things about me behind my back."
As soon as Wang Tao's words fell, he immediately heard a response from the dark door.
Because it was late and the light was insufficient, Xiaobao didn't notice that there was a person squatting at the door at first.
At this time, they suddenly heard someone talking, and Xiaobao and they were busy looking for prestige.
The six eyes looked at the door together, and the three of them barely saw Uncle Cheng squatting at the door smoking a dry cigarette very leisurely.
Looking at his calm posture, it is estimated that he has been waiting here for a long time.
As soon as he saw Uncle Cheng here, Wang Tao was immediately like a defeated rooster: wilted in an instant.
However, Xiaobao's situation was not much better than Wang Tao's, and he saw his face cloudy and slowly moving his steps, as if he was ready to slip away at any time.