Chapter 150: The Strange Tales of Yizhuang{7}
So Uncle Cheng, you can take care of me a little more in the future, for example, teach me a few tricks of your corpse driving methods, and let me have a skill in eating when the time comes, okay? ”
Xiaobao stood aside, his face was completely dark: Brother Wang Tao is really an unreliable guy, at such a critical moment, he only knows how to harm his teammates, do you have a brain?
You must know that the two of us are in a gang, why do you defect to the enemy if you nag up.
Xiaobao was depressed here, but Uncle Cheng seemed to be in a very good mood.
I saw him put his arm around Wang Tao's shoulders and said with a smile: "It's not impossible for me to take care of you, but you have to drink with me today, if we are happy to drink, we can say anything, if I don't drink well, I will be angry." ”
Wang Tao laughed arrogantly, and he slammed his chest with his big hand: "Okay! Since Uncle Cheng has spoken, let's have a drunk party today, if anyone drinks down first, whoever learns from the black blind {dog bear} to call a few times, what's the matter? ”
Maybe he was too excited, so he didn't take it lightly, just patted his chest a few times, but he shot himself dizzy and coughing.
It is estimated that Uncle Cheng didn't expect this stunned young man to come up with such a funny and interesting bet, he was stunned for a while, and then couldn't help but smile: "Okay, wow, just do as you say, whoever loses will learn to call the black blind man." ”
Seeing that Uncle Cheng had agreed to the gambling contract, Wang Tao grinned and smirked.
After discussing the matter of drinking, Uncle Cheng stared at Xiaobao with a strange expression.
To be honest, being looked at so directly by a big man, Xiaobao always felt uncomfortable all over his body.
He tried his best to control his emotions, but found that his body began to stiffen a little at some point.
Tsai stared at Xiaobao carefully for a while, and Uncle Cheng suddenly shook his head and sighed, saying that Xiaobao's clothes were really a little shabby.
He also said that even if the marriage was held in this poor country, the red clothes without a decent one would really look too shabby.
Wang Tao nodded in agreement, "Li'er is that Li'er, but there are always exceptions to everything, in my opinion, let's not pay attention to those useless etiquette, or directly send Xiaobao and Cuihong into the cave room to give birth to dolls." ”
After saying that, he laughed, and laughed breathlessly.
And Cui Hong, who was hiding in the distance, couldn't help blushing when she heard this, and because of this, she rushed over angrily and kicked Wang Tao to the ground: "You talk nonsense to me again, be careful that your aunt pulls out your teeth, so that you can only drink porridge for the rest of your life!" ”
Oh my god, I forgot about this tigress.
You must know that she is next to me, and I dare not say anything even if she kills me.
Wang Tao was lying on the ground covering his mouth, he put on a miserable appearance of being overly frightened, and kept waving his hands to show that he didn't dare to shout indiscriminately.
Seeing that he closed his mouth, Cui Hong let him go, but turned her face to look at Xiaobao: "Little waste, let me tell you, my aunt is willing to deign to marry you, it is completely for my brother's face." ”
Speaking of this, she paused, then glared at Xiaobao with her hands on her hips and said, "But if you want to have a son with me, you must first help my brother avenge it, that is, kill that big bastard Zhang Dezhi!" ”
"Poof."
I don't know why, when Wang Tao heard this, he couldn't help but start to sympathize with Xiaobao, but he couldn't help laughing.
"You're smiling, you're not beaten, aren't you?"
Cui Hong kicked Wang Tao twice without a fight, which made him stop again.
Xiaobao blinked, and only then seemed to be relieved: it turned out that Cuihong married me just because she wanted me to help her brother avenge her.
If I go, I should tell me the reason for this place as soon as possible, so that I don't have to worry about marrying Cuihong.
Thinking of this, Xiaobao smiled directly: "Zhang Dezhi and I also have a big enmity with each other, so it's not so much to help your brother avenge it, but to help him."
You see, now that the matter has been said, then we don't have to get married. ”
As soon as these words came out, the scene immediately fell silent.
Xiaobao swallowed a mouthful of spit with difficulty, and first glanced at Uncle Cheng beside him, wanting to hear his opinion on this matter.
As a result, he craned his neck and pretended to look at the birds in the sky, not making eye contact with Xiaobao at all.
In desperation, Xiaobao had no choice but to look at the emerald red in front of him tremblingly, and muttered almost with trembling lips: "Besides, I don't want to talk to you... and you..."
There was a fierce look in her emerald red eyes, and she stared at Xiaobao so hard that she couldn't even speak clearly.
"Bastard thing! You dare to repent of marriage! ”
Cui Hong's hand quickly grabbed Xiaobao's ear, and then scolded in a deep voice: "Didn't my brother say before, the only condition for you to follow him to learn art is to marry me!"
This is clearly a matter of consensual thinking, one willing to fight and the other willing to suffer.
Now that you are so rebelliously refusing, where will your aunt's face go! ”
Xiaobao is so bitter in his heart, emotional learning is just a pretense, I'm afraid it's true that I want to marry you.
In order to live in peace for the rest of his life, Xiaobao had no choice but to speak again: "Then, then let's go down the mountain immediately, I won't learn art from your brother, it's okay if I don't stay here anymore." ”
"Okay, if you can go, let's go."
Cui Hong let go of Xiaobao's ears, and then a rare smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "But don't forget, the next time we meet again, it will be when you marry me." ”
Xiao Bao's eyes widened in surprise, as if he was looking at a monster, and he stared at Emerald Red.
He didn't expect Cui Hong to let him go so easily, so he said with suspicion: "You, you... Does talking count? No, I just walked on the front foot... That's all you guys, right? ”
Originally, what Xiaobao wanted to say was that as soon as I left on the front foot, you would just start to catch me back.
But considering that saying it so bluntly might annoy Cui Hong, Xiao Bao had to be vague halfway through the conversation.
And Cui Hong didn't seem to care much about this matter, only to see her eyebrows stretched, changing to a relaxed face every minute, and winked at Xiaobao lightly, "You can rest assured, my aunt and grandmother will do what she says, saying that she will never drag mud and water when she lets you go, and she will not go back on her word like you, you go, go quickly!" ”
Hearing Cuihong's answer, Xiaobao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but still looked at Uncle Cheng with palpitations and said, "Since Cuihong promised to let us go, then Uncle Cheng won't regret it, right?" ”
"Oh, this thing..."
Uncle Cheng pinched his chin and thought thoughtfully. "Although my sister-in-law promised to let you go down the mountain, I, as an elder brother, still can't help but feel aggrieved and sorry for my sister-in-law!"
When Xiaobao heard him say this, he was shocked: it's over, listening to the meaning of his words, how can there be a sense of regret.
Just when he was in a worried mood, Uncle Cheng said again: "Okay, since my sister has promised you, then you can go." ”
Hey, I've already said this, so wouldn't it be a brain drain if I don't leave now?
As soon as he thought of this, Xiaobao didn't have time to say goodbye to Uncle Cheng and Cuihong, so he turned around and ran away.
But as soon as he ran far, Uncle Cheng's shout came from behind him: "Stinky boy! But I'm going to have to say ugly things ahead, and when we meet again, you'll have to prepare a big red dress for my sister as a dowry!" ”
Pull it down!
With the tigress waiting here, do I dare to come back?
Xiaobao ran forward wildly, and secretly slandered himself.
After finally running out of Yizhuang, he felt reborn and felt the preciousness of freedom.
So when he ran halfway up the mountain in one go, he dared to sit in place and rest for a while.
Although he had escaped from the tiger's mouth at this moment, Xiaobao not only felt joyful, but faintly felt an extremely uneasy sense of depression in his heart.
Hey, by the way, I just ran away by myself, why did I forget Xiaomei and Brother Wang Tao.
Xiaobao anxiously kept looking behind him: I don't know what happened to the two of them now, should they be taken hostage by Cui Hong and Uncle Cheng, right?
In a trance, Wang Tao's familiar voice of breaking the gong finally came from behind him: "Xiaobao! You shameless bunny, you just care about yourself, whether it's us or not! ”
Not long after the complaints came, Wang Tao and Xiaomei came to Xiaobao out of breath.
Finally waited for the two of them, Xiaobao said with some fear: "I thought you two were detained by Uncle Cheng and them, but it scared me to death." ”
Quietly wiped a cold sweat, and suddenly asked Xiaomei curiously: "Uncle Cheng, they didn't embarrass you, right?" ”
"No, they didn't stop us at all."
Xiaomei gulped in the fresh air, and she slowed down for a while before she continued, "Instead of stopping us, they happily went to prepare dinner." ”
What the? Did they happily go to prepare dinner?
Xiao Bao really wondered if he had heard it wrong, or maybe Xiaomei had said something wrong.
Thinking of Cuihong's unusual behavior, Xiaobao felt more and more that there was a trap here.
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Wang Tao stumbling next to him.
As soon as this guy sat down, he began to curse Xiaobao for being ruthless, unrighteous and unkind.
Seeing Wang Tao at this time, Xiaobao was also sullen, and said in his heart: This stunned young man always does stupid things, and instead of helping, seeing me in a desperate situation, he still fanned the flames in front of Uncle Cheng.
As soon as he thought of these bad things, Xiaobao couldn't help but sneer at him: "Heh, I'm afraid you are the most righteous in the whole world, I remember when I was forced by Uncle Cheng to marry Cuihong, not only did I not see you say something good for me, but I saw you fall into the well, you are righteous enough to do this?" Is it worthy of me? ”
Although Wang Tao's IQ is not high, he can also hear the irony in Xiaobao's words.
After being counted down by Xiaobao, Wang Tao also lost his temper.
I saw him stretching his neck and yelling at Xiaobao very unconvinced: "Nonsense, I didn't follow them at the time, so what else can I do?" Can we beat Uncle Cheng in a fight? ”
"Don't change the subject, I say...