Uncle Cheng was sitting precariously, but he just stretched out a finger and pointed straight at the tip of Xiaobao's nose: "My quid pro quo is you, a big living person." ”

"Am I in quid pro quo?"

Not only was Xiaobao surprised inexplicably, but even Xiaomei, who has always been delicate, was confused.

In the end, Wang Tao couldn't hold his breath and urged Xiaobao on the side: "You idiot, you can't even understand this, Uncle Cheng is deliberately taking you as his godson!" Don't hurry up and agree to him. ”

"Don't talk nonsense here, who said I was going to recognize him as my godson."

For Wang Tao to talk about it here, Uncle Cheng was a little dissatisfied.

He pointed to Cuihong beside him, and said solemnly to Xiaobao: "I want you to marry my sister-in-law, and if you can, you will marry immediately." ”

"Ahh

"What!"

"No, it won't!"

As soon as these words came out, Xiaobao, Wang Tao and Xiaomei immediately exclaimed at the same time, and even Cui Hong, who had always been grinning, was startled: "Brother, you are crazy!" Who said I was going to marry this, you stupid boy! ”

Uncle Cheng showed a rare smile on his face, and he stared at Xiao Bao and said, "You don't have to answer me right away, I can give you three days to think about this matter." ”

After a pause, he continued: "But, after three days, whether you agree or not, you must marry my sister." ”

"Uh..."

Xiaobao's face was embarrassed, and his heart was full of thoughts, and he said: After three days, whether I agree or not, I must marry your sister, that is to say, the time spent in these three days is completely an ornament.

How can there be a reason in the world to stuff your sister to someone else as a wife like this?

Isn't Cui Hong Uncle Cheng's own sister?

When I was secretly depressed, I suddenly thought about it, yes, it is estimated that no one dares to marry a tigress like Cuihong, and it is no wonder that her brother is in a hurry to marry her.

Presumably Uncle Cheng had expected that Cuihong would die alone, so he took advantage of her young age to find her an in-law so hastily.

But the men in the world are not dead, why is it my turn to go to hell?

Xiaobao glanced anxiously at Wang Tao beside him, but saw that this guy was covering his mouth and snickering.

After seeing Wang Tao, Xiaobao suddenly had a flash of inspiration: Yes, isn't Brother Wang Tao also a man!

If Brother Wang Tao stepped forward and married Cuihong, the tigress, wouldn't everyone be happy.

The thoughts in his heart are very good, but because Uncle Cheng and Cui Hong are present, Xiaobao is really inconvenient to say what he thinks.

So he could only give Wang Tao a look, hoping that Wang Tao would take the initiative to take the initiative to take this matter.

However, when Wang Tao saw Xiaobao constantly squeezing his eyebrows at him, he couldn't help but start muttering in his heart: "It's a little look, don't you provoke me?"

Why don't you just pick up a daughter-in-law for nothing, and look at what I can do with you.

But after he thought about it carefully, he came to a new conclusion: Oh, I know, Xiaobao must be thin-skinned, he is embarrassed to open his mouth directly to accept this marriage, so he kept hinting at me and asked me to help him agree to this matter.

Hey! At the end of the day, you've learned to be shy, it's really useless.

Since this is the case, then it is up to you Brother Tao to give you an adult beauty and push the boat down the river.

Thinking of this, Wang Tao's face was simply happy, he made a received gesture to Xiaobao, and then nervously got up and slapped his face and shouted: "As the saying goes, this heaven has the virtue of a good life, and the earth has..."

"Shut your foul mouth! You all give it to my aunt and grandma, and I'll get out! ”

Seeing that the donkey's lips were not the horse's mouth, Cui Hong immediately got angry and kicked him, Xiaobao and Xiaomei out of the house together.

If it weren't for Uncle Cheng at that time, it is estimated that Wang Tao might have to be repaired by Cuihong.

Seeing that Cui Hong was angry, Uncle Cheng hurriedly changed the topic.

He said that it was getting late now, so it was better to assign a room to Xiaobao and them first.

Cui Hong didn't pay any attention to him, but just slammed the door shut.

Seeing that Cui Hong was so angry that she didn't even give her brother face, Xiaobao and the three of them became even more uneasy.

Uncle Cheng coughed lightly a few times in embarrassment, "Don't be surprised, in fact, Cuihong's temper is okay, she only gets angry once in a while, and she really only gets angry occasionally." ”

Although he tried his best to make his tone sound unassuming, maybe he couldn't even lie to himself, so he always had a hint of embarrassment on his face.

Xiaobao, Wang Tao, and Xiaomei looked at each other, and no one wanted to touch his moldy head at this time, so they all took these words as the wind in their ears and blew them over.

...

At night, a crescent moon hangs high in the dark night sky, making it look extremely bright.

And Xiaobao in a certain room was sitting on a stinky wooden bed and rolling his eyes.

The room where he lived had two plank beds, one was his, and the other was Wang Tao's.

The reason why Xiaobao hasn't fallen asleep until now is, on the one hand, because he was disturbed by Uncle Cheng's marriage.

On the other hand, because there was always a fishy smell wafting from the bed, he really didn't feel the slightest sleepiness because of the smell of smoke.

Xiaobao swore that he had never smelled such a strange and disgusting smell, and even if he found a bucket and a rag to wipe the sleeping area clean, the smell was still difficult to get rid of.

Xiaobao was upset, and complained to Wang Tao, who was pouting at the door, and complained: "I said Brother Tao, or we can sneak away while it's dark." ”

"No, I can't go."

"Why?"

Xiaobao saw him pouting his ass and kept looking outside, and he couldn't help but lean over with some curiosity, and followed his example to look out.

It doesn't matter under this look, when Xiaobao saw Uncle Cheng lying on the Taishi chair in the courtyard, he was taken aback: "Why doesn't he sleep in the house?" ”

Wang Tao retracted his gaze and said to him with contempt: "You can't see this, people are obviously afraid that your brother-in-law will suddenly run away, so they are blatantly monitoring you at the door!" ”

"Ahh No way? ”

Xiaobao sat on the ground dejectedly and drooped his head, showing a weak appearance.

Wang Tao smiled at him twice, "You see how sincere Uncle Cheng is, hey, if you want me to say it, or you will get it from his sister." ”

"You want me to marry that tigress? Forget it, you love to marry you, I don't want her anyway. ”

Xiaobao hugged his arms angrily, twisted his face to the side, and felt depressed: Hey, I'm really miserable.

There are a lot of good men tomorrow, why did this Uncle Cheng choose me to be his brother-in-law? He's really eye-catching.

He was sighing to himself, but Wang Tao gloated and muttered: "A tigress like his sister, which man can stand it."

This guy can be regarded as having met your white and tender little student today, so how can people let you go easily. ”

"Why is it always me who is unlucky? Why didn't Uncle Cheng take a fancy to you? ”

Xiaobao tilted his neck and asked him with a puzzled expression.

"Nonsense, of course it's because I'm not as white as you."

Wang Tao shrugged helplessly, stretched out his hand and pointed at his face: "See, this is the gap, I'll compare it with you, it's a black potato and a white radish together." ”

After saying that, he laughed incomparably **, without a bottom line, and it didn't take long for a long hako to flow out of the corner of his mouth: "People love white radishes and black potatoes, what do you say this does!" Ha ha... White radish..."

Xiaobao was even more upset when he heard this, but a thought popped up in his heart, why don't I run away after Uncle Cheng outside the door falls asleep.

But when they waited and waited, and didn't see any changes in Uncle Cheng, Xiaobao and Wang Tao fell asleep first.

In the next three days, Xiaobao completely underestimated Uncle Cheng's determination, and saw that he sat motionless in the courtyard from morning to night every day.

His eyes didn't seem to be tired, so he stared straight at the door of the small treasure room.

Look at this posture, Uncle Cheng is like a weathered stone sculpture, he is really thunderous, stubborn to the end.

Xiaobao thought that he would have to take time to catch up on his sleep and go to the toilet or something.

It's a pity that people are like growing on that Taishi chair, and they don't give him any chance to escape at all.

Seeing Uncle Cheng's murderous appearance, Xiaobao really couldn't stand it.

Let's not talk about whether you can stand the pain of starvation every day, even if you keep holding in the house and don't let you go out, you can suffocate Xiaobao and go crazy.

Seeing that the third day was about to pass, Xiaobao was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.

In desperation, he had no choice but to go out to test Uncle Cheng's tone: "I said Uncle Cheng, I see that you don't eat or drink all day long, aren't you hungry?" Why don't you go back and get something to eat, it's not a joke to be hungry..."

"No way, unless you agree to marry my sister."

Uncle Cheng blurted out directly without blinking.

His tone was firm and resolute, not giving Xiaobao a chance to breathe.

What an old stubborn, what's the matter?

Xiaobao wiped the fine sweat on his face with a weak heart, and began to think about countermeasures in his heart.

Because he felt that such a long delay and consumption would never be a problem.

So after being forced to be anxious, Xiaobao suddenly had a plan: Otherwise, I will pretend to promise him first, and then when he is not paying attention, I am waiting for an opportunity to slip away.

Hey, this trick to paralyze the enemy probably works.

Thinking of this, Xiaobao had no choice but to pretend to agree to Uncle Cheng, saying that it was not bad to marry her sister.

Seeing that Xiaobao finally gave in, Uncle Cheng immediately showed a smile on his face that had succeeded in his conspiracy: "Okay, wow, this is what you promised personally, and you are not allowed to go back." ”

"Well, no regrets."

Xiaobao nodded helplessly, but his voice was a little weaker than the sound of mosquitoes flapping their wings.

Uncle Cheng seemed to be in an extremely good mood today, he directly called his sister Cuihong, and announced on the spot that she would marry Xiaobao immediately, and then send her to the cave room immediately.

Uncle Cheng's resolute methods caught Xiaobao off guard, and even the escape plan he had thought of before was not implemented at all.

Xiao Bao was in a cold sweat, but Wang Tao clapped his hands on the side and applauded: "Gotcha!" There's a lot of excitement tonight, hey. ”

He ran to Uncle Cheng with a fart, and hugged his fist directly with a smile: "Congratulations to Uncle Cheng, congratulations to Uncle Cheng!" Xiaobao and Cuihong get married, then we will be a family from now on.

So Uncle Cheng will be available to you in the future