Chapter 3 Hao Zhonglang's Past

The people around were stunned, and then a shopkeeper ran over. Mo Zhihua was stunned for a moment, and then reacted: "What's the matter, could it be that Hao Zhonglang and Li Guancheng are deceiving people?" Li Guancheng was the first to bear it, and returned to normal: "Don't play, don't play, it's not fun at all~!" Hao Zhonglang simply gave up when he heard this: "Okay, I did collude with Li Guancheng to deceive you~!" Sorry, okay? ”

Only then did the ancient eagle say to the shopkeeper who came over: "My friend is good, I don't bother you anymore." Li Guancheng couldn't help complaining

"I said Arch Vulture, can't you help?" What's wrong with saying I'm so handsome? I'm going to die~! The ancient vulture said disdainfully: "It's really speechless to treat us like monkeys for the sake of that little dirty money transaction between you." ”

Li Guancheng was speechless. At this time, Hao Zhonglang stretched out his palm to Li Guancheng and said, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and give money~!" ”

Li Guancheng was quite speechless and said: "It's refreshing for you to collect money now, yes, give it to you~!" After speaking, he took out a wad of money from the storage ring and handed it to Hao Zhonglang. Hao Zhonglang counted, and his face changed: "Why are you dishonest?" Isn't it three thousand eight hundred? How is there so much less? Li Guancheng smiled and said, "Then what are you going to think about me collecting debts?" With your skills, I don't know how many catties and taels you have~! ”

Hao Zhonglang was speechless and said, "Are you really going to repay the debt?" Don't be afraid that I'll clean you up when the time comes~! Li Guancheng looked at the pitiful pile of more than 800 yuan, pointed at Hao Zhonglang and said: "Actually, you know in your heart that the price I give is already very high~!" If you're not satisfied, you don't want to, just give it back to me. Hao Zhonglang held his breath and said, "Okay, you wait for me~!" After saying that, he was secretly planning something, preparing to take revenge on Li Guancheng.

After a while, after everyone finished eating, suddenly Li Guancheng's transmission note sounded. Li Guancheng took it out and clicked on it, and found that it was actually an ugly old woman who flattered Li Guancheng and said, "Little Lizi." Li Guancheng almost didn't answer: "......, who are you, I don't know you, how did you find me?" The ugly and old woman on the other side said shyly: "I heard that you are specifically looking for ugly and old women like us to disgust people, is it true?" Li Guancheng scolded: "You are insane~!" The ugly and old woman said angrily: "You sent out this advertisement yourself, and you still have the face to scold me for being insane~!" After saying that, the ugly and old woman closed the conversation.

Then hundreds of old and ugly women called to communicate, Li Guancheng was too busy, and Hao Zhonglang, who was troubled on the side, sneered: "This is just the beginning, Li Guancheng, we are not finished~!" The four of them looked at each other, Wang Shibai looked at Hao Zhonglang who was watching the joke on the side, and said knowingly: "Come on, I think it's the ghost that Hao Zhonglang did, let's ignore these two living treasures for now, it's important to hurry." ”

Everyone nodded, and after a day and a night, Li Guancheng finally calmed down the matter, but he didn't expect it to change the next day

…… In the evening, Li Guancheng had just rested for a while, and before midnight, Li Guancheng's transmission note rang. Li Guancheng picked up the transmission note, and a fat and fat woman appeared opposite him and said, "Xiao Li, I heard that you have recruited some sexy fat mascots there...... I don't know what the demand is? Li Guancheng couldn't help but want to vomit blood when he heard this: "What are you talking nonsense, I'm ...... It's already the middle of the night, let's talk about it tomorrow~! The fat girl hurriedly said: "Xiao Li, I can lower the salary standard, as long as I have food and accommodation, we can negotiate the salary again?" ”

Li Guancheng had no choice but to explain: "I don't know about the strange advertisements you see there, but I definitely haven't posted them."

…… You're looking for the wrong person~! After saying that, I turned off the uploaded notes, and directly turned off the transmitted notes. The next morning, Hao Zhonglang made another mistake and posted an advertisement on Li Guancheng...... Li Guancheng didn't realize it, and there were several times when the other four people wanted to remind them, but Hao Zhonglang secretly stuffed a note for the four of them and said: "You just have to go, don't tell him, otherwise you will bear the consequences~!" When everyone thought of Hao Zhonglang's rectification methods, they couldn't help but shudder. Even the kindest Mo Zhihua wouldn't dare to do this, let alone the other three!

Not long after Li Guancheng flew, many people pointed to Li Guancheng's back and laughed all the time. One of them said:

"It's so cheap, how can this person sell it so cheaply? If it's a cute girl, I don't care about buying one to go home~! Li Guancheng was still digging into his heart and lungs for yesterday's incident, and he didn't pay attention until everyone went down for lunch. Everyone passed by a wharf, and a boss who carried a big bag took a fancy to Li Guancheng's strong body, and then looked at Li Guancheng's price, and suddenly exclaimed: "There is a coolie here who specializes in refining the body, and the price is cheap, I ran to ask him if he can do it here~!" Li Guancheng was inexplicably stopped by a fat man with a fat head and a fat brain, and said directly: "

Your name is Li Guancheng? Li Guancheng said strangely: "What's the matter, what are you looking for me?" The fat man pointed to Li Guancheng's back and said: "You indicated your price on the back, three thousand eight hundred beast coins, I want it~!" ”

Li Guancheng was stunned for a moment and then pulled down the advertisement on his back, and thought about it carefully: "I'm sorry, this must be someone prank, I'll find someone else~!" After speaking, he turned around and wanted to find Hao Zhonglang, but Hao Zhonglang disappeared. Only four ancient vultures remained. Hao Zhonglang hid in the crowd and didn't dare to make a sound. Li Guancheng said angrily on the spot: "Hao Zhonglang, you come out for me, isn't it just a little money~!" As for me? ”

Wang Shibai turned around, glanced at Li Guancheng, and pointed at the crowd. Li Guancheng will understand, like a tiger descending the mountain

, rushed to Hao Zhonglang's hiding place at once, grabbed Hao Zhonglang and said: "Today you remember for me, today next year will be your death day~!" ”

Hao Zhonglang hurriedly took out a handful of lime from his pocket and threw it directly in Li Guancheng's eyes! Li Guancheng roared angrily, put down Hao Zhonglang, covered his eyes and said, "Hao Zhonglang, I want you to die~!" After speaking, he used a special move towards the surrounding crowd and prepared to kill Hao Zhonglang. Wang Shibai on the side hurriedly restrained Li Guancheng and pulled him back. Gu Vulture also prevented Hao Zhonglang from continuing to attack Li Guancheng and separated the two. The two women said to the crowd on the street: "What to see, there's nothing to see, hurry up~!" After a long time, Li Guancheng's mood finally calmed down, Wang Shibai took out some cooking oil and cotton yarn to remove the things in Li Guancheng's eyes, and then washed his eyes with some water.

Hao Zhonglang looked at Li Guancheng, who was a little angry, and said: "We have cleared the two sides, you didn't pay enough, and I also took action to rectify you, and no one owes anyone." Li Guancheng calmed down and said: "Okay, I won't mess with you in the future, and you won't mess with me~!" Hao Zhonglang agreed: "Okay, no problem." Li Guancheng pointed at Hao Zhonglang viciously and said: "If you dare to come again, I will let you not see the sun tomorrow at all~!" Hao Zhonglang was scared out of a cold sweat and kept wiping his sweat with a hand towel.

Finally, after five days of driving, everyone finally arrived at the door of the longitudinal gate. Han Jinwu and Qi Jiaxiu went out to greet each other, and after everyone greeted each other, Han Jinwu said in an inquiring tone: "Who is this person?" Mo Zhihua replied, "This person we met halfway,

He is good at fooling and deceiving people, and there are many ways to make a whole person, only you can't think of it, there is nothing he can't do~! Li Guancheng also palpitated: "

That's right, this person is the first deception I often tell you about in the rivers and lakes - Hao Zhonglang~! Han Jinwu's eyes lit up, and he said to everyone: "God really helps me~!" I happen to have a difficult task to hand over to Hao Zhonglang here. ”

Hao Zhonglang's eyes lit up and said, "It's done, is there a bounty?" Han Jinwu smiled and said: "As long as you can deceive everyone, the bounty is the enemy's treasury......" Hao Zhonglang's eyes lit up and said: "Then you say, how much silver money does the enemy have?" Han Jinwu replied: "This number~!" After speaking, he compared his fingers. Hao Zhonglang's eyes lit up and said, "Is there 300,000?" Han Jinwu shook his head and said, "It's three million~!" Hao Zhonglang shook his body excitedly and said, "Three million, what coin?" Han Jinwu continued: "It's three million general gold~!" ”

Hao Zhonglang's trembling amplitude was even greater, and Hao Zhonglang suddenly thought of something and said directly: "Then how much do you share?" Han Jinwu shook his head and said: "We will only draw one percent at most, after all, we mainly have to rely on you~!" Do you want to do it? Hao Zhonglang slapped the table directly and said: "Dry, one achievement is 500,000, hahaha, Lao Tzu is developed~!" After speaking, he said energetically: "Say, who do you want me to deceive?" Han Jinwu said slightly apologetically: "I want you to deceive the extraterritorial demons in the human domain to survive forever~!" ”

Hao Zhonglang's enthusiasm suddenly cooled down and said: "What, everything lasts forever?" I don't think I'm going~! Faced with this sudden situation, everyone was a little caught off guard, and Li Guancheng couldn't stand it and said, "What's wrong with you?" Didn't you say that you want to deceive people? Hao Zhonglang shook his head and said: "Everything lasts forever is different, I was put in the beast domain by everything for eternity...... As a result, I am now penniless~! ”

Everyone was shocked, and Li Guancheng, who knew Hao Zhonglang best, was also a little puzzled at this time, and hurriedly said: "Don't give up in a hurry, if I want you to make things clear, otherwise how will you behave in the future?" You are the first to cheat in the rivers and lakes, and when you see that everything lasts forever, you will take a detour? Hao Zhonglang covered his face and said regretfully: "Then let me tell you, why I don't go against everything anymore." After speaking, Hao Zhonglang told the things he heard from his friends. That evening, Hao Zhonglang ate and drank with a thug. After getting drunk, the gangster began to brag to Hao Zhonglang: "Do you know what my ancestor did? Hao Zhonglang Qi said: "Is it still a money bank~!" ”