Chapter 2: Li Guancheng's Scam

Hao Zhonglang laughed and said, "How can you slander people here? How did I become the number one liar in the rivers and lakes? Li Guancheng was a little vigilant and said: "Do you want to take the opportunity to approach us and then cheat our money away?" Gu Vulture knew Li Guancheng's personality and knew that he was not joking, so he said to Wang Shibai: "Brother Shibai, do you think this person is deceiving people?" Wang Shibai pondered for a moment and said: "I don't think this person is a good person, didn't I see that Li Guancheng was disgusted by him just now and was a poor ghost?" Such a person who hates the poor and loves the rich, it is really hard for us to believe him~! ”

Hao Zhonglang looked at the faces of the two men, and couldn't help but panic a little and said: "You must not listen to him, I dare to use my personality to guarantee that every certificate I sell has poured all my feelings~!" Li Guancheng said a little angrily: "I also dare to guarantee that every word you say is a lie~!" Hao Zhonglang sighed and said: "I really won't cheat people out of money anymore, please believe me~!" Although Mo Zhihua wanted to talk, Fang Shiqing kept telling her to shut up. After a while, the ancient eagle replied: "We really don't need any documents, you still have to go as far as you want~!" Wang Shibai also chimed in: "The little eagle is right, you better go." ”

Hao Zhonglang gritted his teeth and said: "I must have something you need, I don't believe you can take a look~!" After speaking, Hao Zhonglang took out a stack of fake certificates, and then said pitifully: "Buy some fake certificates, I'm about to lose my mix~!" Isn't Lao Tzu just trying to earn some extra money? I can't even mix up the beast domain~! Li Guancheng smiled and said, "Oh, I'll see what kind of certificates there are - resident household registration certificate, brigade birth permit, Void Wansheng Mountain fruit selling certificate, super birth certificate, handsome guy certificate...... There are also passes for the human domain and the beast domain. ”

Li Guancheng couldn't help but sarcastically say: "What kind of handsome guy certificate is this, it's obviously a lie~!" Hao Zhonglang couldn't help but sneer: "Yes, yes, you can't get on~!" Li Guancheng was angry and said, "Your grandmother's, why can't I go on?" Hao Zhonglang took out a fake testimony

"You can get this certificate~!" After speaking, he took out a certificate - a green hat certificate, which was issued by Tiandi Bank...... Li Guancheng didn't understand for a while: "I know it's fake at a glance, where is there any heaven and earth bank?" Hao Zhonglang said angrily: "People's Tiandi Bank prints money for the dead, it's really uneducated and terrible......" Li Guancheng couldn't help but burst out and said: "Your sister, you have the ability to get me another certificate~!" Hao Zhonglang directly took out a certificate and said: "This is the best for you~!" After speaking, Li Guancheng fixed his eyes and looked at it - stupid X certificate, issued by the Professional Intellectual Disability Care Association......

The four of them originally wanted to get rid of Hao Zhonglang, but Mo Zhihua saw that the two of them were so funny going back and forth, and couldn't help but stop the three of them: "I think it's better to forget it, let's go back with this person." Maybe he will be of some use in the future, but not necessarily~! Gu Vulture was a little moved when he heard this, and looked at Wang Shibai and said, "How do you feel about Xiaohua's suggestion?" Mo Zhihua looked at Wang Shibai pleadingly and said, "You see that he can't get along in the Beast Domain, so it's better to do what I say~!" Wang Shibai hesitated for a moment, glanced at Fang Shiqing next to him, and saw her smiling like a flower, and couldn't help but be a little distracted: "Okay, as long as you are happy, I don't care~!" ”

On this side, Li Guancheng was about to be mad, so he directly grabbed Hao Zhonglang's collar and said, "Do you believe it or not, I'll throw you down from here and kill you later?" Hao Zhonglang heard that the four of them had accepted themselves, and couldn't help but say: "Throw, you have the ability to throw~!" Gu Vulture and Wang Shibai on the side grabbed Li Guancheng and said, "Okay, okay." He will be his brother in the future, you should be less noisy~! Hao Zhonglang looked at Li Guancheng with a villain and said, "What can you do now?" Li Guancheng was angry and said: "Lao Tzu will do you now~!" ”

Wang Shibai hurriedly hugged Li Guancheng and said: "It's better for you to say less, otherwise I don't dare to guarantee that you will get out of the beast domain alive~!" Hao Zhonglang had no choice but to compromise and said, "Okay, don't be so angry, I'm talking about playing." Li Guancheng was angry for a long time, so he had to give up. In this way, the two of them walked all the way to the same place. Not long after Hao Zhonglang walked out of the beast domain, Li Guancheng bought a certificate with Hao Zhonglang - a handsome guy certificate.

Hao Zhonglang was also very surprised: "Aren't you a poor bastard?" How can you have the money to buy such a boring document? Li Guancheng didn't really want to buy the certificate and said: "I just want to buy it, if I am satisfied, I will pay the money, and if I am not satisfied, I will return it~!" Hao Zhonglang couldn't help but wonder

"Why do you still want to blackmail me?" Li Guancheng took out the beast coin and said, "Then do you want to make a comeback?" "What Li Guancheng took out was not a decimal, it was three thousand eight hundred. Hao Zhonglang's eyes lit up and said: "This can be had, what conditions do you want?" ”

Li Guancheng pointed to the four people behind him: "If these four people all admit that I am a handsome guy, and are willing to call me a handsome guy, this is the only way~!" Hao Zhonglang was a little dumbfounded when he heard this: "This ...... It's really difficult~! I don't even have to agree to such a thing, how do you come up with that? Li Guancheng patted the beast coin and said, "Then why don't you do this vote?" Hao Zhonglang stared at the money and said: "I'll do it, if you really use so much money to buy me a fake certificate, the fool won't do it~!" After speaking, Hao Zhonglang carefully thought of a way and said, "I have already thought of a way."

, but you need to cooperate. Hao Zhonglang directly communicated to Li Guancheng: "You lie to them that you have hysteria, and you will be uncomfortable these days, as long as they say a few handsome guys or something, you can get better." Li Guancheng couldn't help but want to hit humanity: "What you said, it seems that I really have it~!"

Be careful that I beat you flat~! Hao Zhonglang said expectantly: "Just talk about it, if it doesn't work, I can help you say it." ”

Li Guancheng's old face was a little red when he heard this, and said: "It's not good to say this, or we can praise each other, as long as we can say that I am handsome, isn't it?" Hao Zhonglang couldn't help but be a little speechless and said: "If what you want is just perfunctory, then I have no opinion." Li Guancheng squinted his eyes and thought for a while, "Then what do I say about my hysteria?" Hao Zhonglang said directly: "You just say that your hysteria is a handsome guy fantasy...... in other words

I always think that others praise you for being handsome, and if you praise you, you will come to your senses......" Li Guancheng couldn't help but feel that this idea was very good, so he quickly organized the language and said: "When will we start?" Hao Zhonglang saw that he was about to have lunch, so he said, "Wait a minute, it's time for these two couples to eat."

Again. Li Guancheng nodded and said, "That's a good feeling." Hao Zhonglang also agreed: "That's right, otherwise you have to be hammered to death by those two men~!" ”

Li Guancheng felt that this sentence was reliable and said: "You are right, I think so too." At last they had crossed another mountain, and the crowd flew down to prepare for lunch. After everyone entered the city together and sat down, Li Guancheng coughed dryly, suddenly rolled his eyes for a while, and sent a message to Hao Zhonglang: "Brother, it's up to you~!" Hao Zhonglang then cleared his throat and said, "Cough, didn't the four of you notice that there is something wrong with your companions?" Mo Zhihua was the kindest, and immediately looked up at Li Guancheng, and suddenly exclaimed: "Look, that Li Guancheng is rolling his eyes without knowing what's going on......" Hearing this, Gu Ying, Wang Shibai and Fang Shiqing all looked up at Li Guancheng.

Hao Zhonglang on this side hurriedly added fuel and vinegar and said: "Judging from my experience of walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, Li Guancheng must have committed hysteria~!" Mo Zhihua was a little unbearable: "Then what should I do?" How can we help him through this? Hao Zhonglang then said blindly: "I really wanted to hear this kid say just now that he has a handsome guy paranoia, and it must be the root of this hysteria~!" Fang Shiqing was curious: "Do we have to keep shouting at him and calling him ugly?" Hao Zhonglang couldn't help but say nonsense: "I mean, I remember that he said that there is a cure for this disease." Wang Shibai was most concerned about Li Guancheng and said: "What is it, you say." As long as we can do it, we will do it~! Hao Zhonglang couldn't help but feel a little weak, but when he thought about the money that was about to arrive, he couldn't help but feel a little more confident: "Of course, I praise him for being handsome, and I have to say it from the heart~!" ”

Gu Vulture also learned some medical skills from his father when he was a child, so he had the courage to touch Li Guancheng's wrist. Li Guancheng hurriedly shook it off. After a brief contact just now, the ancient eagle probably understood Li Guancheng's intentions...... I just don't understand what it means? Gu Vulture looked at Hao Zhonglang's eyes again, as if he was avoiding something, coupled with the previous contact, he actually understood very well that a patient would not take the initiative to shake off other people's hands

! But now it's impossible to debunk it, maybe because of curiosity, Gu Vultures couldn't help but send a voice to Li Guancheng, who was pretending to be sick: "Which one are you playing?" Li Guancheng jumped suddenly, almost missing his appearance, but then returned to normal and said, "How did you kid see through me?" ”

At this time, the other three thought that Li Guancheng was sick! So Mo Zhihua was the first to be embarrassed and said: "Li Guancheng, you are so handsome, really handsome, really a super handsome guy...... Eh, I can't go on~! Hao Zhonglang then gave Wang Shibai a look, and Wang Shibai cleared his throat and sang: "Big handsome guy, oh, oh, oh...... It's unexpected~! Fang Shiqing looked at the two of them who were exempt from the embarrassment, and couldn't help but follow: "Li Guancheng is really a handsome guy~!" It's really loved by everyone, the car is driven when the car is opened, and the flowers are withered when they see it~! Gu Vulture kicked Li Guancheng with bad intentions at this time and said, "Little Er, someone is coming~!" Kick out this shameless sheep epilepsy~! If he goes crazy and smashes the signboard of your store, I can't care about it~! ”