Chapter 20: The Pain of Pig Breast No one can understand!
When the rumor arrived, the crying had already died down.
The man pointed to the woman who had changed from slapping her thigh and crying to slapping her thigh, and reminded in a low voice, "This is the girl." ”
The woman was also a perceptive woman, and although she was crying in all directions, she kept a close eye on every move on the field, and when she saw a fairy-like figure coming over gracefully, she began to howl rhythmically again:
"Oh my God, open your eyes! It's this family who killed my family! My family is a dead ghost, he hasn't had a good day! I ate a piece of it pitifully, and I died straight! Straight and straight! ”
"Girl, you see, you can cry."
Ah Zuo's voice was a little eager to try. She stared at the woman curiously, thinking she could learn something.
Ah You frowned, and subconsciously blocked Xiao Yu's left side, helping her cover the sight of people.
I was also angry with Ah Zuo, who was stunned, and he didn't think it was big enough, look at the person who was crazy.
"It's okay,"
Xiao Yu patted Ah You's hand and comforted her.
When the woman saw her speak, she paused for a moment, and then began to crackle and clap her hands, but the words were still the same words as before.
Seeing this, Xiao Yu couldn't help but sneer:
"I'm worried that no one will give me Liwei, just in time!"
Xiao Silly, whose face was full of ice, couldn't help but show his face when he heard Xiao Yu say this, and his eyes looking at Xiao Yu were even more gentle and doting.
"Fool, what do you think our girl does? Don't want to think about how to let this woman go? ”
Recently, these two fools have been a little favored, and Ah Zuo feels that he can't take it lightly. Gotta stumble on him.
"It's okay, there's A-Yao!"
Xiao Silly spoke in a firm tone, full of trust that made Xiao Yu laugh.
What a cute Xiao Silly!
"Oh, everyone come and see, this is all eating people to death, this girl still thinks it's okay! My dead ghost, you died unjustly! ”
Grabbing the handle, the woman's voice was much higher, and her voice became more and more rhythmic, so that people couldn't help but shout along:
"Dead ghost, you died unjustly!"
People's emotions are easily driven, and a group of people who watch the excitement now also feel that this delicacies hall is full of people as soon as it opens, and the business is so good that it makes people hot, is really killing people.
The woman watched quietly for a week, and then began to sell miserably:
"Dead ghost, open your eyes and see, I said I wouldn't let you buy it, but you had to buy it. After I bought it, I died as soon as I ate it, and I was left to suffer! ”
"I didn't bully people like this, but I still sang it! Girl, slave and maid are going to shut her mouth! ”
How could this anxious son stand this, and he was about to rush over when he heard the woman sing without looking.
Ah Zuo also rolled up his sleeves and was going to do it!
I can't bear it, and if I let this shrew talk nonsense, the reputation of the Treasure House will be ruined!
Listen, the people here are starting to speak for the woman!
The woman with high cheekbones was still happy,
"It's a good thing I didn't make it yesterday, otherwise that short-lived ghost in my family would have just said another one."
The floral skirt on the side is also talking nonsense,
"Her second aunt said that this crystal cake has a good color, and daring to love is to let the family die!"
"Isn't it!"
There are also a few fans who dare to say that they are literati, and the sour words of the sour Confucianism who wear long shirts are even more annoying: "This is an unscrupulous profiteer." This delicacies are not worthy of selling innocent cakes! ”
"To correct Lord Xiao's name, you can't let them sell it anymore!"
"The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!"
Some people even came out with a lot of care!
"Girl, just let Ah You go!"
Ah Zuo looked at Xiao Yu hesitantly and persuaded.
"No, sometimes you can solve the problem without doing anything."
Xiao Yu put the pine nuts on his shoulders, and slowly walked to the thighs that were slapped out, "You are dead, how can I live!" The rhythmic woman came forward, and after going around her again and again, she actually "poofed",
Laughed!
This laugh can be regarded as a fried pot, and in the crowd, people full of justice, let go of the melons in their hands and began to crusade:
"Tsk, this little girl is very good-looking, who knows it's a femme fatale!"
"That's it, that's it, when her husband dies, she still laughs."
"Tsk, you smile so well!"
"You dead ghost, who let you watch her, who let you watch her, you go home for me, go back for me!"
"Oh, my ears, grandma, I don't look at it, you wait for me to see what this girl is laughing at before leaving, please!"
The chatter was louder and louder.
By the time Lin County's order arrived, Xiao Yu was already surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside.
How could the pig breast not know the status of Xiao Yu in the boss's heart, with a solemn face, swollen pig lips, and a big knife hurriedly opened the way for Lin County.
"Let's let, let's let! There are people in the yamen, get out of the way, get out of the way! ...”
Lin Yating didn't know what was going on inside, for fear that Xiao Yu would be wronged.
He didn't wait for the pig's breast to open the way, so he simply pushed through the crowd and squeezed inside.
I didn't take more than two steps, but somehow I came across a woman.
When he took refuge, he found that the young woman's coat had fallen off.
When he saw the white flowers and the fat lumps, Lord Lin's mind was confused.
It's just a walk, a touch,
Why did you tear off this old lady's clothes?
The pig breast was also a little dizzy, and rushed over with a wow!
The brain is all messed up,
Why are there so many women today, and they are also very evil!
The Xiao Yu in front of him was still waiting for their adults to rescue him, and now he actually lay down again.
The pig's breast listened carefully, and the two women cried in the same tone, but the words were slightly different.
The woman whose husband died wept for heaven, and for the earth, and for the dead;
This meat dudu cried: "Oh, my mother, I have been molested by people in the daytime, I don't live anymore, I can't live anymore!" ”
It's all the same slap on the thigh!
There are 10,000 swear words in the pig's breast, and I don't know whether to say it or not.
With a tiger face, he suddenly pulled the Lin County order, pointed at the woman on the ground and scolded: "The official is handling the case, blocking death!" ”
As soon as the words came out, I felt that it was a bad dish.
Oh no, it seems like it's a bit heavier.
However, the woman on the ground was apparently immersed in her own weeping, and did not take it seriously.
The pig breast had no choice but to drink again: "You are obstructing official business, if you don't forgive, I will arrest you into the yamen." ”
said that he was protecting Lin County's order and walked forward, but unexpectedly only walked a few steps, but he heard a "tearing" sound.
Not good
Worst!
The premonition of the pig breast has always been very accurate,
It's just that his premonition is too late,
Because after tearing, the lower body of the pig's breast is already cold.
When the pig's breast comes to its senses,
Whining
It's a "100-year-old body"!
The heart of the pig's breast is broken:
You'd rather leave me a pair of pants! A piece of cloth will do the trick!
At this moment, the pig breast that was guarding him could no longer take care of his beloved Lord Lin, so he covered his crotch in embarrassment and ran away...