Pork breast ran away?

So what do I do?

Lord Lin, who was messy in the wind, found out for the first time that he had a little difficulty in the days without pig breast!

Why do these women stare at themselves with fish-eyed eyes?

He's the county magistrate of Yumian,

It's Detective Yating!

Lin Xianling never expected that the woman's face and the words of the literati would really change when they said it, and they would turn it over.

At this time, Lord Lin had no time to take care of Xiao Yu anymore, although he was very anxious, he didn't dare to act rashly.

He's afraid!

The pork breast is not there,

If his little short legs are exposed, won't the image of the detective be ruined?

He doesn't care, but the heart of this girl in the county is afraid that it will be broken!

He is responsible to the people!

"My lord, you have seen me, but you have to be responsible!"

The woman's eyes quickly grabbed Lin County, who wanted to sneak away, and hugged the little short legs, rubbing, rubbing...

"Hmm!"

Lin County's order is about to vomit, that piece of stuff is rubbing crookedly, what kind of trouble is this!

If it weren't for the fact that he still knew a stunning girl Xiao Yu, Lord Lin would probably vomit when he saw a woman in the future.

"Let go of that adult, I'll be responsible!"

Just when the detective county order was at a loss, a voice in the distance was as deafening as the morning bell and dusk drums.

Lin Xianling shook his feet, trying his best to get rid of the white flowers that were clinging to him.

He looked around from afar, but there was no one in sight.

Did you hear it wrong?

Lin Yating reluctantly plucked out his ears, feeling heavy.

On Xiao Yu's side, the woman's cry shook the sky.

How can my own delicate sister stand it!

"Didn't listen to me, let you let him go?"

Fang Cai's voice sounded again, Lin Xian Ling was overjoyed, and hurriedly looked over,

No?

What about people?

"My lord, I'm here!"

When the words fell, a person with a big round cake face, a leaf leaf with fly feces and a freckle base stood quietly, looking at Lin Xian Ling with fluttering clothes.

"Ho-ho, you're here!"

Lin Xian Ling looked at the short frustration and ugliness in front of him, and was faintly disappointed in his heart.

Originally, I thought it was a god on which road, a master on which mountain!

"I pulled your clothes from me. Go, go back with me, get married immediately, and go to the cave tonight; Give me a fat boy next year! ”

Ugly people are ugly, people are ugly, people are not frustrated, and they speak loudly.

Words

said that everyone was stunned,

said stunned adults,

He also said that he was stunned by the woman.

The woman shook her hands and almost fainted:

"It's not you, you, it's not...."

"Why not me? You lady, you have to pick and choose from others. Some of them are good. Let's go home and have a baby. ”

Although he is short and ugly, he is powerful.

Everyone couldn't help but turn the direction of the wind, and some people even took small sticks, spit out melon seed skins, and coaxed:

"Oh, go quickly; Oh, my dear; Oh, baby! ”

"You, you!"

The woman really can't stand it, the world is declining, people's hearts are not ancient, and there are still people who slander her in turn!

This silver is even harder to earn than secretly singing "Fourteen Touches"!

She's not afraid of being embarrassed,

She's not afraid to show her flesh,

But she's afraid of fly,

Afraid of tea leaves,

I'm afraid of being short and ugly!

Never mind

No matter how much silver there is, the old lady won't earn it anymore!

Taking advantage of the people's coaxing, the woman secretly squatted down, and when everyone was defenseless, she rushed straight away with lightning speed!

She would rather go back and be scolded by the old bustard, and she would not dare to give birth to an ugly ghost!

"Oops! Don't pull me! ”

"Where the dead ghost hits me!"

"Tear up!"

Oh, my God

Recruit whoever messes with whom!

Who did I recruit and who did I mess with?

The pig's breast spent money to buy the clothes of an idler, and hurriedly came to save the adult, which ran into the woman who slipped out.

This touch and pull,

The pig's breast pants are a piece of cloth again!

I can't do this errand!

With his buttocks between his wives, the unlucky pig breast went to find the idler at the root of the wall again, and he couldn't take care of his beloved adult at all!

"Thank you, strong man!"

It's good to scare away the woman, and to be so short and ugly!

The adult was very excited, and arched his hand at the next head, and thanked him sincerely.

After waiting for a while, no one responded.

Lord Lin hurriedly looked down, where was there anyone in front of him?

"Quick, that man is going to the front again, there's a good show to watch!"

"Let's go, let's go, take the little pestle."

"Xianggong, I can't hold melon seeds in my hand!"

Lin Xian Ling saw that the people who had surrounded him in a circle, and they instantly scattered.

Lord Lin was stunned, and immediately a sense of loss welled up in his heart.

When did you not even compare to being short and ugly?

Or are the world tired of seeing beautiful men and want to change their tastes?

Lord Lin, who had a depressed face, finally squeezed into a place with a good line of sight, and was stabbed again:

"That's the proprietor of the Treasure House? How beautiful is she? The offspring next to Miss is also handsome, tsk, what a match made in heaven! ”

The second fool is also here?

Lin Xian Ling was in a hurry, and his little short legs were thrown up, and he finally came to the scene.

"Senior sister!"

Without waiting for his breath to catch evenly, he asked Xiao Yu first.

"Are you alright?"

"It's fine!"

Xiao Yu put his hand to his lips, sighed lightly, and concentrated on watching the excitement.

For this person who came out of nowhere and suddenly came out of nowhere and asked her for crystal cakes, Xiao Yu couldn't figure out the way out, so he had to wait and see.

"Oh, you killer of a thousand knives, why do you stuff something into my mouth!"

"Look, this man has put the crystal cake into the woman's mouth."

Xiao Yu became interested, crossed his arms, and watched with interest.

But when he saw that the woman's mouth and nose were blocked, the man said:

"Since it is said that this crystal cake is poisonous, then eat it and see if it is poisonous!"

When the woman heard this, her eyes rolled, she stretched her neck and retched, crying for help while vomiting:

"I'm going to die, my stomach hurts, let's help report to the official!"

Lin Xianling was so angry that he almost took off the black gauze hat!

Vixen Diao Min, Diao Min Vixen!

I didn't let myself come over, and I lost face to the pig's breast, and now I think of the government?

hum

Do you want it?

I don't give it yet!

"Hahahaha!"

And while everyone was watching with relish, they saw the woman laughing and a gust of wind wrapped up in the crowd, and arrested people one by one.

If you catch one, it's a pickpocket...

"Get out, you shameless woman!"

"Oh, old girl, let go of my father-in-law!"

"Lady, lady, she wants to pick my pants!"

"Xianggong, Xianggong, you hold on!"

"Lady, lady, it's almost impossible to hold on!"

For a while, the scene was chaotic, the small pestle fell into a piece, the melon seeds flew sideways, and everyone wailed....

Xiao Yu realized that it was funny, and for the first time he confronted the dwarf and ugly.

Xiao Yu clenched his fists and smiled at the dwarf and ugly, and said loudly:

"Dare to ask the strong man, the surname of Gao?"

But the dwarf and ugly man smiled slightly, and did not answer, but picked up the woman like a chicken, and asked the woman:

"Don't tell the truth, who is your father-in-law, and where are you now?"