Chapter 22: "Laughing to Death"

Xiao Yu realized that it was funny, and he saluted with his fists at the dwarf frustration and ugly, and said crisply:

"Dare to ask the strong man, the surname of Gao?"

The short and ugly man only smiled faintly and did not answer her.

Xiao Yu didn't mind, and still watched quietly.

"Girl, here you go!"

Ah Zuo intimately brought Xiao Yu a plate of crystal cakes that Xiao was stupid to make, and Ah You brought a small pestle.

Eat snacks in public,

Not okay?

Xiao Yu gave the remaining two to Ah Zuo and Ah Right.

At this time, the dwarf and ugly were picking up the woman like a chicken, and asked:

"Who are you? Who instigated the trouble? ”

The men and women who had their pants ripped off and skirts were hiding away with palpitations, but they couldn't bear to watch half of the show.

Now when I heard the dwarf frustration and ugliness say this, I immediately understood that I had helped the wrong person.

But they couldn't admit that they were stupid, and everyone blamed the woman,

The literati even shook the folding fan to ignite the fire in their hearts, and criticized the pen:

"The wind of the world is going down, the wind of the world is going down, this kind of woman who is deceived and deceived should be retired!"

Someone scoffed:

"Her husband is dead, how can she take a break?"

Clever people on the interface:

"I don't see that she is a liar, can she believe her words?"

Actually cursed her husband?

The crowd was furious!

thereupon

The voice of rebellion is even worse than the crusade of the party.

"That thing is expensive, our family bought a piece, and several people shared it, why is it okay, isn't this good?"

There was even a mother-in-law who spat thick phlegm and suddenly realized:

"This woman is trying to deceive someone!"

Everyone is very aggrieved, wasted melon seeds, wasted feelings, and cared about the wrong person!

Everyone upheld their hearts of justice again, and they took stinky fish buckets filled with rotten vegetable leaves, ready at any time.

Xiao Yu glanced at the dwarf and ugly, and sure enough, he was still holding the crystal cake of the Treasure Pavilion in his hand.

"I fed her poison."

The ability to observe words and emotions is very strong, and when he saw Xiao Yu coming over, he explained lightly.

After speaking, his eyes swept behind Xiao Yu, with a solemn expression.

Xiao Yu immediately sensed that something was wrong, but when he was about to take a closer look, he saw that he had withdrawn his gaze.

Lord Lin subconsciously stood forward and straightened his waist.

The woman on the ground rolled and laughed and then crouched and laughed, laughing uncontrollably, but her face grew paler.

The dwarf shook the freckles like tea foam on his face, and heartily chatted with the woman:

"How's it going, are you still laughing?"

Such a homely questioning makes people's hairs stand on end.

The woman is not stupid when she wanders in the market all the year round, and she knows who can provoke and who she can't touch.

Where can you not understand that you have kicked the iron plate now?

The desire to survive made her hurriedly kneel and kowtow, knocking the ground with a bang. Straight out of your mouth:

"Heroes spare their lives, hahaha, spare their lives, it's all the little woman's fault, hahaha, you shouldn't slander people."

The waiting crowd finally had a place to use this time, for a while the stinky water, wilted yellow vegetable leaves, and an old woman reluctantly brought the little grandson's child urine, and hesitated to spill it out under the persuasion of everyone...

The spring breeze is gently rippling, and all kinds of flavors are mixed and mixed....

Xiao Yu stepped back, and Ah Zuo and Ah You hurriedly took a handkerchief to cover Xiao Yu.

Only then did everyone laugh, this is the door of the Treasure Hall, and people are going to open the door to do business!

"Hey, I didn't take it,"

"Haha, it's not me,"

After a while, everyone lost the courage of the talents, and retreated like a tide one by one.

Xiao Yu glanced at Ah Zuo and whispered a few words.

"Everyone has watched the excitement for so long, they must be thirsty and hungry, our girl said, everyone here today, everyone has a crystal cake, and they will stand in line for a while to get it."

What a good girl!

A veteran spectator sighed and picked up the broom.

The power of example is endless!

The temptation of crystal cake is limitless!

Before long, more people came to help.

The dwarf and ugliness couldn't help but look at Xiao Yu, and his eyes were scrutinizing.

When he talked to Xiao Yu again, his expression was much more solemn.

"Hero, just let me go, haha!"

The woman's laughter was a little miserable,

Xiao Yu rubbed the corners of his forehead.

"Girl, how do you think you get rid of her?"

Why isn't the dwarf and ugly as rebellious as Fang Cai?

Xiao Yu was surprised in his heart, but his face was not obvious, and he said lightly:

"Let her tell her about who came after her."

Where the woman refuses, this kind of laughing at the dead is not something that people can bear.

"It's a black fat woman, it's an ugly black fat woman!"

There are so many black and fat women, and Xiao Yu knows more than one.

Although he had long expected that the mastermind behind the scenes would not do it himself, Xiao Yu still frowned.

"Senior sister, don't worry, my brother will definitely catch the murderer for you!"

Lord Lin looked at Xiao Yu guiltily, he might as well be a short frustration and ugly! I had to make up for it like this!

"Your Excellency, Your Excellency! I'm here, I'm here! ”

As he was talking, the pig's breast, which had changed into clothes, hurried over.

When I saw my lord, I couldn't help but call out affectionately: "My lord, you have suffered!" ”

After he left,

I don't know what about adults?

Will it fail to keep its innocence....

The pig breast didn't dare to think about it anymore, wiping his sweat and hugging Lin County's order was a howl!

My lord, it's not that I don't want to protect you!

It's really leaking before and after, and it's bad morals!

"Okay, I know you're wronged!"

Adults understand the pain of pork breast!

I didn't expect his adults to be so understanding, and he didn't see the wrong person!

"Oops."

I wanted to express my chest and sigh with emotion, but I didn't know what smashed on the top of his head,

Don't wait to look up, smash another one!

The pig's breast "oops" twice, hugged his forehead, and looked for a sound,

Looking at this, the pork breast can't help but catch fire!

It was actually the cheap pine nut that smashed the melon.

Endure!

This little ancestor is Miss Xiao's heart!

Bear with it!

The pig breast turned away with hatred and grabbed the adult's arm.

If anyone in this world understands him,

Only adults,

Only adults!

"Okay, go and bring the woman back to the yamen and interrogate her!"

Lord Lin endured and endured, but he couldn't stand the swarthy face of the pig's breast rubbing against his robe, so he had to find something for him.

"Your Excellency!"

My lord, this is to avenge yourself!

The pig breast shook the corner of Lord Lin's clothes gratefully,

Lin Xian Ling couldn't help it, and flew up:

"Go!"

The pig breast hurriedly stepped forward.

After walking a few steps, he first lifted his pants and then glanced at the woman,

The woman had long since lost the spirit of tugging at his pants, and she was laughing a little madly.

The pig's breast paused,

Waited, waited, waited, waited, wait

before he dared to step forward.

The crowd also poured up, and the entrance of the treasure hall was already dusty, and everyone automatically lined up spontaneously.

still

One person alone,

That man was the little woman who had just been called the most ferocious.

When they saw all the people looking at her,

The little woman hurriedly stepped back and sneered:

"It's going to rain tomorrow, go back and collect your clothes."

finally walked to the mouth of the alley,

The little woman then rubbed her face and scolded resentfully:

"Useless stuff!"