Chapter 301: Directly to the Cafeteria!
Old man, they are gone.
Only Xiao Lu Lu was left standing in place, looking at Zhang Kang like a wooden stake.
Am I a psychopath? Is all this my fantasy?
These two sentences kept echoing in Zhang Kang's mind.
He really wanted to call the system out now and ask what the hell was going on!
But no matter how much he screamed in his heart, the system did not respond.
"Hey, don't stand there stupidly, it's time to cook." Xiao Lu Lu frowned and said in a tone close to command.
"Be Nima! Get lost! Zhang Kang scolded.
"How dare you scold me? I..."Before Xiao Lu Lu finished speaking, Zhang Kang walked up to him quickly and kicked him to the ground, then stepped on his leg, leaned down and slapped him in the face.
Xiao Lu Lu was also angry, turned around and scolded: "I, Nima, you are really bold to you..."
"Shut up!" Zhang Kang raised his hand and slapped him twice.
"If you don't shut up, I'll beat you to death!" Zhang Kang raised his hand, Xiao Lu Lu confessed this time, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak.
"That's pretty much it!" Zhang Kang said, "A little kid has to have a little kid Yazi!" Bear children have to be beaten, and if they don't beat, they will be uncomfortable! ”
It's really comfortable to beat a bear child, and anyway, Zhang Kang's current setting is a psychopath, you don't lose money when you beat someone, you don't pay for your life when you kill, you can shoot when it's time to shoot!
“r。” Xiao Lu Lu said.
Zhang Kang was stunned, this 'r' is a little familiar?
So he asked, "What did you just say?" ”
Xiao Lu Lu glared at him angrily and didn't speak.
"Are you deaf? I ask what you just said! ”
"Didn't you tell me to shut up!" Xiao Lu Lu said annoyedly.
Zhang Kang raised his feet a little upset, and said impatiently: "Get out!" ”
Xiao Lu Lu got up and ran out, and when he ran to the door, he turned around and scolded Zhang Kang: "You, you are waiting for me!" ”
Zhang Kang raised his hand, and Xiao Lu ran away.
Zhang Kang sat on the broken hospital bed, took a deep breath, and looked around blankly.
Then a thought popped into his mind.
Is this place a fantasy?
That's right! It must be a fantasy made up by the system! There must be a way to escape!
So he walked over to a wall and slowly raised his fist.
If it's an illusion, then hitting the wall definitely won't hurt!
Bang!
The fist slammed against the wall, Zhang Kang gasped in pain, and two tears slipped silently down the corners of his eyes.
It's really painful!
It's not a fantasy! It's true, grass!
No! It's definitely a fantasy!
So Zhang Kang punched the wall again!
Then he shed four tears.
Damn, I really don't believe it!
He pressed his hands against the wall, threw his head back, and slammed into the wall with all his might.
At this time, Xiao Lulu's cry came from outside: "Grandpa Damu, he beat me!" ”
The old man was dragged into the ward by Xiao Lulu, and happened to see the scene of Zhang Kang's head hitting the wall.
Boom! Wow –
Zhang Kang's lid (brain door) bleeds.
The old man trembled with excitement like he had had a stroke: "Ah, this kid finally hit the wall!" He's finally back to normal! ”
"Hi, Xiaokang! Don't bump into it! I know you're back to normal! ”
The old man saw that Zhang Kang was about to collide, so he hurriedly rushed over and grabbed him, but he kicked him away.
"Look at you!" Xiao Lu Lu immediately shouted, "He didn't just beat me, but now he's beating you!" Grandpa Damu, you can't let him go! ”
"Hey~ Xiaokang is this temper," the old man wiped the shoe prints on his clothes and said to Xiao Lulu, "Your well-off brother is very quiet on weekdays, he doesn't like to move or talk, but if someone provokes him, he will beat people without saying a word." ”
As he spoke, saliva flowed from the corner of the old man's mouth: "But this kid's cooking is really delicious!" Since he ran away, the cooking in the cafeteria has been replaced by a big pig, and the big pig is really fucking up, it's just pig food. ”
"Now that Xiaokang is back and back to normal, we have a good mouth, and it doesn't matter if we are beaten twice by him!"
Xiao Lulu rolled his eyes, what kind of logic is this? It doesn't matter if you have a delicious meal and get beaten twice?
Depend on! My little Lu Lu is starving to death! Jump off here! Dead outside! I won't be beaten by him for food!
Zhang Kang finally realized how stupid his actions were.
His head was knocked out, the blood was blurring his vision, and he was still here, and nothing had changed here.
Damn it... It turned out to be not a fantasy... It turns out that I was really insane...
He sat on the ground in a gloomy state, watching the blood on his forehead dripping to the ground drop by drop, and his heart was desolate.
But... That's fine...
In fact, without Xiao Lian, without Shen Ling, without my parents, I don't have to think about avenging them every day... That's fine...
Seeing that he was finally quiet, the old man showed a smile and snapped his fingers: "Iron egg!" ”
Zhang Kang was stunned for a moment, and quickly raised his head.
Then, in his shocked gaze, the mirror ghost ran in and nodded at the old man: "Da Mu Ye, what's the matter?" ”
"Take Xiaokang to get treatment."
"Okay!" Tie Dan rushed to Zhang Kang, carried him on his shoulder, and ran out like a gust of wind.
In the blink of an eye, they had already arrived in another ward.
This speed!
Zhang Kang was shocked: "You're not human!" Why is it so fast? ”
Tie Dan smiled innocently: "Man, everything has to be fast." ”
Zhang Kang was stunned, this sentence... It sounds familiar!
"Lianlian!" Iron Egg shouted, "Go and come over with some mud!" ”
Lianlian? Zhang Kang was stunned.
"Okay!" A woman's voice came from outside.
Zhang Kang is stunned, this voice?!
Soon, a beautiful young woman in a shabby nurse's uniform walked in, holding a lump of mud in her hand.
Zhang Kangru was struck by lightning!
Unexpectedly...... It's really Xiao Lian!
Tie Dan picked up a bucket of water, poured it on Zhang Kang's head, picked up a piece of cloth and wiped it vigorously, and nodded: "Well, the wound is here, ready to stop the bleeding!" ”
"Okay!" Lian Lian screamed, aimed at Zhang Kang's head and slapped it violently.
Syllable! The mud was glued on the door of Zhang Kang's head.
Lian Lian clapped her hands: "Very good!" The bleeding stopped! ”
"It's not enough!" Tie Dan poured gasoline in a basin, lit a fire, and exhaled, the flames rose more than a meter high, Tie Dan grabbed the back of Zhang Kang's neck and pressed his head to the flames.
Zizizizi! Zhang Kang's hair was burned, and a foul smell wafted through.
But Zhang Kang was unmoved, just looked at Lianlian blankly.
But Tie Dan and Lian Lian looked at the mud on Zhang Kang's head with an excited face.
Under the scorching flames, the thin mud quickly dried up, and Zhang Kang was also burned to the Mediterranean.
"One last step!" Tie Dan picked up an iron rod and smashed it hard at the dried mud on Zhang Kang's head.
Bang!
The dry mud shattered to the ground, and the wound on Zhang Kang's head was already covered in mud and no longer bled out.
And Zhang Kang was also stunned by this stick and fell to the ground unconscious.
Tie Dan and Lian Lian clapped their hands excitedly: "Yay! Wound bandaged! ”
"But why didn't he move?" Lian Lian asked.
"I don't know, could it be dead?" Tie Dan said.
"Maybe it's dead, or let's just send it to the cafeteria, right?" Lian Lian asked.
"Great idea!" Tie Dan said, "Come, take him by the hand!" ”