Chapter 302: It's All Old Acquaintances!

In a trance, Zhang Kang heard a piercing sound of knife sharpening.

Then he was woken up.

When I opened my eyes, I saw a kitchen knife with a flickering cold light slashing down head-on.

"Holy!" A large amount of strength suddenly surged out of his body, and he exclaimed in surprise and quickly dodged.

Bang!

The kitchen knife slashed at the iron board beneath him, and sparks flew everywhere.

A deep white mark was left on the board, and the kitchen knife was curled.

Boy! How powerful is this knife! Zhang Kang was shocked into a cold sweat.

It's good to dodge, otherwise this knife will come down, and he will definitely become a headless horseman in seconds!

"Yo? How did you run? A familiar voice came from overhead, Zhang Kang moved his gaze upward, and was stunned for a moment.

Ling Tiancheng?

And is it an obese version of Ling Tiancheng?

Why the hell are you here?

At this time, another familiar female voice sounded: "Big pig, what's wrong?" ”

"Da Ling, come and take a look, this kid has run away!" The big pig urn said angrily.

A person walked over, and Zhang Kang was stunned again.

It turned out to be Shen Ling!

Shen Ling was wearing a shabby kitchen dress, his _____ was still so huge, and his face was still so delicate, but his eyes were the same as the others here, hiding a crazy crimson.

"Aren't you dead, how can you still run?"

"I'm not dead!" Zhang Kang said.

The big pig grabbed him by the collar: "Why didn't you die?" You're dead! You're pretending! ”

Zhang Kang was completely speechless.

I've heard of pretending to be dead, but it's the first time I've heard of this special pretending!

"Da Ling, come here, hold him down!" The big pig grabbed Zhang Kang's back collar and pressed him the board, and Da Ling hurriedly came over to help him hold Zhang Kang's hands and feet.

"Hey! I'm not dead! Don't cut me! ”

The big pig raised the kitchen knife high, and Zhang Kang struggled, but the strength of these two people was simply unbelievably great, and Zhang Kang couldn't escape from them with all his strength.

The big pig was about to be cut down with a loud shout, Zhang Kang closed his eyes: "Damn! System, Lao Tzu hates you! ”

However, the kitchen knife did not cut down, and Zhang Kang opened his eyes to see that the big pig was looking at the curly blade on the kitchen knife.

This blade was caused by the slash on the iron plate just now.

", when did you roll it?" The big pig said hatefully, "Da Ling, you hold him down and don't let him run away, I'll sharpen the knife!" ”

Without the control of the big pig, Zhang Kang's left half of his body was immediately free, watching the big pig walk to the kitchen to sharpen the knife, Zhang Kang quickly turned over, broke free from Da Ling's control, and ran towards the kitchen door when he landed.

Although Da Ling's speed was not slow, it was a pity that her speed was slowed down by something, so she failed to catch up with Zhang Kang.

The big pig heard the sound and ran out of the room, only seeing Zhang Kang's back, and the big pig shouted: "Where is the thief running!" Then he threw the kitchen knife in his hand with all his might.

As soon as Zhang Kang lowered his head, there was a snap, and the kitchen knife flew over his head and chopped deeply into a big tree not far ahead.

Damn! It's terrifying!

It's a big pig!

Frightened by this, Zhang Kang burst out at an even more terrifying speed, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Damn! Don't let me catch you, or I'll you! The pig howled angrily.

After running violently for a while, Zhang Kang finally lost his strength and stopped.

looked behind him, no one caught up, Zhang Kang let out a sigh of relief, sat down, and leaned on something behind him.

After leaning in for a while, he felt that something was wrong.

He remembered that the thing behind him was supposed to be a statue, but why, the statue was so soft?

He turned his head slowly with a suspicious face, and took a closer look, yes, it was really a statue, and it was a plaster statue, but that kind of touch was obviously a person!

He stood up and looked at the statue closely, the more familiar it became.

Then he shook in his heart,! Our Lady of the Black Lotus!

That's right! This plump body, this enchanting face, is exactly the same as the Black Lotus Holy Mother!

Sure enough, the statue slowly opened its eyes and looked down at Zhang Kang: "Well-off?" ”

Damn!

Zhang Kang sat on the ground.

What a real person! So...... He looked up and down at this 'statue', Our Lady of the Black Lotus, this is so idle that she is naked and covered in paint, standing here in this statue?

"Ahh Off! It's really you! You're back! The Black Lotus Holy Mother screamed, and she rushed over and hugged Zhang Kang.

Zhang Kang's mouthful of plaster foam.

I'm really plaster! I thought it was gypsum-colored paint!

"Why do you want to break free! Don't know me anymore? I'm your black aunt! ”

Aunt Black? What the heck! You're a black donkey!

"Xiaokang, since you ran away, I have been looking for you every day! Later, I heard from Oki that if you want to get the person you miss back, you have to carve a statue of the 'Supplicant', but we carved it for three minutes, and we really couldn't carve it, it was too difficult! So I'm just going to be a statue here! ”

"Now you're back! That's great! God must have heard my prayers and seen my sincerity! ”

What a sincere egg! After carving for three minutes, he gave up, what kind of sincerity is this?

"Ah, well-off! I'm going to hold you firmly this time and never let you run away again! ”

Zhang Kang broke free for a long time, but this girl's arm was like iron pliers, and the anxious Zhang Kang kicked on her, she screamed in pain and let go of her hand, Zhang Kang quickly stood up and turned his head and ran.

Aunt Hei exclaimed with a shocked and sad face: "Xiaokang! Don't run! Off! ......”

Don't run? If I don't run, I'll have to be suffocated to death by plaster!

After running blindly for a while, Zhang Kang saw a small pond not far in front of him, and immediately ran over.

I had to quickly wash off the plaster on my face, it was too uncomfortable.

After washing, Zhang Kang sat on the edge of the pond to rest, and from the corner of his eye, he saw that there seemed to be a person in the pond, and when he looked up, he immediately saw a white beautiful back.

Zhang Kang hurriedly shifted his gaze and said, "I'm sorry, I ran too fast, I didn't see you taking a bath here, I'll leave!" ”

"Stop." The cold voice sounded, Zhang Kang felt that this voice was a little familiar, looked up at his face, and was stunned, it was Han Mengjie!

I'm rubbing a special meow, it's all old acquaintances!

"You're still back, I heard you have amnesia? Then you should have forgotten about me, my name is Xiaomeng. ”

"Hello." Zhang Kang felt that this little dream seemed to be quite normal.

Xiaomeng shook his head: "It doesn't matter if I'm okay or not, how are you doing outside during this time?" ”

"Forehead ......"

Xiaomeng chuckled: "It must be a good life, otherwise you won't forget those of us who have accompanied you for hundreds of millions of years." ”

Depend on...... Zhang Kangxin said, this is even more abnormal!