Chapter 159: Scolding

"No, I can't wait!"

Jiang Che thought about it and shook his head decisively.

"Wait, wait, we can speed up getting along, but the process is inevitable!"

Jiang Dudu hurriedly stopped it, which meant fighting to the end and resisting desperately.

"It's too late, if I can't finish it, I'll die!"

Jiang Che shook his head, time waits for no one, feelings or something, they can be cultivated later, but the relationship between him and Xu Wenruo has to be closer today.

"You talk nonsense!"

How is it possible, if you don't sleep with my daughter-in-law, you will die? You stinky rascal, shameless, shameless bastard for your own selfish desires.

"I made a promise with him, good, I will hurt you in the future!"

Jiang Che pressed it down as he spoke, Jiang Dudu saw that the matter was getting more and more serious, and it was not enough to just move his mouth, so he could only grit his teeth and kick in the middle when he raised his foot.

was really lucky, he actually kicked it, Jiang Che rolled to the side directly in pain, Jiang Dudu took the opportunity to escape, regardless of the direction and road conditions, he ran forward.

"Poof—"

As if falling into a mud pit, Jiang Dudu desperately raised his feet to pull his feet, but as a result, both legs sank in, and the water soon overflowed to his knees.

Oh my God, did you fall into the swamp?

Jiang Dudu is going crazy, coming out like this at this time, isn't this directly putting shackles on himself to make it easier for others to catch him?

"Poof—"

was remorseful and desperate, reacted, and Jiang Che, who chased after him, also jumped in, and soon, he was in the same situation as him, or even more serious.

"Hahaha-"

Jiang Dudu pointed at Jiang Che, laughing and his stomach hurt, you are a fool, didn't you see me fall in and couldn't move?

It's so obvious, you're still jumping, and your brain grows grass, right?

"What's going on?"

Jiang Che wanted to use his mana to break free, but it backfired, the more he struggled, the more he sank, and soon, the mud reached his waist.

"It's a swamp, don't bother it!"

Jiang Dudu is beautiful, as long as he is not insulted, there is nothing to stand in the swamp.

"I am God, how can I not break free?"

Jiang Che was panicked, still thinking about struggling.

"You half-immortal, do you really think you are omnipotent?"

Jiang Dudu scoffed, the current immortals, to put it bluntly, are the same as people, and when they encounter resistance and collision in reality, they will also end up in the same way. It's just that because of the mana, when it comes to dealing with it, there will be more choices than people.

For example, if you fall from the same height, people will fall to their deaths, and the gods can make themselves unscathed, but such unscathed will have to pay a price.

The spells of the gods are not inexhaustible, especially in the world, large-scale spells are used up once or twice, and they need to wait until after twelve o'clock, when the energy is abundant again, they can be used again.

Jiang Che was obviously a dumbfounder, he had used up his mana, in this swamp, didn't he just become an ordinary person, completely restrained and unable to move?

"So what now?"

Jiang Che had only one head left and was still outside.

"It's okay, you are now an immortal body, you can't die!"

Jiang Dudu watched him struggle secretly beside him, and didn't remind him, until he saw that he only had one head left outside the water, pitiful, and then told him:

"Don't struggle, the more you struggle, the more you sink!"

Aha, fool, I really don't know this common sense, and you dare to take me here?

With your IQ, you still want to soak my daughter-in-law? I'm just beating you!

"You're not the same!"

Jiang Che didn't understand, why Xu Wenruo suddenly went crazy, and she was like two people before!

"I'm better than you!"

Jiang Dudu is only the lower half of his body, buried in the swamp below his waist, and his upper body is fine, and he can still hold his arms and fight with Jiang Che!

"Okay?"

Jiang Che calmed down, looked at him, fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter, what is there to be proud of?

"Hmph-"

Jiang Dudu rolled his eyes, he didn't bother to pay attention to you, you are too stupid.

"How strange are you!"

Jiang Che's memory is still stuck in the time when the souls of the three people were confused, and the moment he woke up tonight, he was standing on the roof of the car, looking at Xu Wenruo below, as well as his younger brother and father beside him.

Although Xu Jinyuan, Xu Wenwen, and Jiang Che have not seen the deity, they have also seen photos in Xu Wenruo's circle of friends.

At that time, because of the way he appeared and the few words that popped out uncontrollably, he really tried to restrain himself and let the dominance of the body return to his own hands.

Since that time, Xu Wenruo's speech has been inexplicable, like eating **, either scolding or scolding.

At first, he thought that she was afraid that her family would misunderstand, so she desperately explained and wanted to clear up the relationship, but now, he feels that things are not so simple.

Squinting his eyes, Xu Wenruo's face faintly appeared with a man's face, this face, when carefully identified, turned out to be Jiang Dudu, the face of the rival in love.

"You're weird, your whole family is weird!"

Jiang Dudu's eyes were about to be rolled away.

"You are Jiang Dudu!"

Jiang Che finally figured it out, the Xu Wenruo in front of him was just the body was the deity, not the soul.

"You just found out!"

Say that you are not good at mana, and you are lucky to become an immortal in one fell swoop, so what, you don't know how to use spells, you don't know how to check the truth of things, just like you, you still want to compare with me, and rob my daughter-in-law with me?

Don't weigh yourself, wait for me to return to my body, my mildew attribute is back, I won't let you be unlucky to go home, count me as losing!

The name of my moldy god is well-known, and I have never lost in the Six Realms.

"What about Xu Wenruo?"

Jiang Che was a little anxious, what he agreed with him at that time was to get Xu Wenruo's heart or body, the kind of soul that merges into one, and the kind of harmony that unites body and mind!

"Don't think about it, you can't compare to me like this!"

Jiang Dudu decided to admonish him with compassion, look at you, you are so stupid, so stupid, so arrogant and violent, you don't take care of the girl's feelings, you have to be tough, and you are self-righteous.

Just like you, you still want to rob me?

Do you know that I am obedient, well-behaved, gentle, kind, considerate and sensible in front of my daughter-in-law?

I'm such a good man, I can't pick it up all over the street, and when my daughter-in-law meets me, she must be unable to walk, you, don't think about it.

"You're a musty god!"

Jiang Che knows this, as an immortal who will make the people around him unlucky, you have the courage to dare to say that you are the most suitable one?

"So what, eat your rice?"

What's wrong with the moldy god, the moldy god is also a god, and he can't cover up my merits and deny my thoughtfulness, but you, be careful, don't mess with me, deny, some of the bad luck will make you fall.

"You're not suitable for her, I'm the most suitable!"

Jiang Che was unswerving, calculating the time, in another hour or two, it would be twelve o'clock, and after twelve o'clock, he would be able to come out.

"Bah, I'm self-inflicted!"

Look at the way you look now, your brain is going to follow the water, is it still suitable? Can my daughter-in-law be so blind?

"Whether I am a human or a god, it is the best fit for her!"

Jiang Che firmly believes this.

"Don't put gold on your face, you are an ordinary person, and being a fairy is even more at the bottom, although my dad is Thor, and he is also very unreliable, but compared to you, God, genius!"

Jiang Dudu sneered, you are still suitable, you are still the most suitable, I think you are the most suitable person to move bricks, and you are the most suitable to be a fairy to do miscellaneous things, so as not to do wrong things.

"Huh-"

Jiang Che originally wanted to argue with him, but when he saw him facing Xu Wenruo's face, he just did it, thinking to himself, is this thing not a little self-aware? Are you sure you don't mean your own words?

Such stupid, so two, so confused and confident, you really think you are a character yourself!

"Can't talk about me, can you?"

Jiang Dudu was triumphant, thinking that he couldn't shut up because he couldn't say it, so he kept chattering crookedly on the side, saying something that he didn't get, all of which were criticisms of Jiang Che.

People, as soon as he gets proud, he gets carried away, and he can't stop when he says he is addicted, so that he croaks and talks for half an hour, and he hasn't finished speaking.

"Isn't he thirsty?"

Lin Xing'er, who was hiding on the side and wanted to listen to Jiang Che's speech, couldn't help it, she had never seen a man who could say so much, could say so well, and was so verbose, thank God, he opened his eyes, he didn't choose him back then, if he really chose him, then the current day, I dare not imagine it!

suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Xu Wenruo, what kind of thing did you choose!

"I don't know if he's thirsty or not, but I'm thirsty!"

Lin Cong was thirsty.

"I'm not only thirsty, I'm a little hungry!"

Yue Lao remembered that when he went to the villa, the table of delicacies, he had been busy in the heavenly court for the past few days, and he didn't have time to eat!

"Would you like to buy something to eat?"

Lin Cong pondered, they estimated that they would have to spend an hour to observe, in this hour, it would be too boring just to listen to them talk, why not buy some food and wait while eating?

"I think so!"

Lin Xing'er nodded, and quickly ordered the milk tea and snacks she liked to drink, Yue Lao also wanted to eat roast chicken, only Ning Jin sat silently on the side, staring at the two people in the swamp with a pair of eyes.

"Why are you talking so much nonsense?"

Jiang Che has been putting up with Jiang Dudu, thinking that it will be over if he talks twice, but as a result, this thing is chattering, endless, and the non-stop croaking is more annoying than a toad.

It's really unbearable, and there's no need to endure it anymore.

"Ha, I said yes!"

Jiang Dudu was triumphant, you see, what I just said was the truth, otherwise why would you be so angry.

"Speaking of your uncle, you big man, crooked, more verbose than a girl!"

Jiang Che scolded and quarreled with him.

The two of them soon became one, and you went back and forth, and the words quarreled.

"It's pretty good!"

The four onlookers next to him said, this is right, what is the meaning of a one-man show, it is interesting to quarrel with each other!