Chapter 160: It's Good I'm Smart
"You're as stupid as a quail!"
"You're stupid as a quail!"
"You're not a quail egg!"
Jiang Dudu tore up with Jiang Che, and in the end, the two of them didn't know why, so they only got on the quail bar.
"Are quails stupid?"
Yue Lao has been away from the world for a long time, and he doesn't know very well about whether quails are stupid or not!
"Smarter than both of them!"
After Lin Cong, Lin Xing'er spoke in unison, and the two had a tacit understanding.
"It's so boring!"
Yue Lao took a bite of roast chicken, in the past, when he was mixed in the world, people's entertainment was to listen to the play, he thought that there was nothing in the world that was more sleepy than babbling and slow steps.
Unexpectedly, today he has seen that quarrels between people are the most boring, so it is better to watch a play!
"Ordinary people quarrel, they won't be so idiotic!"
Lin Xing'er hugged the hamburger and took a bite hard, in the world, her favorite thing to do is to watch others quarrel, the more she listens, the more interesting it is, the more interesting it is, so boring, she quarreled around a quail for more than ten minutes, and she saw it for the first time!
"The world is hot and cold!"
Lin Cong was eating a burrito, folded half of it, and handed the other half to Ning Jin.
Ning Jin thought about it, took it, and ate it together.
It's quite boring, quail, quail, after talking so much about quails, he wants to eat a few quails and stew a few quail eggs to relieve his hatred.
"Boom-"
The four of them were depressed about the word quail, and when it would be over, something fell from the sky and smashed directly into the clearing.
"Who?"
Jiang Dudu and Jiang Che also heard the movement, and immediately shouted vigilantly.
"Who?"
The four people in this compartment were so frightened that the food in their hands almost fell to the ground, and because of their hidden identities, they could only ask in a whisper.
"It's us!"
Xu Wenruo and Liu Xu crawled out of the hole smashed out of the ground, and it was obvious that Liu Xu made a mistake in prediction, and took him to plant it directly, not to mention, and smashed it into the ground.
Fortunately, she used Jiang Dudu's body, so her back hurt for a while, and it was okay to smash it.
"Daughter-in-law—"
"Is it Xu Wenruo?"
Jiang Dudu and Jiang Che asked in unison.
"Huh? Where are you? ”
The sky was too dark, there were trees all around, there was no fire, and there was no wide field of vision, Xu Wenruo squinted his eyes and circled in place for a while before he could find the location of the two of them.
It looks like it smashed into the ground!
"Did you smash into the ground too?"
Xu Wenruo said and walked towards them.
So those who fell into the swamp and hid in the shadows hurriedly shouted:
"Don't go any further, it's a swamp!"
"What?"
Xu Wenruo didn't hear clearly, and wanted to get closer, but with a pop, he was stuck in the quagmire in an instant.
"Is this a fool?"
Lin Xing'er: They covered their heads and didn't want to express any opinions.
I told you, don't go forward, don't go forward, it's okay, fall into the mud, and you'll be happy, right?
"Sure enough, the pot is broken with a broken lid, this can all work!"
Lin Cong sighed, no wonder the three of you look at each other.
"What are you doing next there?"
Liu Xu is the position of the old moon, just flying in the sky, and he didn't know what was going on, so he suddenly lost his gravitational pull and fell.
He has seen a lot of such situations, but he doesn't know why this time.
"Come here—"
Yue Lao beckoned to him, the episode just now, although they shouted, but the three people over there, so focused, should not have noticed them.
"What are you doing?"
Liu Xu walked over for some reason, didn't Jiang Che fall into the swamp? What a good chance to capture, why did you hide to the side?
When Liu Xu approached, he fell into deep thought when he saw the food in their hands.
Feelings, you are just watching the play on the side, whether they are dead or alive?
"Be calm and see the situation!"
Yue Lao said and nibbled on the chicken leg.
"Do you want to eat it?"
Lin Cong handed over a box of chicken rice flowers.
"Why are you like this?"
Liu Xu was very angry, is this what you came here to do? Standing by and eating and drinking spicy?
"Shhhh
The four of them made silent movements at the same time, and you don't understand this point if you see through it or not.
"I can't pull my feet out!"
Xu Wenruo thought it was an ordinary mud pit, and struggled hard for a while, until the mud flooded his knees, and then he gave up:
"It's like a swamp!"
"It's not like, it's just!"
Jiang Dudu and Jiang Che spoke in unison.
"Then why didn't you say it earlier?"
Xu Wenruo was shocked, this is muddy, can't you say it before I come in?
"We said it!"
"But you didn't listen!"
The two of them are very aggrieved, we have tried our best to shout that you don't come over, who made your curiosity so serious, you have to keep your head down and rush forward.
Now it's okay, all three of them fell into the mud, and this scene is quite funny.
"Oh, I'm sorry—"
Xu Wenruo thought about it, it seemed that this was indeed the case, they spoke, but at that time, his feet had already stepped in, and he didn't have time to react at all.
"So what now?"
Xu Wenruo scratched his face and asked a little stupidly:
"Have you figured out how to get out?"
"No—"
The two of them said in unison, if they thought of a way, would we have looked at each other in disgust for so long here?
"Did you come alone?"
Jiang Dudu asked, his body has no mana, if Xu Wen wants to come over, someone must be carrying it.
"Uncle brought me here! But I didn't notice if he crawled out! ”
Xu Wenruo and Liu Xu were smashed directly into the ground, and Liu Xu was pressed under his body, and when she woke up, it was dark and dark, she was a little scared, and quickly crawled out of the hole where she fell, as for Liu Xu, who was pressed under his body, he didn't care.
I only know that he is still breathing, and he was a little stunned when he was smashed, and after helping him up, he waved his hand and let himself come up first, but he didn't know if he got up.
"Uncle!"
Jiang Dudu shouted several times at the top of his voice.
In this compartment, Liu Xu, who wanted to answer, was covered by them and pulled down to the side, and the four people became five, all of whom did not dare to come out, silently waiting for the movement over there.
"Maybe fainted, right?"
Xu Wenruo was very sorry, he knew that his uncle would not be able to get up, and he was in the cave at the time, so he should have let him come out first.
Hey, what's going on!
"No way, he's smashed!"
Jiang Dudu hurriedly defended Liu Xu, you must know that when your uncle is with her, it is a small problem to smash, and when you are ruthless, the oil pot will fall!
Over there, Liu Xu, who wanted to take responsibility, rushed to their side, relieved them of the siege, and blamed Yue Lao for their behavior, as soon as he heard this, he instantly changed his mind.
Even said that I was smashed? Hum! I'm not going to save you!
So, he picked up the pack of chicken rice flowers that Lin Cong had just handed him, opened the lid, bit hard, and ate it.
As soon as Yue Lao and the others saw his posture, they knew that he was angry, and they didn't dare to say much, so they let go directly and ate their own things silently.
"Maybe I'm heavier?"
If Xu Wen has never encountered such a situation, she knows that the immortal will not die if she is smashed, but whether she will faint, then it is really unclear!
"How is it possible, uncle, come out quickly!"
Jiang Dudu didn't believe in evil, and shouted at the top of his voice, and in the empty night, his voice was the loudest.
The more he shouted, the more angry Liu Xu became, and just when Liu Xu was about to explode, Jiang Dudu finally stopped.
"Don't shout, if your uncle is awake, he won't be able to come!"
Xu Wenruo covered his ears and hurriedly dissuaded, my God, my voice erupted, is it so harsh and ugly? The pitch is so high, the eardrums are about to be shattered.
"He's a fool!"
Jiang Che, who was watching from the sidelines, laughed mercilessly.
If you don't answer when you shout, you should stop, and you have to shout at the top of your voice, if I am awake, I will not come to help you.
"You're a fool!"
Jiang Dudu got into a fight with Jiang Che again, your whole family is a fool.
"Why don't you call the police?"
Xu Wenruo listened to the two of them arguing for a while, and reluctantly took out his mobile phone and prepared to call the police.
I thought about opening the positioning and map software of the mobile phone first, setting the location, and then calling the police according to the location, but as soon as the mobile phone was turned on, there was no signal!
This is excessive, there is no signal, I can't find the location, I call the police directly and say, you come to save me, I don't know where I am, anyway, there is a swamp in a mountain nest?
"Yes!"
Jiang Che reacted at this time, yes, why did you forget, you can also call the police uncle!
"Do you know where this is?"
It's easy to call, but why it's here, where it is, and how you got here, it's not clear.
You can't tell them that we flew right here, and the location is in the mud anyway, right?
"I don't know!"
Jiang Che and Jiang Dudu spoke in unison.
When I flew over, I was randomly selected, thinking that I wanted a quiet place, where would I remember, the specific location!
"Forget it then!"
Considering that immortals are an existence that cannot be known to mortals, Xu Wenruo decided to wait for his uncle to wake up.
"It's okay, after twelve o'clock, I can get you out!"
Jiang Che comforted her very intimately, it doesn't matter if she can't go out now, it will be fine when my mana recovers later, don't worry, just wait for a while.
"Who told you to save it, daughter-in-law, don't believe him, he's a stinky rascal!"
Jiang Dudu hurriedly interrupted Jiang Che's words, and began to complain to Xu Wenruo, counting the dirty things Jiang Che had just done, how angry people and gods were.
"Don't talk nonsense, I didn't do anything to you!"
Jiang Che blushed, although he was indeed hot in the head just now and did some messy things, but when he knew that the person in front of him was not Xu Wenruo, he stopped!
"If it weren't for this muddy field, you would have succeeded a long time ago!"
Hmph, fortunately, I am in my daughter-in-law's body, relying on my wisdom and intelligence, and fighting wits and courage with you, so that my daughter-in-law's innocence can be preserved.