- Time: August 7, the first year of the Xinghai Era

- Location: Milky Way Sagittarius α Imperial Capital (Earth)

- Weather: Sunny

- Visibility: Medium ~ High

"So, you don't know why you're here?" In a quiet alley, two young girls sat facing each other, one was tied into a ponytail with three thousand green silks, looking youthful and beautiful, and the other had silver hair hanging down naturally, looking elegant.

"Nonsense, hmm, how did this goddess know that she would appear here, hmm, boss, 10 more skewers of mutton." The silver-haired woman put her index finger in and finally sucked a few bites, and if she ignored the lamb skewer she was holding in her left hand, she didn't know how many otaku she would persecute again.

"Liar, you didn't say that last night!" Li Ziyue said.

"Emmm, is there one? I don't remember. Xi Rin said.

“……”

"Okay, wait a minute, guest officer!" This is a quaint town street, built by the government in order to nostalgic for the ancient life, and it is also the only one in the whole Lin'an City, and there is no other food street, such as mutton skewers and other foods of the old era, which are rarely on people's dinner tables now.

Because of the connection with Xinghai, these greasy foods have been eliminated and replaced with nutritious but disgusting nutrients, although they are not very popular, but daily cooked foods have indeed begun to fade out of sight.

The snack street in front of you can be regarded as the last decency of the foodies among the Chinese people.

"By the way, the account is on her head!" Her Majesty smiled and ate the lamb skewers in her hand, "Ah, it's so fragrant, I haven't eaten anything so delicious for a long time." ”

"I ......" Li Ziyue looked at Xi Rin in front of him, which was also a black line, this guy's appetite is not blowing with you, 50 skewers of mutton, 20 skewers of leeks, and 30 skewers of beef After eating, he still has an unfinished face, and he is not full at all.

"I said you can eat it, eat so much, and then I pay, are you worthy of your conscience!" Li Ziyue looked at the stormy Xi Rin, stroked her forehead helplessly, and gave the credit card to the boss, and then began to think about how to tell her father about the rapidly decreasing credit points on the card.

Xi Rin, who had eaten half of the "......", raised his head and gave Li Ziyue a dead fish eye, then lowered his head and continued to eat, and a vague voice came out.

"Wu Ya four is not good, and the four pairs of spicy ones don't hold their own conscience!" (If I don't eat it, I can't live with my conscience)

"I'm TM!" Li Ziyue burst into foul language at the beginning, but instead thought of yesterday's terrible experience in the bathroom, pressed the right hand that had been raised, and put down the knife that was supposed to be used to cut meat.

"She's an uncle, so she can only get used to it." Li Ziyue frantically persuaded herself in her heart not to deal with a person who hadn't eaten for tens of thousands of years, but why, she always felt that she wanted to beat someone?

So what happened yesterday?

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"Brother Xi, Brother Xi don't want it!" Li Ziyue's voice came from the bathroom, but it was not the gasp that some people thought would make people blush and heartbeat, but the intermittent screams of horror.

Xi Rin sat on the toilet, holding his legs, his golden pupils revealing a hint of murderous intent, and his face was still flushed, "Hmph, you dare to do this kind of thing to me, the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime will be suffered!" ”

I saw Li Ziyue appear out of thin air, and then fell into the wormhole on the floor, then drilled out of the wormhole on the ceiling, and then fell into the wormhole below, and so on, Li Ziyue experienced the pain of the man in the trench coat who was so forced by Her Majesty to ask him in the game.

The ultimate freefall sport, Wori!

The legendary freefall movement lasted for two full hours, and Li Ziyue, who was about to faint, collapsed directly on the ground, but Xi Rin sat on the toilet for a long time (not a squatting pit!). A pair of arrogant and noble golden pupils looked at Li Ziyue condescendingly.

"Mortals, if you dare to offend the majesty of this goddess again, believe it or not, this goddess will kill you!" Xi Rin said coldly, the sound made the air around him stagnate, and the temperature seemed to drop a lot suddenly.

"I, I don't dare, Brother Xi." Li Ziyue shook her head and barely stood up from the ground.

"I ......" Xi Rin is also full of black lines, tens of thousands of years, the only one who dares to call himself that is the guy in front of him, right?

"I, I'm going to get something to eat first, I'm starving." Li Ziyue said, leaving the bathroom as if fleeing, leaving Xi Rin alone on the toilet, not knowing whether to really squat in the pit or think about life.

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"Cut, eat these greasy things again, there is no nutrition at all." Her Majesty walked out of the bathroom, smelled the smell of instant noodles in the air, saw Li Ziyue holding a bucket of instant noodles and nibbling wildly, pursed her lips, and said disdainfully.

"......" The spoon in Li Ziyue's hand fell off, and she was still biting the noodles in her mouth, which can be said to have no ladylike image.

"Ahh Li Ziyue called out again, "Woc, I'm not dreaming!" You, you're really out? ”

"......" Her Majesty the Queen stared at the dead fish, with a look of disgust like a sand sculpture, and Li Ziyue was a little embarrassed.

"Stupid mortals." For a long time, she said.

As soon as he finished speaking, an abrupt voice disturbed the two of them.

"Gollum!" Everyone knows that Xiong Er's lunch bell is ringing again - what a fart! It was our terrible Goddess Majesty's stomach ringing uncontrollably, because, Xi Rin hadn't eaten a bite of food for tens of thousands of years, and you know, God didn't need to eat—unless he was hungry.

"Would you like some?" Li Ziyue took out the instant noodles in his hand in a daze.

"Cut, junk food." Her Majesty took a sip of disdain, and then raised her proud head, Bai Xuan's neck was like a swan, "I just starve to death, die outside, disappear from here, and I won't eat a bite of you!" ”

"Gollum!" There was a frenzied protest on his lips, but unfortunately his stomach expressed his opinion, "Boss, it's okay if you don't eat, but the Lun family is hungry!" ”

"You, really, don't want to?" Li Ziyue looked at Her Majesty the Queen and asked tentatively, but saw Her Majesty glaring at her with murderous eyes, you are a sand sculpture with a face, won't you give some face, my goddess of time and space, Xi Rin, comes out to mix face?

"Understood, I'll do it for you, don't worry, I'm down, it's fragrant!" said something that was easy to misunderstand, and Li Ziyue instantly walked into the kitchen, and on the dining table, there was still unfinished instant noodles.

"......" Xi Rin looked at the instant noodles close at hand, and hesitated for a while, "Eat?" No, this guy has eaten it all, how can I eat the leftovers of someone else's food! ”

"Gollum!" There was a wail in his stomach, and a voice sounded from Xi Rin's heart, "Eat, eat, just one bite, just one bite, I'm so hungry, and besides, they are all women, what are you afraid of!" ”

"Then eat!" Xi Rin's face finally hardened, and he walked to the dining table, raised his hand to teleport the fork that had fallen into the bowl, and held it in his hand.

"Just one bite, take one more bite, I'm a dog!" She said inwardly, looking struggling, as if she was making a final decision.

"I said, let it go, your face is ready." Just when Xi Rin was hesitating whether to go down the fork, Li Ziyue's voice came out from behind him coldly, and Xi Rin instantly teleported himself to a short distance away and coughed lightly.

"Ahem, then bring it, this goddess is hungry." She said that sitting on the sofa, she raised her legs again, and naturally put her hands on her thighs, looking at Li Ziyue.

Li Ziyue suddenly had a black line and said, "If you want to eat yourself, I will wipe it if it is dirty!" ”

Somehow, Her Majesty actually confessed? He sat down on the edge of the table with an aggrieved face, and then picked up a fork and put a noodle into his mouth, which felt like he was testing poison???

"Ahh It smells so good! The goddess once again said a philosophical sentence, sure enough, the philosophical laws of the real people of the realm are applicable in the whole universe, the strong noodles make the goddess very satisfied, the rich fragrance fills the nasal cavity, to be honest, tens of thousands of years, Her Majesty has never eaten such fragrant noodles.

"Jiesisa? Suck! In an instant, the goddess picked up half a dough and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Master Kong, braised beef noodles, classic, delicious!" Li Ziyue gave the goddess a disdainful look.

(Unification: How much money Master Kong paid, I will ...... Forget it, no one is watching this on the street, it's a fart advertisement. ）

(Author: ...... You bully Silver, don't I want to lose face? ）

"This goddess is very satisfied, decided, to fulfill your three wishes!" Her Majesty was in a good mood, and ate the noodles and soup in the bucket cleanly, leaving nothing behind, and smashing the mouth, as if she was still unsatisfied.

"Really?" Li Ziyue's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Really." Her Majesty nodded.

"Okay, then I want a little money and a little money." Li Ziyue's eyes glowed with gold.

"Cut, lowly mortal, rat-eyed." Her Majesty took a sip and said, "What else?" Gone? ”

"There is one more," Li Ziyue raised her head and showed a wicked smile, "I want three more wishes!" ”

Her Majesty ...... was silent for a moment, "You, you, shameless old thief!" "Her Majesty also gritted a mouthful of silver teeth, this guy doesn't play cards according to the routine, damn it!

"So you're going to be tricked too!" Li Ziyue smiled, "Just kidding, Brother Xi, don't worry, follow me in the Imperial Capital Star, and when we return to the universe, when the time comes, the entire sea of stars will be ours!" Li Ziyue patted Xi Rin's shoulder, and that look was like standing on the top of a mountain overlooking the entire land.

"Yes." Xi Rin nodded rarely, and then said, "But you have to take me to eat delicious food first, it's been tens of thousands of years, it's rare to have this opportunity!" ”

"......" Li Ziyue didn't know what to say.

On the second day, Li Ziyue turned on the helmet and found that "Huanyu" was actually being suspended for updating, so she simply took the elusive Xi Rin to the snack street.

So, there is this scene now.

However, as we all know, the food stall will always be a magical place, here, there will never be a shortage of strangers who beg to be slapped in the face, and the little brother who has been slapped in the face by the protagonist in an attempt to take revenge, and the boss who was called over by the little brother and was hammered in a daze.

"Smack!" There was a loud bang, and the people who were just doing something looked out of the door, only to see a man with a stubble on his face holding a machete and approaching.

"Listen to me, today, everyone, 200 protection fees, if you dare not pay, you will be beaten!" The man said viciously.

As a result, the response was everyone's dementia eyes, and then, one by one, they got up, took out 10 yuan and 5 yuan of credit cash from their pockets, and threw them in front of the man.

Yes, most of these people are acting now, not really, after all, the global surveillance system has long been perfected, dare to rob? I'm afraid that 300 years is too long.

But the man in front of him was the legendary rare wolf extermination, and I saw him slash the knife on the table, "Yard, when labor and management are here to load X?" I tell you, if you don't give money today, don't even think about leaving! ”

Then, a siren sounded outside the door.

"Nani?!" The man's face was horrified, "Why did the police come so quickly?!" ”

On the other side, Li Ziyue slowly put down the phone in his hand, "Cut, it's a long life." ”

The police came and went as fast as they could, and the man was taken into the police car without the slightest resistance, and then drove away.

"Ahh As soon as the police left, an old iron who had finished eating walked out of the gate, but he actually kicked in again?

A group of people walked in, holding benches, moving bricks, knives, sticks, and the like.

"Listen, the uncle is here to rob, the police have just left, if anyone dares to call the police, this thing will end!" As the leader said, he took out a red jar with COKE written on it, raised his head and drank it all, and then pressed his hand so hard that the can was directly pinched.

"Ahh The man suddenly screamed, and blood flowed out of his hands, "Boss, save me, there are masters, there are masters, and you hurt people in the air!" ”

A man in a suit behind the "......" slapped the man to the side, "Idiot, pinch a bottle and scratch your hand." ”

"Shame on me, you quit the restaurant for me!" The boss was also a wolf, and yelled at the man who was still crying, and the man walked out of the door in an instant, and only after going out did he think, "Hey? Why should I come out? ”

Then just as he was about to go in, he saw the bodies of the eldest brother and others falling from the sky and smashing into his body one by one.

So, what happened?

Rewind time by 1 minute.

"Acquaintances, hand over all the money!" The boss said, a jio kicked on the can, the can crossed a graceful arc, and directly fell into the bowl in front of Li Ziyue-Xi Rin beside him, and the soup in the bowl suddenly spilled out, fortunately, Xi Rin reacted quickly, and a worm door directly absorbed all the spills, and then, Xi Rin stood up, got up, got up, came.

"Whoever got you up, sit down for me!" The boss suddenly slapped the baseball bat in his hand, "Little girl's skin is looking for death?!" ”

“！” Li Ziyue was stunned, this guy is really cow beer!

Then, like a fly, Xi Rin fanned a few times, and the robbers only felt a burst of thrust, and they all pushed out of the door, and then, a new insect gate appeared on the ground, and disappeared along with the little brother who came out before.

In a prison in the imperial capital star, a group of people suddenly appeared, and before they could figure out what the situation was, they were disarmed by a group of prison guards with electromagnetic submachine guns pointed at their heads.

As for Li Ziyue and Xi Rin?

"Boss, let's pack another 200 skewers of barbecue, what? What meat? Whatever he is, two hundred strings are OK. Xi Rin said.