"Xirin, let's go back. If we continue like this, there may be a police uncle who will arrest us. Raising his head and looking at the meat-eating crowd around him with shocked expressions, Li Ziyue suddenly lowered his head and whispered to Xi Rin.

Passers-by looked at the two girls, well, this black-haired one looks pretty good, and then looked at the white-haired girl on one side, and found that the other party was actually carrying hundreds of kebabs in one hand, and in the other hand he was holding a bunch of bamboo sticks without showing weakness, estimated to be no less than a hundred, and the whole brain was a little insufficient for a while.

Sister, won't you gain weight if you eat so much?

Sister, can you eat so much?

In short, all kinds of strange thoughts emerged from the heart, and the eyes of passers-by became more and more strange, as if they were going to strip the two girls naked and eat them.

"Back now?" Xi Rin raised her eyebrows, "But we just ate kebabs, you said there are a lot of super delicious things." As he spoke, Xi Rin took a new string of meat skewers and stuffed it into his mouth, and the two of them were wandering leisurely here, unaware that the bureau had become a pot of porridge.

——A bureau in Lin'an City——

A young man pushed open the door of the report office in a panic, and the two middle-aged policemen immediately turned around and walked quickly to the table.

"Hello, Mr. Liu, may I ask who you want to be a ghost animal this time, and who will you persecute this time?" A policeman stretched out his hand and shook it with Lai, apparently a regular visitor to the place, as evidenced by the Citizen Warm-Serve medal on his chest.

"......" Mr. Liu was silent for a moment, the words of the police comrade were so intimate, so intimate that they were stuck in his iron!

Tie the iron, old heart! I know that the major UP masters of a certain station are ghosts and animals, but now, I am here to report the case, can you give some face!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The police also noticed that his wording was a bit dramatic, and immediately coughed a few times dryly, and said, "Mr. Liu, welcome, I don't know what happened to you today." ”

The partner on one side nodded, and the three exchanged glances for a while.

I've confirmed that I'm the one who prepares the sand sculpture! Ahem, sorry, I went to the wrong set.

In short, the three of them sat down like this, facing each other, Mr. Liu, who hurriedly ran in, took a few breaths and said, "Don't be afraid of what I say next!" ”

"Don't worry......" The policeman who shook hands just wanted to speak, but the policeman on the side directly signaled him to stop with his hand, then picked up the pen, wrote and drew on the booklet, and then brought it to Mr. Liu.

I saw a few words written on the dragon flying and phoenix dancing above:

"Ark of Tomorrow, Mermaid, Camera...... We've seen all the scenes, what else haven't you said, don't worry, we won't be afraid of weird things! ”

"Ahem...... the policeman on the left coughed and said, "Yes, Mr. Liu, don't worry, we are police, we will not be afraid!" ”

"Okay, let me tell you, tonight, I'm going to eat barbecue in that food street." Mr. Liu said.

"And then find out that the roasted meat is expired?" The police on the left guessed.

"It's not!" Mr. Liu said.

"Is that roasted human flesh?" The one on the right asked.

"Damn, you're all done, barbecue is not the point, listen to me!" Mr. Liu slapped the table in an instant and said, "I was eating barbecue at that shop, and then suddenly a person rushed in, holding a knife, so long, so long!" Mr. Liu frantically drew his hands in the air, trying to illustrate the horror of the knife.

"Oh, what you said, Mr. Jin, don't worry, we have caught him, and we are ready to investigate further." The officer on the left said.

"Besides, that knife isn't as long as you say, is it?" Echo on the right.

"Shut up! Let me say! Mr. Liu slapped the table again and said, "Then this guy was taken away, I know, you brought it, listen to me, ok?" Mr. Liu saw that the policeman on the left was about to answer again, and immediately stretched out his hand and signaled the other party not to interject.

"And then another crowd rushed in, and just after you were gone, a whole crowd of hula!" Mr. Liu said, his expression was excited, his hands flew in the air, demonstrating how spicy and spicy that group of people were!

"Okay, we'll go to the police now and arrest them!" Said the policeman on the right.

"Mr. Liu, don't worry, we will notify you immediately if we catch it!" The policeman on the left said, smiling hard.

"Sit down and listen to me!" Mr. Liu pulled the policeman who had already gotten up half of his body to his seat, "Then, there's a fool in there, take a can, yes, it's the kind that the woman drinks!" Mr. Liu pointed to the policewoman on the side, who was holding a bottle of canned coffee, and suddenly couldn't drink it anymore halfway through.

"Then he told us that if we didn't obey, it would be like that bottle, and then the guy crushed the bottle and cut it off by the way." Mr. Liu said, laughing to himself.

The two policemen exchanged a look:

Left: We weren't laughing this time, were we?

Right: Well, he laughed at it himself.

"Ahem, Mr. Liu, if you're just telling this joke, then please forgive us for not accompaniing, we still have two big cases to handle." Said the policeman on the left.

"Uh, I'm sorry." Mr. Liu touched his head and continued, "Then the man was kicked out, and then the real boss came out, and Yijio kicked the can into a woman's bowl, and then the woman slapped a few times at random, and saw that the group of people all flew away!" ”

"All of them! Fly away! Gone, not outside the door! Mr. Liu's eyes widened, and his hands were raised again.

"Poof!" The policeman on the right took the lead and did not hold back.

"What are you laughing at?" Mr. Liu looked puzzled.

"I think of something glad about." The policeman said.

"What's the joy of what?" Mr. Liu asked.

"I just saw a cow flying in the sky." The police said.

"Yes!" Mr. Liu patted the policeman's shoulder, "My brother is finally not his wife who gave birth to children, I have been here so many times, how many sons has your wife born?" ”

"Poof!" The policeman on the left also laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Mr. Liu immediately turned his head to the other side.

"I also saw cows flying in the sky." The police said.

"You guys, the sky you watched together?" Mr. Liu wondered.

"Yes!"

"Poof!" *2

"Ahem." The one on the left forcibly resisted the desire to laugh and said to Mr. Liu, "So, Mr. Liu, who is this woman?" ”

"It's still that one, it's a woman!" Mr. Liu said.

The policeman on the right immediately drew a flower on the cardboard.

"No, she's a serious woman, not a women's clothing boss." Mr. Liu said.

"Hiss,!" Another piece of paper was torn off, and a famous "woman" with a successful sex reassignment operation was drawn on it.

"No, she was born a woman, with white hair and golden eyes!" Mr. Liu said.

"Hissss Another painting was made, and this time, out of the picture was an angel with a huge wing behind him.

"She's human, she doesn't have big wings!" Mr. Liu said.

"Scratch, hiss, smack!" The policeman on the left snatched the drawing paper and scribbled off the large wings with a black pen, and then the whole paper was a black circle.

"Wori!" Mr. Liu couldn't help it, and just threw the paper aside.

"Hey, are you mistaken! Woman, man, am I not right? It's like that rice flickering, Honkai three is over, and the law of emptiness inside, just like a dime! Mr. Liu said.

"Ahem, let's get down to business, you say this woman, is she beautiful?" The policeman on the left asked.

"She's not a question of whether she's pretty or not! She has white hair in a shawl, wears Hanfu, and holds a skewer in her hand, which is simply fragrant! IT'S A PITY THAT SHE HIT PEOPLE TOO HARD, I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO ASK FOR QQ OR MY WILD CHAT (WECHAT), I'M LIKE A HUMAN ......" Before Mr. Liu finished speaking, the policeman in front of him began to laugh again.

"Hey, why are you laughing?!" Mr. Liu roared.

"We saw cows flying in the sky." *2

"You're just laughing at me, you haven't stopped!" Mr. Liu yelled.

"No, Mr. Liu, don't worry, we are professionally trained, no matter how funny we are, we will not laugh." As he spoke, the policeman on the right looked to the left and whispered to the policeman on the left, "Unless the paper man can have thickness." ”

"It's better to be like this, Mr. Liu, you go back first and wait for news, we will tell you immediately if we find him!" The policeman on the left proposed.

"Okay, you guys hurry up and go to the police, she's old, bring more people, be careful!" Mr. Liu said, taking his coat and walking towards the door.

"Hahahahaha Suddenly, the whispers of the police came from inside the door.

“！” Mr. Liu stopped, raised his head, then lowered his head, and continued to walk forward, "MD, this Schrödinger's police station, I'll come back next time, I'm a dog!" ”

……

Two weeks later

"Mr. Liu, hello, hello!"

"Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next!"

Beep ——!

-- Dividing line --

"I'm going, I'm finally back!" Li Ziyue swiped the door with the access control card, opened the door with all his might, and brought in a large bag and a large bag of clothes, obviously, this guy and Xi Rin went shopping, and it was the kind that couldn't stop at the beginning, and it took 3 more hours to go shopping in GAI before he could embark on the way back.

“！” Li Ziyue just sat down and saw the bank credit card records displayed on the virtual screen that popped up on the watch, and fainted on the bed for a while.

The two of them used up about 40w of credits in one night.

(Zz: Oh, woman!) ）

(Zz: Hey, my wife is wrong, don't fight!) ）

Don't think too much, Li Ziyue didn't faint out of anger, she purely went shopping until three o'clock in the morning, and she was tired.

Li Ziyue was about to become a dog, but Xi Rin didn't feel it at all, after all, he was a god, how could there be such a thing as a precision bar online? Baka can!

So Xi Rin sat on the bed, with a move, brought the remote control, turned on the TV and looked at it, saying that it was a TV, in fact, it was just a 3D air projector, with the initial function of a TV, other than that, it was not a tall thing.

(Zz: Don't ask me how Xi Rin can watch TV, people are old and know?) ）

(XL: Who do you say is old?) ）

（Zz：。。。。 Forget it, I can't even mess with it... ）

-- Dividing line --

"Ah, another good day!" Li Ziyue habitually jumped up from the bed, and then saw the moon in front of the window.

"Bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground, ......" Xi Rin wore a VR headset and seemed to be surfing the Internet, and then seemed to see the sand sculpture poems of sand sculpture netizens.

"I ......" Li Ziyue had nothing to say, picked up the game helmet and put it on his head.

"It's time to maintain the update, right?" Thinking about it, a prompt popped up in front of Li Ziyue's eyes.

"Iris certification, pass, DNA check, pass, confirm completed, start login, welcome, Your Excellency Ziyue."

"System prompt! The online version of "Universe: Interstellar Age" is officially launched, and in the future, there will be a separate offline mode for you to experience personally, and the online version will synchronize all previous data. ”

"Your birth planet has been confirmed, and N-111 is being accessed for you."

Subsequently, the scene of the insect gate appeared in front of him, and Li Ziyue felt that it was dark in front of him, and then, the standard open-eyed login animation appeared.

(See the opening scene of the protagonist's rebirth in ARK: Survival Evolved.) ）

"I'll go, after the update, the realism has improved a lot!" Li Ziyue looked at the scene in front of him, whether it was light and shadow or something else, all of them were raised to a higher level.

If the original picture quality was a tragic reality, now it has a hint of dreamy movie texture and looks very beautiful.

"Ahh Suddenly, another wormhole appeared, and a white-haired woman directly parachuted into the air and sat next to Li Ziyue.

"Xirin? How did you get here? Li Ziyue looked confused.

"How do I know?" Xi Rin looked disgusted, "Mortal, tell me honestly, what did you do to me?" ”

"How do I know?" Li Ziyue glared back, "Goddess, tell me honestly, what did you do to me!" ”

"I, I just traded souls with you!" Xi Rin touched her ass and slowly stood up from the ground.

"You two, really." A helpless female voice came, and a pitch-black black hole appeared, from which a blond figure emerged, and the iconic knight's armor revealed the identity of the person who came, Her Royal Highness Katias, the princess of the Wind Star.

(Hint!) The online version of the open beta of "Universe" is limited to rankings and transactions, and does not include the same space of the game characters)

"So, my data has been cleared?" Li Ziyue looked at the system panel and found that almost from top to bottom, none of them were the attribute points of his previous account.

"Hint! Thank you for your trust, your former game data has been moved to offline mode, and the online mode will be the new journey - the "Global" project team without people"

"This game production team,It's still as cold as ever.,Don't even make an official website.,You said that people's game warehouses are sold by large companies.,Can you die if you run a big company!" Li Ziyue complained, then decisively opened the backpack, and sure enough, he found the legendary collective amnestic - maintenance compensation.