Chapter 006: The daughter-in-law won't let her sleep with her arms in her arms
Liu Xu went back to the divine realm, and after saying hello to the gods of love, he returned.
Originally, he wanted to fly back to Jiang Dudu directly and tell him that after the divine realm heard that he had found his partner, they were working overtime to eliminate all difficulties for him and make his road to love smooth sailing!
Perhaps, it was this news that made Liu Xu himself too excited, and he forgot that his nephew was a moldy god.
As a result of rushing down directly, the mana suddenly disappeared in mid-air, and the whole person was like a dart, inserting onions upside down and drilling directly into the soil.
There is also a thick layer of cement on top of this soil.
"Uncle, what's wrong with you?"
The culprit, Jiang Dudu, immediately surrounded him.
Liu Xu only felt a little dizzy, his chest was a little stuffy, his breathing was still a little panting, and his two arms pushed the ground hard a few times, but he didn't succeed in withdrawing.
"Oh yes, it's terrible, someone fell into our yard!"
At this time, it was already afternoon, and the temple was about to leave, and as soon as the aunt arrived, she saw this scene and immediately shouted.
So, three or four aunts came around.
"This head down, falling into such a big pit, will it have fallen to death?"
Aunt Jia poked, and Liu Xu's feet were still fluttering.
"You're not dead, aren't you still moving?"
Aunt B poked Liu Xu's thigh.
"Oh, this person doesn't even have blood, could it be that he is not human?"
Aunt Bing's eyes are the sharpest, and she can immediately see that there is not a drop of blood in this vicinity.
"We-we-this-this is a temple, what-what-demons, no-no, no-no!"
Aunt Ding, she stammered when she spoke.
"He's not human, I can prove it!"
Jiang Dudu was on the side and nodded seriously, the aunts are really smart, his uncle is a god, not a human.
"Oh, little handsome man, why are you here?"
Only then did the aunts find out that Jiang Dudu, who had been standing aside.
"I've always been here!"
Jiang Dudu explained, "I'm waiting for my daughter-in-law to call me." ”
"Daughter-in-law?"
The eyes of the aunts immediately shifted from Liu Xu to Jiang Dudu.
"Little handsome guy, how old are you, are you married?"
The aunts surrounded left and right, hugging Jiang Dudu and asking.
"I'm 23 years old, my daughter-in-law is 20 years old!"
Jiang Dudu knows this age, the first night he was brought back by Xu Wenruo, he went to rummage through her bag, looked at her ID card and student ID, her daughter-in-law is 20 years old this year.
"Oops, it's just the legal age of marriage, is it a childhood sweetheart?"
Big moms are gossipy.
"No, it was love at first sight!"
Jiang Dudu immediately shook his head, "However, I am a very responsible person, I even thought of the child's name!" ”
"I have all the children!"
The aunts are shocked, the young people now, it's amazing, don't say you got married so early, you have dolls?
"Not yet, I'm not planning for a rainy day!"
Jiang Dudu was chatting with the aunts here, and Liu Xu was struggling desperately in the soil on the side.
His nephew, isn't it fake?
He's like this, can't he get him out first and then talk to the aunts?
The answer is naturally no, and Jiang Dudu was also pulled away by the aunts.
Everyone tacitly regarded him as an unknown existence, ignored him directly, and left.
Jiang Dudu was dragged to the cafeteria by the aunts, saying that he was going to invite him to dinner.
The canteen of this temple is still very good, but after Jiang Dudu entered, the electricity immediately stopped, and everyone at first, they just thought it was a short circuit, and they didn't care too much.
It's not too dark yet, and it's not impossible to have no lights.
In the next second, the originally cloudless weather was immediately covered with black clouds, and the whole world dimmed in an instant.
The people in the temple all put down the dishes and chopsticks and went out to collect their clothes, only Jiang Dudu sat there alone, continuing to eat some steamed buns and drink porridge.
The aunts in this temple are so warm and hospitable, for the first time, I feel the love from others, and it seems that in the future, it is better to come here often.
Otherwise, they will live up to their love for themselves.
After Jiang Dudu finished eating, the people in the temple came back one after another, and before they had drunk two mouthfuls of porridge, the pool on one side suddenly collapsed, and not only the pool collapsed, but the water pipe also burst open.
The whole canteen is a mess.
Jiang Dudu wanted to come forward to help, but he was pulled out, and it wasn't until he left the temple that he saw clearly who the person who pulled him out was.
It was his uncle who was abandoned in the soil, Liu Xu.
When the two of them left the temple, the sky instantly lit up, and Jiang Dudu found that the dark cloud was only hanging above the temple.
"Is it because of me?"
Jiang Dudu looked at the dark clouds that were still pulling the rain down on the temple, and asked strangely.
"What do you say?"
Liu Xu resisted the urge to beat him and pulled him forward, "Hurry up, don't be annoying here!" ”
Don't worry at all, this temple is a pure place, or a place for people in Buddhism to practice, you are a musty god, what are you here to do?
"Aunties here, great, I'm going to come more in the future!"
Jiang Dudu is very reluctant, listening to his daughter-in-law's words, then he can only see her at night, and he has nothing to do during the day, so it is best to come and play with the aunts.
"Do you want the Eighteen Arhats to go to your house to complain?"
Liu Xu looked at him with his waist crossed, and his face still had the scars that had just fallen into the dirt.
Jiang Dudu was disgusted by his colleagues, it was not a day or two, and he still dared to come to the place where others were offered every day to find fault with others?
I'm afraid I'm tired of it, right?
"However, it's been a long time since I've met someone who is so passionate about me!"
Jiang Dudu was a little unwilling.
"You are now a man with a daughter-in-law, do you know what you are going to do?"
Liu Xu pulled him to the side of the seat, and both of them sat down.
"That's naturally to prevent others from digging your corner!"
Looking at Jiang Dudu and shaking his head, Liu Xu immediately looked like he hated iron but not steel.
"What do you mean?"
Didn't his uncle already look for the Eros? He and his daughter-in-law are already a sure thing, how dare anyone dig into his corner?
"Think about it, what kind of god are you?"
"Mildew!"
Needless to say, Jiang Dudu has known since he was a child that people in the divine realm will run away when they see him.
"That's right, you're like this, it's easy to make your daughter-in-law unlucky enough to doubt her life, thus-"
Liu Xu, you know what I mean, that's right, that's what you think.
"Whoever dares to pry into my corner, I will pester him, and I will make him unlucky enough to doubt life!"
Which man has eaten the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard, and dares to rob his daughter-in-law with him? Is he a vegetarian?
"You, what kind of god am your uncle and me?"
Liu Xu pointed at himself, his mind kept spinning.
"O god of wisdom!"
Jiang Dudu heard his mother Liu Mei'er countless times, sighed and said that he regretted it, he shouldn't have been fascinated back then, listened to his father's words, and asked him to be the heir of the thunder god.
O Moldy God!
I knew that it would be good to take him back to his parents' house and let his family watch him and be a god of wisdom, as long as he didn't learn from his uncle to fight a bachelor.
Now, his mother has regretted it, if he can change his attributes, like his uncle, be a playboy and play a bachelor.
"I'm in the divine realm, what's my name?"
"Playboy, heart thief!"
The people in the God Realm are afraid of Jiang Dudu, but there are also many people who hate Liu Xu to the core, and they come to Jiang Dudu at the risk of bad luck, asking him to find his uncle more and make his uncle unlucky.
When he was a child, he didn't have much pocket money, but he never lacked money to use, just because of his uncle.
As long as he can make his uncle unlucky, he has indescribable snacks and pocket money.
"I know women very well, and I'll give you a piece of advice."
"What advice?"
Jiang Dudu felt that what his uncle said was very right, he really understood women very well, and those aunts and aunts in the god realm hated him to the core, but as long as he went to find it, he immediately became warm and affectionate, and turned his face into a human.
For women, his uncle still has a set.
"Prevent the slightest, don't go to beat the mandarin duck after the wood is already in the boat!"
Liu Xu was afraid that he wouldn't understand, so he explained to him in detail.
Xu Wenruo is 20 years old this year, the same age as a flower, well-behaved and cute, and he is in love for the first time, in this university, he must be remembered.
She won't let you follow her, it doesn't matter, you just have time, you can go and find out who is who has bad intentions towards her, and then catch them all to prevent the slightest problem.
As long as all the weeds around her are pulled out and you are left alone, then she has no choice but to ask for you.
When Jiang Dudu heard this, he immediately became energetic.
yes, why didn't he think of it!
His daughter-in-law is so cute, there must be many people who are worried about it, and at this time, it would be better to take the opportunity to solve them all.
In this way, the daughter-in-law can only see that she is good to her.
At ten o'clock in the evening, Jiang Dudu felt Xu Wenruo's call and returned to her dormitory.
The lights had been turned off, and several other people in the dormitory had gone to bed and were already asleep.
Xu Wenruo was in his seat, with the light on, and had just finished reviewing, and he was waiting for him in pajamas, holding a necklace.
Seeing him appear, he put the table away, pointed to the chair he was sitting on, and whispered, "You can sleep here at night!" ”
"I don't, I'm going to sleep with you!"
Jiang Dudu refused, the first two nights, he slept with his daughter-in-law in his arms, his daughter-in-law was soft, fragrant, and comfortable to hold.
"Don't mess around, I got you a blanket and a mat!"
Xu Wenruo said, and stuffed the blanket in her arms into Jiang Dudu's arms, she was already doing her best, this is a girls' dormitory, even if he is a god, he is also a male god, sleeping together or something, too shy.
Jiang Dudu shook his head and pouted cutely, so he didn't want to sleep on the table, he wanted to sleep with his daughter-in-law.
"You're obedient!"
Xu Wenruo was so anxious that he was about to stomp his feet, "If you don't do it, then go to the corridor to sleep!" ”
Jiang Dudu immediately burst into tears, his daughter-in-law didn't let him sleep in his arms, and he murdered him, from childhood to adulthood, no one dared to murder him.
Sure enough, this is his destined daughter-in-law, strong enough, he likes it!