"I like this girl very much!"

Jiang Dudu stood on tiptoe until he couldn't see Xu Wenruo's figure, and then he said with satisfaction.

"Every single one of you says you like it!"

Liu Xu took a long breath, turned his neck, and was immediately surrounded by golden light, and the person changed from seventy or eighty to a handsome middle-aged man.

This is the one hundred and eighth time he was asked by his own sister, and after countless failures, he finally sent this unlucky child out.

It started a year ago.

Liu Xu is the god of wisdom, and he has a younger sister named Liu Meier, who is married to the thunder god Jiang Gugu.

This family business, Liu Xu shook his head as soon as he heard Jiang Gugu's name.

Whose name is Goo? So casual!

But Liu Meier is a ghost, and her IQ has fallen to the couple, so she has to marry Jiang Gugu.

Marry and marry, but the two of them had a child, and on the day of the full moon, they were struck by his father's thunder.

The child has your last name, yes!

The name is Dudu, no problem.

But you're such a fool, it doesn't make sense.

There has not been a moldy god in this god realm for thousands of years, how good it is to be a god of wisdom, I have to let it inherit the attributes of the god of thunder.

It's okay now, one person makes a mistake, the whole family is unlucky, and Jiang Dudu has become a god in the divine realm.

Before the age of eighteen and adulthood, where Jiang Dudu appeared, the immortals within five miles lost all their mana, and within ten miles, they would be unlucky, and the Divine Realm School, just waiting for him to graduate from kindergarten, would not dare to accept him.

The kindergarten also stayed for three years, within three years, the kindergarten suffered countless flying disasters, today was a sneeze by Kun, hit the roof, tomorrow a thunderbolt split in half, the day after tomorrow the teachers' collective mana failed, fell from the sky.

But there is one thing, Jiang Dudu himself is fine.

It's really everyone who suffers, and I'm alone, and if you are unlucky, you will have to be unlucky.

There's no way, when they were in elementary school, their family had a lot of relationships, so they stuffed him into the ghost world and went to be a transfer student.

So, six years later, Jiang Dudu entered the blacklist of the ghost world, nicknamed Ghost Sorrow.

According to the Hades King, that is, Jiang Dudu went to the eighteenth layer of hell to walk around, and the eighteen layers of hell were afraid of him, let alone ghosts.

But it's useless to graduate from elementary school, at least you have to graduate from high school, right?

So, they sent him to the Demon Realm again.

The demon world was very happy, and bluntly said that Jiang Dudu was cast in the wrong fetus, and they should have sent him over as soon as they could.

Listening to the Demon Realm, the family was finally relieved, and Jiang Dudu finally found a suitable place for himself.

But who knows, there is still half a year to graduate from junior high school, and a group of bigwigs from the demon world came, each with a blue nose and swollen face, and brought a bunch of certificates over, saying that Jiang Dudu was a prodigy and could graduate directly with a doctorate.

In this way, Jiang Dudu offended all the six realms, and no one was willing to take him in anymore.

Liu Xu racked her brains very much, and asked a lot of fairy friends to help, so that he could barely finish the knowledge of high school.

In the end, he could only be left in the human world, let him mix in the human world for four years, and go to college.

After graduation, where did the god realm dare to give him a job, the ghost world and the demon world claimed that they would give him a salary unconditionally, as long as he stayed honestly in the human world.

You have to be diligent and diligent, and work hard, let alone be a god.

Jiang Dudu naturally can't be idle all the time.

Immortals are now the same as humans, getting married, having children, arranging jobs, and having the same education system as humans.

Like Jiang Dudu, it is really unreasonable to be idle and lie at home.

So, Liu Meier and Jiang Gugu decided to take out his life's major events.

Anyway, being idle is idle, so it's better to find a wife, get married, have children, and take the doll at home.

Anyway, he is not short of money, and if he has children, he will not be idle.

This plan is still good, but, in the name of Jiang Dudu, the little girl in the Six Realms and the Human Realm can still deceive, and in other places, then there is no need to think about it.

Originally, Liu Meier thought that the little girl in the world was easy to deceive.

But now in this world, the girls are no longer a little blank paper who has never seen the world, and who does not understand the world, one by two, shrewd and intelligent.

What Jiang Dudu can do is his appearance.

Because of the entire growth stage, the education received was uneven, and I didn't have any friends when I was a child, so the whole person gave people the feeling that they were too intimate.

That's right, it's the kind of intimacy that makes people burdensome.

Others just give a smile, and he no longer treats himself as an outsider, the same sex, he is a brother, and the opposite sex just likes him. If you are of the same sex, you have to hook your shoulders and call people to go out to play, and you have thought of the names of the opposite sex and children.

Typically, if you give some color, you can open a dyeing workshop, and without saying a word, you will undoubtedly expose your obscene thoughts.

Boys think he's abnormal, girls, looking at his handsome face, can fight without hesitation.

It is true, people and gods are angry, and ghosts are afraid of demons.

Originally, Liu Meier arranged him in a city where the winter was warm and the summer was cool, and the people were beautiful and kind, and he was still there, so that he could receive the education of a human university.

Fortunately, this school is private, and it was destroyed by him, a moldy god, and it didn't attract too much attention.

After graduating, he was asked to find his own daughter-in-law, but within a radius of ten miles, when the old lady saw him, she ran away, and in the whole city, no matter people or animals, as long as it was a mother, she had to take a detour when she saw him from afar.

Seeing that he was about to become a waste wood bachelor, Liu Meier didn't stop doing anything, and came directly to Liu Xu, threatening him that no matter what method he used, he must get a daughter-in-law.

Otherwise, she will go back to her parents' house, find her parents, and find a daughter-in-law for Liu Xu.

Although the gods live longer than humans, there is a point, the troubles of human beings, the gods also have.

For example, Liu Xu, he is most afraid that his parents will talk about him starting a family, which is his bottom line.

was softly ground and hard by his sister, coerced and tempted, he could only let go, racking his brains to give advice to his nephew, and taking him everywhere to find a partner.

Before Xu Wenruo, they had failed 107 times.

These 107 times, Jiang Dudu is a human attitude, and Liu Xu took him and tried all kinds of bubble girl routines, but every time it came to a critical moment, Jiang Dudu would drop the chain.

In the end, Liu Xu also got angry, and directly turned him into a doll, dressed himself in a four-way dress, and prepared to sell him.

Who knows, by mistake, it was successful.

Today, he used all the strength to breastfeed, so he tied a red rope to Dudu and Xu Wenruo and uploaded it to the divine realm.

This immortal and a mortal, a long time ago, could not fall in love.

But two thousand years ago, because of the sharp decline in the clergy, in order to replenish fresh blood, the marriage partners of the gods first expanded from gods to ghosts, from ghosts to demons, and from demons to demons, and finally people were also counted in.

When Liu Meier came to him, he thought about catching a monster for his nephew as a daughter-in-law, but this demon was already secretive, and he finally caught one.

This search came and went, and there was only one Xu Wenruo, who was temporarily deceived.

She agreed very simply today.

It's so simple, you have to strike while the iron is hot! Hurry up and find the goddess of love to make a certain marriage, don't let people snatch it away.

Liu Xu pulled Jiang Dudu, went to the side, and told him that he must do what Xu Wenruo said, otherwise, this duck with a beak will fly again, and he needs to be urged back to the god realm quickly.

"Why? Can't I go to her? ”

Jiang Dudu has never met her, and he has been in contact with her for so long, and he doesn't dislike his girls.

For the first time in life, if you don't take the initiative at this time, will it not be good?

"Do you want a daughter-in-law anymore?"

Liu Xu was very angry, you still dared to take the initiative with me, the previous 107 times, you were too proactive and didn't listen to me, so you failed.

"Think, from the first time I saw her, I thought of the child's name!"

Jiang Dudu began to laugh at himself again, not only did he think about the name of the child, but he also planned whether the child was male or female, and what their future would be.

Liu Xu clutched his chest and shook his head, he wasn't unlucky, he was going to be angry with him.

"In the future, can you say a few words?"

"Why? People must communicate with each other! ”

Jiang Dudu doesn't understand, I don't show my intentions, so how can my daughter-in-law know!

"Don't you think you're too enthusiastic?"

"Enthusiasm is like fire, which is what it looks like to the person you like!"

Liu Xu was about to be frothed at the mouth by Jiang Dudu's confident answer.

Are you still enthusiastic? You're a smoky man who fell on the flames, right?

"Boys have to be reserved!"

"Boys need to be proactive!"

No matter what Liu Xu said, he had the rhetoric to refute it.

"You say, do you like this little girl?"

Liu Xu is about to run out of options, so he can only find another way to find a reason to suppress Jiang Dudu's restless heart.

Sure enough, Jiang Dudu immediately nodded, like a pug, almost wagging his tail and sticking out his tongue.

"You know, as a boyfriend—"

"It's my husband, I've thought of the child's name!"

As soon as he heard that Liu Xu was talking about her boyfriend, Jiang Dudu was immediately unhappy.

"As a husband, what do you have to do to your daughter-in-law?"

Well, Liu Xu is also out of temper, whatever you say, it's what it is.

"You must be obedient to your daughter-in-law, hand over your salary, and respond to your needs!"

These were all told to him by Jiang Dudu's father, and I think back then, his father relied on these three to abduct his mother home.

"And what did your daughter-in-law just say?"

It just so happened that Liu Xu just wanted to hear him answer.

"Say—"

Jiang Dudu immediately wilted, his daughter-in-law just said that without his summons, he was not allowed to appear!

"Be obedient, think about your dad, if your dad is like you, will your mom follow him?"

Liu Xu followed the temptation and asked him to go to Jiang Gugu to think.

Jiang Gugu's status at home, Jiang Dudu knows, is a strict wife, Liu Meier said one, he didn't dare to say two, let him kneel on the washboard, and intimately add a finger pressure board to the washboard.

If his dad was like him, he would really be disgusted by his mother!

Jiang Dudu suddenly realized, he could only hold back the surging in his heart, and silently squatted in the corner of the wall to draw circles.

Hey, my daughter-in-law has arrived, and I can't accompany her.