Chapter 92: Here's the Cat Poop Coffee You Wanted
As soon as Zhang Kang put away the whistle, the mirror ghost immediately sent a sycophant: "Wow, it's still a big brother!" Thank you, big brother, for saving me again! ”
Zhang Kang glanced at him lazily, and the voice of Steward Yan sounded downstairs: "Please calm down, the coffee is not to taste, we can buy it for you again." ”
Although his voice is still neither humble nor arrogant, anyone can hear it, and he is also on fire at the moment.
"Sister Shanshan, it's a little inappropriate for you to be like this, this is my brother's villa." Han Mengjie was also a little angry.
From the moment he saw them, this Mike looked like he had eyes on the top of his head, and he was very impatient with Duan Shanshan along the way, and his attitude and tone of voice were also very poor, Duan Shanshan was a few years older than her, and he was good to her since she was a child, but this is Zhang Kang's family, and she is still close to Zhang Kang in her heart.
So on the one hand, she hates Mike very much now, and her favorability towards Duan Shanshan has also decreased a little.
Duan Shanshan frowned: "This villa is well decorated, why doesn't there even have a coffee, and what is this he bought?" Mike only drinks cat! ”
"Cat poop is easy to say." Steward Yan said, instructing a servant: "You go to the backyard and shovel some cat feces." ”
As the butler of the former aristocracy, of course he knows very well what cat poop coffee is, but he prefers to be angry with this Mike.
I like cat, okay, I'll shovel it for you, you can't drink it! If you don't drink it, I'll pour it on you!
"It's not that cat! Do you understand? Duan Shanshan was also a little angry, and said impatiently: "Forget it, Xiaojie, I thought we had a good relationship, and I came here with you to sit here, but I didn't expect you to treat guests like this!" Mike, let's go. ”
Saying that, she went to pull Mike's arm, but she didn't expect Mike to throw her to the ground with a backhand, she exclaimed, and her palm accidentally pressed the fragment of the coffee cup on the ground, and the blood flowed out at that time.
Mike didn't even look at her, and muttered something.
"Hey!" Han Mengjie's face changed, and she ran to Duan Shanshan's side and helped her up, "Sister Shanshan, are you okay?" ”
Duan Shanshan pushed her away: "I don't need you to help me." ”
With that, she stood up and walked over to Mike, and comforted him softly, "Okay, we're not here, let's go back." ”
Mike shook her off again, still muttering birdsong.
Han Mengjie was so angry: "You still have a grudge in your head? He's done that to you! ”
"It doesn't matter what he does to me or to you." Duan Shanshan said coldly, "He's my boyfriend, it's you, we're here as guests, look at you!" ”
"You're here as guests, we've taken good care of you, right? Not only after we came here, but from the time we met you, I had to help you get the things he bought? Why is he? ”
"He's a foreigner..."Duan Shanshan just said four words, and Han Mengjie interrupted her: "What's wrong with foreigners?" Are foreigners nobler than us? What bullshit logic! Wake up! He didn't take you seriously at all! I hurt you, and I don't even say I'm sorry! What the hell?! ”
"Xiaojie! You... I don't allow you to scold him! Duan Shanshan said angrily.
"Sister Shanshan, you say that, right? Okay, I won't say anything, my friend doesn't have to do it! ”
Duan Shanshan didn't speak with a cold face, and pulled Mike to leave, but Mike still threw her away and didn't leave.
Steward Yan remained silent, since she was Han Mengjie's friend, she should leave it to Han Mengjie to deal with it herself.
"What the are you doing here?" Han Mengjie asked, "You tell him that no one welcomes him here!" ”
Duan Shanshan's expression was a little strange: "Mike said that he needs an apology, and it must be the owner here who apologizes to him." ”
Han Mengjie was angry: "You tell him, let him eat Xiang!" There's no one here but you who is used to him, get out of here! ”
She's really angry, she's never been so rude before.
However, then something unexpected happened, Mike suddenly slapped Duan Shanshan to the ground viciously, and then picked up the cup on the table and threw it at Han Mengjie.
"Gotta come out and apologize to me!" Mike said angrily.
Han Mengjie didn't expect him to say that he would do it, and he couldn't react at all for a while, and watched the cup quickly smash into his face.
If it really hits this time, Han Mengjie will definitely leave a scar on her face, and she may even be disfigured!
However, at this moment, a gust of wind blew beside Han Mengjie, and she only felt that there was a flower in front of her, and a figure blocked in front of her, and she stretched out her hand lightly and caught the oncoming cup.
Steward Yan gently put the cup on the coffee table, dusted off his clothes, stood up straight, and said with a serious face: "Huaguo is a country of etiquette, and it has always been not about hospitality, but about the pleasure of the guests and hosts, but as a guest, you don't seem to know how to be a guest." ”
Everyone present was stunned!
it! What a speed! It's like the speed of light!
What the hell is this Yan Butler coming from?!
In Zhang Kang's bedroom, Xiao Lian looked at the image in the mirror and frowned.
From this speed alone, Steward Yan's strength definitely surpasses her by a lot!
"Young master!" Shen Ling exclaimed in a low voice.
"Well," Xiao Lian nodded solemnly, "At least the early stage of the master!" ”
At this time, the servant who had gone to the backyard to shovel came back, and he had a shovel in his hand, and there was a lump of cat on the shovel.
"Butler, I've got it, it's fresh, and it's still steaming!" The servant said.
Steward Yan brought a new cup and handed it to him, he understood, put the cat poop in, and then rushed in a cup of hot water and handed it to Steward Yan.
Steward Yan nodded: "But even so, we still have to fulfill the friendship of the landlord, this is your favorite cat, please enjoy." ”
With that, he handed the cup to Mike.
Xiao Lian couldn't help laughing: "Hehe, this old man has some means!" Hey, Zhang Kang, why are you up? ... Hey, why are you going? ”
Zhang Kang silently left the bedroom and walked towards the stairs.
Fresh cat feces, and then rinse with hot water, this tastes ...... Ah, sour!
Mike frowned, almost throwing up.
But he didn't dare to do anything to Steward Yan, the scene just now made him deeply realize that this old man is not simple!
"I refuse!" Mike blushed and said, "You're humiliating me!" ”
Steward Yan shook his head: "No, I respect you." ”
Mike is indignant, respect me so you invite me to eat Xiang?
At this moment, Zhang Kang's figure appeared on the stairs, Steward Yan looked up, and then said: "It seems that as a housekeeper, my face is not enough, so please ask the head of the family to personally invite you to drink." ”
Mike glanced at Zhang Kang, and his heart suddenly relaxed.
Although Zhang Kang is close to 1.8 meters tall, he is still relatively thin compared to Mike, and he still has a lazy nirvana on his face that has just woken up, Mike does not dare to argue with Steward Yan, but in the face of a 'weakling' like Zhang Kang, he will not lack courage.
So he strode over: "You are the master here?" I've come all the way to be a guest, how do you treat me? I need an apology and an explanation! Also, I need that girl to hang out with me tonight as a sincere apology! ”
Duan Shanshan was stunned on the spot.
The girl Mike is talking about is naturally Xiao Lian, and his ugly face has been completely exposed.
However, Zhang Kang just glanced at him lazily: "Do you want to drink?" ”
Mike was stunned for a moment, and was about to speak, when Zhang Kang waved his hand, and a lazy qi instantly invaded Mike's body.
Mike instantly changed to a lazy expression and collapsed on the couch behind him with a grunt.
Zhang Kang looked at Steward Yan, Steward Yan nodded, walked up to Mike, opened his mouth, and poured him a whole cup of cat feces.
Duan Shanshan looked at this scene and was completely stunned!
This... What happened? Why is he like this! Why not resist?! This is Xiang, the real Xiang!
After pouring it, Steward Yan elegantly handed the cup to the servant on the side.
Then, Mike burped.
The system says, "Huh? Shouldn't you be too lazy to fight? ”