Chapter 91: The arrangement is clear
There are only a few things that Zhang Kang hates the most, such as others touching his clothes, others wanting to harm his father and mother, others hindering him from being lazy, and so on.
It can be seen that the people he hates the most are these kinds of people, those who hinder him from being lazy, those who hurt him and those around him, and foreigners.
However, he hates foreigners not because of any historical issues or ethnic plots, but simply because it is really annoying to communicate with these ghosts.
Although his foreign language level has passed the thirty-second level, as a person who doesn't even bother to speak his native language, how can he go to speak a foreign language to the ghost?
In addition, there is another thing, when he was about ten years old, he once went to the beach with Han Jinlong and his family, when they invited Zhang Kang to bake together, Zhang Kang was too lazy to go, lying on the beach chair and lazy, and a few foreign girls came over.
may be because they like Zhengtai more, and Zhang Kang is a 'cute boy' type, and their hearts are rippling in a few times.
muttered around Zhang Kang, and kept pointing to the women's rinse room not far away, which seemed to mean that Zhang Kang wanted to go with them.
To tell the truth, those foreign girls are actually quite good-looking, and the figure of European and American women, without description, everyone understands, and many men stared at them at that time.
But Zhang Kang was not as lazy as he is now, but he was too lazy to look at them, and said directly: "Get out." ”
is smoking, and if you are rejected like this, you should get out of here, however, foreign girls don't understand this 'get out'.
Seeing his angry expression, they thought he was ashamed, so they became even more vigorous, grunting excitedly, and reached out to pull his arm.
He was even more annoyed: "Get out, or I'll beat you up." ”
They were even more excited, so Zhang Kang slapped him.
The foreign woman who was smoked covered her face and screamed, Zhang Kang thought they would get out, but the woman who was smoked showed an expression of eagerness and anticipation, and leaned the other half of her face over.
Verified and verified, it's a shake.
The other women also had excited expressions of 'I didn't expect you to have violent tendencies', and they moved forward more and more, and Zhang Kang was not polite, picking up the big ear scraper and pumping.
It's a pity that he was only ten years old at the time, and he didn't have a system to support him, so his strength was pitiful, and those women didn't feel much pain, but the more they were beaten, the more excited they became.
But the men around me couldn't stand it.
If you just watch a beautiful woman being beaten in front of you, what kind of bloody man is that?
So they rushed over and indignantly accused Zhang Kang:
"Why is this kid so not a thing? Hitting someone at a young age? ”
"And it's a foreign friend!"
"Uneducated!"
"Shame on the country's face! Shame on the country! ”
Zhang Kang is so angry, they came to harass me first! And the beaten didn't say anything, you guys are talking about chicken feathers?!
That is, there was no system at that time, and if there were, one of these people would be counted as one, and all of them would be assimilated into waste!
The matter is getting bigger and bigger, and by the time Han Jinlong and the others found out, it was already a bit unstoppable, and in the end they went to the police station to solve it, and a good trip to the beach was ruined.
Zhang Kang also came to the conclusion that foreigners hate it, and foreigners who can't understand their own Chinese are the most annoying.
At the same time, he also felt that foreigners didn't seem to understand what 'courtesy, righteousness and shame' were, at least he had never heard of a woman from his country daring to hook up with Xiao Zhengtai on the beach in such a big way, and even get beaten up and get up.
He also does not deny that there are people who know how to be polite and quality among foreigners, but he has little knowledge and has never seen them.
And this Mike, apparently not.
Lao Fei said: "It doesn't matter which country he is, he will die in this place." ”
"Then we're going to kill him, okay?" Xiao Lian asked.
Lao Mei said: "This..."
Lao Fei said: "We only care about ghosts, not people." ”
"That's it!" The mirror ghost appeared in the mirror, with a look of eagerness.
The two rangers' faces changed, and they pointed to the mirror ghost and said, "A ghost stranded in the world? ”
The mirror ghost was stunned.
Lao Fei looked at Zhang Kang: "Zhang Kang, this is not good, how can you keep the ghost by your side?" No, we're going to take him away! ”
The mirror ghost immediately disappeared into the mirror in fright.
Lao Mei glared: "You still dare to run?" ”
Xiao Lian said: "You two, can you be accommodating?" ”
"This can't be accommodated, our duty is to bring back the ghosts left in the human world to the underworld." Lao Mei said.
Lao Fei said: "You have to understand and cooperate with our work, think about it, if the ghosts are all stranded in the world and don't go to the underworld, then the world will be chaotic!" ”
"Be generous," Xiao Lian said, "and we'll help you catch a little more ghosts in the future." ”
Lao Fei said: "That's not what I said, we are grateful that you are willing to help, but this does not mean that if you are willing to help, we have to open the back door for you, right?" What's more..."
Zhang Kang suddenly lifted the little yellow duck whistle.
Lao Fei and Lao Mei shut up instantly.
Zhang Kang looked at them, and after they were silent for a few seconds, Lao Fei said, "Ah... This mirror is so beautiful, what just happened? ”
Lao Mei shook her head: "I don't know, why did we suddenly come here?" ”
"Really, we have to go after those guys who ran out, so I won't accompany you first, farewell!"
With that, the two rangers swooped away like their butts were on fire.
Xiao Lian and Shen Ling looked at Zhang Kang blankly, this guy is really ruthless, don't be lazy, but he will really do it if he doesn't say a word!
The two rangers ran away, and Lao Fei's intestines were full of regret: "Why the hell did I give him the little yellow duck at that time, this dog called Zhang Kang!" ”
Lao Mei said angrily: "Just look at his dead fish eyes and know that he is not a good thing, I will say that you can't give him the whistle!" ”
"Alas, it's all giving, and now it's still a hairy use." Lao Fei's face collapsed.
"Forget it, the ghosts under his hands, let's not know." Lao Mei patted him on the shoulder.
Lao Fei was still a little unwilling: "If it weren't for the weird and powerful aura on his body, I wouldn't have given him the whistle to help him at that time." ”
"Well," Lao Mei furrowed her eyebrows, "I don't know why, I always feel that the aura on his body is a bit similar to that guy." ”
", that guy.... It's really too fierce, we can't beat him several times, and he was injured by him, it's really... Fucking! ”
"Damn, of course, I heard that Lord Yama couldn't cure him, and I don't know why he was imprisoned in the underworld in the first place! Isn't that embarrassing for us! ”
"Forget it, this is the above matter, let's not talk about it. But what do you think of the foreign ghost thing that Zhang Kang said. ”
"How else can you look at it, the whistle is in Zhang Kang's hands, why can't you give some face, wait for the foreign ghost to go to hell, talk to the guards and guys, and arrange it for him."