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Chapter 396 Super Piracy (Second Update)

Chapter 396 Super Piracy (Second Update)

Chapter 396 Super Piracy (Second Update)

Author: Evil is good

Updated: 2016090905:07

Word Count: 2695

The Jade Emperor ate appetizers and drank German dark beer, enjoying his face.

"Forehead ......"

This dark beer was very loud, and the Jade Emperor burped regardless of the image.

After drinking the German stout, he opened the Scottish vodka and XO and drank a bottle each.

Just like the Jade Emperor himself said, his alcohol consumption is very good, and this wine will not affect him at all.

After he drank the wine, his face was still as white and red as before, and he didn't look drunk at all.

"Yes, yes, I am happy today, and everyone will be rewarded with 50,000 merits. ”

Hearing that the Jade Emperor had rewarded 50,000 merits, the heavenly soldiers and fairies in the Lingxiao Hall hurriedly thanked them.

The Jade Emperor ate so well just now, they could only watch it but not eat it, and it was a bitter thing in their hearts.

Now that they have tips, their hearts are much more comfortable.

This meal of wine was so refreshing that even the heavenly soldiers and fairies were rewarded, and Ji Yang, who sent the wine, and the Jade Emperor couldn't forget it.

The courtesy is still exchanged, not to mention that he misunderstood the other party just now, and the Jade Emperor's return gift can't be too light.

"Xiaobai, what are you doing now?"

Although the Jade Emperor is the boss of the Heavenly Court, he still has a good temper, otherwise he would not have been bullied so badly by Sun Wukong.

Because of the previous misunderstanding, the Jade Emperor felt guilty about Ji Yang, and when he was looking for Ji Yang, he spoke very politely.

Stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, not to mention that the other party is the Jade Emperor.

In case you say the wrong thing, the other party is unhappy, and you will be hurt by two thunderbolts, and you will be hurt in the end.

"I didn't do anything, I was reading "The Growth Manual of Emotional Whites". ”

He was obviously watching cartoons with Xiaolongnu, but he said that he was watching "The Growth Manual of Emotional Xiaobai", which was enough to lie, but the Jade Emperor didn't know.

Before the Jade Emperor looked for him in Ji Yang, he was reading the "Emotional Xiaobai Growth Manual", and when he heard that Ji Yang was also reading, the Jade Emperor was also interested.

If you have a common topic, you can get closer to each other, as mentioned in the first chapter of the "Emotional Xiaobai Growth Manual".

Learn and use it, and now the Jade Emperor has used it.

"I was looking at it just now, but I found a couple of questions that I wanted to ask you. ”

He just lied casually to deceive the Jade Emperor, and seeing the Jade Emperor say this at this time, Ji Yang's expression was a little unnatural.

But even if he didn't really read this book, Ji Yang was not worried, anyway, the book was by his side, so if it didn't work, he would temporarily cram, and look for it on the spot.

"What a question, let's hear it. ”

"Actually, it's not a problem, but I feel that some of the content in the book doesn't seem to have anything to do with feelings. ”

Seeing the Jade Emperor's words, Ji Yang smiled instead.

The Jade Emperor's EQ is obviously not high, and he even said that the content in the "Emotional Xiaobai Growth Manual" has nothing to do with feelings.

His words aroused Ji Yang's interest, and he wanted to see what content was not an emotional problem.

"Oh, what do you think has nothing to do with feelings, I'll hear it. ”

Ji Yang sent this sentence to the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor quickly replied to Ji Yang.

"There is a paragraph in the book that writes about Guan Gong fighting Qin Qiong, and the fighting process is very exciting, after reading this paragraph, I am ready to find Guan Yu and Qin Qiong, let them really fight, and see if it is as exciting as what is written in the book. ”

"But although this is wonderfully written, it shouldn't have anything to do with the emotional problems between men and women, right?"

Guan Gong Zhan Qin Qiong, I'll rub it, how can there be such content in "Emotional Xiaobai Growth Manual".

Of course, this kind of content has nothing to do with the relationship between men and women, could it be that Guan Gong and Qin Qiong came to feel after a fight, and then ......

"What am I thinking, how is this possible. ”

Ji Yang himself despised his idea of being so dirty.

Whether it is Guan Gong or Qin Qiong, they are very representative cattle people of their respective dynasties, and there are many admirers of the two.

Guan Gong was a general in the Three Kingdoms period, and Qin Qiong was a general in the late Sui and early Tang dynasties, and the two were separated by hundreds of years.

Unless it is a battle between the two after becoming a god, it is definitely impossible in the mortal world, isn't this nonsense.

"This really has nothing to do with the relationship between men and women. ”

Ji Yang had to admit that what the Jade Emperor said this time made sense.

Seeing that Ji Yang agreed with his words, the Jade Emperor found another paragraph and asked Ji Yang.

In the "Emotional Little White Growth Manual", there are not only text content, but also some comics.

What the Jade Emperor is looking for this time is a comic content.

"This gray wolf catches the Pleasant Goat, a wolf demon and a sheep demon, the wolf demon not only can't catch the sheep demon, but also is so miserable by the sheep demon, this is wrong. ”

"Although both are demons, if they have the same cultivation age, the sheep demon is definitely not the opponent of the wolf demon. ”

"Does this comic book have anything to do with feelings?"

When Ji Yang saw the Jade Emperor's words, his face turned dark, and his eyes unconsciously glanced at the TV.

"Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat, slow goat, soft cotton, red taro, gray wolf, don't look at me as just a sheep......"

Ji Yang accompanied Xiaolongnu to see the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf.

Listening to the theme song on the TV and looking at the words of the Jade Emperor, the wolf demon and the sheep demon that the Jade Emperor said are clearly the gray wolf and the pleasant goat.

"Does the "Emotional Xiaobai Growth Manual" talk about these things, didn't I read it when I read it in Linhai Book City?"

The Jade Emperor's words made Ji Yang feel strange in his heart, and he didn't care what the Jade Emperor continued to say.

Ji Yang directly took the "Emotional Xiaobai Growth Manual", and he had a bad feeling in his heart.

Flipping through the book, the content in front is exactly the same as what Ji Yang read in Linhai Book City.

It's just that when he was flipping through the book, Ji Yang's face had become ugly.

Although the content of this book is the same, the printed words are very vague, and the paper is very poor, which is clearly a pirated book.

When he flipped through the contents, Ji Yang's face was gloomy and terrifying.

His face was even more gloomy than Linhai, which was shrouded in dark clouds during the Tianlei assessment.

"Nima, I've been cheated, this is piracy at all. ”

"And the piracy is so bad, even the content is not right, some of the content in it is clearly, why didn't I check it before. ”

Ji Yang flipped through it, not only did he see the cartoons of Guan Gong fighting Qin Qiong and Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.

He also saw the cartoons of the bear infestation, and also saw the story that Yin Zhiping and Xiaolongnu had to tell, as well as some chapters on the Internet......

Seeing this, Ji Yang was dumbfounded.

He knew that he had bought a pirated book this time, and it was still the kind of pirated bad book that could no longer be pirated.

Online shopping is risky, there are many types of online goods, and the prices are low, but it is the hardest hit area of fakes.

One is unlucky and buys a fake.

So knowing that online shopping is very popular, Ji Yang never buys things online.

Buying books online was Ji Yang's first online purchase, but he didn't expect to buy pirated copies.

What's more, he bought these books to sell them to Heaven and Earth.

Thinking of this, Ji Yang hurriedly opened his WeChat store.

Fortunately, the sales of the books on the shelves this time were not as fast as before, and there were still more than 100 copies left to sell at this time.

Ji Yang hurriedly removed these books from the shelves to prevent worse effects.

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