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Chapter 395 Almost Paid for the Jade Emperor's Mistake (One Update)

Chapter 395 Almost Paid for the Jade Emperor's Mistake (One Update)

Chapter 395 Almost Paid for the Jade Emperor's Mistake (One Update)

Author: Evil is good

Updated: 2016090905:07

Word Count: 2637

The Jade Emperor was angry, and the unlucky one must be Ji Yang, who sent German dark beer.

Because it's not a German stout, it won't happen in front of you.

"Xiaobai, you are so bold, you dare to deceive me, I will punish you with a grade of heavenly thunder. ”

Ji Yang was happy because he was thanking the Jade Emperor for his reward, and he got on the line with the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor sent this WeChat message, and Ji Yang was directly dumbfounded.

What's the matter with this Jade Emperor, his wine will not be so bad, is it because he drank his own wine, drank himself too much, and now he is crazy with himself.

Wine is character, to be able to be the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor's character is leveraged, why is the wine so bad after drinking?

"I knew that the Jade Emperor's wine was so poor, and the wine was like this, so I couldn't give him wine if I said anything. ”

Ji Yang was bitter in his heart, it was not that he didn't want to say it, but he had nowhere to say it.

If the Jade Emperor used the heavenly thunder to split himself because of drunkenness, he would be too much of a loss.

The power of the seven-rank heavenly thunder has already made Ji Yang unbearable, although his immortal position has now reached the seventh grade, and the seven-rank heavenly thunder will no longer have any pain if he splits it again.

But the Jade Emperor said that he would use a product of heavenly thunder to split Ji Yang.

Level 1 and level 7, the gap between this is still counted, a first-grade heavenly thunder slashed on Ji Yang's body, and Ji Yang will say goodbye to this world in an instant.

And he must have been chopped to ashes, and there will not be even a bit of scum left.

"Jade Emperor, are you drunk, there is no hangover medicine in Heavenly Court, you should take some hangover medicine and then take a rest. ”

It doesn't matter if the Jade Emperor is drunk, what matters is his own life.

Ji Yang didn't want to let himself, the pillar of the new society, die unjustly because of the Jade Emperor's drunkenness, and there was no place to reason if he died.

"Xiaobai, you are so bold, you still dare to lie to me, I don't know what hangover medicine is. ”

"My wine is very good, how can a few bottles of mortal wine make me drunk. ”

"You still refuse to admit your mistake, do you really think that I can't do anything about you in the mortal world, have you forgotten that Tai Bai Xing went to the mortal world to give you a mobile phone?"

The Jade Emperor's words seem to be very orderly, and this is not something that a drunk person can say.

Under the control of the laws of the Three Realms, it is true that people from heaven and earth cannot come to the mortal world casually.

But the last time Tai Bai Xing was able to come to the mortal world, there must be some way for the immortals to come to the mortal world.

But I'm afraid the price is not small, otherwise the immortals of Heavenly Court would have come to the mortal world with nothing to do.

The Jade Emperor was not drunk, and now he also mentioned Tai Bai Xing.

How angry he is, ready to send immortals to the mortal world to deal with him at any cost.

Ji Yang was really confused, didn't he just give you some wine, if you don't thank you, forget it, you have to clean yourself up.

Ji Yang was unhappy in his heart, and he couldn't give the wrong gift.

He didn't care whether the other party was the Jade Emperor or not, and sent WeChat to the other party very unceremoniously.

"You Jade Emperor, if you are the boss of the heavenly court, you can send thunder to the sky at will, I gave the wrong gift for you, don't you want to return the things to me." ”

"I'm not at fault, why do you want to use the thunder to slash me, they all say that the Jade Emperor is fair, and I don't think that's it. ”

"Hmph, I'm not convinced, okay, then I'll tell you, didn't you say that you can drink beer when you open the can, why as soon as the can is opened, black water foaming from it sprays out. ”

"This black water sprayed the fairy beside me, you are not here to thank me for the reward, I think you are here to harm me. ”

The words of the Jade Emperor made Ji Yang think of a sentence, that is, there are always Diao people who want to harm me.

The color of dark beer is different from the color of ordinary yellow beer, and the Jade Emperor does not know this.

Because of the sudden squirting of dark beer, he wouldn't even study whether it was beer or not, and directly regarded it as black water foaming at the white surface.

When he opened the can, he sprayed wine, Ji Yang frowned, and asked directly.

"Did you shake the can when you opened it?"

"Shake it. ”

Hearing the Jade Emperor say that he had shaken, Ji Yang also figured it out.

There is no problem with the German dark beer sent by himself, and this disaster is caused by the Jade Emperor himself.

He wanted to drop a grade of heavenly thunder, and the heavenly thunder should also split him, and Ji Yang almost paid for the mistake of the Jade Emperor.

There is carbon dioxide dissolved in the beer, and the Jade Emperor shakes the can before opening the beer, which causes the carbon dioxide molecules in the beer to collide and gather together, and the bubbles become more numerous.

The cans are sealed, and these bubbles can't come out, but as soon as the rivets are pulled open, these bubbles are released instantly, and they naturally spray.

Ji Yang is angry and helpless, it's terrible to be uneducated, and the Jade Emperor who doesn't understand the common sense of the mortal world is even more terrifying, and if he is not good, he will easily lose his life.

Accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger, this is really true, it is even more terrifying to accompany the Jade Emperor, it is simply stepping on one foot in the ghost gate.

"It's better not to find the Jade Emperor in the future, and I don't know how I disappeared from the earth one day. ”

originally thought that it was a good thing to take the line of the Jade Emperor, but now I found that it turned out to be a disaster.

Ji Yang felt that he still had to provoke the other party less delicately, otherwise if he really gave himself a first-grade heavenly thunder one day, he would be finished.

After the matter was clarified, Ji Yang told the Jade Emperor the reason.

The Jade Emperor, who had an angry face, heard Ji Yang's explanation, and the anger on his face turned into embarrassment.

Messing around, it turned out that he had made a big oolong.

Just now, he deceived himself with a mouthful of Ji Yang, and almost punished Ji Yang with a product of heavenly thunder.

Thinking of what he had just said, the Jade Emperor's face couldn't be more red.

"Wasted a German stout, hey......"

Looking at the can of German dark beer that was thrown away by himself because he was angry, the Jade Emperor's heart hurt.

He picked up a can of German dark beer again, and listened to Ji Yang's words just now, this time he was very careful.

In that way, like how fragile a German stout is, you can break it if you hold it hard.

Carefully holding the German stout, the Jade Emperor opened the pull tab on the can.

When the Jade Emperor was pulling the can, the fairy who had just used fairy power to make her clothes dry quickly hid aside, she was afraid that she would be sprayed by the Jade Emperor again.

She is a fairy, and when she thought of the appearance of being sprayed by the Jade Emperor just now, her face turned red with shame.

With Ji Yang's reminder, this time the German dark beer will naturally not be sprayed.

Looking at the German dark beer in the can, which is a little different from the beer brewed by Du Kang, the color looks a little medicated, but it is much clearer.

A layer of white foam floats on top of the black, transparent liquid.

The Jade Emperor put the dark beer under his nose and smelled it, the taste of the dark beer smelled a little strange, but he couldn't understand what it was.

"Knock ......"

I can't smell anything anymore, so let's drink it directly.

The Jade Emperor gulped down his beer, and everyone else in the Lingxiao Hall was staring at the Jade Emperor, waiting for him to express his opinion.

"Ah...... Refreshing...... Bring me some food and drink, and I will eat. ”

The taste of this German dark beer is a little bitter, which is very different from the taste of the beer brewed by Du Kang, but the taste of drinking has its own merits, and the Jade Emperor is very refreshing.

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