The deceased is like a husband, reluctant to give up day and night,

We are like women, and husbands sing with women.

Fast forward and another week passed.

Zhang Kang's lazy value has exceeded 400.

Looking at the lazy qi value, Zhang Kang asked a question that he had always been curious about: "You have also followed other hosts before, since you don't have to do anything, you can improve your level more and more by lying lazy, so what happened to those hosts before?" ”

The system was silent for a while, and then said, "Without exception, all of them died." ”

"Why?" Zhang Kang frowned slightly.

"I often say that laziness is an attitude, not something to be shown to anyone, let alone to me." The system says, "Some hosts deliberately pretend to be lazy in order to please me, and such hosts will be killed if they are discovered." ”

"There are also hosts who are attracted to other things on this path of no return to laziness, and eventually cannot hold on and take the initiative to disengage, the system respects the host's choice, but will also deprive it of all its abilities and make it turn back into mortals."

"The last hosts are indeed lazy at the beginning, and some are even lazier than you, but there are many scenery on the road of life, and there will be scenery that attracts you, maybe it is money, power or beautiful women← who force themselves not to be attracted by those things, but the twisted melon is not sweet, and over time, the depressed heart will eventually become distorted, and they will go crazy and fall into madness."

"Or as I said before, if you do something wrong, but you don't bother to communicate with others, if you don't say it, you will keep it in your heart, and eventually become a demon."

"In order to prevent this host from doing evil, I can only destroy it humanely."

Zhang Kang said: "Sure enough, everything has advantages and disadvantages, with you by your side, you can indeed improve your strength without cultivating, but you are also very gripping." ”

"You are different from others," the system says, "in you, laziness is so natural, maybe in the future, you can be lazy." ”

"Too lazy to prove." Zhang Kang said.

"Hint: Don't even bother to get a certificate? You really can't approve the calf, the cow is broken! Gain 10 lazy points. ”

After these days of getting along, Zhang Kang slowly found that the service quality of one person and two ghosts plummeted.

They are not as diligent as before, but inexplicably getting lazier and lazier.

The most intuitive embodiment is that Han Mengjie no longer pesters him to play with him when she has nothing to do as before, nor does she beat his back and pinch his shoulders at every turn like before.

Now Han Mengjie, if she has nothing to do, she is lying side by side on the sofa with Zhang Kang, staring at the ceiling with a deadly expression.

Jing Ghost and Cheng Lu are slightly better, but their spirits are far less than before.

In the past, the mirror ghost was full of energy, and it was often like: "Big brother, please drink water!" Big brother, please wash your feet! Big brother please pee! ”

Look at the present: "Big brother... Please drink water... Eldest brother... Please wash your feet... Eldest brother... Please go to the toilet by yourself..."

Cheng Lu, who is specifically responsible for cooking, has also changed from six dishes and one soup or even eight dishes and one soup at every turn to two dishes, one soup or even one soup now.

Until one day, Xiao Lian pushed open the door and walked in: "Hello, you see I will bring it to you..."

The scene in front of her made her smile freeze on her face.

The two of them slumped on the sofa in unison, with a deadly expression, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"This phenomenon is called 'Zhang Kanghua' in medicine." The system says.

"Don't talk nonsense, talk about it, how to solve it." Zhang Kangxin said, "Now they are too lazy to serve me." ”

"Installing a new air conditioner will solve the problem." The system says.

"What's that?"

"The weather is too hot, in order to maintain your positive temperature, lazy qi will automatically speed up the circulation in your body, so it will become much more active than before, and if it is active, it will form an automatic release state."

"This person and two ghosts are under the same roof with you every day, plus the laziness will get cold in order to adjust your body temperature, so Han Mengjie will involuntarily get close to you, she is the most affected, although the other two ghosts are less affected, but the laziness released will eventually gradually affect them, and they will gradually become Kanghua."

"This kind of assimilation does not belong to assimilation, so it does not consume laziness, and there is no problem at all in a short time, but after a long time, it will also cause the same consequences as assimilation."

Zhang Kang realized the seriousness of the matter.

Assimilated them, so what was it? Who will serve me in the future?!

So he stood up: "Change the air conditioner." "The old air conditioner has not been used for a long time, it has long been scrapped, and it must be replaced with a new one.

"It's cool to get close to you, no need to pretend..."Han Mengjie said lazily.

Zhang Kang picked up his mobile phone and dialed the phone.

The banknote capacity is extraordinary, and in the afternoon of the same day, the new air conditioner was installed.

After turning on the air conditioner, Zhang Kang deliberately controlled his laziness again, plus they were only early symptoms, so fortunately, they quickly returned to normal.

"Fortunately, I found it early." Zhang Kangxin said, "Fortunately, I didn't bother to care." ”

"That's right, 'Zhang Kanghua' is a very serious disease that must be detected and treated early." The system says.

"You should have warned me sooner."

"You didn't ask, don't bother to remind."

A few days after life got back on track, Zhang Kang noticed that something was wrong.

The mirror ghost suddenly became very abnormal.

Normally, he chattered all day long, and everyone was used to his words, but in the past few days, he suddenly became silent.

Zhang Kang found that he no longer appeared in other mirrors, but liked to sit alone in his ontological mirror, staring in an unknown direction in a daze, sometimes sitting all day, motionless, without saying a word.

Zhang Kang was a little envious of him, and he didn't even need to go to the toilet for a day.

Cheng Lu and Han Mengjie both came to Zhang Kang: "The mirror ghost is so strange." ”

Even Zhang Lingqi took the initiative to find Zhang Kang: "Can you help me ask what's going on?" ”

It seems that she cares a lot about the mirror ghost.

Zhang Kang was a little speechless: "Don't bother to ask." "Just ask for yourself.

"Don't, I can only rely on you, we ask him and he ignores it." Han Mengjie said.

"Yes, yes," Cheng Lu said, "The resentment on Grandpa Mirror Ghost has suddenly become a lot heavier these days. ”

"Grandpa?" Zhang Kang raised his eyebrows.

"Yes, he's been sucked into the mirror for decades, so of course he can be my grandfather in terms of age." Cheng Lu said innocently.

Zhang Kang is a little unhappy, you call me big brother, but you call him grandpa? What the?

Since everyone asked for it, Zhang Kang rolled his eyes and asked, "Hey, what's wrong?" ”

The mirror ghost reacted: "Big brother, I'm fine, these days every year, I can't help but think... Back then, it was also at this time..."

Speaking of this, the resentment on the mirror ghost suddenly skyrocketed, and a blood-red light was projected in his eyes: "It's all because of him!" ”