Lao Fei took out a yellow soft thing and handed it to Zhang Kang: "You can use this to contact us in the future." ”

Zhang Kang took it and watched it for a long time.

Xiao Lian's face was strange for a long time, and finally she couldn't help it, and complained: "Damn! Are you serious about giving a little yellow duck? God absorbs rubber ducks! ”

"Hey~ Don't underestimate this thing, as long as you pinch it, it will whistle, and although you humans can't hear the sound, we can hear it." Lao Mei said.

"And it's so loud that we can hear it as long as it's in the area," Lao Fei said, "and if there are no special circumstances, we'll arrive immediately." ”

Zhang Kang looked at the little yellow duck in his hand, then at them, and they nodded at Zhang Kang.

Zhang Kang squeezed hard.

A strong sound wave spread out around the little yellow duck, because the frequencies were different, so Zhang Kang and Xiao Lian could only see the little yellow duck being pinched flat, but they didn't hear the sound.

However, Lao Fei and Lao Mei covered their ears violently, with a painful expression: "Rub!" Don't pinch! We're going to be deaf! ”

"This thing is loud! It's so close, don't pinch it! Yes! My ears! ”

"Don't ~ don't pinch ~ don't!"

Zhang Kang let go of his hand, Lao Fei dragged Lao Mei and fled quickly, Lao Mei was still covering her ears: "Don't~Ah~ Don't pinch anymore~ I'm going to be deaf!" ”

"Damn! Let's go first! Damn Zhang Kang, you remember it for me! The figures of the two quickly disappeared at the end of the road, and Lao Fei's voice came from afar.

Xiao Lian looked at Zhang Kang with a very strange gaze.

This guy is so scary, he does it himself!

......

The long-awaited summer vacation has finally arrived.

The heavenly life officially begins.

Xiao Lian didn't know how much money she spent, so she bought the room opposite the door, and ran to Zhang Kang's side to visit the door after having nothing to do, and every time she came, she would bring a lot of good things.

For example, all kinds of bizarre but flavorful chicken stick specialty snacks, Han Mengjie simply can't put it down; She can even take out some medicinal treasures that are very good for ghosts, so that Cheng Lu and the mirror ghost will have their eyes lit up when they see her now.

And she also has a bewitching charm that ordinary people can't resist at all, and she used this weird charm to make the landlord, commissary owner, and security guard completely lose their resistance to her.

So after getting along these days, except for Zhang Kang, the relationship between other ghosts and Xiao Lian can already be regarded as old iron.

Even Xiao Lian and Zhang Kang brushed their anger and coquettish, and Han Mengjie would not be jealous.

Every time he saw the two of them giggling happily, Zhang Kang couldn't help but think, who is this?

After staying at home for more than a week, Zhang Kang suddenly heard the system's prompt: "Get 5 points of lazy energy, and the current lazy value is 330 points, congratulations on the improvement of the host level, the current level: the middle stage of the strong." ”

"I'm lazy at home all day, and I don't even need to cultivate, I can be promoted to the middle stage of the powerhouse, isn't it comfortable?" The system asks.

"Comfortable, wife." Zhang Kang said.

"Shouldn't you be too lazy to be comfortable?" The system says, "Also, fuck off, I'm my husband." ”

"Too lazy to be comfortable."

“...... This laziness doesn't count, and you don't get lazy points. ”

......

Morning.

After Zhang Kang woke up, he saw Han Mengjie and Xiao Lian sitting in front of the bed, looking at him with a longing expression.

"What?" Zhang Kang asked.

"I've been at home for a long time," Han Mengjie said with a look of anticipation and eagerness, "Brother, I want to go out and play!" ”

"Go." Zhang Kang said.

With the personal protection of the mirror ghost and Cheng Lu, Zhang Kang does not need her safety at all.

"I want my brother to hang out with me." Han Mengjie pouted, hugged Zhang Kang's arm and shook it vigorously: "Okay, okay, let's go out and have fun together!" ”

Xiao Lian on the side also looked forward to it: "I have never walked around the world." ”

Zhang Kang ignored Xiao Lian and thought for a while, Han Mengjie served him well during this time, and the relationship between the two was also here, although he was too lazy to go out, it was still acceptable to go out for a walk with her occasionally, so he nodded.

Han Mengjie immediately cheered: "Yay! That's great! Brother is the best! ”

When she came to the bathroom, Han Mengjie moved a chair: "Lie down, I'll give it to you..."

Zhang Kang slumped on the chair, and Han Mengjie turned on the faucet to wash Zhang Kang's hair and face.

"Sister Xiao is here to help." Han Mengjie said.

Xiao Lian was disdainful: "Cut, how could I give it to him..."

The dead fish eyes came into view.

A few minutes later, Xiao Lian carefully helped Zhang Kang flush off the foam: "Wash it, how about it, my craftsmanship is good, right?" ”

"The eldest lady has successfully transformed into a shampooing girl." The mirror ghost said.

......

A man and two women walked on the street, and countless male passers-by cast envious, jealous and hateful glances at Zhang Kang.

Han Mengjie is pure and lovely, delicate and soft; Xiao Lian is enchanting and hot, and her body is explosive......

Damn, why don't I have this blessing?!

"It's so hot!" Han Mengjie was already sweating hot, and she fanned the wind with her hand weakly, "Aren't you hot?" ”

Zhang Kang's face was expressionless, and he didn't sweat a drop.

Lazy and fearless,

Bitter cold and heat? Let's play!

Xiao Lian is also a capable person, and she is not afraid of heat.

Cheng Lu and the mirror ghost said helplessly: "The sun is too fierce, we don't dare to release yin energy." ”

Han Mengjie wiped her sweat, and suddenly her eyes lit up: "There is a cold drink shop in front!" Wow, let's get over there! ”

Xiao Lian looked up at the store logo, her eyebrows furrowed slightly: "Tirami He? ”

"That's crisp." The mirror ghost said.

After entering the store and ordering a cold drink, the three of them sat down, and Han Mengjie enjoyed it excitedly, but soon her eyes were attracted by Xiao Lian.

Xiao Lian pulled the ice cream in her hand, lifted it hard, and then pulled it hard.

The rest of the store also cast strange glances at her.

"Sister Xiao, what are you doing here?"

"I'm pulling it." Xiao Lian said seriously.

The crowd was silent.

It seems that she is really a person who has never been in the world.

Out of the store, the mirror ghost said: "Miss, I am convinced of your strength, but about the world, you are really..."

"Well," Xiao Lian nodded seriously, "I'll learn these things from the world." ”

The mirror ghost said: "You must not only study hard, but also exert the spirit of 'digging the wall and stealing the light'. ”

"Stealing light from the wall?" Xiao Lian frowned.

"That is to say, in ancient times, a person, in order to study hard, dug a hole in the wall and put the neighbor's..."

"Needless to say! I get it! Xiao Lian patted her chest, and her chest trembled.

The next morning, a police car suddenly came downstairs at their house, and there were many onlookers around.

Han Mengjie was very curious about what was going on, so she went down to ask, and when she came back, she looked surprised: "It's so weird, the family in the unit next door, that is, Sister Xiao, next door to your house, all the things in the house were stolen overnight last night!" Not even a light bulb is fine! ”

"Yes," Xiao Lian said, "I stole it." ”

Han Mengjie looked confused, and the two ghosts also looked at her blankly.

"Why do you think of me like that?" Xiao Lian asked strangely.

"You... You... Miss, isn't it, why do you want to steal things with your identity? The mirror ghost asked with a shocked expression.

"Hey, didn't you say that yesterday? Dig into the wall to steal the light, make a hole in the wall, and steal all the neighbor's things, that's what you said! Xiao Lian argued.

The crowd was silent again.

"Then restore the wall to its original state and erase the memories of the neighbors." Xiao Lian continued.

Mirror ghost inside: "me! When! Said this! ”

Seemingly...... She's really a deep well of ice.

I don't even understand the meaning of 'digging a wall and stealing light', how did you escape the nine-year compulsory education?!