Chapter 773: Popularize what is Sanwei to Fairy Chang'e
Seeing Shao Yitian's bewildered expression, Chang'e said, "Shao Yitian, since you don't dare to take out your heart, then return what you have in your hand to me!"
Shao Yitian played the scoundrel and said, "Fairy Chang'e, what does my heart have to do with your belly pocket?"
"You ......" Fairy Chang'e was so angry that she couldn't speak!
Shao Yitian continued: "Fairy Chang'e, what I told you is true, if you wear this thing for a long time, it will make Fairy Chang'e sag. So, this thing can only be worn at night, and during the day I recommend that you still wear the kind of intimate clothing I introduced to you. Don't worry, if you need Chang'e Fairy, I can buy it for Chang'e Fairy for free. ”
"Well, as for the freight, for today's sake, I can also waive it, what do you think, Fairy Chang'e?"
Fairy Chang'e didn't believe Shao Yitian's nonsense, and said, "Shao Yitian, I don't need it, hurry up and return my things to me!"
Oops! Brother took the initiative to buy something for you, you don't want it yet, it's the other way around!
"Fairy Chang'e, if you don't want it, then I won't give you this belly pocket!" Shao Yitian played a scoundrel, which made Fairy Chang'e angry.
In order to regain her belly pocket, Fairy Chang'e chose to compromise and said to Shao Yitian: "Shao Yitian, you are ruthless, I promise you!"
Shao Yitian said helplessly: "Fairy Chang'e, don't look like you've suffered a big loss, in fact, it's me who really suffers, I'll help you buy intimate clothes, not only do I have to spend money, but I also have to bring it up for you from the mortal world." And, more importantly, for the sake of your beautiful body, but you still don't appreciate it!"
"Alas, Fairy Chang'e, you may not believe me now, but when you put on the underwear I bought for you, you will completely believe my words, and then you will understand that I am a really good person!"
Chang'e scoffed at Shao Yitian's boastful words, so she wouldn't believe Shao Yitian, a villain!
"I've agreed to your request, so you can give me back my things, right?" said Fairy Chang'e.
Shao Yitian shook his head, and when Fairy Chang'e saw this, she said angrily: "Shao Yitian, you are a scoundrel!"
Shao Yitian said: "No, no, no, Fairy Chang'e, you misunderstood me, I didn't play a scoundrel! You can ask me to help you buy underwear, but I don't know what your measurements are?"
Fairy Chang'e asked with a puzzled expression, "What's the circumference?"
Fairy Chang'e doesn't even know this, it seems that she has to popularize this knowledge for Fairy Chang'e.
At the same time, it can also be seen that although all the spells on this heavenly court are superb, there is still a certain gap between them and the earth in terms of knowledge.
Fortunately, Heavenly Court now has its own temporary worker, which will definitely bring Heavenly Court and mortal knowledge closer together!
"Fairy Chang'e, these three measurements refer to the combined name of the bust, waist, and hips of the human body. This curvy beauty is an important symbol to measure the beauty of the female body, and the 'three measurements' of the human body are the core factors that constitute the curvaceous beauty. ”
"Just like Fairy Chang'e, the curve of your body is very beautiful now, in an S shape!" Speaking of this, Shao Yitian was afraid that Fairy Chang'e would not understand, so he wrote a big S in the air with his hand!
When Fairy Chang'e heard Shao Yitian's explanation, her originally flushed face turned even redder, as if she had been burned by fire.
"Rogue, scoundrel!" Fairy Chang'e scolded!
Shao Yitian hurriedly defended himself: "Fairy Chang'e, you really misunderstood me, in our mortal world, this is very popular knowledge, I saw Fairy Chang'e and you don't understand, so I just popularized it for you, you can't misunderstand my kindness!"
"I don't want your kindness!" said Fairy Chang'e.
Chang'e suddenly found that although she was angry on the surface, she was not really angry in her heart, if it was in normal times, if any man dared to talk to him like this, he would have been beaten out by himself!
But now, Shao Yitian, a villain, said this to himself, and he only talked about it, but did not actually take action.
"Are you really interested in this villain?" Fairy Chang'e thought like this, and couldn't help but glance at Shao Yitian.
"Well, although this villain is very bad, it looks very eye-catching, especially when this villain laughs, as if he has hooked his heart!" Chang'e thought like this, and her heart suddenly jumped like a deer.
Seeing Fairy Chang'e with her head down and not knowing what she was thinking, Shao Yitian thought that Fairy Chang'e was thinking about whether to help her measure her measurements.
Strike while the iron is hot, Shao Yitian decided to add another fire and let Fairy Chang'e make the decision!
"Fairy Chang'e, everyone is an adult, don't be shy, stand up, let me measure your measurements!" Shao Yitian said with a smile.
When Fairy Chang'e heard this, she was so angry that she splashed the water in the bath bucket on Shao Yitian again!
Shao Yitian's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly picked up Fairy Chang'e's belly pocket to block it in front of him, and with a snap, the water splashed by Fairy Chang'e basically hit his belly pocket.
Seeing that her belly pocket was wet, Fairy Chang'e was so angry that she stood up directly, and then stepped out of the bath bucket with her legs, and she was about to fight with Shao Yitian.
Shao Yitian couldn't even care about escaping, because the scenery in front of him was too charming!
After Fairy Chang'e took two steps, she found that Shao Yitian was motionless, and she suddenly felt abnormal, and Fairy Chang'e suddenly felt cold on her body.
At this moment, Chang'e finally knew the reason why Shao Yitian was motionless!
"Ah......h
"Shao Yitian, you villain, hurry up and close your eyes!" Chang'e was so ashamed that her face was like fire, and she sat in the bathtub with her back to Shao Yitian.
"It's a pity!" Shao Yitian muttered to himself.
"Master, what's wrong with you?" At this moment, the Jade Rabbit pushed the door in, and it was too late for Shao Yitian to hide!
"Ah...... Shao Xianyou, why are you here?" As soon as Yutu walked over, he was surprised to find that Shao Yitian was also in the room.
was caught by the jade rabbit to see a current, and Fairy Chang'e couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Shao Yitian said to the Jade Rabbit like a nobody: "I just passed by here, and I heard the cry of Fairy Chang'e, and I was afraid that something would happen to Fairy Chang'e, so I ran in!"
Yutu didn't react at first, and believed Shao Yitian's words, but the next second, Yutu felt that something was wrong, and when he heard the master's voice, he ran in from the door for the first time, and when he ran in, the door was clearly closed.
"Shao Xianyou, isn't it, the door was clearly closed when I came in?" asked Yutu.
Shao Yitian didn't expect Jade Rabbit's mind to be so detailed, and immediately found the loophole in his words, smiled and said: "Jade Rabbit, you don't know anything about this, I heard Fairy Chang'e's scream, and I was afraid that she would be in danger, so I used my magic power to enter the house, and I didn't enter through the door at all!"