Chapter 774: Contradictory Chang'e
Yutu then asked, "Shao Xianyou, why are you soaking wet?"
Faced with this question of Jade Rabbit, Shao Yitian said: "Sister Jade Rabbit, you don't care about these details, what you have to care about now is whether your master is okay." ”
"You see, your master is now naked in the tub, and as a man I am embarrassed to go up and check it, the so-called men and women do not kiss. Shao Yitian pretended to say.
Fairy Chang'e in the bathtub heard Shao Yitian's shameless words, and couldn't help but scold: "You villain still know what it means to be a man and a woman not to kiss, so what did you do to yourself just now?"
Yutu was reminded by Shao Yitian like this, and then he remembered Chang'e in the bath barrel, and immediately walked to the edge of the bath barrel and asked with concern: "Master, are you okay?"
Fairy Chang'e shook her head and said, "I'm fine, you don't have to worry!"
Shao Yitian couldn't stay here anymore, so he said: "Fairy Chang'e, Sister Jade Rabbit, if there is nothing to do, I will leave first, I am very busy now." ”
Fairy Chang'e wishes that Shao Yitian, the villain, would get out of here quickly, Chang'e is unlucky today, and her body has been seen by the villain Shao Yitian, if this matter is spread, how will she be.
"Shao Xianyou go slowly!" Yutu said with a smile, as for Chang'e, I wish Shao Yitian would get out of here quickly, so angry that he couldn't even make a sound!
When he walked to the door, Shao Yitian suddenly stopped, turned around and said to Fairy Chang'e: "By the way, Fairy Chang'e, what I just told you, I will buy it for you as soon as possible, although I don't know what Fairy Chang'e's measurements are, but I roughly estimated that Fairy Chang'e, your measurements must be the golden ratio." ”
After speaking, Shao Yitian didn't wait for Chang'e to say anything, and immediately fled.
Fairy Chang'e was so angry that she directly slapped the water in the bath bucket with her hand, and the water splashed suddenly.
The Jade Rabbit on the side didn't understand what was going on and why his master was angry.
Finally, after seeing the anger on Chang'e's face dissipate a little, Yutu cautiously asked, "Master, what is the three measurements that Shao Xianyou said?"
As soon as Fairy Chang'e heard the word Sanwei, she remembered Shao Yitian's explanation, and then involuntarily remembered the scene of herself standing naked in front of Shao Yitian in her mind.
"Why are you asking so much?" said Fairy Chang'e, glaring at the Jade Rabbit.
Yutu was very aggrieved, didn't he just ask a question, why was the master so angry, what happened to the master today, how did he get angry for no reason, and he was angry with himself twice.
Yutu comforted himself in his heart, although the baby was bitter, but the baby did not say.
Chang'e also found out that she was wrong, and she shouldn't lose her temper with Yutu, who got along with her day and night, so she apologized to Yutu. When Jade Rabbit saw his master apologizing to himself, he immediately showed an innocent smile.
"Xiaoyu, bring me my clothes!" Fairy Chang'e walked out of the bathtub, her head lowered involuntarily, looking at her body, seeing her towering peaks, and the mysterious area of grass below, Chang'e's brain couldn't help but think of Shao Yitian again.
"Master, clothes!" Yutu first handed over the belly pocket of Fairy Chang'e, and when Fairy Chang'e saw the belly pocket in Fairy Yutu's hand, her face immediately changed, remembering that this thing had been touched by that villain of Shao Yitian just now.
"I don't wear this, take this thing and wash it, wash it for me ten times!" Chang'e said, pointing to the belly pocket on Yutu's hand.
The jade rabbit doesn't know why, what's wrong with the master? This belly pocket is clean, why do you have to wash it?
However, Jade Rabbit didn't dare to disobey his master's words, so he had to nod and say yes.
"Wait!" Just as Jade Rabbit was about to take his belly pocket and wash it ten times, Fairy Chang'e spoke again.
Yutu stopped, looked back at Chang'e and asked, "Master, is there anything else?"
Chang'e pointed to the belly pocket in Yutu's hand and said, "That...... Don't wash that thing, give it to me!"
Well, Yutu is even more confused, is the master having a fever today, just now he said to let himself wash his belly pocket ten times, and now he says not to wash it, what's wrong with the master?
The Jade Rabbit walked back and handed the belly pocket in his hand to the hand of Fairy Chang'e, and at the moment when the belly pocket was turned out, Fairy Chang'e's heart suddenly jumped up, and her face turned red.
Fairy Chang'e didn't know why, as soon as she remembered that her belly pocket had been touched and smelled by Shao Yitian's villain, her face felt a hot pain.
If the other male gods dared to touch Chang'e's underwear like this, even if Chang'e didn't kill the other party, she would throw away the underwear directly!
However, Shao Yitian was different, Chang'e was reluctant to throw it away at all, and planned to let the jade rabbit wash it ten times at first. But later, the ghost made a miracle and refused to let him wash it, and Chang'e actually put her belly pocket on her body again.
As soon as she put it on her body, Fairy Chang'e suddenly felt that the buds on her mountain peak were hard, and her whole body was soft, just like the villain Shao Yitian just put his hand on his thigh.
"Master, are you okay?" The Jade Rabbit on the side saw his master's face flushed again when he saw his innocent face, and he looked like he had no strength.
Chang'e naturally said that she was fine, but fortunately, Yutu still didn't understand things between men and women, otherwise Chang'e's little move would have been impossible to hide!
"Master, maybe you're too tired these days, I'll help you go back and rest!" said Yutu.
Chang'e said: "No need, I'll go back by myself, and I'll trouble you to clean up here." ”
After speaking, Chang'e went to her bed and lay down and covered it with a quilt.
However, as soon as Chang'e closed her eyes, Shao Yitian's face involuntarily appeared in her mind, especially Shao Yitian's face with a bad smile.
"What's wrong with you?" Fairy Chang'e asked herself, but she couldn't give an answer.
Fairy Chang'e tried her best to expel Shao Yitian's picture from her mind, but the more this happened, the more Shao Yitian's picture occupied Fairy Chang'e's mind.
"Ahh
"This villain, what a villain, a big villain!" Fairy Chang'e scolded Shao Yitian over and over again in her heart, but she was not really angry in her heart, but a little sweetness emerged.
Shao Yitian, who walked out of the Guanghan Palace, suddenly sneezed, and then said to himself: "Oops! I don't know which beauty misses me!" After speaking, Shao Yitian sneezed again!