Big fish head stew, but unfortunately there is no tofu, it is really terrible poor here......

While drinking fish soup, Zhengde complained about the poverty of Aixin Jueluo. It's just a few fish, and they almost didn't cut off the head of the chicken.

The Xibao Qi Gu on the opposite side couldn't wait to bury his head in the bowl. Even if it is the governor, he is usually reluctant to eat like this. If it weren't for the fact that there were so many fish today, he would never have dared to eat them like this in order to celebrate the harvest.

Thinking that he could still rely on this method to fish in the future, Xibao Qi Zhanggu felt that his stomach was burning badly, and he couldn't wait to open his mouth wide and pour the fish into the soup in one gulp.

Look at Zhengde who is snorting the fish head, Xibao Qi Gu shook his head, sure enough, rich people are perverted, what is delicious about the fish head?

The two of them were eating vigorously on the kang, when a voice came from outside, "Governor, the envoy of the Ming Dynasty is here." ”

Zhengde's face turned black at once.

Wang Yangming is here, which means that he must go back. He only slipped away when he didn't know how to face Jian Ning for a while, but after he slipped away, he was afraid that she would worry, so he left clues for people to find. But now that he is really leaving, he is scared again, should he not slip away anymore?

But it was too late, Xibao Qi Gu had already gotten up, and soon welcomed Wang Yangming in.

"The minister and the king Shouren greet Your Majesty, long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

"Ah, it's Bo'an (Wang Yangming)."

Zhengde wiped his hands, looked at Wang Yangming, who was in the dust, and said: "Aiqing has worked hard all the way, let's drink a bowl of soup first." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Wang Yangming was not polite, and sat on the foot pier and drank the fish soup in a hulala, like an old farmer.

Wang Yangming has never been particular, let alone sleeping in the open for many days, is it okay to be hungry early?

A bowl of fish soup was served, and people warmed up. He wiped his mouth and said, "Your Majesty, you have two more sons. ”

Zhengde's eyes lit up, and he said with great joy: "The imperial concubine was born?!" That's great! How about the chaise? ”

"Not good."

Wang Yangming said: "It was launched in advance, it was difficult to give birth, and the person was still in a coma when the minister came, and the imperial doctor said......"

"Bang", before the words were finished, Zhengde had jumped off the kang and the wine cup in his hand fell to the ground, "What did you say?!" What's wrong with Yun Shu?! What's wrong with Yun Shu?! Back to Beijing, back to Beijing! ”

"Your Majesty, don't be impatient......"

"Rest easy? Don't be fussed about you fart! The mother-in-law of labor and management is in a coma, and I still want to be quiet?! Quick, Xibao Qi is ancient, escort me into the customs immediately! ”

Wang Yangming was not annoyed by Zhengde's kick, he got up like no one else, and nodded again and again, "Your Majesty is right, it's better to go back quickly, the imperial doctor said that Niangniang is very dangerous, maybe ......"

"No, it won't!"

Zhengde regretted it, and his eyes turned red in an instant, "No, Yun Shu will be fine!" ”

"That's nature, that's nature, Niangniang has her own God's blessing, if there is Your Majesty in charge, you don't dare to approach the evil if you want to......"

It came inexplicably, and it went even more wonderfully. In five days, Zhengde rushed back to the capital. Looking at the figure of the Son of Heaven not entering the palace gate, the corners of Wang Yangming's mouth raised slightly.

The imperial concubine is fine, but His Majesty is not good.

Somehow, it's a bit of a pleasure.

Shaking the wine gourd in his hand, the future Wang Dasheng took a sip of the spirits, couldn't help but let out a "haha" laugh, and then walked away.

It's time to go and restore Shousuke.

"Yun Shu, Yun Shu!"

"Your Majesty is back, Your Majesty is back!"

The screams of the eunuchs and palace ladies resounded throughout the Forbidden City. They were both happy and stunned, why didn't His Majesty come back with any sound?

Of course, there was no sound. He rushed back to see his daughter-in-law, where did he still have the heart to talk about pomp? No one was notified, and went straight to the capital, and it is estimated that the first person to know that he was back was the soldier who guarded the door.

"Where is Yun Shu?!"

Zhu Houzhao grabbed Cui Yupu who was rushing over, "What's wrong with her?" ”

"Your Majesty......"

Cui Yupu's eyes were full of tears, Zhengde chuckled in his heart, and immediately threw Cui Yupu away and went straight to the inside.

The slender figure appeared in his eyes, and Zhengde instinctively breathed a sigh of relief, and then ...... A panic rose in his heart, his feet moved back unconsciously, his body slowly turned sideways, and the cat bent his waist and wanted to go out.

"Where else do you want to go?"

The cold female voice came, which made Zhengde shiver, and he pulled his stiff mouth and bent it reluctantly, "Then, what?" I'm back......"

"I know you're back."

Jian Ning put down the jade comb in his hand, and his long hair that was once black and shiny like satin looked a little boring at this time, "Have fun outside?" ”

"Open, oh, no, not happy."

Sweat broke out on Zhengde's head, and suddenly he stepped forward and hugged Jian Ning, "I was wrong, I was wrong, you better give me a good time." ”

Jian Ning smiled and stroked Zhengde's obviously emaciated face, "Sleeping outside, it's good to come back." ”

“？？？”

Zhengde's eyes widened, and he felt like he was dreaming.

Isn't the Jane Ning in front of you a fake? After such a catastrophe, she would be so easy to talk to? No, no, she must be waiting for me with a big move, I can't let my guard down.

Thinking of this, Zhengde knelt down with a "poof", hugged Jian Ning's thigh, and cried, "Ouch, mother-in-law, don't be like this, you're angry, I know, you're angry, you beat me, I won't fight back, promise not to fight back." ”

Carry out the confession to the end, after all, I am a shameless person, and there is no shame in admitting cowardice with my mother-in-law.

After not hearing from Jian Ning for a long time, Zhengde couldn't help but beat the drum in his heart and quietly looked up at Jian Ning.

After not seeing her for many days, she lost a lot of weight, her eyes were sunken, and her skin was as pale as paper, Zhengde felt a trace of guilt in her heart, squirmed her lips, and whispered: "I, I regretted it when I ran out...... But, I'm afraid you're angry, I, I don't know ......"

"It's good to be back."

Unexpectedly, Jian Ning didn't scold him anymore, but tears filled up in his eyes, "Don't do this in the future...... These days...... I have a few children, and the Queen Mother ......"

Before she could say anything, she couldn't say any more. All emotions collapsed at this moment, and she began to cry.

Zhu Houzhao was extremely guilty.

If Jian Ning beat him and scolded him, he would feel better. But this kind of non-beating and scolding made him at a loss, and he only felt that he was the number one bastard in the world and should not live in this world.

Get up slowly, take the person into your arms, "I'm sorry......"

"What about the bastard?!"

Before the words fell, a figure rushed in, "Where's the bastard?!" ”

Zhengde was so stunned that he almost forgot about it, and the Queen Mother.

He stiffly let go of Jian Ning, turned to look at the Queen Mother, and just asked for mercy, but his eyes caught a glimpse of the Queen Mother still holding something in her hand, and when she looked at it, her face turned green!

I'm a dripping mother, alas!

Is this the rhythm that is going to kill me?!

"You coward!"

With a "bang", the queen mother raised her hand, and the long whip in her hand came with a majestic breath, and with a "poof" sound, it hit Zhengde, only to hear a miserable scream resounding through Chengqian Palace, "Ouch, I'm a mother!" You're trying to murder your own son! ”

"The old lady killed you, this melon coward! You shameless thing! You scourge! I should have drowned you in the toilet bowl a long time ago! Don't run! ”

"Queen Mother, calm down, calm down! Wow, it hurts me! Mother-in-law, help! ”

Jian Ning sat on the stool, tears streaming down her eyes, but her mouth was raised, outlining a chill that made Zhengde feel cold.

So they were waiting for me here......

When Zhengde, who was beaten and had a blue nose and swollen eyes, ran out of Chengqian Palace, he finally came to his senses.

Jian Ning is still the same Jian Ning, it is still a formula, that taste, and it is still stingy.

Unfortunately, I found out too late......

The queen mother in the back seems to have taken the Ten Perfection Tonic Pills, where does she look like a person who is almost fifty years old? ran so fast that even the eunuchs and palace maids couldn't catch up, the whip in his hand was wielded vigorously, and he shouted in his mouth, "You melon coward, don't run!" My mother is going to beat you to death today! lest thou shalt bring evil to the people! Stop, stop! You little brute! ”

My life is at rest!

The dignified queen mother not only called herself an old lady, but also scolded and sweared, which shows how angry her old mother is. No, you can't stop, you'll be killed......

"Niangniang, you better go and persuade the Queen Mother."

Cui Yupu looked worried, "If you fight like that, Your Majesty will be broken!" ”

Jian Ning turned around and continued to comb her hair, "Let the Queen Mother go." If he does this, he will do it again if he does not suffer a little. Besides, our mother is worried and scared here, but why is he out there? The Queen Mother's white hair is in a hurry, and she doesn't let the Queen Mother vent this heart, and the mother and son will be separated in the future. ”

What kind of logic is this? Father-in-law Cui, who has never given birth to a child, said that he couldn't understand it, but he ......

Looking at His Majesty's miserable appearance, do you think it's cool for Mao?

The chickens and dogs in the palace jumped, and soon the news reached the ears of Yang Tinghe and others. These cabinet bigwigs only learned that the Son of Heaven came back after listening to the report of the Shuntian Mansion, and they entered the palace at this time to face the saint, but they heard the news that the Son of Heaven was beaten by the Queen Mother. Several people glanced at each other, and Yang Tinghe suddenly said: "Your Majesty has just returned to the palace, and I am tired of thinking about it, let's come back tomorrow." ”

The others all nodded, touched their beards and said, "Shoufu Lao Cheng is planning the country, I will let His Majesty rest first......

"I can't do this......"

Wang Hua interrupted them and pointed behind Yang Tinghe, "Your Majesty seems to be here......

"Aiqing, Aiqing!"

Zhu Houzhao was overjoyed when he saw Yang Tinghe's figure. This ran all the way from the harem to the front, the queen mother's combat effectiveness was not ordinarily strong, and Zhu Houzhao even had the heart to die. When I saw Yang Tinghe at this time, I only felt that it was kind, and hurriedly waved my hand, "Master Yang, save me!" ”

"Shousuke...... This? ”

"I seem to be a little dizzy......"

Yang Tinghe's body shook suddenly, and Wang Hua and the others immediately reached out to support him, "Lord Shoufu!" Shousuke-sama, what's wrong with you?! Hurry, send it to the hospital! ”

"Aiqing!!"

Zhu Houzhao's lung-splitting voice came, "Aiqing, is this going to abandon me?!" ”

The island forged by despair slowly rose, and Zhu Houzhao watched Wang Hua and the others carry Yang Tinghe out of the palace gate, and he didn't know why this group of old guys suddenly had such sharp hands and feet?

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