There was a person kneeling in front of the emperors of the Ming Dynasty, sobbing and confessing from the bottom of his heart.

The already tattered clothes on his body were even more broken by the whipping, and the messy hair and the scars on his face......

If you don't say it, who would know that this beggar-like person is the son of tomorrow?

At this moment, the Son of Heaven is kneeling in front of his ancestors and trying his best to repent of his sins, "I am guilty ......"

"How can there be a reason for you to call yourself an immortal in front of your ancestors?"

The whip in the queen mother's hand was about to move, and the cold voice was like an ice edge, hitting Zhengde's already fragile heart.

"Yes......"

Zhengde sobbed and drooped his head, "The children and grandchildren are guilty, the son of the daughter can't sit down, and the children and grandchildren shouldn't run out of the palace privately, which worries the mother, makes the courtiers angry, and makes the royal bloodline almost go wrong...... Children and grandchildren are guilty, and children and grandchildren repent today......"

"Kneel here."

The Queen Mother had a cold face, "Who dares to send him food, the mourning family will break his legs!" Lock the door and don't let him out until dawn! ”

The Queen Mother glanced at everyone and said word by word: "Today's mourning family beats her own son, who is responsible for being a parent, and whoever dares to disobey is a disloyal and unfilial person!" Have you memorized them all? ”

"Slaves and maids obey the decree of the Queen Mother!"

A group of palace maids trembled and followed the queen mother to withdraw, and then closed the heavy palace door, the light dimmed suddenly, and only Zhengde and his ancestors were left in the huge hall.

Zhengde knelt for a while, then crossed his legs, looked at the tribute on the stage, slowly got up again, stretched out his hand, and prayed in his mouth, "Ancestors and ancestors, if your children and grandchildren don't eat something, they will starve to death." It is a loss for Daming to starve to death for children and grandchildren, so children and grandchildren are offended by ......"

He took a bite of the mung bean cake, and the sweet taste went straight to his heart and lungs, and his tears were about to fall from his excitement.

The white mountains and black waters are not said to be sugar, but salt is extremely precious, how long has he not tasted sweet? You've only eaten honey water once, right? When Xibao Qi Zhanggu brewed it for him, the meat on his face was pumping, which showed that it was precious.

Mung bean cake like this, which is sweet and greasy, and is coated in red bean paste, is simply a heavenly treasure. Zhengde felt for the first time that this thing was so delicious, no wonder Yun Shu couldn't stop eating.

Thinking of Jian Ning, he was a little angry.

This is also too ruthless, let the Queen Mother beat herself and not say anything, and she didn't even come to see herself, this mother-in-law really hated herself.

It's just that......

Thinking that she was still holding her breath in her stomach, he felt trembling again, thinking about it, he still felt that she had to learn from the Queen Mother, at least, she would be fine after being beaten. It's not like now, I always feel panicked.

After eating a few pieces of mung bean cake and fruit, and his stomach was full, Zhengde gathered his clothes, and suddenly felt that it was terrible cold in this hall. When I looked around again, I couldn't help vomiting blood.

The earth dragon didn't burn!

The queen mother is going to freeze her rhythm to death?!

Zhu Houzhaojun's face turned pale, and he suspected that his mother had been dropped during the time he had been out, otherwise how could he be so cruel to himself?

Looking around, he looked at his ancestors and spread his hands, "My life is resting!" ”

But there is nothing that can stump the strange Zhu Houzhao, after all, he is the most bizarre emperor in China for 5,000 years, there is nothing he can't think of, even if he offends his ancestors, he can find a fair and honest reason.

I saw that after a few turns, the goods folded the soft futons into a strip, and then took off the silk strips hanging in the hall and covered them with quilts.

I didn't forget to pray, "My children and grandchildren are forced to be helpless, all our ancestors love their children and grandchildren, and you don't want to watch your children and grandchildren frozen to death, right?" Right, Father? Tell your ancestors, when I go out, I will definitely put a new ...... on you."

If the ancestors knew that they would not be angry with these two goods. Even if you eat tribute, you can even use it as a quilt cover. Fortunately, I still knew how to pray, and I didn't take the prayer flag down to cover it, otherwise I would have to vomit blood from the anger, and the coffin board couldn't be suppressed!

Zhengde was wrapped in a strip and lay on the futon, and after a while, he was snoring. Usually he doesn't snore, but this time he was really tired, and he was beaten very badly by the Queen Mother, how to deal with another tiger aunt if he didn't have a good rest?

The Queen Mother, who was watching from outside the hall, let out a sigh and said in a low voice: "Get him a charcoal basin." ”

On the second day, Zhu Houzhao was released and returned to Chengqian Palace, where he saw that the millet porridge and vegetable and meat buns on the table were all well placed, and the fear in his heart was further deepened.

He cautiously approached Jian Ning, and pretended to be calm: "Daughter-in-law, have you had breakfast?" ”

"Well, Your Majesty is hungry, isn't he? Eat it. ”

There is a conspiracy, there is definitely a conspiracy, and there is definitely a big move!

Zhengde looked vigilant, "I am covered in dust, I have to wash it well." ”

"The bath water is ready for you, go wash it."

Don't look like this, okay?

I can't stand it!

Zhu Houzhao, who was immersed in the bathtub, became more and more frightened the more he thought about it, but he even used such a prodigious and shameless trick as kneeling women, is there any trick more degrading and can arouse his daughter-in-law's compassion than this?

Zhu Houzhao, who was sitting in the bathtub, wrinkled his eyebrows and pondered......

There must be something even more shitty...... It's just that I didn't expect it.

That's right!

Isn't there a fierce woman among the people who makes a man kneel on the washboard?

Why don't I try it too?

Without self-esteem to this point, Jian Ning expressed convincing.

Looking at Zhengde, who slipped out and back after taking a bath, Jian Ning had nothing to say at all.

This guy found a washboard out of nowhere, and was still holding a soft pillow, and the soft pillow above his head was about to kneel, Jian Ning hurriedly scolded: "Are you not harming me enough?!" Want me to die without a place to bury?! ”

Zhengde was happy in his heart.

Sure enough!

She's angry!

That's the right way to be angry!

This washboard, I don't kneel, this is just a strategy. I know that you Nizi will not let me kneel, and if I don't feel sorry, I should feel sorry for myself! Kneel, the courtiers are going to make trouble, hehe, I'm so smart!

Of course, if this can make her angry, it seems that it doesn't hurt to kneel.

"Mother-in-law, mother-in-law......"

Zhu Houzhao squeezed up, with a flattering face, "Don't be angry, don't you be angry?" I haven't seen our sons yet, and I'm embarrassed to see them like you......"

"Heh......"

Jian Ning sneered, "Do you still have the face to claim to be their father?" I'm going to come to say hello later, what have you seen what has become of the foal?! Zhu Houzhao, you don't want me to be angry, don't you? Then you learn to be a father, a son, and a husband! And the king of a country! ”

Jian Ning was really angry. This person ran out, he didn't think about the consequences at all, and now he begged for forgiveness without face or skin, who birded him?! Let him go so easily, didn't their mother's suffering be in vain? I'll be back next time!

"What about Jiang Binren? You want my forgiveness, don't you? Let's punish this villain first! In addition, you don't have time to rub it off, you should go to court after eating early! ”

"Ahh

Zhengde exclaimed, "I went to the court like this? This, this is detrimental to the outlook, right? ”

Zhu Houzhao tried his best to make a pitiful appearance, pointed to his face and said, "You, look...... I've been punished, don't be angry, okay? I won't dare to ...... in the future."

"Humph!"

Jian Ning didn't bother to pay attention to him, and ate by himself, and the atmosphere was very embarrassing for a while. Cui Yupu and others looked at their noses and noses, and their noses looked at their hearts, but they didn't see it, they hung their heads and played with their fingers, and they played with the corners of their clothes, in short, they didn't look at Zhengde.

Zhengde, who has become a lonely man, is helpless. When his son and daughter came, he suddenly felt that it was better to find a tree with a crooked neck and hang himself.

The children's eyes were also very cold when they looked at him, and Gardenia wanted to talk to him, but he was dismissed by Da'er's sharp eyes......

If the Son of Heaven thinks so, I must have inherited a fake throne.

Yan Yan ate a few bites, and under the coercion of the cold eyes of his mother-in-law and children, he had to hold up a broken face and go up.

The beads on the crown served a good shielding effect, but the beads could cover his face but could not hide the playful eyes of the courtiers.

Although they were very serious with the wat board in their hands, Zhengde always felt that they were snickering.

You can't do bad things as a person, and if you do bad things, you will be struck by lightning.

This is Zhengde's idea at this time. Thinking about it again, it's better to be barbaric, at least it's easier to fool. Xibao Qi Zhanggu is not happy to give a few fish, this group of people can't be happy when they beat themselves, I just want to learn from the ancestors, what is wrong!

The embarrassing court meeting finally ended, Zhengde called Wang Shouren, invited people to the Qianqing Palace, rubbed his hands and said, "Aiqing...... You see, how do you keep a person from being angry with you? I know that Aiqing is resourceful and benevolent, you see, do you want to relieve me? ”

"Is Your Majesty talking about the Imperial Concubine?"

"Hah! She is a concubine, the king is the sky, the husband is the sky, no matter what angle I suppress her, she dares to show me a face? ”

Zhengde smiled awkwardly, "How could Aiqing have such a strange idea?" ”

Wang Shouren shook his head, "Everyone in the world feels that they are afraid of losing their masculinity, but throughout the ages, many people who are afraid of being afraid of the inside have made extraordinary achievements, such as Fang Xuanling. A person's energy is limited, and if he has fewer wives and concubines, he naturally puts his mind into his work, isn't that the case with the first emperor? Could this be a detriment to the first emperor Shengming? ”

You have a point, but I am speechless. Wait, is this already known to everyone?

"Your Majesty cherishes Niangniang, as the lord of the world, this affection is also precious, why should Your Majesty hide it? To keep the mother from getting angry, in fact, Your Majesty just needs to be yourself. ”

"How do you do your best?"

As soon as he heard that Wang Shouren had an idea, Zhengde couldn't take care of his son, and said anxiously: "That Nizi is not ordinary, otherwise I wouldn't have run away." ”

The corners of Wang Shouren's mouth curled slightly, Zhengde felt a little weird, but he couldn't say what was weird. After taking a closer look, I found that Wang Shouren still had the same old-fashioned face, and there was no change.

"Your Majesty, what woman in this world doesn't want her husband to make a difference? You cut off the heads of your enemies, and I think my mother appreciates your bravery too. It's just that...... That's it, everything happened, and it's useless to regret it. In fact, as long as Your Majesty starts from this moment on, be a good husband, be a good father, be a good filial son, and be a good king, the mother's anger will naturally disappear...... "I want to talk about "My Fan is a Dull King" with more like-minded people, "Chat with more book friends about your favorite books."