3. I have an immortal bird
After some explanation, Father Song accepted this ridiculous reason with disbelief, but at this time, Uncle Zhong heard that Xie Wuji was overwhelmed by a wind, and immediately broke in, Uncle Zhong said, "Old Song, what you said is true?"
"Actually, I was skeptical, after all, Brother Xie was wearing such clothes at the time, and then he was holding my daughter...... This reason is unconvincing to me...... "Father Song said helplessly, he was complicated in his heart, God knows what this kid did to his daughter, and now the people in the village are circulating the gossip news of Xie Wuji and Song Xiaoyu, so it will be very difficult for his daughter to marry, it's really not good, just let this kid be responsible?
Father Song was thinking about this matter, and a sip of tea came to his mouth, but unexpectedly, at this time, Uncle Zhong's eyebrows were upside down, he slapped the case, and shouted at Xie Wuji: "Brother Xie, please take off your pants!!"
Xie Wuji was shocked and immediately covered his body: "Zhong, Uncle Zhong, don't do this...... I'm not used to it, and I'm not good at that......"
Uncle Zhong was about to squirt blood, and he said loudly: "Please let us see your ass!!"
As soon as these words came out, Father Song was drinking tea, and a sip of tea sprayed on Uncle Zhong's face, and then coughed violently, his face was gloomy, and he suddenly thought of the picture of himself often bathing in the mountains with Uncle Zhong and being honest and confrontational.
And Song Xiaoyu, who was holding the tea set, opened her mouth wide, and her mouth was so big that she could stuff the apple: "Zhong, Uncle Zhong, isn't this too exciting?"
Uncle Zhong wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Old Song, have you forgotten how our ancestors came to this place in the first place?"
"Aren't you being hunted down?" said Father Song.
"Wrong! It's because of the ass! I'm sorry! It's because of the immortal bird! We are the Immortal Immortal Sect, and the sect masters of the past dynasties are all hosts chosen by the immortal birds, and they have the inheritance of the immortal birds, and then the sect master was plotted by someone with an immortal array, and the result fell, and the immortal bird also became an immortal egg, originally everyone thought that the immortal bird would have braids after becoming an egg, I went to see it just now...... The immortal bird has appeared, and Xiao Nizi said that the immortal bird has entered the butt of Wuji's brother, and I conclude that Wuji may have inherited the inheritance of the immortal bird! In this case, our immortal immortal sect may have hope to return to the ranks of the top ten sects in the world!"
"Ass!" Father Song also stood up in shock, and his eyes looked at Xie Wuji with a pair of hot eyes.
Xie Wuji didn't understand anything at all, and immediately covered his buttocks, and although the two uncles in front of him were emaciated, they knew at a glance that they were all practicing families, and at this time, being looked at by the two uncles with such ambiguous eyes, Xie Wuji's heart was like a large group of ants gnawing, quite uncomfortable.
"You, what are you going to do here?" Xie Wuji said timidly.
Unexpectedly, at this time, Uncle Zhong took advantage of Xie Wuji's inattention, pulled his hand forward, and only heard a crisp sound of "stabbing", and Xie Wuji's third pair of pants here was scrapped again.
And Daddy Song stomped his foot violently, and he slapped the case and roared: "You can't fucking lightly......! That's all I have left!"
Uncle Zhong pointed at Xie Wuji's ass with his fingers with white joints, and said to Father Song, "Look!"
At this moment, as if the knife would march and play, the eyes of the two old men present for a while widened.
When Song Xiaoyu saw this, she couldn't accept it for a while, and shouted: "Mom, are you crazy?"
She fainted again.
I saw that on Xie Wuji's left and right buttocks, a birthmark of wings appeared on each of them, a fiery red birthmark, or a tattoo!
Uncle Zhong covered his mouth and bit his lip, he burst into tears, and Father Song directly cried loudly: "Ancestor...... The Immortal Immortal Sect has been saved!We may be back in Chazhou, we can go home!!"
The two old men hugged each other and cried bitterly.
After a while, Xie Wuji sorted out the ins and outs of the matter, it turned out that the people in this village were all descendants of a certain sect, and the sect master of this sect practiced an immortal bird divine skill, which can be said to be invulnerable, the world's premier defensive technique, in other words, the super meat shield technique.
However, there is a flaw in this exercise, that is, the cultivator cannot drink realgar wine, and once he drinks realgar wine, his work will be ruined.
So the sworn enemy of the Immortal Immortal Sect used a beauty trick to trick the sect master at that time into drinking the realgar wine, and then the ten elders of the other sect besieged the sect master, and the sect master died because he couldn't use the immortal bird magic skill.
The father of Song Zhong and Song Xiao, that is, the famous Song Zang at that time, as the second-in-command of the sect, took the risk of taking out some magic weapons of the sect, and then took some people away to fly away, and these lucky survivors settled here.
Time has passed, everyone is busy living, and not many people care about revenge.
Song Xiao is Song Xiaoyu's father, he said: "It seems that God blesses us, the immortal bird has finally reappeared, Brother Wuji, whether you agree or not, please help us!"
"Let me think about it......" Xie Wuji kept pulling his pants, it was very cold, and the open crotch pants leaked.
Song Zhong was a little reluctant, and was about to take off his pants as he spoke, when Song Xiao was busy: "What are you doing here?"
"I, I tore my brother's pants, I have to compensate! These white pants have been with me for ten years, they haven't been washed, and they have a deep relationship with me, but as a loyalty to the sect master, even if it's pants, I'll pull them off for you!" Song Zhong looked serious, without the slightest intention of joking.
But in Xie Wuji's eyes, he was disgusted, where were these white pants, they were a pair of shiny black pants, which looked like leather pants, and after a long distance, he smelled a bad smell.
So Xie Wuji hugged his fists and said: "Husband, why is he afraid of the crotch leaking! Please Uncle Zhong take back the pants, how can the friendship between you and me be controlled by a pair of pants, and I have been damp recently, and it is good to blow and blow the wind to exhaust the moisture." ”
Song Zhong got up and clenched his fists: "Brother Wuji, in this case, you have already agreed to be the sect master of our Immortal Immortal Sect?"
Xie Wuji said that he was also lucky, since he could be the boss here, what was wrong with this? So he also readily agreed: "No problem, how many people are there here now?"
"Quite a few people, our two brothers, and you and my daughter, there are already four of them in total. Song Xiao said with a smile.
Xie Wuji almost didn't fall, and said in his heart that these four people are one sect, and they are still the top ten in the world, what kind of calf!
But on the surface, he couldn't say anything, so he could only smile.
Song Xiao suddenly remembered something, and he said, "Brother Wuji, you let me." ”
Wuji was wondering, and saw Song Xiao take out the foot of the table from under the square table, it turned out to be a book, he patted the dust of the book, blew it and said: "This secret book is the treasure of the Immortal Immortal Sect, the immortal bird divine skill, since you now have the inheritance of the immortal bird, you can cultivate according to the above content." ”
The corners of Xie Wuji's mouth twitched: "This book is a miracle?"
"Yes. ”
"The magic cheats are used to pad the corner of the table?"
"This ...... This matter is a bit complicated, because if you want to practice this exercise, you must have the immortal bird inheritance, ordinary people look at it, it is like a wordless heavenly book, but when the immortal bird inheritors look at it, it is a secret book of divine skills. Song Xiao said.
"Dad, then you asked me to tear up two sheets the day before yesterday to start a fire. Song Xiaoyu next to him woke up from a coma and combed his hair in a bun.
Song Xiao's face was ugly: "Go and mend your pants Wuji, go and ...... quickly"
"Hmph!" Song Xiaoyu looked very unconvinced, and walked away.
When Xie Wuji opened this immortal bird magic skill and looked at it, he suddenly found that the words of this immortal bird magic skill seemed to be dancing like flying mosquitoes in the sky, and he actually began to freely organize verses one after another.
It just so happened that Xie Wuji could still understand it, and a suitable blueprint appeared in his heart.
It turns out that this immortal bird magic has a great effect, there are a total of eight sets of exercises, this set is a fist method, called the indestructible grip, this is a set of hard fist methods, the two fists are like steel casting, it is simply indestructible.
At that time, the Immortal Immortal Sect had a total of eight Dharma protectors who fled with their disciples, and in order to facilitate recognition in the future, they each took a set of exercises, and now it is only one-eighth here.
Seeing these practice methods, Xie Wuji couldn't help but start practicing seriously, on the outside, Xie Wuji didn't seem to have anything unusual, but from the inside, Xie Wuji's body had already turned over the river.
In the chaos, Xie Wuji suddenly saw the flaming red bird flying in the chaos, it flew everywhere, and its body began to expand, at this time Xie Wuji felt pain.
The fiery red bird actually spoke: "Bold human beings, trying in vain to absorb the aura of this seat, are really killing themselves, let this seat absorb your aura first, and then make some preparations for the recovery of this seat!"
As he spoke, the bird was about to devour everything around him, but at this moment a golden light appeared from the chaos.
In the chaos in Xie Wuji's body, a pair of golden eyes suddenly stared at the bird, and the bird suddenly trembled when he saw the golden eyes.
"You...... You are...... What are you?!" The undead bird's wraith began to tremble.
However, the golden eyes released a powerful coercion, which suddenly made the demon spirit unable to move, and in an instant, the eyes shot out a ray of light, completely defeating the immortal bird, and the immortal bird turned into an aura, which was immediately absorbed by the surrounding chaos......
Seeing that Xie Wuji was cultivating, Song Xiao said: "Although your and my brother's strength is not high, but for now, let's protect him, he seems to be comprehending the immortal bird divine skill, how much cultivation he can achieve, it depends on his own ability." ”