2. A teenager who loves to wear open crotch pants
Xie Wuji was sure that this place was definitely not his original world, and this pointed ear was also true, he said: "Then you wait for me, I'll go get something!"
Without saying a word, Xie Wuji came to the big tree in the center of the village, and at this time, he put his hand on the ancient mirror in his pocket again, his heart sank, and sure enough, he returned to the original world.
He put down his luggage and looked at the rental house he was familiar with, and the previous haze also dissipated a little, because Xie Wuji felt that he was needed, and although he was down, in front of those villagers from another world, the setbacks he had suffered were not worth mentioning.
He had made up his mind to help them.
When he went to sell steamed buns, the old Deng Tou who sold steamed buns was taken aback by Xie Wuji, because Xie Wuji asked for five hundred steamed buns as soon as he opened his mouth, even if it was five cents a steamed bun, it would cost two hundred and fifty yuan.
However, Lao Deng Tou gave Xie Wuji a discount and accepted two hundred yuan, after all, Lao Deng Tou also knew that Xie Wuji was not a generous person.
Returned to the village through the ancient mirror, as soon as the villagers saw the steamed buns, they all ran over, people scrambled for the steamed buns, if it wasn't for Xiaoyu to come and evacuate in time, it is estimated that the steamed buns were all robbed, and finally with the help of Xiaoyu, each family got the steamed buns.
"You eat first, eat slowly, don't choke, it's not enough for me to have here." Xie Wuji waved to the people around him, came to the village chief's house again, and gave the village chief the medicine he bought, the village chief's face was much better.
As if they had seen a god, everyone began to kowtow and worship.
Xie Wuji slowly got used to the attitude of the people who came over, and he said, "Wait a minute, everyone, get up...... Let me ask you first, what kind of place is this?"
The middle-aged man known as Uncle Zhong walked over, and his appearance was very humble at this time: "Lord Tree God, this is the Cloud Kingdom. ”
It turned out that this village also had secrets, because Xie Wuji gave everyone food and saved the village chief, so everyone was grateful to Xie Wuji, and they told Xie Wuji all the secrets.
The village is made up of a group of exiled sect disciples, some of whom have made mistakes and fled here, and some of whom have been destroyed, but do not seem to be from the same sect.
And Uncle Zhong's sect seems to have been slaughtered by the enemy, and the remaining few people came here with the sect's messy props to escape the disaster.
There are seven great countries in the world, and this cloud kingdom is one of them, and this village is called Savage Village, and it is also what these fleeing disciples laugh at themselves.
But after countless years, most people have accepted their identity, there are not many people who want revenge, and the things they bring out are all piled up in the abandoned warehouse, and few people care about it.
Sure enough, time is a pig-killing knife, which can make people give up their former hatred and be willing to become an ordinary person.
"Are you really a tree god, how do you feel so kind?"
"Huh?" Xie Wuji looked at her, and suddenly pulled his thoughts back, he smiled, "I'm not a god, my name is Xie Wuji, I'm just a passing ......"
Xiao Yu's face turned red, she suddenly remembered what Xie Wuji pinched her ears just now, you must know that girls' ears are not easy for people to pinch indiscriminately, at this time, this tree god pinched his ears, could it be......
She secretly glanced at Xie Wuji, and found that although Xie Wuji was mediocre, he had a good heart......
Xie Wuji put his hand in his pocket, he tried to sink his mind, he was going to leave here and return to the real world, he still had to find a job and make a final attempt, but he found that this time the ancient mirror did not react.
He faced Xiao Yu, and the cat bent his waist left and right, but it was useless.
I saw Xie Wuji's hands constantly rising and falling in his trouser pockets, and the speed was getting faster and faster.
At this time, Xiaoyu was at a loss, and she said, "Brother Xie, ...... you"
"Don't bother you Brother Xie, he regards you as an object of fantasy and is enjoying the pleasure of being a man. Uncle Zhong glanced at Xie Wuji, shook his head and said, "Alas, but it's a bit unethical to do such a thing in broad daylight......
Xiao Yu asked, "Uncle Zhong, do you know what Brother Xie is doing?"
Uncle Zhong coughed and said a few words in his ear, and suddenly Xiaoyu's face turned red, and she exclaimed, "Brother Xie, you are not serious!"
Saying that, she hid her face and fled, but Xie Wuji was getting harder and harder, he thought that this ancient mirror had to be rubbed hard, but he didn't expect to use too much force all of a sudden, and as a result, his crotch was torn......
Tear and pull!
The sound of tearing pants suddenly quieted the noisy village, and everyone around looked at Xie Wuji, a little girl with steamed buns in her mouth, she didn't even know that the steamed buns on her mouth fell off, and her mother's ruddy face immediately covered the little girl's eyes: "Don't look, that's something that only adults can do......"
Because his pants were torn, Xie Wuji could only stay in the village temporarily, after all, he brought a lot of steamed buns, but there were not many people in the village, so at this time, there were still a lot of steamed buns left, Xie Wuji felt that Xiao Yu looked at him strangely, as if he had misunderstood something.
Fortunately, Xiaoyu's father has recovered a lot, and like the people in the village, their father and daughter no longer think that Xie Wuji is a tree god, but a passer-by who can do magic.
It seems to be normal for this world to be able to spell.
Xie Wuji put on Daddy Song's clothes, after all, his pants were sparse, and the ancient mirror seemed to suddenly fail, which made him feel very worried.
"Since Wuji, you are also a person who knows magic, and you came to us and saved my life with a panacea, and gave everyone food, we owe you a favor. At the dinner table, Father Song sandwiched a pair of chopsticks and wild vegetables into Xie Wuji's bowl.
Inside the bowl is half a steamed bun and then some rice soup.
Xie Wuji looked at the simple furnishings around him, and he smiled: "Uncle Song, you are polite, I just pulled out a knife to help when I saw injustice, I don't need to say any favors." ”
"When you're done eating, let Xiaoyu take you to the warehouse to have a look, you know how to spell, maybe you will be able to use the things left by our ancestors, otherwise if we don't pay you back, we won't be happy." "Daddy Song said very kindly.
Xie Wuji was not easy to refuse, so after eating, he followed Xiaoyu to the warehouse, and found that there was a lot of dust in this warehouse, but there were a lot of things inside, all kinds of weapons and armor, and some strange things.
There were stacks of books stacked in the corner, but the words on the covers were covered in dust and could not be seen.
Xie Wuji was also curious, so he went over to take a look, but at this time, the ancient mirror in his pocket suddenly began to get hot, and he immediately inserted one hand into his pocket, which made Song Xiaoyu's delicate body tremble, and she thought of the embarrassing scene in the daytime.
Suddenly, Xiaoyu's face turned rosy, and she said shyly: "My father said, you can pick and choose here, as long as you can see it, you can take it away, I ...... I won't bother you, but my uncle Zhong said that although it is normal for men to do this kind of thing, they do too much...... Yes, it's not good for the kidneys. ”
As she spoke, she immediately covered her face and ran away, and came to the door of the warehouse, her little white hands covered her chest, and she gasped: "I hate Brother Xie, do you like to watch me do it so much...... I'm ashamed, I'm really ashamed! How can I get married in the future...... It's so dirty!
Xie Wuji, who was in the warehouse, saw Xiaoyu leaving, so he took out the ancient mirror: "Ouch, hey, it's burning me, what's going on?
He took out the ancient mirror and looked at it, and found that the ancient mirror had already emitted a faint light, and at this moment, the ancient mirror suddenly fell to the ground.
With a clang, I saw that the ancient mirror rolled into a very inconspicuous corner of the warehouse, where there was a dusty box in it.
Xie Wuji was also curious, could it be said that this ancient mirror deliberately burned his thighs to prompt him to see something?
He walked over and opened the box, only to find an egg inside.
The size of this egg was like an ostrich egg, and the surface was covered with lines, and he picked it up and looked at it, and wondered in his heart: "Could it be that this ancient mirror has become a refinement, and then you want me to fry poached eggs for him to eat?"
At this moment, a ray of light from the ancient mirror shone on the egg, and suddenly the egg immediately hatched, and the egg was not a cat or a dog, nor a goose or duckling, nor an ostrich, but a fiery red vortex.
It's like a spiral pill, spinning rapidly inside.
Xie Wuji felt curious, so he leaned over to take a look, but at this moment, the vortex seemed to sense Xie Wuji's approach, and it was very soft and flew up all of a sudden!
The vortex continued to rotate, emitting the light of flames, Xie Wuji thought he had seen a ghost, turned around and ran, and suddenly at this moment, the vortex aimed at his ass and hit him hard.
Poop!
The vortex completely submerged into Xie Wuji's ass, and Xie Wuji felt that this was a very wonderful feeling, as if something had been penetrated, or something in his heart had awakened.
At this time, he was lying on the ground, his buttocks facing the sky, and his posture was quite indecent.
Just then the door opened.
"Big brother, it's almost time, you choose ...... Finish...... Well......" Xiao Yu stood at the door and was almost petrified, because at this time, Xie Wuji's pants were split again, which made people outrage, Xie Wuji's ass was exactly facing Xiao Yu's side.
Xiao Yu was so frightened that she fainted, Xie Wuji saw Xiao Yu fall to the ground, and immediately got up and said, "Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu, what's wrong with you?"
At this time, some villagers took the newly dug wild vegetables to thank Xie Wuji, and saw Xie Wuji, who was wearing open crotch pants, holding Xiaoyu who had fainted.
The scene got out of control for a while.