Chapter 54: How about making you a lady

Early the next morning, Jian Ning got up early and asked Zhang's mother to go to the early shop at the entrance of the alley to buy some breakfast with Beijing characteristics, which could be regarded as a new taste.

It was only halfway through breakfast, but a little eunuch came outside the door and told Jian Ning that he was ready to take over and that the Son of Heaven was coming.

That's killing a bunch of people!

The Son of Heaven is actually coming to their little house?! This house is good, but it's not a small dilapidated house compared to where the Son of Heaven lives?!

No, no, that's not the most critical thing. The most important thing is: can they see the face of heaven?

Zhang Ma and the others were so excited, even the simple second brother was also excited, and shook his thick arms and asked, "Sanniang, Sanniang, is Your Majesty's arm as thick as my ten?" ”

Janine rolled her eyes. Feelings: Are you an elephant in the future? It's as thick as your ten arms, so is it still human?

After explaining a few words to his family, he took out all the Yangxian tea he brought from his hometown, and asked Zhang's mother to make a few Jiangnan dim sums by the way.

I don't know if it's too late, so let's do it first. The Son of Heaven is coming, can't you let people sit still? It's just that Zhu Houzhao condescended to come to her small place to do something?

With a confusion, at about nine o'clock in the later life, Zhengde came.

He was dressed in civilian clothes and brought a dozen or so people, but he was very casual. It's just that his height of 1.87 meters, no matter how low-key he is, he looks particularly eye-catching in the crowd.

Gonggong Liu bowed forward to lead the way, and what made Jian Ning feel funny was that Gonggong Liu, who had always been arrogant, had to wear a fake beard at this time to hide his identity as a eunuch in order to cooperate with the wayward Son of Heaven. Wear it, but as a result, he dressed himself as a beautiful man, and as soon as he opened his mouth, the taste changed, and the goosebumps of embarrassed people rose.

"The people's daughter visits my emperor, long live my emperor, long live, long live."

Jian Ning sneered while saluting with his family, looking at this, don't want to go to Beijing City today.

"Get up."

Zhu Houzhao's voice was tinged with excitement, "Sir, do you still have a manuscript?" Yesterday I stayed up late to finish reading all the new chapters, but just when I saw the important place, it was gone, which made me feel so sad. ”

"Back to Your Majesty's words, I will only write here for the time being."

Jian Ning said: "Although the plot behind it has been thought out, it will take some time to write it." ”

"Then tell me about it, what's going on?"

Zhengde entered the house, sat down with a big grin, swept around with a pair of handsome eyes, and said dissatisfied: "It's so crowded here, it's worse than my official house, how can Mr. live in such a place?" It's better to move to the leopard house to live, so that I can see the new chapter in time. ”

Jian Ning frowned slightly: Isn't the official room just a latrine?

Going to live in a leopard room? This is not a blessing.

"Your Majesty's beautiful wishes are grateful. It's just that the folk girl is neither a palace person nor a concubine, how can she live in the leopard room? ”

"Isn't that easy?"

Zhu Houzhao smiled, "I will make you a lady, if you write quickly, I will make you a beauty, a Jieyu, and a concubine." ”

Jian Ning's face turned white, and she hurriedly leaned over and knelt on the ground, "The people are afraid, and the despicable body does not dare to tarnish the prestige of the heavenly family." ”

"Have you ever been married?"

Zhengde looked puzzled, "Didn't the eldest companion say that you are still unmarried?" Otherwise, how can it be said to be despicable? ”

"The people's daughter was born lowly, and she didn't dare to serve His Majesty."

Jian Ning was already impatient with Zhengde's temperament. Really, it's obviously the Son of Heaven, how can he be like a child? Where do you want to be? I want to make myself a palace concubine, if I didn't see that you are the emperor, I would have scolded you a long time ago.

"I said you could do it."

Zhengde's face was displeased, "It's not sincere, I don't want to make excuses in my heart, it's really boring." ”

"A calm person is admired by everyone but not necessarily liked."

Jian Ning raised her head, a glint flashing in her deep eyes, "If Your Majesty really likes honest people, why should you be angry now?" ”

"Bold!"

Liu Jin scolded: "Jian Yunshu, although the Son of Heaven is merciful, there is a difference between respect and inferiority, how can you be so presumptuous?" ”

"The women don't dare."

Jian Ning lowered her head and said in a low voice: "The folk girl doesn't want to be confined in the deep palace compound, and she doesn't want to become hateful in the future in order to compete for her husband's favor. In this world, jealousy is the most terrible thing, and the people do not seek wealth or prominence in this life, but only want to live a peaceful life. ”

After that, he was deeply convinced, "Your Majesty loves the books written by the people's daughters, and the people's daughters are deeply honored, and they are willing to dedicate their strengths to Your Majesty's happiness." As for the matter of the palace concubine, I dare not take it seriously, and I hope that His Majesty will take back his life. ”

Zhang Ma and the others were scared stupid, even the second brother who was slow to react also felt angry, he pinched the corners of his clothes with some anxiety, looked up at the Son of Heaven, and then knelt down, stretched out his hand and bowed, "Master Tianzi, don't be angry, my father said, the gentleman is good, the villain has heard, Sanniang always does good deeds, everyone in the family can eat meat, she is a gentleman, you don't punish her." ”

He scratched his head again as he spoke, "If you're angry, hit me." ”

patted his chest, "I'm thick-skinned, I'm not afraid of beating." ”

Zhengde laughed with a "poof", and his gloomy face turned clear. He looked at his second brother, then at Jian Ning and said, "I'm curious about what kind of person your father is, who can teach you such a different person?" That's it, that's it, you get up, I'm just a joke, look at it scares you. ”

"Your Majesty is the Venerable of All Vehicles, and every move is a law, how can there be a joke?"

Jian Ning felt that she had to learn from those old masters, make Zhengde annoyed, and then drive her back to her hometown. As for whether the Son of Heaven will kill her in anger? She doesn't think so, Zhengde is not a person who is easy to kill, at most she just makes her suffer a little crime.

"Okay, okay, can't I be wrong?"

Zhu Houzhao saw that she was quite playful at a glance, and unlike the woman next to her, he had a little bit of a trick to promote narrowness.

"You're not so old, how can you look like those sour old men? If I don't seal your name, you can simply call the old man sour. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Jian Ning bowed again, "I also hope that Your Majesty will give you pen and ink, and the people will return to their hometowns in the future, so that the villagers and elders can come to see Your Majesty's ink treasure and glorify their hometown." ”

Zhengde opened his mouth, and suddenly felt that his fist was hitting the cotton. This little woman is interesting. Hmph, can't I see it? It looks like a rule-abiding person, but it's twisted in the bones! Otherwise, how could you write such a bloody article?

As soon as he thought that this little woman dared to play with herself, Zhengde felt funny. He said quietly, "Oh? Then arise and grind, and wait for me to write. ”

"Yes."

Liu Jin, who was standing aside with his hands down, looked at Jian Ning, who was grinding, and suddenly felt a little uneasy. Of course, such a different woman can win His Majesty's interest, but if the interest is too much, it is not good.

Jian Ning didn't know what Liu Jin was thinking, she only thought about how to get out and go back to her hometown. While grinding, I thought: This nickname is ugly, but if you get this, doesn't it mean that you are not flattering?

The literati of the Ming Dynasty liked to work against the Son of Heaven, such as today's nickname given by the Son of Heaven just reflects his own style? If this matter spreads, hehe, whoever wants to move himself in the future will have to weigh it, even Liu Jin.

She was happy with this thought. I feel that I am on the right route, as long as this bear child writes, and he finishes writing the Condor as soon as possible, he will have peace of mind in the future.

Zhengde's words are very beautiful, which makes Jian Ning a little surprised. After all, his father is only his mother and a woman, and he is the only prince who has lived to adulthood. This kid has always been lawless in the palace, does he still have the heart to study hard?

But now it seems that Zhengde has at least been sharpened by others, and this hand is wide open and closed, strong and powerful, and quite imposing.

He finished writing and looked at it, shaking his head, "I didn't bring out my seal, so it's not right." Forget it......"

He tore it up with a bang, "I'll write it to you later." ”

It's a pity for Jian Ning!

Don't!

It's good to have a name! It can be used as a family heirloom!

"I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat?"

Zhengde threw down the pen and leaned back on the chair lazily, "Today I am either the Son of Heaven or a friend of Mr. You've got to entertain me today, right? I want to eat this Jiangnan flavor, you can give me a whole table. ”

I almost forgot that this lord also likes to play role-playing, and plays to the point of being a loser. It's a drizzle to play a confidant with yourself at this time.

Is it just that this guy is really like the history books, he doesn't do anything, just eats, drinks and has fun?

Jian Ning took the belly slander and went down to arrange the meal in person. Fortunately, I asked Zhang's mother to prepare some snacks before, and I brought them up to deal with it first. As for the rest, there are many ingredients that are not available in Beijing, so Jian Ning only uses local materials and tries to make some Changzhou-style dishes.

When he was busy working, he suddenly felt that something was leaning over from his back, Jian Ning looked back and subconsciously shouted, "What are you doing here?!" Scared the hell out of me! ”

Zhengde was stunned, and then said with a smile: "You are so timid, this is scared to death?" ”

Jian Ning looked at Zhang's mother and them again, and at some point she had already stood outside the kitchen, looking at herself with a trembling face.

"Your Majesty forgives the sin, and the people are gone."

"It's okay, it's okay."

Zhengde waved his hand, pointed to the inside of the pot, and asked, "What is this?" ”

"Back to Your Majesty, this is sweet and sour pork ribs."

"Sweet and sour?"

Zhengde tilted his head and thought about it, "Meat can also be sweet and sour?" Don't you all eat sweet and sour carp there? ”

"There are many carp eaters in Zhejiang, but Changzhou likes to eat crucian carp, herring, grass carp and so on." After a pause, he said: "Ordinary people like to use sake lees, sweet and sour, thickening and other techniques to cook, pay attention to the fine color, thick and sweet, fresh and crispy. This sweet and sour pork rib is a must-eat dish during the Chinese New Year. ”

She was silent, and finally couldn't hold back the curiosity in her heart, "Your Majesty hasn't heard of sweet and sour pork ribs?" ”

Zhengde shook his head, "I don't eat pork except for sacrifices." ”

Jian Ning suddenly thought about the record in the history books. By the way, this strange thing has banned the consumption of pork by the people in the future, the reason is that his surname is still a pig......

Sure enough, it's a big pig, it's really a pig home.

Just thinking about it, the pig wonder had already begun to chatter, "I myself belong to the pig, how can I eat myself?" ”

Jian Ning chuckled, "There are a lot of people in the world, but the people dare to guarantee that if Your Majesty can let them eat minced meat every day, they will kowtow to you every day and pray." ”

Zhu Houzhao snorted coldly, "You are not bold, you dare to be sarcastic?" ”

Jian Ning hurriedly shook her head, "The folk girl doesn't dare." ”

"That's it."

Zhu Hou looked at the pork in the pot, his stomach began to growl, and he blushed and said, "Hmph! Master, I won't worry about you little girl for the time being, you will spare you if you hand in a few thousand words tomorrow. ”