Chapter 55: Fighting Methods
"What vegetables do you usually eat in Jiangnan this season?"
Zhengde took a bite of sweet and sour pork ribs and suddenly said: "The anchovy that was paid tribute before is very delicious, have you ever eaten it?" ”
Jian Ning nodded, "I ate it at a banquet." ”
After a pause, he said: "Even in Jiangnan, anchovy and saury are also fine products on the table." Qingming hanging knife, Dragon Boat Festival anchovy, Jiangnan diet quite Song Shi Yazheng style, for this praise is not a few. Over time, the value of ordinary fish has doubled. Nowadays, there are not as many anchovy saury as in ancient times, and they are a little more expensive. ”
"What about the pufferfish?"
Zhengde looked yearning, "I read in your book that you say that you eat puffer fish desperately, so will puffer fish really eat dead people?" ”
"It's nature."
Jian Ning said with a smile: "The puffer fish is also called the air drum." Fang Fang's flat head, black and yellow body, eyes inverted and half-exposed, and two white teeth above and below, like human teeth, shrunk into a round ball when disturbed, and the small white thorns on the back are opened, which is quite ugly. ”
"And the internal organs and eyeballs of this thing are poisonous, it's not that the old master can't deal with it, and if you're not careful, you'll eat the dead."
She stretched out her little finger and said, "Just a little bit is enough to poison a person in less than a cup of tea, so there is a saying that you desperately eat puffer fish." ”
After that, he smiled again, "But the taste is also delicious, but the folk girl is timid and doesn't dare to try it." ”
"You're really cowardly."
Zhengde disdainfully, "If you don't dare to try the interesting things in this world, then what's the point?" ”
Liu Jin's face turned white all of a sudden, and she scolded her mother directly in her heart!
I'm an ancestor! Jian Yunshu, why did you tell Your Majesty this? Originally, curiosity was heavy, what if this guy wanted to eat puffer fish with a slap in the head?
was slandering but heard Zhengde say: "If I go to Jiangnan, I will definitely try it." ”
Jian Ning smiled, "Your Majesty can taste it." ”
Liu Jin's eyes widened, and he said in his heart, aren't you making trouble?
Zhengde was immediately very happy when he heard this. In his heart, Jian Ning is also a scholar, what he said in the past, those scholars always had to persuade him, or the first time someone agreed with his own ideas, and suddenly Long Yan said happily: "Although you are cowardly, you are not pedantic, forget the previous nickname, I won't give it to you." ”
Jian Ning pursed her lips and said secretly in her heart: "Don't! I'm counting on you to become popular, and then go back to my hometown to enjoy the real Baume & Mercier treatment. ”
In his heart, his face was silent, and he said: "Your Majesty is a golden body, if Your Majesty wants to eat puffer fish, someone must test the poison, but you don't have to worry about your life." It's just that this puffer fish has to be eaten fresh, otherwise the toxin will spread, and no matter how high the skill is, it will be useless. ”
"What's so hard about that? I just went down to Jiangnan. ”
Sure enough, it's a loser!
Your father was tired and tired to save the somewhat decadent government of the Ming Dynasty. But it's good that you set a precedent that the Son of Heaven does not go to court, and you waste money everywhere, I will kill you if I am your father.
Jian Ning's disgust for this bear child added another layer in her heart, so she said: "Alas, it would be good if Your Majesty could go to Jiangnan." It's just that the son of a daughter can't sit down, if Your Majesty goes out to patrol the palace, you must practice the palace, and the people's daughters come all the way, seeing that the people's lives are still not rich, if Your Majesty wants to tour south, I'm afraid it will provoke the courtiers. ”
Zhengde opened his mouth, and suddenly his face sank, "Jian Yunshu, are you referring to me?" ”
Jian Ning hurriedly knelt down, "The folk girl doesn't dare." ”
"Humph!"
Zhengde snorted coldly, "What don't you dare?" You think I don't want to be a gentleman? But those courtiers let it? Oh, those people say it's for the world, but it's actually for themselves. ”
Jian Ning pursed his lips, Zhengde's words were not unreasonable, but he could say that he didn't dare to accept them.
Seeing that Jian Ning hung his head again and didn't answer, Zhengde threw the chopsticks and said, "Why don't you speak again?" Just praised you for not being pedantic, you will soon be like those old masters, so boring! ”
"How dare the people talk about the government?"
"If I ask you to say it, you will say, who would dare to trouble you?"
Jian Ning was silent, only bowed again, and the room suddenly became extremely quiet.
Zhu Houzhao was irritable, what did she mean by this? He suddenly realized that this Mr. Jinling was not as good as those gentlemen in the court, and he was very stubborn in his bones. It is not uncommon to want her to enter the palace and promise to be Jieyu for her, but now she will come to the tank with herself, where did she have the guts?
"Why don't you speak?"
Zhengde slapped the table, "I let you speak!"
Jian Ning raised her head, looked at Zhengde and said: "Don't dare to criticize the government, the people have nothing to say!" ”
Liu Jin regretted it!
He should have thought that he could write a biography of three laughs, and the person who shoots the eagle would not be an echo worm. This is who she is. Yes, if you don't have a pure heart, how can you get this dusty appearance?
The beautiful and indifferent face was reflected in Zhu Houzhao's eyes, and the woman's pursed lips showed the stubbornness in her bones, this is not a person who will change her position because of wealth and rights.
Zhu Houzhao was very angry, the group of birdmen in the court often used this face to oppose his opinion, and now this little woman dares to do this, is it really an ornament for him?
When I picked up the chopsticks, I wanted to throw them, but the hand I raised suddenly stopped.
Most of the courtiers in the court are for profit, and they are using themselves to brush their names, but what is she for? She's a woman......
Thinking of her reluctance, Zhu Houzhao's hand froze there, and an idea popped up in his mind: Is she really unwilling to come to the capital, and at the same time wants to hate her and let her go home early?
Zhu Houzhao is a very smart person, and after pondering this idea together, he discovered Jian Ning's motives. The raised hand was slowly lowered, and he sneered, "Jian Yunshu, do you want to learn from those dead ministers?" How can I be used as a raft? Hehe, my dignified man can't tolerate a little temper of a little girl? You don't want to use this method, I won't bother with you, you get up, continue to talk, this Jiangnan scenery. ”
A trace of surprise flashed in Jian Ning's eyes, seeing that there was finally a little movement in the eyes that had never been waveless, a certain faint gentleman was happy, felt refreshed, reached out in a good mood, pulled Jian Ning up, pressed it to the chair, and said: "I said, there is no son of heaven today, you and I are confidants, you can speak freely." ”
Jian Ning glanced at Zhengde suspiciously, wondering in her heart.
Aren't you angry? You're angry! Then drive me out of the capital and I'll be liberated!
pressed the wonder in his stomach, and had to say: "The people's daughter obeys." ”
Zhengde listened to the Jiangnan customs for an afternoon, and only after Jian Ning spoke was smoking in his throat. Sample, fight with me, I have learned since I was a child, but the imperial technique will not be able to control you as a little girl?
Zhengde's heart was happy, thinking about the little woman's slightly frizzy performance later, and he felt that he had won a big battle today. When I was having dinner, I couldn't help but eat half a bowl more, and when I thought of a certain girl's performance, I was laughing alone, and I couldn't be happy.
Liu Jin was waiting by the side, only to feel that his eyelids were beating hard. He is a little uncertain now, it seems that the Son of Heaven is indeed a little different from this Jinling Baixiaosheng, and he is completely right about his own plan. But that Jian Yunshu is obedient on the surface, but in fact, he has the backbone of a scholar, and he doesn't seem to be easy to handle, how can this be good?
Just thinking about it, I heard Zhengde say: "Big companion, you arrange it, I have to go to see Mr. tomorrow." ”
"Huh?"
Liu Jin exclaimed, "Your Majesty, tomorrow is the day of the Great Dynasty......
Zhengde yawned, "Whether it's Chang Dynasty or Da Chao, don't you have Liu Jin?" You can go, let Zhang Yong accompany me to see Mr. ”
Liu Jin gritted his teeth, who is not good to call Zhang Yong? He and Zhang Yong are both from the Qiandi, but now the relationship between the two is quite bad, but the emperor is also very happy with Zhang Yong. When I thought that Zhang Yong would take over his position tomorrow, I felt very unhappy.
But he didn't dare to refute, he had today thanks to the grace of the Son of Heaven. And he had already made the Son of Heaven unhappy by tearing up with Zhang Yong before, and he couldn't make the Son of Heaven unhappy anymore.
Thinking of this, he said: "Yes, the slave maid will arrange it." ”
After a pause, he said: "Your Majesty is a golden body, if you want to be accompanied by your husband, why do you have to go in person?" ”
"How boring is that?"
Zhengde shook his head, "I came to this leopard room, and this leopard room has become a forbidden palace again, so boring." Or I'll go, do you see her scared face today? Hehe, I probably didn't expect me to visit in person, right? ”
Speaking of this, he suddenly became excited and muttered, "Hmph! I just say, who can be exempt from vulgarity? I seem to be a little happy to see me go today. By the way, I see that she is dressed quite plainly, it is not easy to live in the capital, you go to the treasury to pick up some things to reward her. ”
After a pause, he said: "By the way, her nest will also be moved for me, move it closer, and it will be easier for me to enter and exit." The size is not restricted, it should be clean and elegant, Jiangnan people, they are all elegant. ”
Liu Jin nodded again and again, but his heart became uneasy. But think about it again, I grew up with the Son of Heaven, and Li Dongyang and others can only be people with their tails between their legs in front of them, are they still afraid of a woman? If she is disobedient, there are means to kill her!
Thinking of this, his eyebrows widened, and he nodded again and again, "Your Majesty, don't worry, the slave will do it." ”
After a pause, he said, "It's just that the mansion will take some time." What an elegant person is Mr. Jinling? How can an ordinary mansion be given to her? I blamed the slave maid for not thinking about it before, but she neglected Mr. Your Majesty rest assured, the slave maid will go to find it, and then pick it up, and ensure that Mr. will forget to return to the capital. ”
"Hah! Right! ”
Zhengde smiled and said, "That's what I want." ”
Humming again, "Can't I see it?" Her words are half-true and half-false, it is indeed an honor for the Son of Heaven to summon her, and she wants to leave after seeing it, hum, what do you think of me? Don't rub this little girl well, really think that our northern masters are bad seeds, fight with me, tender! ”
Liu Jin was overjoyed, he guessed the heart of the Son of Heaven again! Sure enough, this Jian Yunshu's reluctance was still visible to the Son of Heaven. Son of God, you are actually smart! Jian Yunshu thought he was covering it up well, but who was the emperor? Since childhood, I want the wind to be windy, and I want to be rainy, how can I tolerate a female rogue who disobeys herself?
Thinking that the Son of Heaven was only a little interested because of Jian Ning's disobedience, Liu Jin was much more relieved. At that moment, he ordered someone to open the treasury, picked out a few gifts very carefully, and called a few little eunuchs to help inquire about the residence.
On the morning of the second day, Zhu Houzhao knocked on the door of Jian Ning's house again, looked at the Son of Heaven outside the door, the fritters in Jian Ning's hand fell, and subconsciously said: "Your Majesty, don't you need to go to court early?" Why is it here again? ”