1. [Jealousy Part 1]

**Sushu has always been jealous, which makes Meng Ze very melancholy. Finally one day at dinner, Meng Ze plucked up the courage - **

Meng Ze: I went to Muhualou today.

Sushu (dumbfounded): What?

Meng Ze (raised eyebrows): I saw a girl who was like a flower.

Sushu: Oh? Oh......

Meng Ze: Are you jealous?

Su Shu (serious face): No, my dear, I have always felt that the word "like flowers and jade" is to describe you, is there anything better in this world than my husband?

Meng Ze (blushing instantly, raising his hand to cover his face, suddenly feeling wrong, raising his hand to cover Su Shu's face): Eat...... Let's eat.

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2, [Jealousy Part 2]

**Nan Xiao is a strong competitor, these days Nan Xiao has sent people to the galaxy every day to send posts to invite Su Shu to go to the country of Xuanyuan to play, Meng Ze is a little jealous, ready to talk to Su Shu. **

Meng Ze: Su Shu, what do you think of Nan Xiao, an immortal?

Sushu (blurted out): Perverted.

Meng Ze (a little happy): Do you have any other opinions about him?

Sushu (frowning): Rich.

Meng Ze: I'm actually not poor. Xuanluo Palace and even the entire Demon Realm can give you ......

Su Shu (shakes his head): You are different from Nan Xiao.

Meng Ze: What's the difference?

Su Shu (looking up at Meng Ze): It's different in what I like about you!

Meng Ze (covering Su Shu's face to prevent Su Shu from seeing his blush): Let's eat.

Su Shu (covered in confusion): Excuseme? How can you cover my face and let me eat?

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3. [Giving birth]

**One day, Su Shu saw the white and chubby doll of the Eastern Wilderness God of War. She wanted a baby. So when she fell asleep that night, she went to Meng Ze to talk about this issue seriously. **

Su Shu (pillowed on Meng Ze's chest, raised his eyes to look at Meng Ze): But he said, I like children a little, Meng Ze, do you like children?

Meng Ze (stunned for three seconds, then turned over and pressed Su Shu under him): I like it.

(Lights-out time.) ）

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4. [Look at the stars]

**At night, Su Shu and Meng Ze watched the stars in the Star Pavilion. **

Sushu (pointing to the bright stars of the Milky Way): Look at the vast stars, these are all the rivers and mountains laid down for you by this god.

Meng Ze (side eye): Thank you.

Su Shu (looking at Meng Ze, sincere face): Do you have anything to give me?

Meng Ze (blurted out): Last time you said that you like children, I plan to give you a doll.

Sushu (shocked): What do you say?

Meng Ze picked up Su Shu horizontally and flew down the Star Picking Pavilion and went straight to the wing.

(Lights-out time.) ）

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5. [Too Sadistic]

**Su Shu and Meng Ze saw the messages and comments from readers. **

Sushu (frowning, worried): Readers say our story is too abusive.

Meng Ze: Oh? Abuse?

Su Shu: Yes, the two of us used to be quite abusive. Some readers expressed that they couldn't stand it.

Meng Ze (kissed Su Shu's forehead): Are you still abusive?

Sushu: It's a little bit more.

Meng Ze (kissed Su Shu's eyebrows): Are you still abusive?

Sushu: Much better.

Meng Ze (kissed the tip of Su Shu's nose): Now, are you still abusive?

Sushu (shaking his head firmly): Not abusive, a little sweet.

The melon-eating audience watched strongly, saying that they wanted to see the two gods kiss one more and not turn off the lights.

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6. [Can't be raised]

**Sushu has raised a lot of things recently, but none of them have been fed. She was very depressed and sought comfort from Meng Ze. **

Sushu: The little plum I bought last month died, the little begonia I bought last month died, the little peony I bought last month died, and the cactus I bought this month also died. This deity is not happy.

Meng Ze (rubbing Su Shu's hair): It's okay, I'll raise it for you.

Su Shu (shaking his head): No, it's hard enough for you to raise me.

Meng Ze: In this way, you also supported me. I probably wouldn't have survived without you.

Sushu (looking up, tears hazy): Really?

Meng Ze (kissed Qin Sushu's forehead): Of course, you are all I have.

Xu Jiu: Don't talk about the two gods...... I got goosebumps.

Su Shu and Meng Ze (looking at Xu Jiu at the same time): Get out-

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7. [Look at the Beauty]

**Sushu has a hobby, that is, he likes to look at beautiful women, which makes Meng Ze very headache. Finally, one day, Meng Ze decided to talk to Su Shu. **

Meng Ze: Master Sushu.

Sushu (put down the beauty album and was shocked): As soon as you call me Sushu, I feel panicked.

Meng Ze (trying to maintain a serious look): Can you stop looking at beautiful women.

Sushu (grievance): That...... What do you look at when you're bored?

Meng Ze (serious face): Can't you look at me?

Su Shu (throwing away the picture of the beautiful woman, nodding like pounding garlic): Okay, you are better looking than them.

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8. [First Sight]

**Today, we sent a newly appointed reporter from the Immortal Realm, Xu Xian (clerical error, crossed out) Xu Jiu, to interview the famous model couple of the Divine Realm, Sushu Shenzun and Meng Zexuanjun, which is the report sent back from the front. **

Xu Jiu (holding up the microphone): May I ask how Sushu Shenzun felt when he first saw Meng Ze?

Su Shu: Oh my God, is this Nie Su in front of me?!

Xu Jiu: And then?

Su Shu: Oh, no, I'm sorry, I mistook the immortals.

Xu Jiu: ...... Isn't there anything else, like love at first sight? A small heart pounding?

Su Shu (cheeks slightly red): At that time, I thought that this fairy was very good-looking~

Xu Jiu: What if you were on the bank of the Milky Way that day and saw a fairy who was not as good-looking as him?

Su Shu: Oh, this is naturally a distraction. If he sees you, this god will turn around and leave, not even wanting to speak.

Xu Jiu: Hehehehehe, the Sushu Shenzun is really humorous haha......

Sushu (serious face): No, I'll tell you the truth, this god is upright.

Xu Jiu (aside): Ahem, let's interview Meng Ze Xuanjun again, what did Xuanjun feel when he first saw Sushu Shenzun?

Meng Ze: It's good-looking, but I don't know it.

Xu Jiu: Huh? Just because I think it's good-looking, doesn't I feel anything else?

Meng Ze: This is naturally a distraction, if I see you, I don't even have the feeling of "good-looking".

Xu Jiu: Hehehehe, Meng Zexuanjun is also very humorous haha......

Meng Ze (hugging Su Shu's shoulder): No, I'll tell you the truth, Ben Xuanjun is upright.

Xu Jiu (although I want to cry, I still have to keep laughing): Host, this is the interview report that Xu Jiu sent back to you from the front......

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9, [Secret Love]

The story takes place when Meng Ze didn't know that Su Shu liked him, that is, when Meng Ze was in the stage of having a crush on Su Shu, and one day Meng Ze got drunk. **

Meng Ze: Sushu, I think it's too hard to have a crush on this kind of thing.

Sushu (doubtful): Now, besides me, who else do you have a crush on?

Meng Ze (confused): I have a crush on ...... You, do you know I like you?

Sushu (nodding): If you think it's too tiring to like me, then I'll like you instead.

Meng Ze (don't say a word, kiss it): I'm not tired, I like you, and I'm not tired for the rest of my life.

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10. [Eat spicy strips]

**The god of Sushu descended to earth and saw a group of elementary school students wearing red scarves eating spicy strips. Half a month after she returned to heaven, she went down to earth again and saw a group of college students eating spicy noodles. She pinched her fingers and found that the same group of people were eating spicy strips. Hence the following conversation. **

Su Shu: Meng Ze, I found that mortals love to eat spicy strips.

Meng Ze: Are you down again? What are spicy strips.

Sushu: It's ...... Do you know Wei Long? I heard that if you eat spicy strips, you have to eat Weilong.

Meng Ze: I actually prefer to eat Lao Gan Ma.

Sushu (shocked, frightened): Old godmother? Did you eat your godmother?

Meng Ze: No, Lao Gan Ma is a kind of chili sauce. That's it, it can eat several steamed buns and eat.

Sushu (drooling): They mortals say, sour and spicy women......

Meng Ze: Huh?

Sushu (pulls out the gold leaf): Can you go to the mortal world and sell some for me to come back and taste it? For the sake of the baby, really, it's not that I want to eat, it's that the baby wants to eat.

Meng Ze: I refuse. Junk food, not edible.

Plain Book: ...... If you don't let me eat it, then I will give birth to a baby and train him to eat spicy strips from an early age, just like the dolls in the mortal world, from kindergarten to college.

Meng Ze: You wait. I'm going to go down to earth.

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11. [Three-year immortal test, five-year simulation]

**Sushu recently went down to earth again, and saw that the dolls in the mortal world were buying books, and the titles were all "Three Years of College Entrance Examination, Five Years of Simulation", so she bought a set of various subjects, returned to Xuanluo Palace, and had the following dialogue. **

Meng Ze (watching Su Shu carrying a sack of things, quickly took it): What is this?

Su Shu: Originally, it was "Three Years of College Entrance Examination, Five Years of Simulation", but I adapted it with a trick.

Meng Ze: What did you change to?

Sushu: three-year immortal test, five-year simulation.

Meng Ze: Did you buy it for yourself? Are you going to take the Taixue Palace?

Sushu: No, I bought it for future dolls. We want to win at the starting line.

Meng Ze (deep sigh): Speaking of dolls, I think we should solve one thing first.

Su Shu: Huh?

(Below are the lights-out times.) The doll after the distressed book can not be more than three seconds. ）

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12. [Nan Xiao's birthday gift]

**It's about to be Nanxiao's birthday, and Su Shu has brought back a sack of things from the mortal world. So a conversation ensued. **

Meng Ze (looking at Su Shu carrying a sack of things, and quickly took it): What's in it this time?

Sushu: Nan Xiao is going to have a birthday, this is a birthday gift for him.

Meng Ze (jealous, awkward): Oh...... What kind of birthday present is this?

Plain book: Laoshan white flower snake grass water.

Meng Ze: I'll pay for it, plus a sack of Oriental Leaf Oolong Tea, a sack of black pine sand, and a sack of red scream.

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13. [WeChat]

**Su Shu and Meng Ze occasionally live in the Milky Way and Xuanluo Palace, respectively, and spend a few days in a short long-distance relationship. During this time, they will be in touch via WeChat. **

Meng Ze [Sleeping?] ]

Plain book [no.] ]

Meng Ze [Why don't you sleep yet?] ]

Plain book [I can't sleep when I think about it.]

Meng Ze (just about to reply, but found that Su Shu withdrew a message, and a line of small print was displayed on the screen)——

[Sushu retracts a message and kisses you and says he loves you forever]