100. Banquet

He leaned against the crooked-necked tree, brushed his fingers at the snowflakes stained on the girl's hair on the tree, squinted and smiled: "Last time you called me Nie Su, this time you call me Meng Ze." Sushu Shenzun empathizes and doesn't fall in love? ”

There was an ethereal voice that came to my ears - "There are eight sufferings in life, and one suffering is called 'I can't ask for it'." All the glory and loveliness of all things, the desire of the heart, but the desire of the heart. Sushu Shenzun, 140,000 years have been empty, don't miss the people in front of you again. ”

I looked at him and smiled: "Uncle Huang, don't come unharmed, I was once arrested by your nephew and taken to the palace, but I almost became your wife." No, I should call you Emperor Jiuque now? ”

The little girl on the crooked neck tree jumped down as soon as she heard what I said, and her small body was blocking in front of Jiuque, in fact, she was just blocking Jiuque's knees, but her face was very cold, "This princess will give you 100,000 gold beads, you hurry up and leave here, he is my husband, don't think about being his wife anymore." ”

Ben Shenzun was amused by her sentence "Give you 100,000 gold beads, you get out of here quickly", raised his eyebrows and looked at the doll and said, "Who are you?" ”

"She is the little princess of the country of Xuanyuan, Nangong." Jiuque pinched her little shoulders and lifted her back to the crooked neck tree.

I probably smiled not very seriously: "I didn't know that the emperor still had such a little wife." ”

Jiuque turned his head to look at me, and a few embarrassments appeared on his face: "Don't listen to her nonsense, at my age, I can't be her grandfather." ”

The Nangong girl quickly hugged his arm, her eyelashes flickered, and she was very elfty, "I don't dislike you for being old, not at all." ”

Honjin: "......"

On that day, Jiuque accepted the inkstone in the end.

It's just that he said: "The Buddha said that in his life, if there is color and no color, if there is no thought, if there is no thought, if there is no thought, if there is no thought, the Buddha can make it enter the infinite nirvana and extinguish it." It's just that Benjun doesn't even understand himself now, let alone others. However, it would be better for this child to stay here and be a companion for Nangong. ”

I thanked him for accepting the inkstone, and asked him if he really wanted to paint a picture for him, and he waved his hand upside down and smiled: "I already know who you see, so you don't need to paint." However, Lord God, don't fall in love with this matter, you have to think about it yourself. ”

Jiuque's face is a mirror that reflects his heart. From the first time I returned to the God Realm, I saw that his face was Nie Su's appearance, and now, he is Meng Ze's description in my eyes.

Seeing this side of him, he suddenly felt that the flowers and trees that had been transformed by the affection in his heart were all pruned clean. I like Meng Ze, it's become a straightforward, clean thing.

"If I say from a friend, I should advise you to go to the day and have a long time to come, and cherish this marriage; From the perspective of Buddhism, I should remind you that you are afraid that you are involved in the long-cherished fate of your previous life, and the karma is like fire, so you should avoid it. ”

Jiuque, he is really powerful, and he can see at a glance that there is an unsolvable calamity on me.

I looked at him and said, "I never thought that the imperial uncle who was in a wheelchair and could not walk in the mortal world would be the Emperor of the Southern Wilderness. Now I feel that you still have some ability. Yun Yan entrusted to you, if you regret it, you are bound to drink it. ”

Before leaving, Yun Yan finally looked up at me, his fingers hurriedly tugged at my sleeve, and called me a word of Lord Shenzun.

The innocent aura went up, and in a trance, a bright and brilliant scene poured into my spiritual platform.

It was twilight, and a girl drove a carriage full of night pearls to the country of Xuanyuan, and behind her, a large area of clouds spread all over the western sky. In front of her, the bright moonlight was clear and bright, and under the moonlight, stood the immortal who greeted her, the eldest prince of the country of Xuanyuan at that time.

She turned over and dismounted, and her voice was clear: "Eldest son, I once lost one, do you mind?" ”

Under the broad cold, Nan Xiaomo held the thousand-eyed Bodhi pendant in his hand, and looked at the car of night pearls behind him, and the hazy light reflected the little "boy" in front of him.

I once thought about what Nan Xiao said that could make Yun Yan have a deep affection for him from now on, and would rather bend down to be a pawn in his hand.

I didn't hear that sentence until todayβ€”

"Princess Yunyan is the best night pearl in the world, it's good that you're here." Nan Xiao laughed.

……

Three months later.

On the first day of March of another year, the current Emperor of Heaven held a banquet in Hanxiao Palace and specially invited me.

At that time, I had been indulging in the mortal world for more than a month, and when I was found by the upright priest and god, I was already drunk and unconscious in the arms of several girls. He said that this god is corrupt and unorthodox, and he wants to go to the emperor of heaven to revisit me.

I burped a few times, exhaled a cloud of wine, and sneered a few times: "Grandma." ”

Silu Shenjun didn't know that the Emperor of Heaven had a request for me.

This should start from the nineteenth day of the second month of the Celestial Calendar, the Heavenly Emperor of the Nine Heavens sent the immortal officials around him to the Milky Way to send me a post, saying that there was something important to discuss, and on the first day of the third month, he held a banquet for me in the Hanxiao Palace, telling me to go.

The scene is as similar as it was 140,000 years ago.

This god naturally knows why the Emperor of Heaven invited me. Ever since the fall of the Celestial Spiral, the gods have begun to panic. They said that two stars had fallen in the sky, Insight and Tianxuan, and that this was a great omen.

Jin Juan told me that it was not two in the mouths of the gods, but four. Tens of thousands of years ago, when this god was still asleep, the two stars of Yuheng and Shaking Light in the Big Dipper had already fallen. The Big Dipper constellation has seven visible stars and two hidden stars, and it is almost half of it falling. And the Big Dipper constellation was born towards the Ziwei Emperor Star in the north sky, and the light of the Emperor Star had dimmed. This calamity is far more treacherous and irresistible than the gods thought.

As for why Jin Juan told me. Because she felt that it was she who came to the galaxy to ask this god to save Yun Yan and caused me to fall into the calculation, she had sworn to promise me, and also promised Meng Ze that she would not hurt me again, but in the end it caused me to fall into the trap and finally never get along with Meng Ze in old age. She said she owes me and must come and serve me.

At first I refused. But later, I found that Jin Juan's cooking was very delicious, so I left her. Well, I'll be honest, I was too lonely myself in the depths of the galaxy, so I promised her to stay.

During the period, Su Ran, who was next to Changjue, came to the galaxy to send me a new dim sum, Jin Juan and her were very close to each other, and the two female officials chatted and figured out more styles and practices of dim sum.

In addition to her good cooking skills, Jin Juan is careful and proper, and she doesn't talk much, but occasionally she will have fun with me. Later, when he was worried about me, he would dress up as a man and send me to the mortal world, but he would only wait for me outside the flower building and not go in.

Moreover, Jin Juan used to work beside Nan Xiao, and she knew no less than the immortals around the Emperor of Heaven.

So, I believed her that the calamity of the stars was more dangerous than the gods thought.

I don't know which immortal moved this god out, or the Emperor of Heaven himself remembered it so he moved this god out. Therefore, he wanted to put on a feast, and on the surface he invited me to drink, but in fact he invited me to be martyred.

Today, Si Lu Shenjun came by chance, just in time for Jin Juan to go back to the galaxy to get clean clothes for me, no one stopped him, he rushed into the girl's pile, and angrily rushed to the crown to join me. Ben Shenzun scolded him with a sentence of "Grandma you", he took out the supplement on my shoulder, rushed into the warm spring light outside the flower building, and took me all the way to the sky through the wind and waves, entered the Hanxiao Palace, and met his Emperor of Heaven.

It's just that the current Emperor of Heaven is more aware of the matter of inviting people to do things, and he should be happy even if he can't grovel. Seeing the drunken Divine Venerable, he was not like his grandfather's bronze bell-faced and iron-skinned appearance, but the spring breeze was blowing on his face, and he asked me with a kind and kind appearance: "Sushu Divine Venerable is from the mortal world?" ”

The lawyer answered yes for me, and by the way, he joined me, saying that I had a chaotic private life and was doing shameless things with a group of girls.

Ben Shenzun laughed, and a wine burp came out in response to the situation, and he couldn't help but tell the truth: "If drinking with a girl is shameless, then what is it that the Emperor of Heaven specially set up a big banquet in Hanxiao Palace today and drinks with me?" But it's shameless? ”

The law is upright, and he goes down to earth without permission, disturbing the Divine Law Immortal Gang, and not taking the Emperor of Heaven in his eyes.

Then I had to play dumb: "Oh? But do you say that the gods are not allowed to descend to earth in this heaven now, even if they are aware of the suffering of the people? When did this rule exist, when this god rejuvenated and returned, he had never heard everyone mention it, "He said more and more painfully, "Why are so many immortals, none of them have ever told this god venerable?" Who is in charge of this work of popularizing the law now, and why has it not been popularized to this deity? Rolling up his sleeves, he said sadly to the Emperor of Heaven on the throne, "Lord Emperor, I also want to refer to a book of plain books, which immortal is responsible for publicizing the laws of the divine realm, and he took it for nothing but did not fulfill his responsibilities, which is really chilling." ”

Si Lu knelt down towards his Heavenly Emperor, "It's Weichen." But he still didn't give up, and planned to burn the jade with me, "Heavenly Emperor, I beg you to dispose of me and Sushu Shenzun together!" ”

The Emperor of Heaven finally couldn't help it, and said kindly: "Those who don't know are not guilty, and bring the Sushu Divine Venerable to the seat." ”

The lawyer almost cried.

This god no longer has to kneel and kowtow in front of the Emperor like he did back then, which makes me somewhat relieved. It's just that I'm drunk, and it's inevitable that I'm not very sharp between my steps, and I tripped over myself, but fortunately, a handsome young fairy helped me, and that action reminded me of the long trick of the year.

He bowed his head and thanked him, but saw the dragon pattern on his sleeve. This is probably the crown prince. So he raised his eyes and looked more.

It's just that after three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the Emperor of Heaven looked at me at the top of the main hall, and said cordially: "Aiqing." ”

My heart still trembled, but I also understood that it was time for him to get down to business.