338. There are dogs in the middle of the bus
Originally, Feng Haoran was going to take the train to Julu Mountain in Shangqiu, but in this way, the goal was too big, and our actions at this time were relatively secretive, so we were not prepared to go over with great fanfare, and the minibus was a very good cover.
Even on the front of the bus, there is a sign of Yin Yang Travel Agency, which makes me very embarrassed, and I feel that everything is very clever, and I have prepared in advance for the things that can be encountered along the way.
No, at the high speed, several high-speed policemen stopped us, it was two young male policemen, and as soon as they looked at us, there was a burst of shouting: "Turn off the fire, come down for inspection." ”
Zhao Xiwen glanced at me, but still smiled and came down with me, and the police saw Zhao Xiwen's appearance, their eyes were wide, but in line with the duty of the police, the two quickly recovered and said: "Driver, do you know if you are driving speeding!" ”
They said to the fist.
At this time, he smiled and said with a smile on his face: "I'm sorry, two police officers, we're in a hurry at this time, so we're faster." ”
The policemen looked at each other, and soon came to the trunk of the car, and they said, "Look at what's inside!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the surrounding atmosphere stiffened, where the suitcase was placed, that was where we stored our tools, and even Lao Guan put a Barrett sniper rifle in it!
And at this moment, I saw a dagger appear in Duanmu Yun's hand, obviously planning to do something extreme, and Feng Haoran glared at her angrily, she took the dagger back, Zhao Xiwen said to me: "I'm afraid things are not good......"
I thought about it for a moment, and I said, "Are we still in there?" ”
Zhao Xiwen counted: "Yes, what? ”
I smiled and immediately said, "Brother Fist, open the suitcase, aren't we in a hurry now, let the officers hurry up and finish the inspection, let's go!" ”
At this moment, the fist looked at me vigilantly, he didn't look very happy, but also a little angry, he said: "Aaron, you are a little inauthentic, there are not only your things, but other people's things!" ”
The implication is that I don't talk too much, in case the police find out what is in it, then we won't be able to eat and walk around, let alone go to Julu Mountain, but Feng Haoran said: "Open it!" ”
"But ......" Although the fist is Feng Haoran's second brother, he still obeys Feng Haoran in various things.
Gritting his fists and teeth, he opened the suitcase, and at this time, the Howling Dog jumped out of it and began to laugh at me, I immediately gestured to the Howling Dog, and the Howling Dog actually pounced on the policeman, licking the saliva on the faces of the two people, and at the same time, the Howling Dog actually climbed on the policeman's legs, showing an evil smile!
No one could have imagined that the Howling Dog still had the guts, and at the same time, there was silence around him, and I also had a premonition of what was about to happen, and slapped myself on the forehead, and the Howling Dog immediately began to take the policeman's knee as the beautiful buttocks of a, and immediately began to straddle and sway, and the policeman was shocked and scolded loudly: "Whose dog, whose dog!" Take it out of my way!! Fast! ”
I whistled immediately, but the whistling dog left a white object the size of a coin on the top of the officer's pants and ran to me in contentment.
At the same time, as soon as the police were about to deliver the goods, Feng Haoran immediately nodded to the boxer, and the boxer walked towards me angrily: "This friend, our tour group said that we are not allowed to bring pet dogs out, and you even brought them out!" ”
"Hey, what's wrong with me bringing my own dog? Provoked you?! "I was in a few ways, I saw the fist squeezing his eyebrows at me, and I immediately saw that he wanted me to cooperate with the play, after all, it is difficult to meet the traffic police on the highway, according to the usual they will search for items, and we may be able to avoid some movement.
Hearing my words, Fist Xi came over with a limp and immediately yelled at me, "Get out of here!" I don't need a rude tourist like you?! ”
"Did my dog scold you or bite you?! You make it clear to me! And you can let me go, you can send me back, deliver it to my door, and then grasp the more than 100 yuan of travel expenses paid to me, damn! If you don't give it to me, don't you want me to go! I pretended to be angry and yelled.
Fist Xisha grabbed my collar even more excitedly, and he said, "You really think I don't dare to do it?" You go to the city and ask, my brother Riot has been driving a car for decades, and I'm really not afraid to get into trouble with you! ”
"Do it!" I also grabbed my fist's clothes and yelled.
The policeman on the side couldn't see it, and immediately came to persuade us: "Okay, okay, what's the trouble?!" Really, one of you is a driver and the other is a tourist, and if you continue to make trouble here, it will delay the time of other tourists! If you are fighting like this, go to the bureau and talk, and everyone will not want to leave when the time comes! ”
"Don't!" Fist Xi softened, and immediately took a cigarette and passed it to the two policemen: "Two police brothers, I admit it, I admit it!" I was also unlucky today, I didn't even check my luggage, and I didn't even know that I brought a live dog into the car! ”
The policeman refused the cigarette and said: "The service industry is like this, but when you quarreled with the customer just now, I'm afraid it will make trouble for you, and you will be deducted from the bonus, drive well, don't make any moths!" ”
Quan Xisha hurriedly nodded and said yes.
And the policeman walked to my side again, he patted the dust on my clothes and smiled: "Xiao Young is a little angry, is my girlfriend unable to save face here?" ”
As soon as the policeman's voice fell, Zhao Xiwen actually covered her face and whined, looking like she was crying, I hurriedly comforted: "Baby, don't cry, don't cry It's my mistake!" ”
The corner of the policeman's mouth twitched, and he said: "It's really not safe for this dog to take in the car, but seeing that you are also in a hurry this time, let's leave early...... Next time you'll want to remember that when you go on a tour, you should never bring pets! ”
"I see!" I smirked.
And Zhao Xiwen cried even more, I hurriedly went over to comfort her, at this time the police rode a motorcycle and gradually went away, and Zhao Xiwen put down her hand, already smiling with peach blossoms on her face, we looked at each other, and suddenly burst into warm laughter, fist Xisha gave me a thumbs up and said: "Ya, I thought I was the only one who had good acting skills, but I didn't expect Long Ye to be good, and he began to cooperate with me in such an emergency situation, so that I could also enter the play, if it wasn't for the police to help just now, I'm really going to fight with you! ”
Feng Haoran laughed, he said: "Come on, the two actors, when we get to the destination, we have a chance to have a drink, let's hurry now!" By the way, this dog should be put in the car, anyway, your dog is human, and you don't have to worry about causing any moths! ”
I said thank you and immediately returned to the bus, and at this time, while driving, Boxer began to twist his body, let go of the music, and Michael Jackson's BeaiIt came from the loudspeaker, and Boxer sang high in front: "BeatIt!" ”
The rest of us shouted, "BeatIt! ”
The atmosphere was unprecedentedly cheerful, and it continued to the bird's-eye view of the town next to Julu Mountain.
Julu Mountain is a very unpopular scenic spot, most of them are preserved the most primitive appearance, generally come here for vacation are some camping and wild lovers, so the people who come are young people, but now we are just in time for Valentine's Day, so there are more couples here than ever before.
I got out of the car and said, "Let's do this, let's go around first, get familiar with the terrain, it's evening, the sun hasn't gone down yet, wait a while our three brothers go up the mountain to see the path inside, and then when the moon rises, everyone gets together and prepares to go!" ”