On the eve of departure, I was packing up some tools, and at this time, Lao Guan came over and patted me on the shoulder, and asked with a smile: "Long time no see, I really don't know how much your skills have improved, after arriving at the destination later, show Lao Tzu two hands, it is best to play two tricks with Lao Tzu, compare and compare." ”

As soon as I heard that I was going to compare, I shook my head with a smile, and said humbly: "Come on, who doesn't know that your ancestor is Guan Erye, I'll compare with you, isn't that looking for death!" But I heard that Brother Guan recently had a new love? ”

Seeing me ask, Guan Shanhe smiled, turned around and sat down on the chair, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked like an old god was there: "Fortunately, I am a returnee doctoral student, good-looking, and then Lao Tzu told her that there are still seven girls in Lao Tzu's family, and that girl does not dislike it, saying that my husband is willing to follow me." ”

Saying that Lao Guan took out the photo, I took the photo, raised my eyebrows, glanced at him, and said that this Lao Guan is really a capable person, I have long heard that this guy has seven wives, and all of them are not bad-looking, they are all first-class beauties, especially a foreign girl named Lisa, with a good figure and a good face, the old man of the other party is still the boss of a multinational group, I don't know what means Lao Guan used to get it, but with such ability, it is estimated that when Lao Guan is old, there are not a group of wives and concubines around him!

"Guan Ye is really good! I admire the tightness! I said politely.

Lao Guan laughed and whispered to me: "Actually, according to me, just your little handsome appearance, it's a pity to guard a Zhao Xiwen, there are so many flowers and plants outside, you should go pick a few flowers for yourself to try, Xiwen, this girl We also know that the thinking is too old, with you, you are definitely not allowed to contaminate other flowers!" ”

At this time, Zhao Xiwen came over, she coughed lightly and said, "Wenlong, I heard it!" ”

I hurriedly stood up and smiled, and I said, "Wife, there are so many people here, you can give me some face...... When I go home, I can make you a cow or a horse, don't let me be unable to get off the stage here......"

Zhao Xiwen sneered, she glanced at me resentfully, I really saw that my soul was about to hook out, to be honest, just Xiwen's appearance and figure, I have her, I can't look at other women, and Xiwen is so interesting, basically as long as we are together at night, she will change the way to make me happy, so that I always have a feeling of being an emperor, think about it carefully, it's useless to have more wives, there is a wife who knows how to be interesting, gentle and virtuous, it's better than anything!

But my begging for mercy was heard by Lao Guan, Lao Guan patted his thigh and laughed, his eyebrows danced: "I feel that your master Long is still a master who is afraid of his wife, come on, I can see your future days, basically just guard your wife and children and don't leave, isn't it?!" ”

I breathed a little, and hurriedly scolded: "Lao Guan, your mouth is too stubborn, I won't say it, listen to you, I didn't expect Guan Ye to have a pair of eyes that predict the future!" ”

Lao Guan waved his hand, put a pistol in the belt, and then covered his clothes and said: "Brother, you still say, when Lao Tzu is at home, which mother-in-law dares to beep with Lao Tzu, if she dares, Lao Tzu will not visit her for a month, and when she gets to the back, she will come to me with water!" ”

Lao Guan's straightforwardness also made me dumbfounded, so I didn't talk to him, after all, there is no bottom to talk like this, I turned around and found that the Roaring Sky Dog was gone, I looked over and found that Duanmu Yun was actually combing the Roaring Sky Dog at this time, and even tied a small braid to the Roaring Sky Dog, which made me quite speechless.

But seeing her intoxicated appearance, he couldn't bear to speak, so he let her go, not to mention that the roaring dog was still very intoxicated, this person and a dog seemed to be hiding some secret ......

I had already bought a breakfast that was not rich, it was flatbread fritters and green onion rolls, as well as some fried dumplings xiao long bao, but I didn't have much appetite, so I ate a few fried dumplings.

However, at this time, Lao Guan was energetic again, he chewed the flatbread, and suddenly pulled out a curly hair from his teeth, and immediately became unwilling, shouting: "Who goes to the toilet and doesn't absorb it, and kneads this hair into the dough!" ”

I secretly said that it was not good, this Lao Guan was going to cause trouble, so I hurriedly ran over, but Lao Guan had already walked towards the breakfast shop angrily, and Feng Haoran also ran out with me.

Feng Haoran said: "My eldest brother has this temper, don't care." ”

"It's very appetizing, refreshing!" I laughed.

When we came to the breakfast shop, we saw Lao Guan chatting with the little girl who bought breakfast, Lao Guan waved to me and said, "Master Long, why don't you tell me that this person who buys breakfast is actually a beautiful girl!" ”

My master glanced at Xiao Li embarrassedly, she has been buying breakfast under our blood alliance headquarters for several years, I heard that she is from Shaanxi, came here to work, and then opened a breakfast shop from herself, I often come to her store for breakfast, especially like the delicious hula soup.

I thought to myself, the curly hair in Lao Guan's teeth, nine times out of ten, is Xiao Li's, Xiao Li got up at five o'clock to knead flour, a very serious girl, and her heart is quite kind.

It's just that such a beautiful girl has a very helpless illness, her leg has been amputated, that is, she only has one leg, and the other leg is a prosthetic.

At this time, Guan Shanhe said with a smile: "Shanxi Yunzhou is a good place, I used to be there when I was a soldier, my sister over there is beautiful, and the food is authentic, do you know what I like most about your hometown?" Hey! That's the mother-in-law's wine! ”

I frowned and asked, "Brother Feng, what kind of wine is this mother-in-law, why haven't I heard of it?" ”

"One of Yunzhou's specialties, once Lao Guan also told me, this wine is very special, it is brewed by ancient methods, it requires a sixteen-year-old woman who has not yet broken into the barrel, and then stirs glutinous rice, osmanthus, wine powder and other things with her body, I heard that a woman only does it once in her life, all when she gets married, she uses this mother-in-law wine to feast guests...... "Feng Haoran said embarrassedly, "Lao Guan used to often go to drink wine, he said that this wine has a girl's gentle body fragrance...... I'm drunk anyway......"

Saying that, Feng Haoran shook his head helplessly, and I had a new understanding of Lao Guan's three views, after chatting, I didn't expect Xiao Li to be provoked by Guan Shanhe, and he began to respond enthusiastically, she said: "You said it is a deep well on the top of Shilipo, that place is my hometown, do you remember, there are a few houses next to this deep well!" ”

"I haven't been there for ten years." Saying that, Lao Guan sighed.

At this time, Fist West drove a minibus from afar, and Fist West shouted: "The car is coming, everyone get in the car!" It's not too early! ”

Lao Guan looked at Xiao Li reluctantly, his lips moved and said, "Sister Juan'er, when my brother comes back, let's go to the movies together!" ”

And Xiao Li also blushed, and became shy: "I know, I know, you go quickly!" ”

Lao Yang walked over, and he said, "I just timed it, and I found that Lao Guan only had ten minutes to tease this girl...... Ten minutes to let the girl set the phone number, and then the first date location, what a cow! ”

Ah Bao on the side was already in tears, and suddenly ran towards Lao Guan and shouted: "Master, you are an apprentice and I will worship you, please accept me as a bad apprentice!" ”

Lao Guan looked at Ah Bao in a daze, and his lips twitched: "There are some things that need to be comprehended with heart......"

"Master!!" Po burst into tears, "For cute big!" ”

Lao Guan Hu's body was shocked, and he looked back at dusk, and tears flickered: "Just for this sentence, it is for you and I have the same consciousness!" Good apprentice! ”

Lao Guan and Ah Bao hugged each other, as if they were long-lost relatives, hugged their heads and cried, at the same time, Zhao Xiwen came over with some snacks, grabbed my arm, and said softly: "Honey, let's get in the car!" ”

Suddenly, Ah Bao hid his face and cried: "Master Long, you are torturing our single dogs......"

"Woohoo!" The Roaring Sky Dog also barked a few times, but at this time, Duanmu Yun came over and hugged the Roaring Sky Dog, and Ah Bao shed blood and tears: "Can you still let people breathe fresh air?" ”