"That little bunny! Who gave him the guts to say that! How dare you dislike me...... daughter! What kind of returnee is he? Is there such a quality returnee as him? I think it's a turtle! You still want to fall in love with me like that? Dream on him! Neuropathy, really—"

"Wife, what's wrong with you?"

Dad Tang was watching a variety show leisurely in the living room, when he suddenly heard his wife's roar from the kitchen, and hurriedly followed him to take a look at the situation.

Seeing Tang's mother angry at her mobile phone, Tang's father was stunned and shouted at his wife: "Oh, who made you angry?" ”

"You!"

Tang's mother turned her head and glared at Tang's father.

Looking at Tang's father's aggrieved appearance, Tang's mother was unmoved, and pointed to the boiled fish that had been boiled in the pot: "Look at you, you know how to eat, drink, sleep and sleep all day long, as well as watch TV, and you don't know how to help me." You see, you see, it's not good to hold a boiled fish, and the soup is spilled so much. What's the use of asking you? ”

Dad Tang didn't know who was so capable of making Tang's mother angry like this, and he didn't dare to ask more, so he walked to the living room with the boiled fish tremblingly.

Tang Xiangling heard his father being scolded again on the other end of the phone, and said 10,000 words of sorry to him in his heart.

I'm sorry Dad, for the sake of my life's events, you can only be wronged for the time being.

"Originally, I was unhappy when Zhang Fangling asked me to introduce you to the past, if it weren't for the fact that she begged me several times and you also liked her son, I wouldn't have introduced you to him. I didn't expect to be such an impolite guy who doesn't know how to respect his elders. ”

Wait, what did she hear? Does she like that kid from the Zhang family?

Tang Xiangling thought that he had misheard, and muttered on the side for a long time.

"In the future, don't associate with that kid surnamed Zhang, do you hear!"

Tang Xiangling heard that his goal had been achieved, so he didn't care about what Tang's mother said just now, and quickly nodded frantically: "I know, Mom, I listen to you." ”

"It's good to know." Tang's mother snorted coldly, thinking that she would never stay with that Zhang Fangling when she played cards in the future, looking at her in her heart, she really deserved to panic, "Your new blind date, I will find it for you again, you can prepare for me in the next few days, do you hear?" ”

"Still going on a blind date?!"

When Tang Xiangling heard the bad news, he felt that he was about to faint, so he hurriedly held on to the refrigerator next to him: "Mom, do you still have a high-quality blind date?" ”

"Of course, your mother and I have a wide range of connections, and we know more people than your classmates from kindergarten to college, how can you not find a suitable marriage partner for you?"

Tang Xiangling was completely desperate.

"What? Listening to your tone, it doesn't seem like you're willing to go? ”

After fighting wits and courage with Tang Ma for many years, Tang Xiangling summed up an experience, that is-

Don't go toe-to-toe with her, or you'll die a terrible death.

"Hahahaha, Mom, you're laughing, how can you not go if you're so worried about my marriage?"

"That's sensible." Tang's mother finally felt comforted in her heart, and said with a sigh, "Don't worry, the person your mother introduced to you will definitely throw Tang Shun a hundred streets!" ”

Hehe.

Tang Xiangling rolled her eyes at Tang Ma in her heart, and she still had a smile on her face, as if Tang Ma on the other end of the phone saw her expression: "Then I'll thank my mother first!" ”

"Well said, well said."

At the end of the call with Tang's mother, Tang Xiangling collapsed on the sofa with a tired face.

I thought I would be able to get out of the bitter sea, but I didn't expect to jump directly into the bitter Pacific Ocean. Just walked one after another, and then a group came.

Tang Xiangling took out his mobile phone and immediately posted a very angry circle of friends with a very angry emotion:

"My mom is crazy! She actually wants to arrange a blind date army for me! ”

"Aunt Tang is criticized!"

"If your mother doesn't arrange a blind date for you, when will you be able to get married?"

"Sister, help me ask Aunt Tang if you can introduce a few of our little sisters who are maternal and fetal solo? You see, you've been married, and it's not too late. ”

There were more comments at the bottom instantly, but I didn't expect these heartless guys to mock her so much.

Tang Xiangling threw his phone aside, no longer thinking about these messy things, covered the quilt and began to sleep.

Tang Shun just woke up.

On days when I don't have to go to work, time always seems to pass so unhurriedly. After Tang Shun and He Yusen got drunk last night, they fell directly on the sofa unconscious. When Tang Shun just woke up, he only felt that his neck was very sour as if he had fallen into a stiff neck.

Once again, he had completely forgotten what he had said to He Yusen last night.

"Are you awake?"

Just when Tang Shun began to enter a long period of self-doubt and thinking, He Yusen walked out of the guest room for some reason, looked at Tang Shun who had just woken up from the sofa, and said hello to him with a yawn.

"It's weird," Tang Shun looked at He Yusen suspiciously, "Yesterday the two of us fell on the sofa together, why did you come out of the guest room?" ”

"It was so cold last night, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I went straight to your guest room."

"Then you won't pull me into the room by the way?"

"How can you say that you are also a big man, well, besides, you slept like a dead pig last night, who can drag you? It would be nice if I covered you with a blanket. ”

He Yusen yawned again and glanced at the time, it was half past eight in the morning. In a few moments, his internet café will be open.

I didn't go home last night, and I haven't reported to my wife yet, so I guess I will be scolded by her when I go back.

"I've got to go first."

"Get out of here."

Tang Shun stood up with a sore back and said impatiently to He Yusen, who was about to leave.

"By the way," He Yusen had originally walked to the door, but suddenly turned back to look at Tang Shun, "You must remember the points I told you yesterday." ”

"What's the point?"

Tang Shun had completely lost his memory and couldn't remember what happened last night at all.

Tang Xiangling is the type that is easy to drink when he is drunk, but Tang Shun is the type who is easy to drink fragments.

Once he started getting drunk, he couldn't even remember a word of what had happened.

He Yusen knew that this would be the case, and pointed to Tang Shun's mobile phone on the coffee table: "You can see the notes in your mobile phone yourself." ”

Notes?

Tang Shun hurriedly picked up his mobile phone from the coffee table, and He Yusen had already opened the door and left Tang Shun's house.

Tang Shun looked at the recently created note time above, which was two o'clock in the morning today.

"First, be bold and careful, and have a thick skin, so that Tang Xiangling can step on it steadily; second, we must seize every opportunity to hold Tang Xiangling's hand; Third, random seventy-two changes~"

Behind the last point, there is a very bewitching wavy line.

Tang Shun began to wonder if He Yusen had entered it himself and then used it to frame him.

"What a mess this is."

Just as he was about to delete these things, He Yusen suddenly sent a message.

"I know that you must have been blocked from the circle of friends by Tang Xiangling, so I specially sent it to you. Here is a screenshot of her updated Moments this morning. ”

The content on the screenshot is the content that Tang Xiangling just posted that he was going to be pulled by Tang's mother on a blind date again.

"I can only help you get here, and you can take care of the rest."

He Yusen sent such a message again.

Tang Shun grabbed his hair irritably, rolled into the bathroom and began to wash, while pondering what he was going to do next.

Tang Ma's efficiency is extremely high, before Tang Xiangling gave Lai'an a manuscript, this great working woman knew a lot of handsome young men from other working women, and after a while, she sent Tang Xiangling nearly ten different boys' information.

Tang Xiangling was locking herself in a small black room at the moment, and the mobile phone on the side rang from time to time, and the message prompt always interrupted her train of thought. Tang Xiangling reluctantly picked up the phone, clicked on Tang's mother's voice and put it aside.

"Tang Xiangling, the first photo of the boy I sent you was the son of Aunt Chen, who usually played cards with me, and was also an undergraduate student studying at a university in Liaoning; There is a second one, the second one is a graduate degree from a key university, and now he is working in Shanghai, and the salary is quite high, if the two of you get married, your future life is also guaranteed, and this ............"

Tang's mother introduced a lot to Tang Xiangling, Tang Xiangling didn't continue to listen after listening to half of it, and replied very perfunctorily that she knew, and put her phone aside.

Then the news of Tang's mother came again.

"As for you, you meet once a day, you don't have to go on Sundays, and you can write well at home. Almost a month apart, you can almost meet the boys in our small county, and you can always meet a suitable one. ”

One month?!

Tang Xiangling was going crazy.

According to my mother's meaning, she is going to spend this month on a blind date?!

This, how much does my mother want to marry herself off quickly?

"Mom, I have other things to do this month."

"Isn't all you going to do is write a book? More blind dates, more long in the world, but also for you to write books and accumulate more materials. ”

I was speechless.

Tang Xiangling was speechless, and did not continue to reply to Tang's mother's message, as a tacit acquiescence to her request. Tang's mother hurriedly sent Tang Xiangling the location of the blind date tomorrow, telling her to arrive on time tomorrow to leave a good impression on others.

Yes, yes, good impression, I'll make a good impression on him tomorrow.

Tang Xiangling looked at the address sent by his mother and sneered.

The next day.

Tang Xiangling not only did not arrive late, but also came to the café that he had originally said early to wait for the other party's arrival.

The boy who was going to go on a blind date with Tang Xiangling received the news that Tang Xiangling said that he had arrived, and he was very happy, feeling that the other party was really a good girl on time, and his expectations for Tang Xiangling were a little higher.

It wasn't until he came to the café that he came to the reserved seat, and sat in front of Tang Xiangling and almost didn't fall off the seat.

He realized that he was thinking too much.