Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Wife-Chasing Plan
"Tang Xiangling, isn't it the little girl in the class next door who made a thief and wrote beautifully like a printed font?"
Tang Su didn't expect Lao He to know Tang Xiangling, and he was also a little surprised. immediately thought of a top student like Tang Xiangling, who did a good job of taking notes, and it was estimated that he was often used by the teacher in the office to show off, so it would be strange for Lao He to know.
"Look at this note." Lao He picked up the handwritten notes given to him by Tang Xiangling from Tang Shun's hand, "Look at the students in other people's classes, how good the notes are!" Look at you again, the writing is as ugly as a dog's planing. β
"What about Tang Xiangling's notes in their class, they are really good-looking, you can borrow her notebook and copy it."
When Lao He saw the beautiful notes of the top students, he couldn't move as if he saw his beautiful sister, and kept flipping through the notes in Tang Shun's hand.
I completely forgot what I was going to be for.
"Tang Xiangling is very good, unites his classmates, is helpful, helps the classmates he knows to improve his grades, and also sorts out such beautiful notes."
The next day, the class teacher listened to Lao He talk about it in the office. Looking at his smug appearance, it was as if someone else's cabbage was arched by his own pig, which made Sister Sun, the head teacher of Tang Xiangling's class, feel inexplicably unhappy for a while.
"But what, Tang Xiangling."
"What's wrong, Mr. Sun?"
"Although it's a good thing for you to unite your classmates, but ......," Sister Sun walked to the table next to Tang Xiangling and said, "Can you also help our own classmates?" β
"I, I know!"
Tang Xiangling almost thought that Sister Sun was going to "behead herself for public display", and she was nervous for a while. When she heard that she was just asked to help her classmates in her class make copies of her notes, she was immediately relieved, "If they want to copy notes, they can come to me." β
Since then, the legend of Tang Xiangling has been circulating throughout the first year of high school.
A crush gave a gift to "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation", and was praised by the teacher for being helpful and uniting her classmates.
Thinking of Tang Xiangling's helpless and aggrieved expression after seeing him later, Tang Shun couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at?"
"I remembered when I was in high school, she gave me the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination Three-Year Simulation", which caused a stir in the whole school."
was reminded by Tang Shun like this, and even He Yusen, who is now in the science class, had some impressions: "When you say this, I remember, the teacher of our class praised Tang Xiangling's composition in a Chinese class before, saying that although the writing is very simple, it has a unique charm in it." One of them mentions the fact that she gave you a gift. Everyone in our class wants to go to the liberal arts class to see what kind of person is to do this kind of thing. β
"What she does is never expected."
"Don't say so much else." He Yusen picked up the wine bottle and asked him, "Then what are you going to do now?" β
"I want to start over with her."
"Good, start over." He Yusen nodded like a woodpecker, "You got married in a mess at the beginning, and now it's okay to divorce, give each other a chance to start over." β
"Do you have any specific plans?"
"Plan?" Tang Shun looked confused, "What a plan." β
"I see that you are the one who has been chased by Tang Xiangling for more than ten years and has never chased a girl." He Yusen patted Tang Shun's shoulder, looking like he was wrapped around him, "Now, my brother will teach you a few tricks to chase girls." Teacher He's love class has started! β
"Is it good for children to fall in love? Most of them are brain-dead. Tang Shun subconsciously answered, and He Yusen slapped and pointed at Tang Shun, looking like you understand me.
"Listen to Mr. He's love tips, one-on-one counseling, and solve love problems online."
"You say."
Tang Shun hurriedly picked up his mobile phone from the coffee table and opened the note, because of the wine, his face was still a little red, and the mobile phone was almost not stable. He Yusen looked at him ready and stretched out a finger.
"First, be bold and careful. If you chase other girls, you must be bold enough and thick-skinned enough to successfully please others. β
"Teacher He, I don't know much about this, can you give a few examples?"
"Excellent! If you don't understand, just ask! That's what makes a good student! He Yusen held Tang Shun's raised arm and said in a low voice: "For example, if you chat with her and are treated indifferently, you must not give up lightly, rub hard, rub up, and give your face to be stepped on." At the same time, it is up to you to notice the girl's mood changes and what she needs. β
"Why do you want to trample on people's faces?"
"Of course, it's to relieve people's anger!" He Yusen rolled his eyes at him, "I don't even understand this." People have been chasing you for more than ten years, and you don't care about them, and you are hot and cold to them. Oh, now that you say you want to chase back someone, Tang Xiangling will obediently follow you? I'm afraid you're not dreaming of a spring and autumn season. β
"I see, I made a note of it." Tang Shun nodded as if he didn't understand, and left a bold and careful line on the sticky note in a daze, and his face was thick enough for people to step on.
"And the second?"
"Second." He Yusen stretched out three fingers, and Tang Shun broke one back, but He Yusen stretched out again, "You must seize every opportunity to enhance the intimate relationship between the two of you." β
"Compare ......"
"For example!" He Yusen grabbed the conversation before Tang Shun spoke, "When you eat together, you must look at the opportunity and take the other girl's hand." β
"Tang Xiangling eats with all his heart, especially when he eats crayfish, his hands will not be idle."
Tang Shun raised his question.
He Yusen pushed Tang Shun's head impatiently: "Are you stupid? Teacher, this is an example, do you understand? β
"Oh, I see."
Tang Shun nodded obediently and wrote down such a note on the note.
"Third!"
He Yusen stretched out two fingers, racking his brains to think about what should be said in the third point. Tang Shun looked at him with a blank look that he wanted to speak and stopped, He Yusen saw his expression, and felt that if he didn't say something, he wouldn't be able to hang his face, so he immediately said nonsense: "Third, you must be improvised." Every girl will show a completely different personality when they get along. Some girls may think that you are meticulous and careful; Those girls who hate you will think that you are pervasive and terrifying. Therefore, you must grasp the proportion and degree of this. β
"Although Tang Xiangling said before that she never wanted to see you, you must know that she has liked you for more than ten years after all, and it is impossible to forget it. You have to take advantage of this time to show your sincerity. Otherwise, after you miss it, the two of you, even if you are the Great Luo Immortal, will not be able to save you. β
"I see."
Tang Shun nodded one by one, raised his glass again and touched it with He Yusen.
"Then I wish you to chase Tang Xiangling back as soon as possible."
"Lend you good words."
"However, I have one condition, you must promise me."
"On what terms?"
"If the two of you reconcile in the future, you will never be allowed to let Tang Xiangling give you cards when you are playing mahjong!"
"Got it, got itβ"
Tang Shun and He Yusen finally chatted a few words, and the wine that had been poured before finally came up and fell on the sofa one after another.
Tang Xiangling had just gone to the station to send Ryan back to the headquarters and returned home, and he collapsed directly on the sofa with a tired face.
It was like a lot of things had happened in a day today, and my brain felt like it was going to explode for a while.
"You remember to tell your mother about Zhang Xinlei, I don't remind you, I'm afraid you'll forget it again."
As soon as I fell, I heard a WeChat message prompt. Tang Xiangling picked up her phone and saw that it was a text message from Ryan.
After replying that he knew, Tang Xiangling got up from the sofa and made a call to Tang's mother.
When Tang's mother picked up the phone, she was cooking boiled fish in the kitchen.
"Tang Xiangling, why are you calling so late?"
"Wow Mom, you're poisonous, aren't you, still making boiled fish so late?" Hearing the voice coming from there, Tang Xiangling's mind automatically made up for the boiled fish made by Tang's mother.
Tang's mother lifted the lid of the pot, the fragrance inside had already come out, and she was intoxicated, and then remembered Tang Xiangling's words: "I'm hungry, your father is also hungry, eat supper on the hour." β
Tang Xiangling remembered that he said that he could only eat the leftover steamed buns in the morning when he was hungry at night, and couldn't help but roll his eyes at the mother on the other end of the phone.
"If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, let it go."
Tang's mother took out a large basin from the bowl and prepared to serve the boiled fish, and said impatiently to Tang Xiangling on the phone.
Tang Xiangling opened his mouth to tell what Zhang Xinlei had done to him today, and immediately thought about it, in the eyes of his mother, it might be something that didn't hurt, and he choked back the wording he had just prepared.
With a roll of his eyes, Tang Xiangling re-prepared a new rhetoric, coughed twice, cleared his throat, and said, "Mom, I met Zhang Xinlei today. β
"Zhang Xinlei? Just your Aunt Zhang's son? β
Tang's mother didn't expect that she actually heard her daughter take the initiative to mention Zhang Xinlei's name, and at that moment she felt that hope was in front of her, and immediately became excited, and she bombarded Tang Xiangling indiscriminately:
"How's it going? Did you go somewhere to play today? Did we eat together? Is he next to you now? When will you bring it home and show it to us? And also, does he have ......?"
"No, no, no, no!"
Tang Xiangling hurriedly spoke up, interrupting Tang's mother's rich fantasies. She felt that something would happen if she continued to fantasize like this, so she decided to pour cold water on the middle-aged woman right now:
"I met him today, and he disliked me for being a second marriage, and said that I was not unprofessional in writing novels. He said that if he got married in the future, let me give up this job. β
He also said that our family conditions are not good, and it is my honor that he can take a fancy to me. And said, and said......"
"What else did you say?"
Tang Xiangling had already heard that Tang's mother on the other end of the phone was already angry.
"And say you're just an uneducated hillbilly who can only make car curtains!"