She thought I was joking when I said "go home", so she leaned back in her chair, shook her fan, squinted, and asked, "Where is home?" ”

I took a sip of tea and raised my hand to point up.

"Roof beams? Rooster cries and dog thieves, gentlemen on the beams? She smiled and touched the tea, "You stole all those gold baht, and you still want to go home and steal it with you?" ”

Me: "No, I'm going to take you to the Ascension." ”

She shook her hand holding the teacup, and two or three drops of tea spilled out of it, but she still put on a calm appearance and said to me: "What you said about ascending to heaven...... Is it a verb or a noun? ”

I laughed: "Verb." ”

The tea cup in her hand fell on the tea case with a snap, and she looked at me with wide eyes: "Take this son to heaven?" It's the first time I've heard someone say 'send you to death' so fresh and refined! What brings me home? Are you going to take my son back to his hometown, and by the way, ask me to accompany my ancestors and ancestors under the ground? ”

"You misunderstood, I want to take you back to heaven and become a god." Benjun explained.

She thought it was ridiculous and ridiculous, and she put her arm close to me and looked at me, "But you say, what's your name?" ”

I said, "Meng Ze." ”

"Oh, Brother Meng Ze, are you ......" She paused, tapped my eyebrows with her jade-like fingers, and said with a smile, "Are you sick here?" If you go back and become an immortal yourself, I am willing to be a mortal ordinary person in the mortal world. ”

I grabbed her hand to retract, and the action made her brow jump. Just as two young men came over the window to eavesdrop on our conversation, I heard my very happy and scoundrel voice, "Su Yue, you didn't say that back then. ”

She didn't realize that someone was squatting outside the window, and she jerked her hand but was held tightly by Ben Jun and couldn't pull it out, so she said with a slight sigh: "What did Ben Gongzi say that day?" ”

Benjun put on a serious appearance and said: "You asked me if I had slept with you that day, and I said yes," paused, recalled Xiao Yu'er's aggrieved appearance, and learned, "You said that since you have slept, you will be responsible for me, I thought that a gentleman would be difficult to chase after a word, but it was only a year, and Su Yue Gongzi changed his mind." ”

She looked at me and frowned, as if she didn't expect me to be described like this by a big man. But as far as Benjun is concerned, to see her again, to bring her back to heaven, even if I really become like this, I am willing.

The two little men outside the window were not calm, and all the discussions fell on the ears of my fellow scholars.

One of them exclaimed, "Oh my God! Did you hear it, you all slept! ”

The other was calmer: "You have slept with others, what is surprising that Su Yuegongzi has slept with others." ”

Which one is still not giving up, "But he is the son of Su Yue!" ”

The other said, "Young Master Su Yue...... There are also physiological needs. Nothing curious. ”

"I'm not curious, then why did you follow me to eavesdrop? Do you think you like me......"

"Well, I just like you."

“……”

I saw Su Shu, no, Su Yue Gongzi finally couldn't help it, and the tea cup in his hand flew out according to the window: "You two go under someone else's window to talk about love." ”

The two outside the window ran away.

She just threw the teacup out, Benjun slipped out of his fingertips a few locks of fairy mist, pinched out an identical teacup out of thin air and put it in front of her, and reborn tea from the withered teapot to fill her with tea: "Did Su Yuegongzi promise to go back to heaven with me?" ”

She stared at the teacup that had come out of my fingertips in a daze, and she was speechless.

The air outside the door should be my trick and a transparent enchantment rose on the ground, protecting the scene in this room so that mortals can't see half a minute, last night these benjun put down their hearts and took out their sleeve pockets, from which they felt the size of their palms, put them on the tea table, bowed their heads and said: "Wu'er, this is your mother, she thinks you think very much, quickly call her mother to listen." ”

At this time, Su Shu's eyes were already as big as copper bells.

Xiao Yu'er was so excited that she rolled on the tea table, ran under her nose, and said crisply: "Mother! ”

Seeing that his mother didn't answer, he threw off his small steps and jumped on her arm, rolled a few more times, climbed to the palm of Su Shu, hugged her fingers and kissed, and said while kissing: "Mother, I came to pick you up with my father, are you happy?" "For the first time, Benjun felt that his child was smart, cooperative, and considerate, and I was also a little moved by the scene of mother and son recognizing each other. It's just that I feel a little sorry for the child and her mother - that expression is obviously a shocking blow to the heart.

She reacted, timidly holding the small fish in her palm, so nervous that tears were about to fall: "You...... Who do you care about your mother! ”

Xiao Yu'er pouted her ass and got up from her palm, squinted her eyes, stretched out her little short hand, showed her little milk teeth, and smiled innocently: "Mother, hug!" ”

She held the little fish in front of her eyes and patiently explained to him: "You ...... Are you a little fairy in the sky? I'm not your mother, I'm mortal, do you know what a mortal is, it's ......"

Xiao Yu'er tilted her little head and said tenderly: "I don't know what a mortal is, I know that you are my mother." ”

Su Shu was stunned.

He raised his hand and touched her eyelashes, just like when he liked to touch my eyelashes when he was a child, but he knew how to be careful not to hurt Su Shu: "Mother, my father said that you are better looking than him, and Xiao Yu'er thinks so too." After that, the little leaned forward, kissed his mother's eyebrows, and said happily, "I finally saw my mother, Xiaoyuer is so happy, are you happy now?" ”

Su Shu finally couldn't help it, and was so shocked that tears fell down, looked at me and gritted his teeth, and said in a mouth-shaped: "Why does he have to call me mother?" ”

Xiao Yu'er didn't know why, and wiped the corners of her eyes, "Ah Niang, are you 'crying with joy', crying with joy, my father taught me this idiom, and I am very happy to describe it, my mother is happier to see Xiao Yu'er than Xiao Yu'er to see my mother." ”

My son has opened his mind, and my heart is very small.

Su Shu held Meng Yu, Meng Yu held her fingers, she didn't let go of it, lowered her voice, and asked me in a panic: "I believe that you are a fairy, but I can't believe that this is my child...... Ben Gongzi has lived for nineteen years, and he doesn't remember that he gave birth to a doll! ”

I put on a serious look: "How can't it be, we've all slept, you know it." Do you want to disown the little fish? ”

When Xiao Yu'er heard that his mother wanted to deny him, his eyelashes trembled, his tender teeth were bitten, and a bag of tears suddenly appeared in his eyes, and he hugged his mother's fingers even tighter, for fear of being dumped: "Mother, do you really not recognize Xiao Yu'er?" Xiao Yu'er has been thinking about you for a long time, and Xiao Yu'er has worn clothes to see you and not to make you sad...... Why don't you recognize the little fish? ”

Rao is such a ruthless and ruthless immortal as Benjun, and he is distressed to see Xiao Yu'er so aggrieved, not to mention Sushu.

She panicked when she saw Xiao Yu'er crying, touched his hair again, pinched his little face, and comforted him for a while, until Benjun was almost jealous, and Xiao Yu'er said: "Then mother, are you willing to go home with us?" ”

She looked at me again, as if remembering something, "Is it...... Did you go back to the sky and have a doll last year after we slept with us? ”

Me: "What? ”

She held Xiaoyu'er in one hand and held my hand through the tea table with the other, with a look of sudden realization on her face: "I slept last time, so you ...... You conceived and gave birth to a baby, didn't you? I...... I now believe that you are not mortal. We mortals are all girls and dolls, are you all men in heaven? Speaking of this, there was a faint look of excitement on his face, and he clenched my hand tighter and said, "So heaven and earth are just the opposite, right?" If so, is it possible for a heavenly woman to marry several men with three wives and four concubines? ”

I touched her hair and forced a gentle look: "...... No. Do you need another man with me? ”

"No, no, no...... That's what I asked, but I said, how do male gods give birth to dolls, can you tell me? Her eyes lit up, as if she was very interested in the question.

Xiao Yu'er jumped up, raised his little hand and said, "I know, I know!" It is to give birth to a fish, a small fish in a pond with lotus flowers, eat and sleep every day and listen to his father's reading. Then he grew up and was able to transform into a fairy form! ”

Su Shu didn't understand: "Eat, sleep, study? ”

Xiao Yu'er explained to her: "Well, when I wake up, I listen to my father's reading." ”

Xiao Yu'er is stupid, he doesn't know that when he is asleep, I am also reading to him. It's just that in those 10,000 years, he spent more time asleep and less time awake.

"What are you studying?" Sushu asked him.

Xiao Yu'er said: "Father said that if you have a girl you like in the future, even if you hold her legs with a dead face, you will be with her." Last year, in this door today, the peach blossoms on the human face are red, so we must ask her father and mother last year to marry this girl home, don't wait until the next year to say that the human face does not know where to go, the peach blossoms do not laugh at the spring breeze, the peach blossoms laugh at you stupid. ”

The teacup in my hand shook.

Little fish, he actually ...... He remembered it and remembered it perfectly.

He spoke again, "And more." My father told my mother that when I am old and my legs can't walk, I will be by your side and will make you crutches to support you; If your hands are stiff in the future, you can't hold a fan or a sword, I will be by your side, and I will fan you to relieve the heat and kill demons for you; In the future, if you are old and dizzy, you can't see the morning glow clearly, and you can't see the vastness of the stars, I will be by your side, be your eyes, and take you to see the streamer in the north sky, the sunrise in the East China Sea, and the peach blossoms under the Yanghua Mountain in March. ”

When Su Shu heard this, the fingers on my hand trembled, stared at my eyes, frowned, and said in a panic: "If you are willing to marry me, I will marry you...... I will not regret or extinguish these words......"