Chapter 149: The Most Disgusting Chinese Medicine

"However, Third Young Master, although this prescription is a bit special. But I am from the countryside, this cow dung, sheep dung, pig dung, the nutritional value is indeed very high! Especially, this is still fine scum, and fine slag is much more valuable than coarse slag! So, although this prescription may seem a little strange, it certainly has a good effect. ”

Originally, when he thought that he was carrying a bag of cow dung, a bag of sheep dung and a bag of pig dung back home, Yang Junjie was really a little crazy.

But then hearing what the next person said, Yang Junjie was relieved again.

After all, whatever you say, it's all taken from the pharmacy.

It must be a precious medicinal herb!

Secondly, shouldn't you use some strange recipes to cure your own strange poison?

Thinking of this, Yang Junjie was relieved again, nodded, and replied: "Okay, as long as you can detoxify me, you can eat anything." ”

"That's okay, Third Young Master, this will take a long time to slow cook, you have to wait a while." After speaking, the subordinate returned to the kitchen and began to simmer for Yang Junjie.

It's just that I have to say that when the cow dung is mixed with sheep dung and pig dung together, let alone drink it directly, even if it is the smell emitted during cooking, it makes the next person can't help but vomit three times!

Finally, three hours later, the current person woke up after being fainted several times, and the most tragic Chinese medicine in history was finally completed.

Looking at the viscous and pitch-black Chinese medicine in the pot, the subordinate couldn't help but vomit again, and only bile was left.

The key is that it has to be effective to drink it at a temperature of 60 degrees, so the subordinates did not dare to delay, endured the severe nausea, poured out the Chinese medicine directly, and rushed to the living room.

At the same time, Yang Jingrui had just come back from outside, and as soon as he walked into the yard, he smelled the smell and couldn't help but scold: "! What a family, this daylight cooking! ”

It's just that after saying this, Yang Jingrui found Yang Junjie sitting on the sofa, staring at a bowl of black Chinese medicine on the coffee table, his face pale.

Then, before eating, Yang Junjie directly picked up the trash can and vomited first.

The subordinate said anxiously: "Third Young Master, the doctor's order said that it must be drunk at sixty degrees, and when I brought it over just now, there was only seventy degrees left." Third Young Master, don't hesitate any longer, hurry up and drink. Otherwise, the effect of the medicine will not be good! ”

", how do I drink that!"

Yang Junjie said two words and vomited again.

The subordinate had no choice but to set his eyes on Yang Jingrui and said, "Second young master, this third young master refuses to drink!" I am from the countryside, I know that although this medicine smells bad and is more difficult to drink, but the medicine is bitter, for the sake of the third young master, I still have to drink it quickly! Once this temperature goes down, it's really useless! ”

Yang Jingrui naturally understood the truth of good medicine, and then hurriedly said to Yang Junjie: "Third brother, close your eyes, it's over in one breath." Otherwise, do you want to be poisoned and die? Hurry up and drink while it's hot! ”

Hearing this, there was only one sentence left in Yang Junjie's mind!

This is still hot, hurry up and eat it!

"No, no, second brother, it's on my own, I really can't drink it! Otherwise, you tie me up and pour me in, there's only one way! ”

I have to say that in order to detoxify, if you can be so ruthless to yourself, only Yang Junjie is left.

In this case, in order to prevent the temperature of the medicine from not being enough, Yang Jingrui had no choice, and immediately said to a few subordinates: "Quick, you guys, hold the hands and feet of the third brother and pour it down for me!" ”

"Yes! Second young master! ”

Soon, several subordinates, after holding Yang Junjie, poured traditional Chinese medicine into Yang Junjie in an extremely cruel way.

When all the feces entered the stomach, Yang Junjie immediately fainted.

……

At noon, as the morning consultation time was over, the female doctor immediately came to Jian Xingbang's office and told Jian Xingbang about Yang Junjie's detoxification in the morning.

Yang Junjie was killed in his own seven days, and Jian Xingbang was also a little surprised.

After all, because the medicinal properties of this poison were too vicious, after it was invented, Jian Xingbang himself did not use it at all.

Jian Xingbang recalled for a moment, then patted his head and said with a smile: ", I know who caused this poison." ”

It turned out that Jian Xingbang suddenly remembered that he seemed to have drunk with Li Gaoyang once last year, and then drank too much, and gave Li Gaoyang a small bottle of Seven Days of Death.

"Damn, I didn't expect that dead fat man to really use this medicine! These seven days are so vicious, this makes me feel a little bad on my conscience! After speaking, Jian Xingbang showed a guilty expression.

Seeing Jian Xingbang's guilty expression, the female doctor was also a little nervous.

After all, she knew that Yang Junjie had been killed for seven days, and she added cow dung and the like to him.

Wouldn't it be even more difficult to get over the conscience by doing so?

The female doctor was also honest and said truthfully, "Master, I have done something wrong. ”

"What's wrong?" Dr. Jane asked curiously.

The female doctor lowered her head and said, "Although I can see that the other party is the master and you invented the Seven Days, but I think that since the poison was invented by you, you gave it to your friend, and your friend poisoned that person, it must be in conflict with that person." So, I wanted to help your friend, so I added a few more medicines to him. ”

"What medicine did you add?" Jian Xingbang asked curiously.

The female doctor replied truthfully: "Cow essence residue plus sheep essence residue and pig essence residue, simmer for three hours, and drink it hot at 60 degrees." ”

"Hahaha, good!"

However, the female doctor thought that her practice of adding fuel to the fire should be criticized by the kind-hearted Dr. Jane.

But I really didn't expect that after Jian Xingbang heard this, he suddenly slapped his thigh excitedly and said with a smile: "Hahahahaha, it's so good!" ”

"That, Master, didn't you say that as a doctor who saves lives and helps the wounded, you can't get by with your conscience by doing this?" The female doctor grinned awkwardly and asked.

Jian Xingbang replied without thinking: "It depends on who the other party is." Since the other party has offended Lao Li, he is definitely not a good person. Hahahaha, no, no, I don't think your medicine for cow and sheep dregs is not strong enough! I'll have to add more. ”

"Uh...... Master, you have to add more......" Hearing this, the female doctor was completely speechless.

Jian Xingbang nodded without hesitation and said, "Plus!" Of course you have to add! Otherwise, how can I be sorry for Lao Li? ”

"It's just that, Master, I have already told the man that it will take you half a month before you can have a consultation date." The female doctor replied awkwardly.

Jian Xingbang laughed and said, "It's okay, go, go and call Xiao Wang, I have my own way." ”

"Yes, Master."

……

Ye Xiao invited himself to dinner, for Han Yuchun, he was indeed surprised and delighted.

Happily, since the last time he drank that spicy tang, Han Yuchun has indeed been obsessed with the taste of ecstasy.

If you can eat it again this time, you will be satisfied.

But what was surprising was that after all, Han Yuchun had spoken disrespectfully to Ye Xiao many times, and Han Yuchun was very worried that this would be a Hongmen banquet.

Even, Han Yuchun was worried that Ye Xiao would buy off the mouth of his future mother-in-law, so as to give less in the bride price.

On the way to the food grain house, Han Yuchun couldn't help but say to Han Xiyun beside him as he walked: "Xiyun, I said that Boss Ye invited me to dinner, will I poison the food?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Han Xiyun couldn't help but roll her eyes and said, "Mom, your heart, can you not be so vicious?" Ye Xiao is definitely not the kind of person you think! ”

Han Yuchun disagreed, pursed his lips, and said, "In short, I think Boss Ye invited me to dinner this time, and he is definitely uneasy and kind!" Besides, his kind of person, he with other women in his shop last time, this kind of person, I will never allow you to marry him! ”

At the mention of this, Han Xiyun's heart also sank again, and there was an indescribable feeling.

Thinking of the woman at that time, it might be Liu Yexiang, or it could be Zhao Siyuan, Han Xiyun's heart was frustrated.

Then, at this time, at the door of the grain house, Han Xiyun suddenly met a familiar figure again.