Chapter 144: Different
"So fast?" The horse monkey grinned and patted the shouting person, while looking inside, suddenly a fat face appeared in front of him, because it was too sudden, the frightened horse monkey took two steps back and still didn't stand firm, and sat on the ground with a butt, and when he saw the person in front of him clearly, he couldn't help scolding: "Dog, do you have long eyes on the back of your head?" With this look, it's worth shouting about, and you have found your sister-in-law, which is enough to be your mother! ”
"Who the did you say?" Sister Feng was also angry when she heard the words of the horse monkey, squatted down and grabbed the horse monkey's collar, squinted her eyes, and said, "You say it again, who can be a?" ”
Those who are familiar with Sister Feng know that once her eyes narrow, it means that she is really angry, and if anyone provokes her to be angry, the end will definitely be very miserable.
Maybe it was Sister Feng's amazing momentum, none of the people around her moved, and they all looked at Sister Feng and the horse monkey who was holding her collar in a daze.
The horse monkey swallowed a few times, trembled his voice, and said, "...... You...... Can you ......."
"Smack!" Sister Feng slapped it over, and the horse monkey was hit with gold stars in the eyes, and she couldn't recover for a long time.
This horse monkey usually likes to shoot Lei Er's fart, but he treats the brothers under him a little harshly, so many brothers are dissatisfied in their hearts, but most of them dare not speak out, and now watching him being beaten, in fact, most of them are also happy in their hearts, but it is not easy to show too obvious on the surface.
"What a guts!" A brother looked at it almost, and hurriedly came over to pull Sister Feng away, but as soon as he put his hand on it, he said in his heart: It's broken!
originally thought that no matter how strong and fat this woman was, she was also a woman, but he pulled it twice, but he didn't pull it at all, this woman is so strong?
Several people came up one after another, no one was an exception, no one could pull, and finally Sister Feng was impatiently pulled, and pressed several people to the ground like a small mountain, and she sat on the top of the person herself, and the people on the side didn't dare to step forward.
"What for?" Lei Lao Er has been standing at the junction of the two carriages, originally did not plan to come over, let them make trouble, but after watching for a long time, not only did not stop here, but the trouble became more and more serious, so he came over and asked: "If you don't hurry up and work, what are you doing?" ”
"Big boss!" A person hurriedly went over and said, "The second master has been beaten!" ”
"What?!" Lei Lao Er was shocked: "Who beat him?" There are so many of you, why can't you even protect the second master? ”
"She'......," the man sneered, "that woman is amazing!" ”
"Woman?!" Lei Lao Er patted the man's head angrily: "You dozens of big men can't even beat a woman, don't say it's from my Qingfeng Village when you go out, don't embarrass me Lei Lao Er!" As he walked a few steps forward, he saw a fat woman sitting cross-legged on a pile of people, looking at him with squinting eyes.
Lei Lao Er swallowed his saliva and walked over, with a smile on his face: "Dare to ask this girl's surname?" ”
Sister Feng laughed: "It's worthy of being a big boss, but you can speak, you ask me your surname?" My surname is not expensive, but I don't know what my surname is, and everyone calls me Sister Feng. ”
"It turned out to be Sister Feng!" Lei Lao Er smiled more and more happily: "Dare to ask Sister Feng what she did when she beat my brother?" ”
"Hit your brother?" Sister Feng snorted coldly: "It's light for me to beat him, anything, dare to say that I'm old, you know that no one dares to say I'm old in front of me, it's good that I didn't want his life." ”
Lei Lao Er kicked the horse monkey: "You don't have long eyes, this girl is beautiful and beautiful, you dare to say that she is old?" ”
The horse monkey opened his mouth wide and looked at Lei Er, and only asked after a while: "Big boss, are you serious?" He trembled and stretched out his finger to Sister Feng: "This woman, the flower and the moon?" ”
"Fuck off!" Lei Lao Er kicked the horse monkey again: "What this woman! He looked around and said, "Listen, from now on, when I see Sister Feng, I want to call my sister-in-law!" ”
"What?!" Not to mention the brothers around, even Sister Feng herself, they were all taken aback, she jumped up and said, "What did you say?" ”
Lei Lao Er grabbed Sister Feng's hand: "I think my Lei Lao Er has been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, and I have seen many women, but none of them are as good as Sister Feng, today I finally found the woman in my dreams." ”
"Wait a minute!" Sister Feng pulled out her hand, pointed at herself, and asked, "Are you sure you're talking about me?" ”
Lei Lao Er hurriedly nodded: "It's you!" ”
"It's not!" Sister Feng was shocked, thought about it, let go of her body, and pointed to Gu Ying, who had been sitting on the sofa and looked at the door with a smile: "It's not her?" ”
Lei Lao Er looked at Gu Ying, frowned, and said to Sister Feng, "You are much more beautiful than her!" ”
Sister Feng was stunned for a moment, and said to Gu Ying, "Does he have a problem with his eyes?" She actually knows what she is like in her heart, although the people around her praise her for being beautiful and beautiful for various reasons, she knows that they are just comforting her.
Since she was a child, she has grown strong, and when she grows up, because she likes to eat, she has become more and more fat, at the beginning, she also controlled it, and later found that she could not control it, her body shape is like this, there is no change, so she will let go, regardless of it, but I didn't expect that someone would praise her for being beautiful, this person is not a problem with his eyes, he must have a problem with his brain!
After watching enough of the play, Gu Ying got up and walked over, and said to Sister Feng, "Congratulations, Sister Feng!" ”
"Go aside!" Sister Feng scolded with a smile: "Most of this person has a brain problem!" "Because there is nothing wrong with his eyes, then there must be something wrong with his brain.
Lei Lao Er said to Gu Ying: "Dare to ask who this is?" ”
"I'm her sister!" Gu Ying replied.
Lei Lao Er nodded and said sincerely: "You are far worse than your sister." ”
Gu Ying smiled, pursed his lips, and nodded, "Yes, I said the same too." ”
Lei Lao Er raised his head and laughed: "Brothers, let's go back to the banquet, brothers have a good meal." ”
"Big brother!" The horse monkey, who had been stunned and watching all this in front of him, suddenly woke up when he heard this, hurriedly got up from the ground, and joked, this fat woman looks very powerful, if she really makes her the lady of the village, then there is still a way for him to live!? On the other hand, the other woman is soft and weak, sweet and lovely, and she seems to be easier to bully.
"Big brother, I think this young lady is beautiful, it's better to ......," Ma Monkey hurriedly persuaded.
"You think she's beautiful, so why don't you take her back!" Lei Lao Er was unmoved, his eyes kept staring at Sister Feng, how greasy and greasy his eyes were.
The horse monkey watched from the sidelines, not only holding his forehead, but why didn't he know that the vision of this big master was so ...... Larger than life!