Chapter 145: Mrs. Crushed
"Smack!" , a slap sounded, all around was the sound of inhalation, the two masters had just been slapped and already stunned, this slap again, will the person be directly beaten?
The horse monkey's ears were buzzing, just now, was he hallucinating? I actually saw that Lei Lao Er fell in love with this fat woman and wanted to take her back to be Mrs. Zhai!
Sister Feng looked down at the horse monkey, did this person make herself stupid?
"What are you doing here?" Suddenly, an angry roar came.
Everyone made a way out of the way, Lei Lao Er came over and saw the horse monkey lying on the ground, the collar was grabbed, and there were two slap marks on his face, obviously he was slapped by someone, he looked at Sister Feng and said, "You hit it?" ”
Sister Feng nodded: "It's me!" ”
Lei Lao Er sneered: "Very good! He paused and said, "Brothers, do it!" ”
"Yes!" The boss came, and the people who were originally watching the play on the side didn't dare to watch the play, but where were they Sister Feng's opponents, three or two, they all lay on the ground and wailed.
"Good skills!" Lei Lao Er praised.
Sister Feng clapped her hands, brushed her hair, and said, "Thank you for the compliment!" ”
Lei Lao Er put his hands around his chest and looked at Sister Feng: "Can you report a name?" ”
Sister Feng smiled: "I'm a woman, where is my name?" It's just that the strength is a little better than the average person, the kung fu is a little stronger than the average person, and the courage is a little bigger than the average person! ”
Lei Lao Er also smiled: "Our brother came today, just to seek wealth, since everyone is on the road, then please make it convenient!" ”
Sister Feng raised her eyebrows: "I am not on the same road as you, my Sister Feng has always done things above board, and she never bullies the weak, let alone burns and loots everywhere, she does all kinds of evil, we are not the same kind of people, don't have any friendship!" ”
The horse monkey finally relieved, he was a little speechless, he would actually be hallucinated by a woman, if he let Lei Lao Er know what picture he saw just now, then he didn't need this woman to do it, Lei Lao Er would kill him!
"Big brother!" The horse monkey stood up, his face was already swollen, and his speech was a little indistinct, but he didn't expect this woman's hand to be so strong: "Don't let go of this woman!" ”
Lei Lao Er glared at him, and he didn't look at what kind of bear he was now, he was beaten like this by a woman, which was really a shame for Qingfeng Village.
"Don't let me go?" Sister Feng grinned and pointed to the more than two dozen people on the ground who were knocked down by her: "It's up to you?" Why don't you let it go? ”
Lei Lao Er looked at Sister Feng and suddenly smiled: "I have heard of Sister Feng's name for a long time, and it is really extraordinary when I see it today." ”
"Oh?" Sister Feng raised her eyebrows: "Lei Dangjia actually knows me?" What an honor! ”
"That's natural, Sister Feng is famous on the road, you are from the generation of dart game, your ancestors have experienced the most prosperous time of the dart game, until now, although the business of the dart game has plummeted, almost the same day, but the name is still there, the prestige is still there, who dares not to give the tiger dart situation on this road?"
"Tiger Might?" When the horse monkey heard this, he was very surprised, the fat woman in front of him who was not good-looking was actually the current master of the century-old Huwei Dart Bureau?
Huwei Dart Bureau has an extraordinary status on the road, saying that black is not black, saying white is not white, but black and white both have to give them face, even if there is no one in this world now, but the status of the rivers and lakes is there, not to mention the rumors that the current Huwei Dart Bureau of the family is determined to kill, quite courageous, even if it can not be like the predecessors of the dart industry, but also developed a lot of other new lines out, do it is also thriving.
But Ma Monkey never thought that the rumored resolute female leader of the Huwei Dart Bureau was actually such an obese woman, judging from her appearance alone, it was impossible to see that she was the master of the dart game, and she was a well-known figure in this way.
"How?" Sister Feng raised her eyebrows: "Do you see that I don't look like a master, or do you look down on me Huwei Dart Bureau?" ”
"How dare you!" What kind of person is the horse monkey, I think when I followed Mo Ye, he was eight-faced, and he was skilled in flattery, and he couldn't be more proficient in flattery, and the flattery came with his mouth open: "I have heard the name of Feng's master for a long time, it is really like thunder, and it is really worthy of its reputation when I see it today!" ”
Sister Feng sneered and said: "Don't pat yourself on the back, you Sister Feng, I love to listen to good words, but it also depends on who said it, just you, forget it, it will pollute my ears when I hear it, and then I don't have the surname Feng in charge, my mother!" ”
The horse monkey patted the horse's fart on the donkey's hooves, and was a little sneering for a while, standing next to him without saying a word, his eyes turned wildly, and suddenly he saw Gu Ying, who had been sitting on the sofa, his eyes lit up, and he leaned into Lei Laoer's ear and said: "Big brother, when we meet this woman today, we are afraid that we will not be able to get any bargains, anyway, we have caught a lot of things today, so let's just withdraw first!" ”
Lei Lao Er thought about it and nodded: "It's okay!" He was about to beckon his brothers to leave, but he was stopped by the horse monkey, and he looked at the horse monkey suspiciously: "What are you doing?" Didn't you say you would withdraw first! ”
The horse monkey tugged at his sleeve and motioned for him to look into the room.
Lei Lao Er glanced into the house, his eyes also lit up, to say that he has seen a lot of women over the years, everyone is beautiful, small family jasper, good family women, Qinglou famous prostitutes, it can be said that they are fat and thin, each has its own strengths, but the one I saw today, I really can't find words to describe it, just sit there quietly, it gives people a kind of ...... A...... How do you say, uh, holy...... Yes, the feeling of holiness, the mountains look up, not to be seen!
"How?" The horse monkey pushed Lei Er and said, "Bring this back to be a lady of the village, and we will have face in Qingfeng Village!" ”
Lei Lao Er straightened his face, straightened his clothes, and wanted to go inside, but he was blocked by Sister Feng.
"What for?" Lei Lao Er asked Sister Feng.
"What are you going to do?" Sister Feng asked rhetorically, didn't you see your aunt standing at the door, how dare you break in like this? Is it crooked?
"Sister Feng!" The horse monkey said: "We are all on the same road...... Okay, okay, even if we are not the same kind of people, but after all, we are all mixed on the road, we have to talk about the rules of the rivers and lakes, today our brother went out to ask for money, okay, you stopped, we listen to you, we don't ask for this wealth today, but, our eldest brother has taken a fancy to this young lady, and wants to ask back to be a lady of the village, does this Sister Feng still want to stop? ”
Sister Feng almost laughed: "You want to ask her to go back to be Mrs. Zhai?" ”
"yes!" The horse monkey nodded: "Is there anything that can't be done?" ”
"Okay!" Sister Feng nodded: "As long as you are not afraid that she will demolish your cottage!" ”