Chapter 012: Extenuating Circumstances
It is normal for a man who lives on the battlefield all year round to be a little perverted, otherwise there would be no poem of "Drunk and lying on the battlefield, a few people returned to fight in ancient times".
Xiao Qi can understand this god of war level prince, it is not easy to lead troops to fight and defend the motherland, so he should treat himself as a gift from the emperor Lao'er.
Xiao Qi's heart was calm, and his body sat straight, with the heroic spirit of a strong man who never returned.
"You're not afraid?" This subtle movement immediately attracted Nan Jin's attention.
"What's the use of being afraid, I'm afraid that you won't retaliate against me?" Xiao Qi said angrily.
"Hmph." Very self-aware!
"Lord Wang, do you really mind if I offend you so much? A big man, even if he is watched and pulled by me, he will not lose a piece of meat, doesn't the prince think it's too much of a fuss? β
"Make a big fuss! People's hair and skin, parents who receive it, how can you be a woman who casually messes with others, not to mention that you also know that men and women do not kiss each other, but why do you still ignore etiquette, righteousness and shame? Nan Jin was both amazed and aggrieved, gritting her teeth.
It's really boring to be entangled in such things all the time, and Xiao Qi is a little impatient. "Then you say, what do you want me to do to quench the anger burning in your heart?"
"I said, I'm a man who will repay me."
"Okay, okay, you will report it, if you want to kill it, listen to it, if this princess frowns, blinks her eyes, and twists her body, I am not a woman."
"You're not a man in the first place, you want to fool me, do you think you can bluff me by saying a lot of things? You little girl, you look down on people too much. Nan Jin's voice lost a trace of humanity, and became wise, and she was able to catch the wind and catch the shadows and pick out the loopholes in Xiao Qi's speech.
Seventh princess, what is the benefit of being this seventh princess, she can't even sleep in the middle of the night, it's better to go to a commoner's house, at least there aren't so many branches and leaves.
"What do you want, be refreshed, ancient men just like mother-in-law and mother-in-law, even the prince who fought on the battlefield, no wonder Gu Wen wants to shake his head and think, and dare to love is wrapped like that by the princess's footcloth.
If you people are allowed to counterattack to modern times, such a slow and leisurely character, how to squeeze the bus, how to deal with fierce competition, how to make money. Xiao Qi shook his head, fortunately it was her who was unlucky, a modern person.
This ugly woman has always spoken nonsense, and people are confused, and after a few rounds, Nan Jin actually adapted to her inexplicable words, no longer verbose, and immediately said her purpose happily.
"If I had been tempered in the past, I would have whipped you three hundred times......"
"Whipping corpses? I am a living person, why do you humiliate me like this, corpse is synonymous with the dead, are you mistaken! Xiao Qi began to protest again.
In her memory, she vaguely remembered that there was such an ancient person who pulled the corpse of an emperor out of the grave and whipped the corpse five hundred times before relieving his hatred.
"Isn't it just offending you, you don't need to scare me like this, what kind of bones and ashes, chopped into meat sauce, and now upgraded to a whip corpse, finally promoted from dust to a whole corpse, I should thank you."
Under Xiao Qi's repeated strong requests, Nan Jin finally had a hard time, and it can be said that her mother-in-law said what was in her heart.
"Forget it, for the sake of you, you are also full of troubles, I, a hard-hearted person, forgive others once, you have offended me, I must also pay you something else, so that in the two, none of us owe anyone, and there is another one, you disturbed my hard-won sleep, you have to return my sleep."
"Whatever you want, whatever you want, but don't be verbose, I haven't asked you for sleep yet, get me here in the middle of the night, I'm sleepy to death." As soon as Xiao Qi thought of sleeping, he immediately yawned a few times one after another.
Nan Jin was shocked: "You have been calculated by others one after another, do you still have the heart to sleep now?" β
"Hehe, you're so funny, you don't dare to sleep, do you want to live? Let me tell you, there are three main things to do in life. If you can eat, sleep, and laugh, if you do these three things in place, you will be cost-effective for a lifetime. β
"You are just a woman's opinion, a dignified seven-foot man, you must be loyal to the monarch and appease the people of Li, this is the biggest thing in life. The three things you said can even be done by a newborn baby, it's too naΓ―ve. β
"I can't make sense with you, do what you want to do quickly, or I'm going to sleep." Xiao Qi saw that this prince who was not kissed by men and women was not a threat to himself, and fatigue gradually crept into his eyes.
She drooped her head and began to doze off.
This woman is also too strange, it is incredible that she can still sleep in the tiger's den and wolf's den.
"Forget it, I won't embarrass you, you just need to tell me how to fall asleep." Nan Jin is also sleepy, his sleepiness is innate, he has never been so sleepy when he has grown so big.
Xiao Qi turned his head and grinned: "I said yes, you are the second one I said, you can't sleep, are you under a lot of pressure?" β
Nan Jin can only roughly understand all of Xiao Qi's crazy words, but those three points touched the softest place in his heart.
From childhood to adulthood, he only knew how to practice martial arts and literature desperately, for fear that he would lag behind other brothers, to put it bluntly, because he had low self-esteem, his wife was a palace maid, he did not have a prominent backstage help, and all success came from personal efforts.
Only if you make yourself good enough can you block the strange eyes of others.
"Do you have a way for me to get a good night's sleep?" Nan Jin asked tentatively.
"Isn't that simple, if you want to sleep, you can read boring books day and night, and you will sleep when you look at it." Xiao Qi is like this every time, he reads a book when he can't sleep, and he falls asleep when he looks at it.
"No way, I've tried, I can only sleep peacefully in the blue pool."
"I thought you were practicing in the blue wave pool, it turned out that you were hiding there to sleep, but it's a pity that you have such a creative idea, why hasn't it been famous for centuries?
I know, you're a dragon, and only a dragon can ......."
Nan Jin was shocked, grabbed Xiao Qi Chi Guoguo's shoulder, and quickly covered Xiao Qi's mouth, if she was so rebellious, she would dare to talk nonsense, this was a big crime to destroy the Nine Clans.
Xiao Qi was pulled by him slightly, and he didn't pay attention, and naturally fell into Nan Jin's arms.
Once upon a time, Nan Jin had close contact with women like this, and around him, all men served him.
Nan Jin peeked at the woman's flawless back from behind, and he could still be unscrupulous, really giving him a glimpse of the two twins in front of the woman, sister, he would still feel short of breath.
"Hee-hee" Xiao Qi shamelessly threw flattering eyes at him, she forgot that she was an ugly princess of the Seventh, and thought that she was a beautiful little seven.
"Ah......" Nan Jin pushed away the stunner in her arms and immediately jumped out of bed.
He picked up a piece of clothing from the cabinet in a panic, threw it over, and scolded: "You woman, you are so shameless, why are you so shameless, why don't you get dressed quickly." β