Chapter 013: Sister has no feudal thoughts
"I found out that the prince is not ordinary unreasonable, your clothes were torn by you, and now you keep saying that I am shameless and shameless? The law of the jungle is the same in every dynasty. ”
Xiao Qi was aggrieved, but she didn't shed tears, and she was even vaguely happy in her heart.
If you want to attract handsome guys and beautiful men, doesn't it make men even more crazy if they don't have clothes to cover them?
In her mind, the sisters all over the street are all loyal, the thinner the clothes, the better, the shorter the skirts, especially those perverts on the stage, I wish to pick a few leaves to cover the vital places, as long as they can attract people's attention.
And now, if you look at it casually, the streets are full of dumplings from the Dragon Boat Festival, wrapped tightly and impermeable. Xiao Qi was thinking beautifully in his heart. Maybe this dress was torn by a handsome guy, which was a turning point of bad luck.
"Are you saying nine tops, this top is not that ding, I say a word, you talk back nine words, and there is a sentence in the throat that doesn't come out, isn't it?"
"Men are also unreasonable, I have never seen a prince like you." Xiao Qi rolled his eyes, and by the way, he prepared to put on the clothes thrown by the prince, and when he saw it, it was actually a man's clothes again.
She pouted and protested: "What's the matter with you, I'm a girl, why do you keep letting me wear men's clothes, do you know how my reputation is ruined, it's all your ragged clothes."
If it weren't for your rags, I wouldn't have been forced to withdraw from my marriage by the Queen. ”
"Don't talk about yourself as innocent, I'm sorry for you." Nan Jin estimated that the woman's clothes were almost dressed, and turned around.
Not to mention, this man's dress covers the woman's body, and it really buries her graceful figure.
"Now it's time to teach me how to sleep." Nan Jin glanced at her coldly.
Eating, drinking, lazing and sleeping, this is a very natural law, this prince even has to teach sleep, it is a strange thing.
"Okay, you bring a liter of soybeans, and I'll teach you how to sleep right away."
"You're playing this prince happy, right, soybeans are used to make tofu and eat, how can they help people sleep?" Nan Jin was full of suspicion and asked sharply.
"In our place, the resentful woman has no man to accompany her, and she can't sleep every night, you resentful husband, why don't you draw a scoop according to the gourd, I heard that this effect is particularly effective, and many resentful women are vying to follow suit."
"Bold, what do you think of this prince, you actually compare this prince with a resentful woman, are you impatient, if you are impatient, I can send you to the west to see the Buddha." Nan Jin threatened.
Men who have been fighting on the battlefield for many years have killed too much, and it is inevitable that they will feel uneasy and unable to sleep.
Xiao Qi remembered that his uncle had just come back from the battlefield, and he nervously asked his grandmother to call him every twenty minutes, otherwise he would cry a wolf howling, just like a ghost asking for his life.
In fact, life is in the world, what joy is life, and what is fear of death, only those who can't see it will be like this.
"The prince can't sleep, most likely because he suffers from mental illness." Xiao Qi Yin Yang Strange Qi Dao.
Nan Jin was like thunder, illness has always happened in people's bodies, this woman really doesn't know whether she is alive or dead, she actually said such inexplicable words, what kind of mental illness, how can people's hearts get sick, it is simply unheard of.
"Come here, lie down next to me!" Xiao Qi didn't care and wrote lightly.
"What did you tell me just now that men and women don't kiss, and now you let me sleep next to you, this ......" Nan Jin's face was embarrassed.
To be honest, if he is allowed to sleep with the ugly face of a woman, it is really a little difficult, when I think of the woman's delicate skin, graceful figure, after covering the head and face, with the woman, bed, and pillow, the taste should still be there.
Now that the woman has been seen by herself, half a foot has passed through her heart.
"Don't worry, sister, I don't have feudal thoughts."
"Feudal thought, what feudal thought?"
Xiao Qi felt that it was a little difficult to communicate with the prince, so he simply said straightforwardly: "If you want to treat the disease, listen to my instructions, the doctor and the patient can have close contact like this." ”
Nan Jin understood, and repeatedly made sure that Xiao Qi was indeed not a threat to himself, if he really wanted to harm himself, he would be able to put himself to death while he was doing his luck at the bottom of the pool.
"Okay, but don't play any tricks in front of me, if you feel that you want to calculate me, then your Yong'an country, which is thousands of miles away, and thousands of people, will be affected by you, including your father, queen and mother, none of them can escape from the palm of my hand."
Xiao Qi pursed his lips, knowing that Nan Jin was warning himself, he didn't want to say anything, he loved to sleep or not, and he didn't care about his sister's birds.
"I'll massage you first, and I'll enlighten you after you've relaxed." Xiao Qi motioned for Nan Jin to lie on the bed in her underwear, and she used her soft and boneless hands to start a gentle massage from top to bottom.
"Don't think about anything in your head, if you can't control it, you can count points, one, two, three, four...... Keep ordering like this, don't think about anything......"
This method of treating diseases is too special, with the mood of giving it a try, Nan Jin did it, but Xiao Qi was like a gentle mother, humming songs while massaging Nan Jin, and the ballad she sang also made the prince refreshed.
Strange things happened, and Nan Jin's mind was no longer a battlefield full of wolf smoke.
Under the blue sky and white clouds, his mother took his hand and ran on the lawn.
Nearby, there is a clear river flowing around, a lawn with many nameless flowers, and a thriving lush peony.
Peony is the national flower of the peony country, is the symbol of the country, red and white, and even blue, all the colors in the world can be found in the peony bush.
The clothes worn by the mother are embroidered with peony flowers, and the mother is like a happy butterfly, dancing among the peony flowers.
The mother's dancing posture is light and graceful, and the peonies on the human face reflect each other.
This dream was often had in his childhood, and he had never had such a wonderful dream since his father sent him to the queen to raise him.
"Mother, mother, mother......" In her sleep, Nan Jin showed a sweet smile for the first time, and her tightly locked brows relaxed, no longer a dead knot.
"Grandma's, it's only been a long time, and I went to the meeting with Zhou, and I said that I couldn't sleep." Xiao Qi shook her head, she was already tired and staggered, because the prince called her mother in his mouth, which woke her up, and she muttered in her mouth.
"Mother? Why is the prince called his mother when he is asleep? "Xiao Qibai is puzzled, usually the prince level or something, he keeps calling his mother and the queen mother, how can he call his mother and mother?
Could it be that this handsome guy was named the prince after a lot of military achievements?
Xiao Qi was a little relieved, this prince must have made great achievements, and he was always afraid that the emperor would calculate him, so he couldn't sleep well, and would rather hide at the bottom of the pool like a fish to sleep.