"Stop!stop!stop!Stop!Are you crazy?,I'll invite Aunt Wang.,Let me tell you.,Aunt Wang's brain hole is more than mine.,That mouth is a book of "absurd reality magicalism.。 ”

Ye Qiu really couldn't stand it anymore and yelled.

Then when I saw Gu Pan'er's sad face, it was a burst of amusement, and her eyes rolled.

"Then you go, I'll give you an idea, before you go, eat two catties of radishes, two catties of fried soybeans, and then take a big glass of tap water, then you will fart at him, I see who likes you! If you can still see you, then you will get married, I dare to play 120% of the package ticket, this must be true love in the world." ”

Gu Pan'er was about to be blown up, so she immediately picked up the pillow on the sofa and threw it directly to Ye Qiu.

"You are a dead leaf, can't you come up with a proposal that conforms to the core values of socialism? I don't care! The only way I can think of is this, that kid is also a special soldier, but compared to you, it is estimated that he will be killed in seconds, you are so good at cooking, you are better than my grandfather, and my family will definitely like you, that kid will definitely be ashamed of himself. ”

Ye Qiu put the egg fried rice out of the pot, glanced back at Gu Pan'er appreciatively, nodded and said, "Since I knew you, you finally said something to be listened to, but it's useless, I'm not interested......"

Ye Qiu brought all the dishes and chopsticks to the table, and Gu Pan'er took advantage of the fact that Ye Qiu's hand had not left the rice bowl, and there was a crazy continuous shot between the electric light and flint.

Then he smiled coldly at Ye Qiu, then lowered his head and began to fiddle with his mobile phone, and finally said: "The culinary master was shocked to appear in Longxing Community, living in Building 17, unit 502, the photo is proof, lying to death the whole family ......"

Ye Qiu was suddenly shocked.

"Hold the grass! Don't make trouble! I'll go, can't I go! Tell me, how many bones this kid will break, I'll give you exactly three decimal places!"

This can't be exposed, if this is exposed, there will be no peace!

Sister Pan'er is one of her father's harem, and a woman who dares to rob her father doesn't know his mother if she has to beat him. ”

Baa Baa is pulling egg fried rice while baring his teeth and claws.

Ye Qiu raised his eyebrows, pressed his big hand, and immediately pressed his baating little face into the rice bowl, of course, he didn't make any effort, so he got a little bit of it.

"Stinky girl, I can't stop you when I eat!"

"Wow...... Dad, what are you doing...... Necrotic!"

Baa Baa was suddenly unhappy, flattened his mouth, threw it around, and threw the rice grains around.

But Ye Qiu was not in a hurry, his right hand was gently circled, and all the rice grains that were thrown away were stopped by Ye Qiu, and finally gathered together and pressed on the table, forming a small pile.

Gu Pan'er's eyes were full of practice, although she had seen Ye Qiu perform her kung fu on the video, but she lacked the shock she had seen with her own eyes.

"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host for installing a martial arts master's force, and the reward value is +500. ”

Ye Qiu didn't care at all, the mosquito legs were not painful or itchy, and they were boring.

Gu Pan'er slapped the table and said categorically: "Very good! It's so happily decided! When the time comes, if that man doesn't know how to lift, you can clean him up for me, but remember not to really break it, the impact is not good." ”

"By the way, you have to change into decent clothes, like a walking uncle. ”

Ye Qiu frowned and said: "I know, I know, it's endless, eat, eat, I'm going to starve to death!"

"Eat!"

Gu Pan'er happily agreed, the big stone in her heart was put down, and Gu Pan'er couldn't take her eyes off the egg fried rice in front of her.

Ye Qiu also picked up chopsticks.

"Knock! knock! knock!"

Like a raging storm, there was a knock on the door.

It's as if someone is holding a sledgehammer wheel.

Ye Qiu was immediately angry: "Hold the grass! your uncle!

Ye Qiu was so angry that one Buddha was born, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, and he jumped up from the stool with "rubbing".

"I have a grudge against you, right, one is stronger than the other. ”

Ye Qiu scolded and opened the door.

"Whoosh!"

A strong wind struck down the crack in the cracked door!

Ye Qiu's eyes lit up, could it be that this Ye Zhixuan came to the door?

But then, he felt that the feeling of this punch was a little strangely familiar, and countless thoughts flashed in his head in an instant, Ye Qiu shook his head and smiled, and his palm was slightly raised, clutching this huge fist.

"Stinky boy, just greeted me like this when we first met!

"Boss!"

A hoarse roar sounded instantly, and the gate was suddenly opened, and a burly giant man like a hill "squeezed" in directly through the gate.

Then without saying a word, he directly hugged Ye Qiu in his arms, and Ye Qiu's height of one meter eight was in the arms of a giant man, just like a little chicken who had not grown up.

"Boss...... Whining...... I want to kill you......"

The big man hugged Ye Qiu and began to cry, a handful of snot and a handful of tears, crying was a sad and miserable, and Gu Pan'er and Baa were stunned.

Ye Qiu's eyes were also red, but his mouth was tough: "Roll the calf, bury it or not, it's quite a big person, why are you still like a child, let me go quickly." ”

"Pillar, you put the boss down first, there are people in the house. ”

The third voice sounded faintly, and Gu Pan'er jumped, these are clearly two people, where is the third person?

Then I heard Ye Qiu shouting: "Quick, monkey, give me the whole pillar, damn, the big snot is flowing into my neck." ”

Gu Pan'er saw that from behind the giant sweat, a thin figure walked out, with long arms, almost hanging down to the knees, with a pair of big ears that attracted the wind, and a little hunchbacked, but it really looked like an ape.

But when did this person come in, and why was there no sound at all?

"The pillar is obedient, I can't run away, let's talk well. ”

"That's it, that's it, my sister-in-law is watching from the side, don't embarrass the boss. ”

"Huh, sister-in-law?"

The pillar trembled, and hurriedly let go of Ye Qiu, the slap the size of a pu fan wiped twice on his face, and when he looked into the room, he immediately saw Gu Pan'er, his dark face turned red all of a sudden, and his head was about to shrink into his crotch, and he snorted: "Boss, I'm embarrassing you again." ”

Seeing this, Ye Qiu patted the pillar's head lightly, and scolded with a smile.

"You're less embarrassed for me?"

The tall and thin young man named Monkey also looked at this scene with a smile, and then nodded at Gu Pan'er and said, "Hello sister-in-law! I didn't greet my sister-in-law when I entered the door just now, which is really rude." ”

Gu Pan'er was stunned for a moment, and then her face turned red.