Ye Qiu suddenly couldn't cry or laugh!

What is this?

Qu Lingxi doesn't care?

Ye Qiu suddenly remembered Xingmei's terrible public opinion public relations ability, alas, forget it, love to say whatever she wants, anyway, just don't expose it.

"How?"

Ye Qiu looked at Gu Pan'er's smiling appearance and felt "chuckle" in his heart, it was bad, in order to pretend to be a forced value, he didn't avoid Gu Pan'er when he connected with Han Yuzhu, but let this stinky girl see the clues.

Suddenly, he said a little unnaturally: "Ahem, it's amazing! It's awesome! My admiration for this culinary master is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control." ”

Gu Pan'er suddenly rolled her eyes.

"You've already used this set of words last time, are you proving something to me?"

"Ahem, have you used it?"

Ye Qiu was a little uncomfortable being stared at by Gu Pan'er.

Gu Pan'er smiled.

"Okay, okay, don't mention the grandmaster, the grandmaster is too far away from our life, Ye Qiu, I'm hungry, you scramble me an egg fried rice, I can't eat the egg fried rice made by the grandmaster, eat the gluttony you made, don't let you work in vain, I'll invite you to a big dinner in the evening!"

Ye Qiu heard Gu Pan'er say this, and he didn't know if Gu Pan'er could see it, this little girl was quite a ghost.

"Fried rice for you to eat, it just so happens that our two of us haven't eaten it, so it's just the right time for you to send this ingredient." Yo, I've even bought the rice, so I'm prepared!"

Ye Qiu carried eggs, green onions and rice into the kitchen.

While controlling the speed of cutting vegetables and beating eggs, Gu Pan'er saw the clues.

"But just invite me to dinner, don't think I didn't hear you talk to your mother on the phone at the door, saying that you went to a blind date at a restaurant in St. Paul, you girl don't want me to pretend to be your boyfriend to be a shield for you? ”

Gu Pan'er was suddenly shocked, and pointed at Ye Qiu tremblingly: "You, you, did you hear it?"

Ye Qiu rolled his eyes.

"Human ears!"

Gu Pan'er saw that Ye Qiu had already found out and immediately fell down on the sofa in frustration, looked at Ye Qiu pitifully, and said coquettishly: "Ye Qiu, please help others, people know you as a man in the whole community, if you don't help, people can't help it."

Gu Pan'er dragged her long voice, her delicate voice, and a classic blood-vomiting idol drama tone.

Ye Qiu suddenly burst into a loud shout: "Bah! Hold back! You have diabetes, peeing cough cough talking so sticky, goosebumps fell to my ground." ”

Gu Pan'er was taken aback by Ye Qiu, and was about to fight back.

I heard Ye Qiu's scathing voice: "Gu Pan'er, you are still a writer, you can think of such a vulgar episode, no wonder you are not popular, if you are in this state of mind, you will not be popular for the rest of your life!

Gu Pan'er immediately exploded when she heard this, who is buried?!This girl is also one of the top 100 boutique writers on the whole website, why does it become a street hit in your mouth?

Then before Gu Pan'er could return the favor, Ye Qiu's poisonous voice came again.

"Today, let Teacher Ye drive you to class!"

Ye Qiu put the eggs into the pot and made a "zizi" sound, Ye Qiu didn't even look at the pot, and danced at Gu Pan'er's eyebrows: "If I designed the plot, it should be like this"

"If I designed, I would go to a group of kidnappers and kidnap your mother, and then I stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds and appeared heroically to save her from danger.

Then my glorious and tall figure, charming and coquettish position, agile and vigorous skills, and handsome and elegant face will leave an indelible impression on your mother's mind, so that your mother will definitely fall in love with me at first sight. ”

Ye Qiu said foaming at the mouth.

Gu Pan'er was palely when she heard this, her fingers trembled and pointed at Ye Qiu, her lips trembled: "You, you, you want to be to my mother"

Ye Qiu choked.

"Bah, you liked me at first sight. ”

The big spoon in Ye Qiu's hand kept shaking, and the more he talked, the happier he became.

"Then your mother must have been frightened, so I invited your mother to a cup of tea to suppress the shock, and said to her, Sister, you are so beautiful, no wonder you will be robbed by robbers.

At this time, first of all, as a hero who saves beauty, I have already gained the favor of your mother, and then I will be completely open to my mother's heart. ”

"Since your mother has already developed a good impression of me, then she should inquire about my profession, and if I reveal it a little shyly, your mother will feel that this young man is tall, clean and white, good-looking, and talented. ”

"Then your mother has to ask me, young man, are you married, I said no, and then your mother was overjoyed, and then asked me, then do you have a partner, I said no, and your mother immediately laughed like an old chrysanthemum. ”

Gu Pan'er's eyes widened, and she scolded angrily: "Your mother is smiling like a chrysanthemum!"

Ye Qiu smiled, shook his head and said, "Don't make trouble, my mother is much more beautiful than you, I haven't finished speaking, you listen to me." ”

Gu Pan'er was almost angry to death by Ye Qiu's words.

"Then your mother slapped her thigh! Coincidentally! I happen to have a daughter, although she is ugly, but the ugly one is quite distinctive, do you want to try it, if you are not satisfied, seven days for a refund, fifteen days for a change. ”

Gu Pan'er couldn't hold back any longer, jumped up from the sofa with "Teng", opened her teeth and claws, and said, "Dead Yeqiu, who do you say is ugly?"

Ye Qiu squeezed his eyes at Gu Pan'er, looking like "you are too careful".

"Hey, you, isn't this a plot designed for you, only when you write it like this, yours is attractive, the title is a little ruthless, the retired special forces save the charm woman, the woman is grateful to promise her daughter, and it is a good story to achieve a nonsense!"

Gu Pan'er let out a long breath, collapsed on the sofa in frustration, and said weakly: "Ye Qiu, Brother Ye, Young Master Ye, Ancestor Ye, I'm telling you seriously, I'm not writing! I'm really forced to get married!ah!ah!ah!ah!ah!ah!"

Gu Pan'er began to scream frantically.

Baa Baa immediately covered her ears and looked at Gu Pan'er in horror.

Dabai on the ground was immediately frightened, and then buried his head in two paws, but unfortunately his body was too short and his claws were too short to cover his ears at all.

Baa Baa looked at Da Bai pitifully, and sighed: "Xiaobai, it's not that Baa doesn't help you, it's that Baa Baa only has two hands, Sister Pan'er is simply terrible"

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