Chapter 092: Acting like an assassin
Guard B was anxious and went to Chunxiang Building, and Guard A sat there alone, wondering what was so magical about women that would make Guard B so crazy.
Xiao Qi hid in the dark, listened to the conversation between these two guys, and felt funny.
"Hey, I knew that you two guys could handle it with women, and when I was in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion just now, I should have caught a woman by the way, so that you could lose the fire, and it would be convenient for me to act." Xiao Qi smiled evilly in his heart.
The beauty trick has been tried and won repeatedly, as long as this trick is used properly in all dynasties, the life should be good.
It's just that the use of beauty tricks has flourished in ancient times, and in modern times, beauty tricks have long been expanded and become a strategy for both men and women.
When dealing with men, use beauty tricks, and when dealing with women, use beautiful men's tricks.
I don't know if it's the sadness of women or the improvement of women's status, men are bored and need to have fun with women, and rich women also want to find happiness from handsome and chic beautiful men.
It seems that beautiful men were referred to as male pets and faces in ancient times, but they did not spread to the people, and women in ancient times still followed the three and four virtues.
Xiao Qi's eyes purred, and the charm technique he learned in the devil's training camp was not useless.
Hey, if you want to act or something in the future, you must bring a few beauties with you, so that you can improve your work efficiency. Xiao Qi showed an evil smile on the bright moonlit night.
To deal with a guard, Xiao Qi still felt that it was more than enough, and it would take less than a few minutes to knock this guy down and knock him unconscious to death with three fists, but if you want to knock something out of his mouth, it is much more difficult than knocking down a person with three fists.
There was no beauty around, so I had to wronged myself as a beauty.
Xiao Qi casually covered his face with a black scarf, and walked gracefully towards the guard, maybe it was indeed too deserted here, and the guard had not yet figured out the woman, but he was groggy and went to meet with Zhou.
Xiao Qi tiptoed around the back of the guard, gently pulled the guard's head over, and then gently scrubbed it on his face, the woman's soft and boneless hand made the guard like a dream, and thought it was in a dream.
"Are you a woman?" Guard A raised his hazy eyes and asked.
"Of course, if I'm not a woman, what am I doing here?" Xiao Qi, who was covered with a black scarf, was as tender as water, chuckled, and his voice was soft, and he entered the bones of the guard.
Guard A suddenly rubbed his eyes, suddenly sobered up, pushed Xiao Qi by the hand, and took the opportunity to jump back a meter away.
He pointed the spear in his hand at Xiao Qiyi and scolded loudly: "Who are you and what are you doing here?" ”
"Brother, what's wrong with you, it doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that I'm a woman." Xiao Qi said with a hippie smile.
"You're a woman, you don't sleep at home in the middle of the night, what are you doing here?" From Xiao Qi's words and deeds and graceful figure, Guard A determined that what Xiao Qi said was not a lie.
"Look at what you said, your brother went to Chunxiang Building, don't you want to go to Chunxiang Building?"
"I ...... Of course I want to, but ...... What use do you think? Guard A muttered.
"Of course it works, I'm not here to serve you?" Xiao Qi walked forward quietly, "Your brother is afraid that you will be lonely and lonely, so he specially asked my mother to send me over to serve you, fool, do you understand this time?" Your brother is so good to you, even if he is comfortable alone, he still thinks about you with a conscience. ”
"That'...... Why do you ...... Dressed like this, like an assassin? "If this woman didn't speak the truth, the guards really didn't believe that this man in black was a human being, and thought that the soul was wronged.
"If it weren't for your brother's bad idea, what would you say for fear that the patrols would see it, my black outfit would just take his place, saving you from cursing him for diarrhea.
He said that he was in good health, who had ever seen a man with diarrhea still be able to go to Chunxianglou to play, tonight, he had ordered the two sisters of Chunhua and Qiuyue to serve, and he kept saying that he would torture my two sisters to cry and call his mother, and he would give up. ”
Xiao Qi deliberately guided the mind of the guards to the woman.
When the guard heard this, he couldn't help but sigh: "My brother is just like this, just now we talked about women, I said that although I don't have a mother-in-law, I saw the neighbor's little daughter-in-law and her man unscrupulous in the yard."
He had evil thoughts, and said that if I were a woman, no matter how ugly I was, even if I was a sow or a bear, as long as I was a female, he would throw me to the ground and unceremoniously correct the Fa on the spot.
I once heard that men and men can have fun together, and he looked at me like the crazy buffalo in my house, and I was so frightened that I immediately thought of a way to let him go, and if he didn't go, I was afraid that I would suffer. ”
"Hehe, although my brother has not had fun, he is hearsay, well-informed, and there is indeed such a thing, don't say that you will suffer, I am afraid that he will stuff your mouth and let your mouth help, you will be miserable."
The first guard was startled: "What does the girl say, you still have to use your mouth, my mother, make evil, create evil." ”
"This is normal, it's our sisters in Chunxianglou, there are always a few days a month when the eldest aunt comes to visit, and the man can't compete with the eldest aunt, so he has to stuff his mouth to complete the task." Xiao Qi smiled and said with a smile.
"Ah, it turns out that there are such indiscriminate movements, it's disgusting." The guard spat on the ground, frowning with disdain.
Xiao Qi walked up to Nana, snatched the spear in his hand gently, and threw it on the grass to the side.
"Look at us women, so pitiful, even when the eldest aunt came, you men refused to let us go." Xiao Qi leaned over and wanted to stick himself on the body of the guard.
Guard A took a few steps back for no apparent reason, obviously not used to women getting too close.
"I can see that my brother is a good man!" Xiao Qidao, "If you don't adapt to me for a while, then let's sit here and gossip to relieve boredom, okay?" ”
Xiao Qi took the little brother's hand and sat next to a rockery.
It was the first time for the first time for the guard to get close to a woman like this, and the faint fragrance emanating from the woman's body made him feel refreshed, and after he sat beside Xiao Qi obediently, he didn't forget to move his position to the side.
"If you run into that B guard tonight, maybe it's like a hungry wolf pounces on you, but this A guard is still a humble gentleman and has a demeanor, as if he is afraid that he will be cheap."